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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, I was imagining much larger cakes. If they were all different thats actually not too bad of an idea. Though for the life of me I can't think of a time I've had a piece of wedding cake since I was a kid. Weddings are for drinking and dancing. Having to watch toasts and father/daughter dances and cake cutting are the worst parts of a wedding. Those are theirs.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, I was imagining much larger cakes. If they were all different thats actually not too bad of an idea. Though for the life of me I can't think of a time I've had a piece of wedding cake since I was a kid. Weddings are for drinking and dancing. Having to watch toasts and father/daughter dances and cake cutting are the worst parts of a wedding. Do those two look like they're gonna do a lot of dancing?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Eh, I was imagining much larger cakes. If they were all different thats actually not too bad of an idea. Though for the life of me I can't think of a time I've had a piece of wedding cake since I was a kid. Weddings are for drinking and dancing. Having to watch toasts and father/daughter dances and cake cutting are the worst parts of a wedding. You ever been to a Catholic wedding? The 3 hour wedding mass makes the father/daughter dance positively exciting.
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Doesn't lesnick also have thousands and thousands of Internet posts archived from the late 90s early 2000s full of fascists and creepy rapey sex comments?
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Dienes posted:You ever been to a Catholic wedding? The 3 hour wedding mass makes the father/daughter dance positively exciting. 3 hours weddings made sense when you live in pre-industrial times and no one had any other poo poo to do besides till the fields and die of the plague. In modern times, they need to cut that poo poo down to under half an hour because I got poo poo to do.
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Megabound posted:
Is this the Star Citizen guy? You'd think he could afford something nicer with all the nerd money he fleeced. This seems like two people who couldn't make up their mind what they wanted, and the end result becoming really mediocre. If they wanted to do something nerdy, they probably could have instead of five sad round Safeway cakes with vending machine toy cake toppers. In the end the results were a mediocre kludged together mess, much like Star Citizen itself 
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Who was the goon that would post those A Wyatt Mann cartoons and be all "hey look at these crazy things" but it was really obvious all he wanted to do was post racist cartoons. He'd get banned, then come back a few months later, and do the same thing over again. I remember he once said "I have more money and Ips than the mods have bans". I feel like that was BigPeeler?
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BigPeeler really wanted to tell decently-crafted stdh stories, too. Also 50 Foot Ant. And Martin Random, the fecal lasagna storycrafter. The great age of stdh on these forums, gone but not forgotten 
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Panfilo posted:Is this the Star Citizen guy? You'd think he could afford something nicer with all the nerd money he fleeced. No, he's the Star Citizen guy's biggest fanboy. Who now works for him.
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AlbieQuirky posted:BigPeeler really wanted to tell decently-crafted stdh stories, too. Also 50 Foot Ant. And Martin Random, the fecal lasagna storycrafter. The worst part about 50 foot ant threads were the goons who seemed to legitimately believe the nazi ghosts were real. I get suspending your disbelief a little bit but come on.
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That man has a scowl to put Nixon to shame.
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CelticPredator posted:I'm glad the cheeto is sad. It warms my soul a little too. To paraphrase an old cynic whose name I don't remember, he wanted this job, and now he's going to get it, good and hard  shame about him taking everything else to hell with him
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SatansOnion posted:It warms my soul a little too. To paraphrase an old cynic whose name I don't remember, he wanted this job, and now he's going to get it, good and hard H.L.Menken said, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.'
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Figured it was either him or Will Rogers. Thanks!
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AlbieQuirky posted:BigPeeler really wanted to tell decently-crafted stdh stories, too. Also 50 Foot Ant. And Martin Random, the fecal lasagna storycrafter. Oh that's right, BigPeeler was the guy who always had some crazy story to tell. I choose to believe that these kinds of things are purely for the wearer to jackoff to himself.
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Resting bitch face is a real problem in this country. And next to him is Melania.
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twistedmentat posted:Oh that's right, BigPeeler was the guy who always had some crazy story to tell. you've misgendered the undesirable.
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AlbieQuirky posted:BigPeeler really wanted to tell decently-crafted stdh stories, too. Also 50 Foot Ant. And Martin Random, the fecal lasagna storycrafter. Who was the one who had all these stories about working in a rundown hotel and after one person living there died, he went into their room and found they'd fashioned a gigantic sybian by coring out their mattress and attaching an old deodorant can with a condom on it to their bedsprings?
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Wheat Loaf posted:Who was the one who had all these stories about working in a rundown hotel and after one person living there died, he went into their room and found they'd fashioned a gigantic sybian by coring out their mattress and attaching an old deodorant can with a condom on it to their bedsprings? JoeyVapes and the What The Christ Moments thread.
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Who had the incredible stories about the flaming garbage truck?
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cakesmith handyman posted:Who had the incredible stories about the flaming garbage truck? Bruiser
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While we're on the subject of old threads, what ever happened to the awkward sexual encounters thread? It was fun.
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That could probably be rolled into this thread. I can't imagine a goon sexual encounter to be anything but AUG.
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I don't think anything could possibly top the awkward meowing boner peace-out, so it probably just atrophied.
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Don't have a link to the thread, but it made it to the frontpage.quote:Well, it wasn't so much as 'sexual,' given that it's a goddamn pissing irritating platonic I-love-her-but-she-doesn't-look-at-me-in-that-way relationship, but having a morning 'hello hello' hug, while we're on holiday together. She shifted a little, and I came. quote:My current fling/long-term humpee will always excuse herself to the bathroom before sex or foreplay to do a check -- make sure her period didn't come, things are fresh, she doesn't have to pee -- and it's starting to really irritate me.
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AUG Thread: I'm hoping she'll accidentally piss on me while screwing.
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Was that the thread where a goon claimed he had a threesome with a girl and her mom?
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Psychobabble! posted:While we're on the subject of old threads, what ever happened to the awkward sexual encounters thread? It was fun. I made like 3 or 4 entries to that thread....and I wasn't even close to done with my embarrassing sex stories. I'm.....I'm not good at sex.
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I was eating a girl out and the muppet babies theme started playing on my itunes and I laughed into her pussy
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Just listen to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29T4kF6PPkQ This guy is purestrain AUG. Listen to as much as you can (though the whole thing is worth it), and then listen to 8:45-8:55 at the very least. His tears are delicious.
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Mustached5thGrader posted:I was eating a girl out and the muppet babies theme started playing on my itunes and I laughed into her pussy Thank you for this, the mental image had me giggling like an idiot.
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Breetai posted:Just listen to this. okay i tried listening but didnt make it past like 90 seconds, then i reread your post and listened to the indicated time and he says he lives with his mother and his siblings and needs to pay for groceries he doesnt cry or anything, as a matter of fact it seems like the most reasonable part of the rant what's your game?
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twistedmentat posted:Oh that's right, BigPeeler was the guy who always had some crazy story to tell. Sometimes they congregate
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im pooping! posted:okay i tried listening but didnt make it past like 90 seconds, then i reread your post and listened to the indicated time and he says he lives with his mother and his siblings and needs to pay for groceries It's the 10 least offensive seconds
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