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For real though I'll stop. I was just excited.
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Hell yeah. Don't let mean ol Count Wyoming put you down. Actually, I'm just gonna assume Wyoming is Count Olaf, because he seems like that kind of person.
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CelticPredator posted:Hell yeah. Don't let mean ol Count Wyoming put you down. Cry about it to /r/incel
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Why would I do that? I just think you hate children and want to steal their fortune.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I had sex once, or maybe twice, I don't remember. I think I hosed your girlfriend once. Maybe twice, I don't remember. Then I hosed all your friends' girlfriends, now they hate you.
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Dark Archie is hella boss and I don't understand the complaints about Jughead no longer being asexual because in the one episode that exists he kinda seems pretty asexual.
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:the new ones are real good When I first read that Ryan North was taking over I almost bought an Archie/Sabrina the Teenage Witch comic book as an adult, which was a bridge I didn't want to cross. I'm totally checking out Dark Archie this weekend though. DC Murderverse posted:I'm watching a really disgusting episode of SVU and man, James Van Der Beek deserves to be a star. Not like, a lovely Dawson's Creek star, but like, "plays sociopaths for the next 40 years" star. DC Murderverse posted:please son, don't act like I haven't seen every episode of that show. It began my love of Le Beek. If you haven't seen The Rules of Attraction, I don't think it's possible to be further in the target demo.
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Power of Pecota posted:If you haven't seen The Rules of Attraction, I don't think it's possible to be further in the target demo. Goofy and legit great film. Bret Easton Ellis loves it as well, says it's the best adaptation of his work. Dude has some interesting views on films, bums me out he rarely posts on twitter anymore. https://twitter.com/breteastonellis/status/231129243516538882 https://twitter.com/breteastonellis/status/701985964462198784 https://twitter.com/breteastonellis/status/727399215098269697
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wyoming posted:Goofy and legit great film. I think Brett Easton Ellis just got super butt hurt no one offered him the job of writing and directing 50 Shades of Gray, starring James Deen (before we found out Deen was a rapist).
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Coffee And Pie posted:I finally watched Stop Making Sense. It was good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8JIbltEf_k
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I hate the new Amazon Alexa ad where the guy asks how many calories in a chicken wing then switches to potato salad. Potato salad is just as high in calories and you're likely to eat it more quickly you stupid fucks!!!
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married but discreet posted:So has anyone actually read an Archie comic? I haven't read any classic Archie but I read Afterlife With Archie, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, and I read the first issue of the Chip Zdarsky one. The only reason I didn't read more of the Zdarsky book is because my list is too long already. ANYWAY. Riverdale is real good. Thanks for reminding me about it, Jenny. CelticPredator posted:I watched Hellboy like, two nights ago, and during the scene when Broom is getting his diagnosis I thought "Man it's gonna suck when John Hurt dies." If you mean Giger Bar there's two of them and they're in Switzerland.
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Nah some company made a beer called IPAlien and it has an "alien" on it with the alien font. My buddy saved one for me tomorrow when we see fire walk with me. P stoked on that.
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John Hurt has died. https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/jan/28/john-hurt-dead-the-elephant-man-alien-harry-potter-midnight-express?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Much like the Young Pope before it I'm not sure if this Dark Archie is a real thing or some kind of internet joke I don't get.
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FishBulb posted:Much like the Young Pope before it I'm not sure if this Dark Archie is a real thing or some kind of internet joke I don't get. In 2017, everything's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNs-d_rxW0Q
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U leave town for one week &
Hat Thoughts fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 30, 2017 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:That is oddly relevant to Kuso Do I wanna know?
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Anonymous Robot posted:Apparently the WWE is releasing a movie about a telekinetic teen magician that battles drug dealers? Sleight, or as I call it, Chronicle of The Hood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0PeDhBCktU The MSJ fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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Rules of Attraction fell into the Donnie Darko category of movies I genuinely enjoyed as an idiot teen but when I tried to watch as an adult were top to bottom cringe-inducing dialogue.
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I can usually understand where people are coming from with their movie opinions, but there are a lot of people I know that insist that Batman V Superman was one of the best movies of last year and I just do not get it
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Coffee And Pie posted:I finally watched Stop Making Sense. It was good. Making flippy floppy
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:I can usually understand where people are coming from with their movie opinions, but there are a lot of people I know that insist that Batman V Superman was one of the best movies of last year and I just do not get it And/or they're crushing on Wonder Woman.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Do I wanna know? Probably don't need to spoil this but at one point Tim Heidecker is describing what it was like having sex with a drunk passed out girl to said girl and says it was like loving a dead dog, which he clarifies is really hot
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:I can usually understand where people are coming from with their movie opinions, but there are a lot of people I know that insist that Batman V Superman was one of the best movies of last year and I just do not get it It's a film that's exemplary of 'comic book movie' as a genre and as an aesthetic (as opposed to Dark Knight or whatever - a crime thriller where a guy happens to wear a costume. Or the repeated insistence that Captain America 2 is a '70s political thriller', etc.). It's a film that revels in the contradiction of being this base corporate ad campaign that sells the Death of Christ with sequel teasers and fan service. The Revelation To John was a Hollywood movie trailer, argues Snyder. And vice-versa. For people who don't actually like comic-book movies, those elements that make it good are dismissed as obstructions. They 'prevent' the film from being a crime thriller, or Star Wars, or what have you. So they end up confused and unhappy.
