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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Plutonis posted:

It's better when you put it with some calabrese sausage on a Calzone. I love them!

that sounds fuckin dooooooooooooope

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I'm curious how the General would handle a Which Wich, where you fill out a sandwich checklist on the bag and hand it to the people behind the counter. Maybe just draw a dick on the bag?

Deli down the street pretty much has this. It goes like this:
"Heyyos, I'd like a sandwich, whatever you think is delicious is fine."
"Uhh, I like some weird stuff on my sandwiches."
"Whatever, I'm sure it'll be great."
"What kind of bread?"
"Doesn't matter. I trust in you."

Then they go off and make me a sandwich. They come back, sometimes the person tells me what's on it. Sometimes they don't. None have them have ever seemed offended by the interaction.

Once I wasn't a huge fan of the sandwich I was given. You know what I did?

I ate it. All of it :aaaaa:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
If you do that regularly it's just kind of weird. It's like you never grew out of the "whatever mom, I don't care what we have for dinner" phase. It's OK to have preferences, and it's OK to voice them. If we were talking about seasoned chefs with great reputations maybe it would be different, but why would you put your meal you are paying for in the hands of the 16 year old "sandwich artist"?

As for your anecdote, of course they aren't offended - you are giving them money. They probably give you the cheapest edible sandwich they can produce and charge you whatever they feel like and make more profit from you than a normal customer.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

this all could have been avoided if he took Skill Focus: Making a Sandwich

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Alaois posted:

this all could have been avoided if he took Skill Focus: Making a Sandwich
I was wondering if anyone would make that joke before I got to the end of the thread. drat you, Alaios.

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Subway and Quiznos are both trash compared to Togo's. Apparently Togo's only exists in California though so...

Togo's has an unfortunate corporate history that means that it is of noticeably lower quality than it was a decade ago (well, really, it was even better longer ago than that). It's still better than Subway but not by as much as it was.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

King Hong Kong posted:

Togo's has an unfortunate corporate history that means that it is of noticeably lower quality than it was a decade ago (well, really, it was even better longer ago than that). It's still better than Subway but not by as much as it was.

What happened?

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

whiteyfats posted:

What happened?

There was a period of time when it was owned by the same company that also owned Baskin Robbins and Dunkin' Donuts and, as far as I know, operated these as if they were complementary (e.g. combined stores). As part of that strategy, they also expanded Togo's into territories outside California where the standards for ingredients that could be maintained in California had to be compromised due to distance. Later on, these businesses got spun off or sold, including Togo's. By then it was clear that the expansion was not overly successful and the new ownership made pretty drastic cost cuts, including cuts on aspects of their sandwiches that I think most people would have considered distinguishing traits.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

yeah I eat rear end posted:

If you do that regularly it's just kind of weird. It's like you never grew out of the "whatever mom, I don't care what we have for dinner" phase. It's OK to have preferences, and it's OK to voice them. If we were talking about seasoned chefs with great reputations maybe it would be different, but why would you put your meal you are paying for in the hands of the 16 year old "sandwich artist"?

As for your anecdote, of course they aren't offended - you are giving them money. They probably give you the cheapest edible sandwich they can produce and charge you whatever they feel like and make more profit from you than a normal customer.

The General is being a reasonable adult, and is trying out new things via reccomendations, nothing wrong with that. Also not everybody is a greedy, lazy dipshit, either.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah I eat rear end posted:

As for your anecdote, of course they aren't offended - you are giving them money. They probably give you the cheapest edible sandwich they can produce and charge you whatever they feel like and make more profit from you than a normal customer.

You're an idiot.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Subjunctive posted:

You're an idiot.

Why would they go out of their way to try and satisfy a manchild that doesn't even know what he wants and will just take whatever is given to him?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why would they go out of their way to try and satisfy a manchild that doesn't even know what he wants and will just take whatever is given to him?

Because people enjoy sharing things they like? If you went into a book store and asked the staff to recommend you something they'd be more than happy to.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Sandwich autists indeed.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why would they go out of their way to try and satisfy a manchild that doesn't even know what he wants and will just take whatever is given to him?

That's why tasting menus use the cheapest, near-rotten ingredients, too.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Subjunctive posted:

That's why tasting menus use the cheapest, near-rotten ingredients, too.

We are talking about loving subway here. The teenager behind the plastic is not a chef, he is just someone trained to do what he is told. If the customer won't tell him what to do, he will default to what his manager tells him which is to make as much money as possible.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Holy poo poo, I'm sorry I said I kinda like Subway, y'all can stfu now, Jesus. :allbuttons:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

yeah I eat rear end posted:

We are talking about loving subway here. The teenager behind the plastic is not a chef, he is just someone trained to do what he is told. If the customer won't tell him what to do, he will default to what his manager tells him which is to make as much money as possible.

Why should he care about maximizing profits? It's not like he gets a commission.

He'll just make the same thing he made the 3rd person ago, it's easier than coming up with some custom minmax. (And Subway has already optimized those for profit anyway.)

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

At least the small pastry derail was funny. This one is just sad.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


The General posted:

I literally don't give a poo poo, make me a delicious sandwich.

The General posted:

who the hell puts pineapple on a sub?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/restlessnoora/status/773319291462676485

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY?

