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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Beachcomber posted:

I'd really like to try horse, but horse eating countries are rather inconveniently located on the other end of long flights.

Canada and France are two places I can think of that aren't too far from the US where you can get horse meat in a regular grocery store...

It's not bad.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




ToxicSlurpee posted:

Pigs will eat you if they get a chance.

Most animals will eat you given a chance:ssh:

Shellception
Oct 12, 2016

"I'm made up of the memories of my parents and my grandparents, all my ancestors. They're in the way I look, in the colour of my hair. And I'm made up of everyone I've ever met who's changed the way I think"

FrozenVent posted:

Canada and France are two places I can think of that aren't too far from the US where you can get horse meat in a regular grocery store...

It's not bad.

Horse-riding, caring and exhibition is a big thing here in Spain (both economically and culturally), but you can also find places that sell horse meat. It's rarer to find it on a general grocery store though, but meat shops specializing in horse do exist. People insist it's delicious.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Japan has horse sashimi in restaurants. I didn't like it.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Regular people didn't use to eat horse meat not because they thought horses were noble creatures, but because it wasn't economically feasible. They were expensive, owned mostly by the rich, and you weren't going to slaughter them for meat unless they had really outlived their usefulness (in which case the meat probably wasn't going to be very good). The tradition of eating horse meat in places like France didn't really start until the 19th century, when horses started getting replaced by machines and had become less effective in warfare.
The reason that the same thing never thing never happened in a country like the UK is probably because the Ancien Régime has never really disappeared there, it is still a class society where the aristocracy holds much of the power, and horses were and are linked to the upper classes - at least in their role as a companion animal and status symbol. As for the US, it has historically taken its cues from the UK in more ways than they'd like to admit. On top of that, horses are linked to frontier romanticism there.

For me personally, there is nothing that stops me from enjoying a good horse steak. I come from a line of peasants-turned-proletarians and it's unlikely that any of my ancestors ever owned horses, maybe a single draft horse at most.

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 12:50 on Jan 28, 2017

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Horse meat is actually a common staple in the UK

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
slave aunt jemima serving her owners



also:



:psyduck:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



bitterandtwisted posted:

Horse meat is actually a common staple in the UK


Well, at least the false advertising is a legitimate reason to get angry.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



How Imgur posters write dialogue.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Phlegmish posted:

Regular people didn't use to eat horse meat not because they thought horses were noble creatures, but because it wasn't economically feasible. They were expensive, owned mostly by the rich, and you weren't going to slaughter them for meat unless they had really outlived their usefulness (in which case the meat probably wasn't going to be very good). The tradition of eating horse meat in places like France didn't really start until the 19th century, when horses started getting replaced by machines and had become less effective in warfare.
The reason that the same thing never thing never happened in a country like the UK is probably because the Ancien Régime has never really disappeared there, it is still a class society where the aristocracy holds much of the power, and horses were and are linked to the upper classes - at least in their role as a companion animal and status symbol. As for the US, it has historically taken its cues from the UK in more ways than they'd like to admit. On top of that, horses are linked to frontier romanticism there.

For me personally, there is nothing that stops me from enjoying a good horse steak. I come from a line of peasants-turned-proletarians and it's unlikely that any of my ancestors ever owned horses, maybe a single draft horse at most.

Actually horse meat was openly sold and consumed in parts of the UK in the 19th-early 20th century (Yorkshire and Aberdeen among others I think?), marketed as "kicker" or "Cheval". It was never nationwide, but its drastically oversimplifying to just say "The uk never ate horse because class system", especially as until probably until the 50s the vast majority of horses in the UK were working animals, and if you think that a mine owner wouldnt try and squeeze every penny out of a pit pony even after it died in harness I dont know what to tell you. It was really WW2 that did for horse-eating in the UK.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A misanthrope posted:

slave aunt jemima serving her owners



also:



:psyduck:

Those worked though. Yeah, they're racist as gently caress, but they sure did move pancakes.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SiKboy posted:

Actually horse meat was openly sold and consumed in parts of the UK in the 19th-early 20th century (Yorkshire and Aberdeen among others I think?), marketed as "kicker" or "Cheval". It was never nationwide, but its drastically oversimplifying to just say "The uk never ate horse because class system", especially as until probably until the 50s the vast majority of horses in the UK were working animals, and if you think that a mine owner wouldnt try and squeeze every penny out of a pit pony even after it died in harness I dont know what to tell you. It was really WW2 that did for horse-eating in the UK.

Sure. I'm not denying any of that. But if a specific conception of man's relation to horses (as said, a companion animal and status symbol, literally noble creatures, rather than purely utilitarian) became dominant in the UK after WWII, I think it's very likely that the class system is involved in some way.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Phlegmish posted:

Sure. I'm not denying any of that. But if a specific conception of man's relation to horses (as said, a companion animal and status symbol, literally noble creatures, rather than purely utilitarian) became dominant in the UK after WWII, I think it's very likely that the class system is involved in some way.

If anything I would be more like to assume it was the UK taking cultural cues from the US; Post war cinema (and later TV) would have a huge american influence nationwide, so the US idea that "horses are noble companion animals who represent the untamed freedom of the frontier" could just as easily have been spread by the lone ranger. Again, regional thing as in many regions of the UK horse eating never caught on full stop, but I think its a reach to assume that a farmer in rural aberdeenshire wouldnt butcher a horse that passed its point of usefulness in the 50s when he would have in the 30s because of the class system.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

FrozenVent posted:

Canada and France are two places I can think of that aren't too far from the US where you can get horse meat in a regular grocery store...

It's not bad.

france is kinda far from the US, or at least i would consider it a long flight away from anywhere in the US

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Do what Australia does and just eat your national animals, duh.