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long-rear end nips Diane posted:I can usually understand where people are coming from with their movie opinions, but there are a lot of people I know that insist that Batman V Superman was one of the best movies of last year and I just do not get it Easy out: that's not a movie opinion. weekly font posted:Rules of Attraction fell into the Donnie Darko category of movies I genuinely enjoyed as an idiot teen but when I tried to watch as an adult were top to bottom cringe-inducing dialogue. American Psycho is the better movie, but Rules of Attraction is the better Bret Easton Ellis movie.
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I almost forgot to mention this amongst all the Sundance stuff but on the plane ride here I saw Shin Godzilla and Shin Godzilla does in fact own pretty god dammed hard
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Plays that should be movies: The Beauty Queen of Leenane. SuperMechagodzilla posted:It's a film that's exemplary of 'comic book movie' as a genre and as an aesthetic (as opposed to Dark Knight or whatever - a crime thriller where a guy happens to wear a costume. Or the repeated insistence that Captain America 2 is a '70s political thriller', etc.). ah, the life of the party Magic Hate Ball fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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glam rock hamhock posted:I almost forgot to mention this amongst all the Sundance stuff but on the plane ride here I saw Shin Godzilla and Shin Godzilla does in fact own pretty god dammed hard drat straight. edit: Skwirl posted:I think Brett Easton Ellis just got super butt hurt no one offered him the job of writing and directing 50 Shades of Gray, starring James Deen (before we found out Deen was a rapist). He didn't so much 'find out' he was a rapist as he did see that there were several women who accused him of sexual assault and then concluded it was 'mass hysteria' a la the Salem witch hunts. It's poo poo like that which kind of makes me forgive all the heat American Psycho got when it first came out. Also, I find it rather ironic that he's at once disenchanted with "Indie Arthouse Horror" or whatever, but still name-checks The Invitation as a great 2016 film. Like, that's case-in-point Indie Arthouse Horror - it's even a reactionary, mumblecore remake of The Purge! K. Waste fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Jan 28, 2017 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:It's a film that's exemplary of 'comic book movie' as a genre and as an aesthetic (as opposed to Dark Knight or whatever - a crime thriller where a guy happens to wear a costume. Or the repeated insistence that Captain America 2 is a '70s political thriller', etc.). https://twitter.com/dril/status/255115804452999169 K. Waste posted:Also, I find it rather ironic that he's at once disenchanted with "Indie Arthouse Horror" or whatever, but still name-checks The Invitation as a great 2016 film. Like, that's case-in-point Indie Arthouse Horror - it's even a reactionary, mumblecore remake of The Purge! The only movie that's more Indie Arthouse Horror than The Invitation is The Midnight Swim.
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K. Waste posted:Wasn't that after he was basically "Sonic eats chili dogs as a presexual fetish"? I definitely agree with SMG's point about Sonic. I feel like we've both arrived at similar conclusions, IE that the appeal in a lot of media where characters display intimacy but without real human complications, or where the character is basically inhumanly happy about collecting stars and getting some cake, is precisely the appeal of the character because we wish we were so uncomplicated by human flaws. I'm curious to see how SMG arrived at their version.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:The only movie that's more Indie Arthouse Horror than The Invitation is The Midnight Swim. Wow you really hated it didn't you.
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Hbomberguy posted:I definitely agree with SMG's point about Sonic. I feel like we've both arrived at similar conclusions, IE that the appeal in a lot of media where characters display intimacy but without real human complications, or where the character is basically inhumanly happy about collecting stars and getting some cake, is precisely the appeal of the character because we wish we were so uncomplicated by human flaws. I'm curious to see how SMG arrived at their version. Bomberguy, Mario says, "So long, gay bowser"
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It's about wishing we could remain in a perpetual tween state, always on the verge but never actually getting there because the desire is better than the reality.
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Hbomberguy posted:I definitely agree with SMG's point about Sonic. I feel like we've both arrived at similar conclusions, IE that the appeal in a lot of media where characters display intimacy but without real human complications, or where the character is basically inhumanly happy about collecting stars and getting some cake, is precisely the appeal of the character because we wish we were so uncomplicated by human flaws. I'm curious to see how SMG arrived at their version. Is that really such a revelation? I mean, I don't mean to be a dick, your video was good, but isn't "wishing our life was like that" the inherent appeal of all escapist media? We wish our high school years were like Harry Potter, full of adventure and magic and being special, we wish we were as badass as John McClain or [Insert Generic Video Game Space Marine], etc.
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Why would something need to be a revelation to be insightful?
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DC Murderverse posted:we are not your livejournal Man whatever I post about my dumb poo poo here all the time
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wyoming posted:Cry about it to /r/incel How are you consistently this fuckin bad Jesus Christ
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Skwirl posted:Dark Archie is hella boss and I don't understand the complaints about Jughead no longer being asexual because in the one episode that exists he kinda seems pretty asexual. They're referring to the comics I think where Chip Zdarsky explicitly said he was asexual
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