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My friend who wanted to see Warcraft paid for me to see it with him. It ended up being fine, not as bad as some people claim but not really good either.
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Jan 30, 2017 06:34
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It's rare to see them all laughing so hard.
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temple posted:Warcraft was an objectively bad movie. It belonged on syfy or the early 2000s. If you didn't start laughing and/or getting creeped out when the pregnant CGI ogre started giving birth, you need to post a link to your Tumblr and DeviantArt profiles so that we can properly understand the depths of your inhumanity. e: For those unfamiliar, yes I'm being serious.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:29
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Jan 30, 2017 16:42
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At least orc lady raises awareness of hot athletic women.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:43
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Zzulu posted:it was a cgi orc you fckuer #trolllivesmatter
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Jan 30, 2017 16:44
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I feel like fictionallivesmatter would more suit the internet
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Jan 30, 2017 16:46
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mng posted:BRRRAAAUGH I have a hard time believing Rich couldn't instantly identify Vienna sausages.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:48
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revdrkevind posted:If you didn't start laughing and/or getting creeped out when the pregnant CGI ogre started giving birth, you need to post a link to your Tumblr and DeviantArt profiles so that we can properly understand the depths of your inhumanity. She is a half-orc. You moron. You idiot.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:52
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Where is my loving StarCraft movie? Is there no production company that wants to make a shitzillion dollars with little to no effort?
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Jan 30, 2017 16:56
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Garona is the half-orc half-dranei assassin, and Draka is the full-fledged orc who gives birth to Thrall. That being said, I preemptively hate the movie and refused to see it.
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Jan 30, 2017 16:57
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FrensaGeran posted:Where is my loving StarCraft movie? Is there no production company that wants to make a shitzillion dollars with little to no effort? Yea wouldn't it make a shitload of money in Korea?
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Jan 30, 2017 16:59
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revdrkevind posted:#trolllivesmatter Then why do they get stuck in the rear end end of Orgrimar then huh?!? First we had to endure 8 years of Garrosh W. Bushscream, and then you think just because Vol'bama is leader of the horde now that it'll change anything?
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Jan 30, 2017 16:59
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If Blizzard were smart they'd be hard selling an Overwatch movie right now.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:01
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Jonas Albrecht posted:If Blizzard were smart they'd be hard selling an Overwatch
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Jan 30, 2017 17:05
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FrensaGeran posted:Where is my loving StarCraft movie? Is there no production company that wants to make a shitzillion dollars with little to no effort? It's impossible to make Space Marine armor look good in live-action. And if you do the armor in CGI but use real actors you get Green Lantern Syndrome. Just a human head floating in a CGI greenskin world, and it looks like poo poo. So it has to be a full CGI movie, and people don't make CGI non-kid's movies. Thanks Final Fantasy
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Jan 30, 2017 17:08
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's impossible to make Space Marine armor look good in live-action. And if you do the armor in CGI but use real actors you get Green Lantern Syndrome. Just a human head floating in a CGI greenskin world, and it looks like poo poo. So it has to be a full CGI movie, and people don't make CGI non-kid's movies. Thanks Final Fantasy BUT we could make it a stop-motion animation like Anomalisa. Fool proof.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:10
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Jonas Albrecht posted:If Blizzard were smart they'd be hard selling an Overwatch movie right now. There's absolutely no doubt that the potential fanbase for an Overwatch would be take umbrage at some casting choice and the whole thing would degenerate into a shitshow.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:25
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General Dog posted:There's absolutely no doubt that the potential fanbase for an Overwatch would be take umbrage at some casting choice and the whole thing would degenerate into a shitshow. They literally just have to get Tracer and D.va spot on and no one will give a poo poo about anyone else.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:26
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Guys guys guys. Just make the Overwatch Movie out of CGI. They are cartoon characters put them in a cartoon movie.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:41
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What would the movie even be about? A bunch of CGI characters murdering clones of themselves and then letting their butts hang out ??
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Jan 30, 2017 17:43
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Warcraft was so hilariously bad, I remember watching the first scene and thinking "This movie has already lost the entire audience" except for a few fat manchildren who squeeled when they saw the little orc baby go down the river lol.
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Zzulu posted:What would the movie even be about? A bunch of CGI characters murdering clones of themselves and then letting their butts hang out ?? You could literally copy and paste the plot to any "Hero's Journey" movie and fans would call it brilliant. Just remake Guardians of the Galaxy but with Overwatch characters.
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King Vidiot posted:You could literally copy and paste the plot to any "Hero's Journey" movie and fans would call it brilliant. Just remake Guardians of the Galaxy but with Overwatch characters. Who's the hero? Tracer? Just start letting all the problems with that pile up in your head.
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Jan 30, 2017 17:57
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Warcraft had been in production for a while even when I was playing WoW, and I quit that poo poo five years ago.
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a bone to pick posted:Warcraft was so hilariously bad, I remember watching the first scene and thinking "This movie has already lost the entire audience" except for a few fat manchildren who squeeled when they saw the little orc baby go down the river lol. lmao you chose to go see that movie in a theater.
