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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

InitialDave posted:

Oh good. Transgender components. Let me guess, the part number itself is unchanged?

So it turns out chevies are lesbian. The coils are female and the modules are all female and they use a double ender in the middle to hook up and make sparks happen.

And in a breath taking display of experience, technical skill, and some good old fashioned raw innate talent, after installing the first ignition module the Saturn fires right up without a single hiccup. Just like I knew it would do.

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

14 BAR RIFF posted:

So it turns out chevies are lesbian.

I thought that was Subarus.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

therobit posted:

I thought that was Subarus.

No, negative. A strap on dildo is decidedly manly (I mean, it's a penis), but it's used by lesbians. Same with a Subaru.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

So it turns out chevies are lesbian.
Well, we all* knew that.

*Ford owners

14 BAR RIFF posted:

And in a breath taking display of experience, technical skill, and some good old fashioned raw innate talent, after installing the first ignition module the Saturn fires right up without a single hiccup. Just like I knew it would do.
S'ok bro, we've seen your photos, there's something about that lanky piss streak that turns a man's head, no reason for basic electrons not to feel the same.

therobit posted:

I thought that was Subarus.
Nah, Subies just drive like girls' cars trying to be manly.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

A strap on dildo is decidedly manly

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

It isn't necessarily gay to suck another man off if you're just two bros helping a homie handle his business

In other news I now have changed the pencil check mark/half finished question mark into a black sharpie check mark next to the column labelled Saturn on my "feeding Automotive engineers through an industrial shredder" check list

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It isn't necessarily gay to suck another man off if you're just two bros helping a homie handle his business

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It isn't necessarily gay to suck another man off if you're just two bros helping a homie handle his business
As long as you're getting a cut, I agree.

bennyfactor
Nov 21, 2008

14 BAR RIFF posted:

So it turns out chevies are lesbian. The coils are female and the modules are all female and they use a double ender in the middle to hook up and make sparks happen.


rear end 2 rear end

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

InitialDave posted:

As long as you're getting a cut, I agree.

Knife play costs extra though

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



14 BAR RIFF posted:

So it turns out chevies are lesbian.

InitialDave posted:

Well, we all* knew that.

*Ford owners


Psssh. I'm queer, and my first girlfriend was an '89 Probe, which was totally trans, FTM (Ford To Mazda)

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Todays job is getting a non running jeep to start again, alternator and battery are shor. Also a person with a 06 altima needs their oil leak fixed, it's the big o ring under the oil filter pedastle, any ideas what that thing is called so I can order it?

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Uhhh, are you sure you should be working on Jeeps so soon?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Karmic retribution

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





The Jeep is for warmth while working on the Altima.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Todays job is getting a non running jeep to start again, alternator and battery are shor. Also a person with a 06 altima needs their oil leak fixed, it's the big o ring under the oil filter pedastle, any ideas what that thing is called so I can order it?

I realize the parts dept may not be cool everywhere but that sounds like something I'd be going to the dealer and have them look it up and flip the screen around and show you the schematic

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Seems like the proper solution.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The right tool for the job.jpg

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So I guess I'm going back to pick n pull tomorrow :shepface:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It isn't necessarily gay to suck another man off if you're just two bros helping a homie handle his business

In other news I now have changed the pencil check mark/half finished question mark into a black sharpie check mark next to the column labelled Saturn on my "feeding Automotive engineers through an industrial shredder" check list

If you think an L61 is bad, try doing anything beyond alternator or ignition system on a FWD KA24DE.

I think book time on a knock sensor replacement is 4-6 hours (but there's THAT ONE LITTLE TRICK that mechanics HATE - where you can do it in 15 minutes if you have skinny arms and do it from below).

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Todays job is getting a non running jeep to start again,

DAVE DON'T BURN THE JEEP
DON'T BURN THE JEEP, DAVE
DON'T, DAVE, BURN THE JEEP
THE JEEP, DAVE, DON'T BURN
DON'T BURN, DAVE, THE JEEP
THE JEEP, DON'T BURN, DAVE
BURN, DAVE, DON'T THE JEEP

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
For shame a proper mechanic would have used a torch starting the lower radiator hose on fire.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

Presented without comment:

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

HandlingByJebus posted:

Presented without comment:



I'm the current bid

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Ultra Carp
What does clicking "how it works" do?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SCA Enthusiast posted:

I'm the current bid

I mean it is a good looking car

antimatt
Sep 12, 2007

ultima ratio regum

Vim Fuego posted:

What does clicking "how it works" do?

404's, naturally.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

SCA Enthusiast posted:

I'm the current bid

:thejoke:

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


Hey 14", this one's local:

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5935316923.html

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^


only ~70 miles from ballard, should be able to make that drive with a hand throttle.

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
It's crazy how much stuff has broken since 1985

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

quote:

@@@@**** Trying to sell this weekend! price low for quick sale.
pre:
Posted about a month ago
:crossarms:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
So went dark a few days because refreshing Facebook constantly for news of the pending Trumpocalypse is a full time job with what he's been up to. Luckily my end game has already been established on record via YouTube and an assist via our little friend named LSD so I am loving ready to rock.



Jeep and Saturn are basically finished for now, time to move on to paid work somewhere and the Honda. Started reassembling the stuff that was removed before I left, emptied the trash entirely, and looked into how the door worked fine for me but required anyone else to have to enter via the hatch and gently caress yoooou honda









Randoms. Good job, cup holder. Nice hustle out there today.



*jaws theme slowly fading in*





SilentW
Apr 3, 2009

my It dept hgere is fucking clwonshoes, and as someone hwo used to do IT for 9 years it pains me to see them fbe so terriuble
ATTN: MR. 14

Latest episode of Roadkill involves Mike Finnegan trying to make a 1974 Civic go. You may enjoy this.

Bibendum
Sep 5, 2003
nunc est Bibendum
Is that an Opel Manta? It's freaking beautiful.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!

Filth! That's what this is. Pornography in automotive form. Hnnng.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Bibendum posted:

Is that an Opel Manta? It's freaking beautiful.

That would be why I couldn't figure out what it was. I scratched my head for a bit on that one

steady
Feb 28, 2011
Pillbug

Bibendum posted:

Is that an Opel Manta? It's freaking beautiful.

I knew it was Opel but couldn't make the model. Last time I saw this thing in flesh was 40+ years ago.
Thanks for the trip back in time, 14.

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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I set up an appt to see my doctor, because ever since my fall off the wagon over the next week or so I had a massive outbreak of obviously not okay sores, cysts, lumps, etc. I obviously understand that it was kicked off by the drugs, but I know that even off of them in Nebraska I still had issues. Just much slower frequency, so it's probably something reacting to the higher body temp and sweat output.

So me being me, I think I found the answer this time guys :v: and all it took was a Google search string labeled 'rare subcutaneous infections'

I think it looks a lot like sporotrichosis.















These had erupted yellow center but stained brown out at pick n pull. Also very obviously not me picking at it because the skin is unbroken.





I've had this scab on my ankle for a loving year now.



At its worst though looked like this. Last summer.







I mean there's so many more shot for shot pictures I've dug from the archives I think you get my point. Sporotrichosis does go by a more common name, though. They call it 'cat scratch fever/disease.' So where the gently caress could I have been exposed :shrug:

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