Telemaze
Apr 22, 2008

What you expected hasn't happened.
Fun Shoe

Len posted:

I don't know how that process works but isn't it just they do an ultrasound and go "hey there's a little penis"? Like are there any hormone differences between male and female fetus?

This was several pages back, but yes there are hormonal differences between male and female fetuses (at least, after a certain point early in development). They are part of sexual differentiation.

Whether any of that would really be measurable in the mother's urine is a different story. Afaik any at-home tests that claim to predict a baby's gender are bullshit, and companies that make gender prediction "tests" have been sued over it. Intelligender, one of those companies, lost a class action lawsuit for claiming their product was 90% accurate. I think they also got yelled at for lying and saying the test was FDA approved. I guess that counts as a dumb move in marketing?

I feel really off topic now though, since everyone has moved on to talking about eating horses.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Croccers posted:

Do what Australia does and just eat your national animals, duh.

America's national bird was almost the turkey, an animal as stupid as it is tasty. Instead we got the bald eagle, which is basically a pointier seagull.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Bertrand Hustle posted:

America's national bird was almost the turkey, an animal as stupid as it is tasty. Instead we got the bald eagle, which is basically a pointier seagull.

They're regal and majestic you communist terrorist. :911: say 10 Hail Reagan's and your sins will be forgiven.

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Wild turkeys are pretty smart, it's only the dumbfuck domestic ones that are infamous for being stupid.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'll just make the sound of a red-tailed hawk, shall I?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Len posted:

They're regal and majestic you communist terrorist. :911: say 10 Hail Reagan's and your sins will be forgiven.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
No, you must make a seagull noise and then beat the poo poo out of your neighbors for the food that they worked for, before returning to your treetop. Just like the majestic Bald Eagle would do

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Bald eagles sound like gulls, so they are inevitably overdubbed with the cry of a red‐tailed hawk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ2uMauyBow&t=35s

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


ToxicSlurpee posted:

You can buy bullets coated in pig fat as well as pig fat gun lubricant in America right now for very similar reasons. That, however, is a clever move in marketing; stupid, racist rednecks apparently buy that poo poo up like crazy.

There is also this website which is a dumb move in marketing as it looks like it was made in 1994 by an angsty teenager.

http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/

Look at this website. Just...look at it. It's like they actively tried to make it as terrible as possible.
I don't remember that one from Sunday school.

quote:

THIS PRODUCT IS FOR USE ON ARMED MUSLIM TERRORISTS ONLY.
WE DO NOT PROMOTE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY RACE OR RELIGION, ONLY AGAINST SAVAGE,MURDEROUS,BABY
RAPING ,MYSOGYNISTIC,COWARDLY ISLAMO-TERRORISTS LIKE ISIS AND AFFILIATES.
Ezekial 25-17

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GWBBQ posted:

I don't remember that one from Sunday school.

First result: "I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the LORD, when I take vengeance on them." So basically, Samuel L. Jackson's speech from Pulp Fiction.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
Philistines, Muslims, you know, basically the same thing.

These are the same people that point to passages in the Koran about warring tribes to argue that Muslims worship violence.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
That's different because Jesus, and also

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

bitterandtwisted posted:

Horse meat is actually a common staple in the UK

Now with up to "100% horsemeat".

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

https://twitter.com/Jolly_Rancher/status/824670216647036928

Jolly Rancher still doesn't realize that their slogan is bad. That or they do know, but "no publicity is bad publicity!"

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
holy poo poo they're actually using prison rape in their advertising

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
I expected some dumb misguided allusion to poorly chosen sexual humor when i clicked on that tweet.

I didn't expect to see straight up porn when i scrolled down.

So uh, beware of that when you're in a public place i guess

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I like that as you scroll down someone retweeted the ad only it's flagged as sensitive and you have to confirm you're willing to see it.

Also I'm probably naive but I thought about Shawshank Redemption before prison rape.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Pretty sure they intended the Shawshank thing first and then thought prison rape theme was just outrageous enough to go viral.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
So the blue razz(?) has to suck the giant jolly rancher that smashed a hole in the wall to get free?

The new candy shot and killed his wife and the lover she was having an affair with?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

GrandpaPants posted:

Japan has horse sashimi in restaurants. I didn't like it.

Nay?

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Good post, take the rest of the night off, you've earned it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Neigh.

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

You can buy bullets coated in pig fat as well as pig fat gun lubricant in America right now for very similar reasons. That, however, is a clever move in marketing; stupid, racist rednecks apparently buy that poo poo up like crazy.

There is also this website which is a dumb move in marketing as it looks like it was made in 1994 by an angsty teenager.

http://www.silverbulletgunoil.net/

Look at this website. Just...look at it. It's like they actively tried to make it as terrible as possible.

:fyh:

The only thing I can think of when I read this poo poo is "stop throwing bakon at me!"

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

AA is for Quitters posted:

:fyh:

The only thing I can think of when I read this poo poo is "stop throwing bakon at me!"

I wonder if there is some "CRAZY TRICK AMERICANS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!" dietary poo poo ISIS tells its followers to use on the US. Like, wrap your bullets in lettuce overnight so they can't go to Infidel Heaven.

Maybe it's a rainbow colored anything. Wedding cake especially. Just having a photo of one, or a rainbow colored American flag?

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Cowslips Warren posted:

I wonder if there is some "CRAZY TRICK AMERICANS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!" dietary poo poo ISIS tells its followers to use on the US. Like, wrap your bullets in lettuce overnight so they can't go to Infidel Heaven.

Maybe it's a rainbow colored anything. Wedding cake especially. Just having a photo of one, or a rainbow colored American flag?

Buy your bullets from a proxy in a Western country with sane gun control laws.

Get shot by Australian bullets, you don't get into 2nd Amendment Heaven.

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