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found an unprotected thermostat in the capital building so I turned the heat up three degrees
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Jan 31, 2017 00:42
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I used twice as many paper towels as necessary, too
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Jan 31, 2017 00:43
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- City of Glompton
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additionally, I hung all the toilet paper rolls the wrong way
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Jan 31, 2017 00:44
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- City of Glompton
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there was a table with a sign stating it was not to be moved, so I moved it slightly to the left
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Jan 31, 2017 00:47
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- Luvcow
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edit: holy crap ^^^^^^^
each day I cut a little more off the tag on my mattress, in four years time there'll be nothing left
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Jan 31, 2017 00:50
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- TOOT BOOT
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I do 3 miles over the speed limit
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Jan 31, 2017 00:55
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- Luvcow
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another victim accounted for, you've been "fisted" my friend
fisted again!
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Jan 31, 2017 00:56
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- City of Glompton
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I stand halfway on the line instead of behind it
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Jan 31, 2017 00:56
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went to the store and saw a sign on the doorstep that said "watch your step", pointed my nose straight up in the air and walked right through that poo poo without even looking
now I'm at the doctor getting stitches after putting my chin through a vending machine, turns out you can't see where you're going too well when looking straight up at the ceiling
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Jan 31, 2017 01:01
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- Luvcow
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spent several minutes yesterday trying to push an inward door out, some people started laughing at me so i flashed them goat horns and then ran away crying
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Jan 31, 2017 01:04
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- City of Glompton
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the mailman said "Sign here, please" but I printed instead
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Jan 31, 2017 01:06
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- Luvcow
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i moved a deer crossing sign 10ft down the street, probably confused the hell out of those deer
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Jan 31, 2017 01:08
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- City of Glompton
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I press all the elevator buttons before I get out
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Jan 31, 2017 01:10
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*drives into an empty parking lot*
*pulls into a lane where the arrow is pointing the opposite direction*
...oh yeah *revs engine, Black Sunshine plays on the radio*
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Jan 31, 2017 01:19
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- Luvcow
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i dress up like a mime and talk to people
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Jan 31, 2017 01:24
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- pogi
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You're doing God's work, OP.
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Jan 31, 2017 01:24
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I turn off the power to my NES without holding in the reset button
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Jan 31, 2017 01:29
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- City of Glompton
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while court is in session I sniff loudly and often
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Jan 31, 2017 01:37
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took TWO pennies from the "give a penny, take a penny" tray
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Jan 31, 2017 01:37
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- Macnult
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I sometimes pass in the right lane
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Jan 31, 2017 01:50
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- Macnult
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Lurked the hello & chat thread
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Jan 31, 2017 01:52
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when I do the hokey pokey I put my left foot in and then act like I'm gonna take it back out but I never do
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Jan 31, 2017 01:58
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- Macnult
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I read the terms of service and I did not agree
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Jan 31, 2017 01:59
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- Macnult
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"to the right, take it forward y'all"
-lyrics to a Cha Cha Slide parody I'm working on
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Jan 31, 2017 02:00
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- City of Glompton
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I put the toilet seat up after I use it (I'm a girl)
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Jan 31, 2017 02:29
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- FactsAreUseless
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Under "sex" I wrote "yes please."
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Jan 31, 2017 02:35
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- City of Glompton
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obtained a job in Maintenance and changed all the representative's office lightbulbs to 45 watts
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Jan 31, 2017 02:40
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May 13, 2024 11:43
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Whenever I pay for parking tickets and the attendant says "thanks have a nice day, next please" I sort of make a noise of disapproval in the back of my throat and then turn to go but bump into the person behind me, so I stammer out something in an apologetic voice but I don't actually say sorry and quickly leave staring at the floor
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Jan 31, 2017 02:54
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