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Jan 30, 2017 18:03
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My gf wanted to see it cos she likes fantasy stuff and it has the dude from Vikings in it, I've never played WoW but I know it. Film was really boring. The Ork stuff was kind of interesting and Toby Kebbel gave a good performance but the human stuff was embarrassing.
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Jan 30, 2017 18:06
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Hell Yeah posted:lmao you chose to go see that movie in a theater. hey I didn't choose to, my friend chose to, I just made the mistake of wanting to hang out with him that day.
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Jan 30, 2017 18:21
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Guy Goodbody posted:It's impossible to make Space Marine armor look good in live-action. And if you do the armor in CGI but use real actors you get Green Lantern Syndrome. Just a human head floating in a CGI greenskin world, and it looks like poo poo. So it has to be a full CGI movie, and people don't make CGI non-kid's movies. Thanks Final Fantasy I mean, I guess it would be sacrilege to the spergs, but they could just redesign the armor so that it fits normal people.
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PostNouveau posted:I mean, I guess it would be sacrilege to the spergs, but they could just redesign the armor so that it fits normal people. "Man these Mark II suits sure are more comfortable and less bulky than those lumbering Mark I's!" There, done.
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FrensaGeran posted:"Man these Mark II suits sure are more comfortable and less bulky than those lumbering Mark I's!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E-YkAk0ZOA&t=88s
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a bone to pick posted:Warcraft was so hilariously bad, I remember watching the first scene and thinking "This movie has already lost the entire audience" except for a few fat manchildren who squeeled when they saw the little orc baby go down the river lol. As someone completely unfamiliar with Warcraft, was that supposed to be Orc Moses or something?
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I dunno maybe giving an actor who has to deliver lines with gravitas and emotion and deliver a lot of them in general big annoying fake teeth that make them look visibly distracted and uncomfortable like they're trying to learn how to talk around them on film isn't the best idea. Like, what do those teeth GIVE you? It's clearly just some pretty actress in green paint and some tribal garb talking with CGI orcs in front of a greenscreen. What the gently caress do those tusks give you except a slightly 'better'(purely subjective) poster? It's just so weird. Disclaimer - I didn't watch the movie, this entire thing is from seeing the clip where Ragnar smokes some giant orc in a one on one and that lady tries to give heartfelt dialogue to some other CG orc and it comes off comical because she just can't even loving talk.
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Jan 30, 2017 19:12
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monster on a stick posted:As someone completely unfamiliar with Warcraft, was that supposed to be Orc Moses or something? He's called green jesus but orc moses is more apt. It was a joke that apparently became his thing. Even his name sounds jewish (go'el).
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Justin Credible posted:I dunno maybe giving an actor who has to deliver lines with gravitas and emotion and deliver a lot of them in general big annoying fake teeth that make them look visibly distracted and uncomfortable like they're trying to learn how to talk around them on film isn't the best idea. Like, what do those teeth GIVE you? It's clearly just some pretty actress in green paint and some tribal garb talking with CGI orcs in front of a greenscreen. What the gently caress do those tusks give you except a slightly 'better'(purely subjective) poster? It's just so weird. Disclaimer - I didn't watch the movie, this entire thing is from seeing the clip where Ragnar smokes some giant orc in a one on one and that lady tries to give heartfelt dialogue to some other CG orc and it comes off comical because she just can't even loving talk. Yeah seems like a misstep aimed at avoiding the ire of the fanboys.
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monster on a stick posted:As someone completely unfamiliar with Warcraft, was that supposed to be Orc Moses or something? I thought he was but at the same time the main orc guy who died horribly was more like Moses with all his "let my people go!" monologues.
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PostNouveau posted:I mean, I guess it would be sacrilege to the spergs, but they could just redesign the armor so that it fits normal people. Starcraft Space Marine armor is already a pretty big step down from actual Space Marine armor, let's not make it even worse.
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Justin Credible posted:I dunno maybe giving an actor who has to deliver lines with gravitas and emotion and deliver a lot of them in general big annoying fake teeth that make them look visibly distracted and uncomfortable like they're trying to learn how to talk around them on film isn't the best idea. Like, what do those teeth GIVE you? It's clearly just some pretty actress in green paint and some tribal garb talking with CGI orcs in front of a greenscreen. What the gently caress do those tusks give you except a slightly 'better'(purely subjective) poster? It's just so weird. Disclaimer - I didn't watch the movie, this entire thing is from seeing the clip where Ragnar smokes some giant orc in a one on one and that lady tries to give heartfelt dialogue to some other CG orc and it comes off comical because she just can't even loving talk. But motion capture(tm)(r) and actual live performances(c)(tm) and big name actors(md)(ddt). Like why the hell do so many videogames employ celebrity face actors to be in a videogame. The answer is because nobody wants to market Jim Cummings' face.  Wait what the gently caress?
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