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Yeah, and? I still ate the sandwich and didn't complain about it.

Okay, maybe I am this one time, sixteen years later. But to this day, I have not seen pineapple as an option at a sub place. Caught me off guard. Would eat it again though, wasn't terrible. And is literally what I get for answering "alright." When the guy says "I'm just gonna put everything on there."

Edit: and the skill focus: making a sandwich people owned me.

The General has a new favorite as of 00:06 on Jan 29, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
"Waiter I would like a large mystery meat mountain. Just give me your favorite large flesh lump please"

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

The General posted:

Yeah, and? I still ate the sandwich and didn't complain about it.

Okay, maybe I am this one time, sixteen years later. But to this day, I have not seen pineapple as an option at a sub place. Caught me off guard. Would eat it again though, wasn't terrible. And is literally what I get for answering "alright." When the guy says "I'm just gonna put everything on there."

Edit: and the skill focus: making a sandwich people owned me.

it sucks that front line service employees are forced to put up with retarded babies like you

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Skip My Posts posted:

it sucks that front line service employees are forced to put up with retarded babies like you

Especially in non-tipping establishments...

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

Especially in non-tipping establishments...

it would probably be worse if you were depending on a tip from the scared little retard baby who cries when asked questions about what he wants at fast food restaurants

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




This ordering derail is foolish and does not contain enough garbage food photographs to mitigate it.
















Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



King Hong Kong posted:

There was a period of time when it was owned by the same company that also owned Baskin Robbins and Dunkin' Donuts and, as far as I know, operated these as if they were complementary (e.g. combined stores). As part of that strategy, they also expanded Togo's into territories outside California where the standards for ingredients that could be maintained in California had to be compromised due to distance. Later on, these businesses got spun off or sold, including Togo's. By then it was clear that the expansion was not overly successful and the new ownership made pretty drastic cost cuts, including cuts on aspects of their sandwiches that I think most people would have considered distinguishing traits.

I lived through this and it was depressing as gently caress to watch happen.

In the early 2000s Togo's in the Bay Area was a thing to behold. Great big sandwiches with tons of filling—like three times the mass of a typical Subway, even if the volume looked the same. And the bread! I was pulled off the sidewalk in Campbell where they had their corporate HQ in the basement of a nondescript building near the Pruneyard for a while, and sat in a classroom sort of room where they were testing out a new menu addition, a grilled chicken sandwich. They gave us three different chicken sandwiches for us to try, and the one I liked best ended up becoming #1 on their numeric menu, the California Grilled Chicken, with this neato kalamata olive spread that I've never been able to replicate since it disappeared from the menu after the Baskin-Robbins takeover. But as I left the classroom/basement thing, I passed this blocky guy talking to the Togo's employee in this thick Brooklyn accent: "Ey, I'm from New Yooawk, and I know from good bread. Dis here, Dis is good bread!"

In the late 2000s after the takeover it became basically just another too-slick sandwich chain with unremarkable unmemorable fare. But at least they still had #7, the roast beef that they kept stored in hot water :barf: (the only thing I never could get on board with). #9, the pastrami, was freaking great though

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
add enough salad dressing or mayo to moisten.



That sounds like a serial killer instructing me how to make my skin delicious for him.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm bet everyone on my Instagram will be super impressed by my loving styrofoam plates!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

In the late 2000s after the takeover it became basically just another too-slick sandwich chain with unremarkable unmemorable fare. But at least they still had #7, the roast beef that they kept stored in hot water :barf: (the only thing I never could get on board with). #9, the pastrami, was freaking great though

What the gently caress?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


yeah I eat rear end posted:

If you do that regularly it's just kind of weird. It's like you never grew out of the "whatever mom, I don't care what we have for dinner" phase. It's OK to have preferences, and it's OK to voice them. If we were talking about seasoned chefs with great reputations maybe it would be different, but why would you put your meal you are paying for in the hands of the 16 year old "sandwich artist"?

A sandwich that was made for you without your input always tastes better than one you made yourself or even chose the ingredients for. I can't explain it, but it's true.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I recently moved out to Colorado for school. While I had read of Midwest horrors in this thread, I wasn't expecting that in this region, no one puts salt on anything. loving nothing has any salt. Even loving McDonald's has no salt on their fries. It's loving weird man.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Add mayo to moisten

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Way to ruin the milk with that meat :mad:

But dipping hard pizza crust into milk/soda is, well, good.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Data Graham posted:

They gave us three different chicken sandwiches for us to try, and the one I liked best ended up becoming #1 on their numeric menu, the California Grilled Chicken, with this neato kalamata olive spread that I've never been able to replicate since it disappeared from the menu after the Baskin-Robbins takeover.
Tapenade? Which, while delicious, also belongs here, incidentally:

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008



A regular feature of being babysat by grandma when I was a young'n, the worst part is, it's not even -bad-. It's just very midwest. And I don't care if everybody hates me for it, miracle whip is better for this than mayo.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I sort of imagine it tasting like diet liverwurst.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Subjunctive posted:

diet liverwurst.

Mods, name change plz

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Oct 21, 2010



bunnyofdoom posted:

add enough salad dressing or mayo to moisten.

https://twitter.com/nullpointr/status/825702032422100992

After adding enough mayo to moisten, replace the CPU and lock it into place

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