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She has 3 kids and is married. Also she is pretty hot.
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Haier posted:She made me keep the old lock set so I could put it back in when I moved out. I don't know why. Same reason I installed the original when I left, so that I didn't lose a security deposit. Landlords will try anything to nickel and dime out out of any money they can get. I had to take all of the things I was not taking back to Canada directly to the other foreign teachers and give them to them because the last two teachers that left told their coworkers that they could take the stuff, and when they showed up the next day the landlord had stolen it all. I saw inside one of the vacant apartments in my building and it was full of stuff that the landlord had stolen from previous foreign teachers 5 minutes after they had walked out for the last time. There must have been 20 or so convection hot plates, a mountain of pots, pans, and cutlery, and about 20 or so clothes drying racks, brooms, mops, humidifiers, etc.
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Chomp8645 posted:Cross post from the For Honor thread in Games. the exciting age of doublethink
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Chomp8645 posted:Cross post from the For Honor thread in Games. Dlc: Mongol Warrior.
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Barudak posted:Lol, married a northern Chinese girl. Always a poor decision Based on that movie, it looks like the right decision?
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Blistex posted:Same reason I installed the original when I left, so that I didn't lose a security deposit. Landlords will try anything to nickel and dime out out of any money they can get. What's the point of stealing all of that? The landlord is not using it or selling it.
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Steakandchips posted:What's the point of stealing all of that? The landlord is not using it or selling it. But it's free stuff!
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Steakandchips posted:What's the point of stealing all of that? The landlord is not using it or selling it. webmeister posted:But it's free stuff! I find it particularly amusing that the landlord from the other story was rummaging through the guy's apartment every day, apparently? I mean, if he checked once and found nothing he wanted to steal, why not wait a week rather than one whole day?
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Gotta go in every day in case someone else steals something first!
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Wondering if somebody tried the bucket of piss balanced on the door for unwelcome guests
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Lot of stuff is illegal in China but that doesn't necessarily mean its against the law.
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Steakandchips posted:What's the point of stealing all of that? The landlord is not using it or selling it. When I moved in I was able to go into the abandoned rooms and pick and choose my couch, dresser, coffee table, chair, and refrigerator. It was pretty cool. I chose stuff that went together and didn't take up more space than necessary. They also gave me a hotplate, but it was so gross I set it out in the hallway and the landlord picked it up again.
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JaucheCharly posted:Dlc: Mongol Warrior. You mean Chinese Yuan dynasty?
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I'm excited. An acquaintance of mine got married to a Chinese girl who was studying here in the US and her folks came to visit. Me and a mutual friend are taking them all out shooting today. Qiang ganzi li mian chu zhengquan  The gal's dad was in the PLA so I'm hoping he knows basic gun safety but if I never post again then assume after all this time the Chinese were ultimately the death of me. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Jan 29, 2017 |
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Do how they'd do unto you and ask if they have guns and gunpowder in China.
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http://xiaoying.tv/v/swlfb/1/?fromApp=XiaoYing hot tiger on man action, happy new year. This video is also good, you can hear somebody was live blogging to his group. And toward the end, the zoo staff was throw firecrackers at the tigers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHausPVipvs whatever7 fucked around with this message at 14:49 on Jan 29, 2017 |
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hakimashou posted:The gal's dad was in the PLA so I'm hoping he knows basic gun safety 
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nickmeister posted:I find it particularly amusing that the landlord from the other story was rummaging through the guy's apartment every day, apparently? I mean, if he checked once and found nothing he wanted to steal, why not wait a week rather than one whole day? I think it was boredom rather than actually wanting to steal anything. At any time he could have taken the laptop, some watches, my passport, money, my Korean cell phone, a nice electric razor, etc. but never did. I think he was just really interested in what was in my apartment. The first time I saw him come into the apartment it was a total of 2 minutes he was inside (from when he went in and out the apartment door the webcam was pointed at). The next time when I put the laptop in the bedroom he was in and out of it in about 30 seconds (not sure how long he was in the rest of the apartment).
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whatever7 posted:http://xiaoying.tv/v/swlfb/1/?fromApp=XiaoYing rip
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Blistex posted:I think it was boredom rather than actually wanting to steal anything. At any time he could have taken the laptop, some watches, my passport, money, my Korean cell phone, a nice electric razor, etc. but never did. I think he was just really interested in what was in my apartment. The first time I saw him come into the apartment it was a total of 2 minutes he was inside (from when he went in and out the apartment door the webcam was pointed at). The next time when I put the laptop in the bedroom he was in and out of it in about 30 seconds (not sure how long he was in the rest of the apartment). The correct thing to do is leave out a bunch of material that suggests you're working for PLA/police intelligence or other government department.
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Whats the general vie in China about this new movie with Matt Damon where European mercenaries pretty much saved China from reptiloid monsters?
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You watched a different film if that was your take-away from it
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Outrail posted:The correct thing to do is leave out a bunch of material that suggests you're working for PLA/police intelligence or other government department. "Hello police, there is a foreigner in my building who is spying on you!"
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I was coming back from a friend's house and saw this. There were about 50 bikes out there, but this little pile was being formed.
