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Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

Binowru posted:

554, I think. It was really recent.

gently caress, my memory must be getting worse. I listen to every episode when it comes out and I can't for the life of me remember this bit.

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Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Jerry Seinfeld posted:

gently caress, my memory must be getting worse. I listen to every episode when it comes out and I can't for the life of me remember this bit.

Are you doing stuff like working while you're listening? I know I am, and relistening to anything past the 300's is like new material for me

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
UYD: I'm a crazy old gently caress. I was on pornhub at 8 and have 350000 memes stored in my noggin.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
UYD is coming to Pittsburgh! Holy poo poo!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Seth's anti-Rodgers rant in 557 really speaks to me.

MTV Crib Death
Jun 21, 2012
I told my fat girlfriend I wanted to bang skinny chicks and now I'm wondering why my relationship is garbage.
In the last 15 minutes of 557, 2006 Seth time traveled into the future to guest star.

Seriously what happened to his voice there?

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
I'm all about that 2018 life

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

It's either 299 or 300: the lady whose adult child offends her half-sister so she narcs to her boss and the IRS. That's up there with the lady who's embarrassed that her children saw her kidnapped in an amateur film for best Ask Amy, the ones where it's completely impossible for me to imagine living that life.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib
Maybe not the all-time best Ask Amy but definitely the one that pissed me off the most was the one where the parents of a woman who is getting married are very close friends to the parents of one of the bride's ex-boyfriends. They essentially want to force their daughter to invite her ex-bf (whose relationship with their daughter ended very poorly) for fear of their close friends getting offended by him not being invited.

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005
I like the one where the parents are swingers and had a prior tryst with their son's fiancée

bango skank
Jan 15, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

clopping and cumming posted:

I like the one where the parents are swingers and had a prior tryst with their son's fiancée

That one is hands down the craziest story ever, it's a triple-murder-suicide just waiting to happen.

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

bango skank posted:

That one is hands down the craziest story ever, it's a triple-murder-suicide just waiting to happen.

Handle it. Haaandleeee ittttt

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Caper posted:

Maybe not the all-time best Ask Amy but definitely the one that pissed me off the most was the one where the parents of a woman who is getting married are very close friends to the parents of one of the bride's ex-boyfriends. They essentially want to force their daughter to invite her ex-bf (whose relationship with their daughter ended very poorly) for fear of their close friends getting offended by him not being invited.

This is tied with the one about the woman who thinks her son is pretending to be gay in order to make her lose face among her church group, and asks how she can talk her son into "dropping the act".

Re: the latest episode- the boys going into a long psychoanalysis/philosophical discussion about the most cut-and-dry cuck situation is a microcosm of why I love this show so much.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
I havent listened to the show in about 2 months. Im excited to get back in

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Have they mentioned Trump?

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

C-Euro posted:

This is tied with the one about the woman who thinks her son is pretending to be gay in order to make her lose face among her church group, and asks how she can talk her son into "dropping the act".

Which ep was this

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
I think it's Playboy Adviser rather than Ask Amy, but the one where the guy becomes deeply sexually obsessed with a lipstick-stained glass is beyond incredible.

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

Lampsacus posted:

Have they mentioned Trump?

Seth says "Trumps America" or whatever a few times within the past few months but that's it. They don't do politics.

CaptainRat
Apr 18, 2003

It seems the secret to your success is a combination of boundless energy and enthusiastic insolence...

Lampsacus posted:

Have they mentioned Trump?

Listen to the end of 336.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Jerry Seinfeld posted:

Seth says "Trumps America" or whatever a few times within the past few months but that's it. They don't do politics.

Speaking of, I'm up to the mid-130s and they've apologised for doing so much politics-related stuff in the leadup to the '08 election. Even that political stuff is mostly dumb quotes, McCain constantly doing the robot, politicians pandering with sports teams, and Jah anticipating Who's Nailin' Palin?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




It's not that they don't do politics specifically, it's that they avoid big news items. They're like the anti-CNN.

lmao zebong
Nov 25, 2006

NBA All-Injury First Team
Seth has said a couple of times in recent episodes about how 2017 is a year that people need to come together and would then mutter into the mic "you know what I'm talking about" so I assume that is an indirect reference to Trump as well.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


I thought 2017 was the year of adventure?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

mcvey posted:

Which ep was this

No clue, sorry. I feel like I heard it in 2014?

GraPar posted:

I think it's Playboy Adviser rather than Ask Amy, but the one where the guy becomes deeply sexually obsessed with a lipstick-stained glass is beyond incredible.

It is Playboy Adviser and it's crazy.

E: 495- "I wish I had a son to hate me as much as I hate myself right now" :lol:

C-Euro fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jan 31, 2017

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


sometimes the world is nuts but these two guys are still cool

https://vimeo.com/201561839

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

zenguitarman posted:

sometimes the world is nuts but these two guys are still cool

https://vimeo.com/201561839

I cried

CaptainRat
Apr 18, 2003

It seems the secret to your success is a combination of boundless energy and enthusiastic insolence...
I remember when they used to talk mad poo poo about Vimeo and its horrible buffering.

Then I loaded up the page and it started buffering at 5 seconds in.

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009
https://gfycat.com/AntiqueBigHornedviper

:3

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
Full length uyd concert film 2018

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

zenguitarman posted:

sometimes the world is nuts but these two guys are still cool

https://vimeo.com/201561839

Really really good

Seatbelts

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




our boyz are aging like fine wine

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Thanks for the link, posted it to my facebook feed. Doubt it'll get much love but it feels good to know I'm doing my bit. If friends miss out on the gold that is UYD I can say at least I tried right.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.
Also

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Big John L is great in the maron interview, he is actually so much like him as previously said.



Uncle at wedding.gif

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Jippa posted:

Big John L is great in the maron interview, he is actually so much like him as previously said.

My neighbor a few years ago was a much older dude who told me he used to host a morning radio show with John Sr. many many years ago. I would loooove to find some clips of that, i still imagine it as a proto-UYD

clopping and cumming
Jun 24, 2005
They bring up trump within the first five of the new episode.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
How do you make chocolate?

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

The Narrator posted:

How do you make chocolate?

You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink.

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The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Still thinking about the Ask Jonathan with the person who thought brushing teeth at work was disgusting and that it was only because people were about to go to dentist appointments.

People wash their hands after wiping their asses and handling their junk. How is it that spitting in the sink is the thing corrupting the sink? Why would you ever touch the porcelain part of the sink in a shared bathroom?

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