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Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Powershift posted:

Maybe by removing 200lbs from the car they mean the passenger door doesn't open.

Neither door opens, they're welded shut Dukes of Hazzard style.

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SlapActionJackson
Jul 27, 2006

Powershift posted:

Maybe by removing 200lbs from the car they mean the passenger door doesn't open.

It'll come with a free "No Fat Chicks" sticker

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Apparently the Australian police are looking to buy the Stinger now that all the local RWD platforms are dead

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Apparently the Australian police are looking to buy the Stinger now that all the local RWD platforms are dead

but my a finely turned sense of cop commodores! How will I be able to notice the unmarked kias? If they hide the antennas I'm rooted.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Our local police departments now have a mix of chargers, explorers, tauruses and a few holdover crown vics. I used to be a world loving champ at identifying cvpi headlights/tail lights in the middle of old folk hell florida's deluge of panther platform old folk mobiles. Now those skills are useless. :argh:

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
Why do the Police think they need RWD anyway? They should give them Cruzes or something sensible

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Because 'MURICA and car chases and pit maneuvers

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
As much as I'm sure they'd love to Australian Police aren't allowed to use their cars as battering rams - that's a uniquely American thing.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

dissss posted:

Why do the Police think they need RWD anyway? They should give them Cruzes or something sensible

Driving over curbs without immediately destroying the front end.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Pictured, swedish police doing an uniquely american thing (in a fwd Volvo!):

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

dissss posted:

Why do the Police think they need RWD anyway? They should give them Cruzes or something sensible

Everyone deserves RWD, even police-Americans.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

mobby_6kl posted:

Everyone deserves RWD, even police-Americans.

USA USA USA :911:

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Wheeee posted:

Driving over curbs without immediately destroying the front end.

Given the number of departments that have switched to the Explorer, I'd say that's not the issue it was once perceived to be.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Powershift posted:

Maybe by removing 200lbs from the car they mean the passenger door doesn't open.

Replace the door with plexi glass.

Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Our local police departments now have a mix of chargers, explorers, tauruses and a few holdover crown vics. I used to be a world loving champ at identifying cvpi headlights/tail lights in the middle of old folk hell florida's deluge of panther platform old folk mobiles. Now those skills are useless. :argh:

There are a lot of explorers here in Michigan and I swear they are all black, silver, or white and they all have the blacked out grill making them ALL look like popo. I don't even speed most of the time but it makes me do a quick check of the speedo every goddamn time.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Just keep a loaded gun in the car and shoot a warning shot at them. If they shoot back it's the police.

edit: who am I kidding it's just as likely to be a civilian shooting back.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fyodor posted:

Just keep a loaded gun in the car and shoot a warning shot at them. If they shoot back it's the police.

edit: who am I kidding it's just as likely to be a civilian shooting back.

...Would you not shoot back if someone shot at you?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

IOwnCalculus posted:

Given the number of departments that have switched to the Explorer, I'd say that's not the issue it was once perceived to be.

Yea the modern FWD interceptors are probably durable enough.

Up here in Canada they seem to like the police Tahoe, it's apparently the most durable police vehicle, which makes sense.

RCMP doesn't seem to use Chargers, but they are popular with municipal police.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

PCOS Bill posted:

...Would you not shoot back if someone shot at you?

Maybe if I actually kept a gun in the car but I don't because I'm not an insane weirdo.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Wheeee posted:

Yea the modern FWD interceptors are probably durable enough.

Up here in Canada they seem to like the police Tahoe, it's apparently the most durable police vehicle, which makes sense.

RCMP doesn't seem to use Chargers, but they are popular with municipal police.

Our local force is pretty much all old Vics, Taurii, F-150s and Explorers. Sometimes old unmarked Chargers.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
Chicago Police Dept is about 100% Explorers these days with some holdovers from the golden era. We have a good amount of old-school paddy wagons too.

Explorers here are both marked and unmarked. The tipoff in my state as in many states is the license plate.