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dumb and kinda scared posted:Whats the general vie in China about this new movie with Matt Damon where European mercenaries pretty much saved China from reptiloid monsters? It came out last year and was advertised to all hell before doing not great. I had read it did ok it's first week but then dropped off to nothing. Reviews were all bad. Insofar as the white protagonist thing, i didn't see any ire about it. I asked my friends when it was blowing up stateside and it ranged from "who cares" to "it's cool a big star like Damon is in a Chinese movie".
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It was blew up on tweeter because some Asian American actor was bitter she was not casted in a hollywood funded Chinese movie, except it was a Chinese movie with a Hollywood wrapper.
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Magna Kaser posted:It came out last year and was advertised to all hell before doing not great. I had read it did ok it's first week but then dropped off to nothing. Reviews were all bad. whatever7 posted:It was blew up on tweeter because some Asian American actor was bitter she was not casted in a hollywood funded Chinese movie, except it was a Chinese movie with a Hollywood wrapper. Exactly this. It was a big budget Chinese movie that wanted to buy themselves a fancy white star for their movie. Not really an example of "white-washing."
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whatever7 posted:It was blew up on tweeter because some Asian American actor was bitter she was not casted in a hollywood funded Chinese movie, except it was a Chinese movie with a Hollywood wrapper. That was Constance "I'm doing the Asian equivalent of a 1930's black mammy character" Wu who bitched about Matt Damon being cast. http://variety.com/2016/film/news/constance-wu-matt-damon-the-great-wall-racist-myth-1201827119/
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Blistex posted:That was Constance "I'm doing the Asian equivalent of a 1930's black mammy character" Wu who bitched about Matt Damon being cast. Get Tarantino to do it; he did well enough with Django
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This is old, but... http://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzA...dGj9E9wfk3dn#rd CHINESE PUAS!!!! quote:For boys, the lessons include ‘how to improve their looks’ which helps in seducing the opposite sex in first sight. "Now, we all know that you have no idea about basic sex education or the mechanics of sex, or even what sex is, but here are some tips to seduce your person of interest: For men- 1. Buy a house with an 80 year mortgage. Not a small house in a bad neighborhood, but a medium-sized house well out of your price range. 2. Buy a car. Nothing domestic, idiot. It should be at least a Honda. 3. Make sure you have enough money in your bank account that you can let her spend it freely and/or collapse to her demands, or send much of it to her parents. 4. Don't worry about exercise or quitting heavy drinking or smoking. Be wormy and wiry, or squat and fat, whatever suits your interests. After age 35 please consider getting a flat-top or a buzzcut hairstyle. 5. Tell her that you think blowjobs are dirty and disgusting. Giving her oral sex is triple dirty and disgusting. No matter what, do no go near her lady parts except to wash your penis inside of her! For women- 1. Be 25 and under. Maybe 26 is okay if he likes cougars. Beware of any man that admits to liking a woman age 27 and older. This is bad for social harmony. 2. Try to be cute and pretty. If not, there are many APP to help you edit your face into something more desirable. 3. Constantly starve yourself so that you show moderate malnutrition from a distance, especially hair loss/thinning. 4. According to Traditionurl Chinese Medicine, water makes you fat. Please do not consume more than 300mL per day. Avoid water unless it's in a salty broth or China Famourse Hot Pot. Just ignore the constant dull headache you have daily, and western pills for that are bad!!! 5. Go to the gym and take photos of yourself in front of the mirror or on the exercise bike. Show no signs of physical improvement after months of going to the gym. Don't change your diet. Keep starving yourself, too. 6. Avoid the sun at all costs. What are you, a loving farmer? Stay the gently caress out of the sun. Bring an umbrella with you outside always. Don't worry about vitamin D deficiency. 7. Oral sex for a man or woman is dirty and should be avoided as much as the sun. DIRTY. YUCK! You'll get SICK! 8. Kill yourself if or when you reach age 30 and are not married already.
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Got mildly chinr at the pool today. I said hi to some chicks after coming up from a dive. One of the immediately screams "ni hai Ma!". I politely tell here I am not Chinese. We exchange names and where we were from. No phone numbers unfortunately. Then in the changing room in one of the changing stalls is this old nasty fat mainlander that decided to use it without closing the door nullifying the whole purpose of the stall. I don't care at all about people being naked as there are poo poo loads of those running around, but using the stall like that grinds my gears a little.
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Deceitful Penguin posted:nelson mandingo Care to elaborate?
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why are asians so petite
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Zzulu posted:why are asians so petite Insufficient protein during key developmental years. Need to get some burgs into 'em.
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nickmeister posted:Care to elaborate?  I can also elaborate on the terrorist part, with an actual list of what he did or where both Thatcher and Cheney call him that which is always great considering that both of them deserved the guillotine Just in general I don't see Americans willing to actually support real heroes, that know that sometimes the best tool for change is a bomb
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Zzulu posted:why are asians so petite Gold is heavy and they have more gold in their skin than whites and blacks.
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Zzulu posted:why are asians so petite Artificial selection removed all the Chinese capable of taking great leaps.
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oohhboy posted:Then in the changing room in one of the changing stalls is this old nasty fat mainlander that decided to use it without closing the door nullifying the whole purpose of the stall. Zzulu posted:why are asians so petite
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