Michael Scott fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jan 27, 2017

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Wheeee posted:

Driving over curbs without immediately destroying the front end.

I doubt a modern RWD Kia will do any better if you start ramming it into curbs. The Commodores they use right now certainly don't

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
If GM still had their old hybrid truck platform, I'd say they should take some of those and do some suspension stuff to drop the ride height on them. sell as police cars. Cheap, durable, big battery, and hopefully they can make it so it won't flip over all the time.

Either that or ask Ford to bring back the lightning

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Wheeee posted:

Driving over curbs without immediately destroying the front end.

Do they even have curbs in Australia?

moon demon
Sep 11, 2001

of the moon, of the dream

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Do they even have curbs in Australia?

yea they're just upside down

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

chupacabraTERROR posted:

yea they're just upside down
those are called "ditches"

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Kinda funny, for the longest time after the hellcat came out, they were all sitting around here with $20k market adjustments on top of the $80k sticker in canada.

Now what i would bet are those very same cars are sitting around everywhere with $10k on the hood. All the dealers are advertising $69,999, which is about $53k USD.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


So rumors are flying that mitsubishi is reviving the eclipse name plate. On a crossover SUV debuting at the next big auto show. The rage and hate coming from every eclipse owner I know is palpable. I love it and want one. <3

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/mitsubishi/98378/new-mitsubishi-eclipse-suv-exclusive-details-and-first-review-of-2018-qashqai-rival

:flashfap:

Elmnt80 fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jan 28, 2017

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

fyodor posted:

Maybe if I actually kept a gun in the car but I don't because I'm not an insane weirdo.

I agree, you don't leave firearms unattended in a vehicle. The only good carry is on-body, such as an OWB or IWB setup.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

So rumors are flying that mitsubishi is reviving the eclipse name plate. On a crossover SUV debuting at the next big auto show. The rage and hate coming from every eclipse owner I know is palpable. I love it and want one. <3

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/mitsubishi/98378/new-mitsubishi-eclipse-suv-exclusive-details-and-first-review-of-2018-qashqai-rival

:flashfap:

That actually looks pretty cool, I hope it's even half as reliable as it is cool.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Cop Porn Popper posted:

So rumors are flying that mitsubishi is reviving the eclipse name plate. On a crossover SUV debuting at the next big auto show. The rage and hate coming from every eclipse owner I know is palpable. I love it and want one. <3

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/mitsubishi/98378/new-mitsubishi-eclipse-suv-exclusive-details-and-first-review-of-2018-qashqai-rival

:flashfap:

wow that is ugly (and not an eclipse)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mitsubishi still makes cars?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nodoze posted:

wow that is ugly (and not an eclipse)

CPP was so right.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Sagebrush posted:

Mitsubishi still makes cars?

I was wondering the same thing. Who buys them??

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I was wondering the same thing. Who buys them??

People with bad credit if my neighborhood is anything to judge by.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Cop Porn Popper posted:

So rumors are flying that mitsubishi is reviving the eclipse name plate. On a crossover SUV debuting at the next big auto show. The rage and hate coming from every eclipse owner I know is palpable. I love it and want one. <3

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/mitsubishi/98378/new-mitsubishi-eclipse-suv-exclusive-details-and-first-review-of-2018-qashqai-rival

:flashfap:

120 horsepower, for real?

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Sagebrush posted:

Mitsubishi still makes cars?
I've had that thought every time I see a mitsu for the last 10 years.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

ilkhan posted:

I've had that thought every time I see a mitsu for the last 10 years.

Chevy sold more Impalas alone last year than Mitsubishi sold in total (in the US).

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I drove a Mirage once. It was the worst new car I've ever seen

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer
There are a ton of Lancers, Outlanders and RVRs on the road here in Winnipeg.

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AfricanBootyShine
Jan 9, 2006

Snake wins.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I was wondering the same thing. Who buys them??

The Pajero/Montero is one of the best selling cars in the UAE.

In the US? I have no idea.

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