Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

chitoryu12 posted:

The Spaghetti-o's, or...

Spaghetti-o's + Hands. Handetti-o's.

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Can't post for 6 hours!

chitoryu12 posted:

I think the usual response you'd get is "You just don't get it"

I once saw a performance art piece that included a girl fingering herself with hands full of Spaghetti-O's and making weird noises. Everyone applauded and I'm pretty sure it was because they didn't know what else to do.

I'm pretty sure that's the correct, Emily Post-approved response.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:54

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Turns out this got itself a Wikipedia article!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Semiotics

# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:56

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

poptart_fairy posted:

So are we meant to be against the sea lion here, because this comic always read as some rear end in a top hat getting whiny they can't poo poo on someone in public without being called on it.

If you think that putting enough politeness signifiers into your harrassment makes it not harrassment...

# ? Jan 31, 2017 00:59

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

I don't think it really counts as harassment when a simple use of the ignore feature would've done, really. I mean it's not as if the sea lion was doxxing the woman after her racially charged comments. :v:

I dunno, it's one of those comics that's trying to make some serious point but seems to falter at its first step. Don't be an rear end in a top hat or people will call you out? Don't make comments about people without needing to back them up? Don't use social media or aquatic animals will be in your bed?

:iiam:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:01

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HES JUst trying to get to the sea truth

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:03

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

The truth about ~~black people~~ sea lions.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:08

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Elohssa Gib posted:

I had almost forgotten this video, has there ever been any performance art that was actually good? It always seems to be either the Dance of the the Dunning Kruger Faeries, or someone just doing their performance ironically.

mildly

for low rez art show tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:09

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Ok, let's move on from twitter drama infighting discussion

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:27

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Stex T posted:

https://twitter.com/dannews/status/825929188192292864?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Oh, I see your problem. You bought No-Chew Deterrent when you should have bought plain old Chew Deterrent. Easy mistake to make.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 01:50

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY :nws:

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:00

Jamfrost: Jul 20, 2013; I'm too busy thinkin' about my baby. Oh I ain't got time for nothin' else.; Slime TrainerS

What in the name of all that's holy!?

What a waste of food. :smith:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:03

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Jamfrost posted:

What? I used to eat those.

loving weird-os

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:10

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I Am Crake posted:

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

it would have been much more impressive if she re-birthed the can

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:11

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

I Am Crake posted:

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

How the gently caress can anyone be so bad at using a can opener? Basic life skills.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:12

Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

Phanatic posted:

Unrelated freude: Furries continue to be a sick, sick subculture.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2017/01/29/bucks-county-authorities-make-arrest-in-fetish-themed-child-predator-sex-ring/

Authorities in Bucks County make an arrest in a fetish-themed child predator sex ring they say was going on for the better part of a decade.

Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro said for the last seven years at least four men sexually abused a young boy at sex parties where the men would dress up like different animals.

predators dressed for the job

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:35

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

I Am Crake posted:

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

Me reading this thread: "This has to be exaggerated for humorous effect..."

Me watching the view: :stare:

I got a lot more meaning from the crowd reactions than the actual performance art, though:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 02:57

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Random Stranger posted:

I got a lot more meaning from the crowd reactions than the actual performance art, though:

I liked this:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 03:50

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

I liked this:

Let's be fair. Once she's past being unable to figure out how a can opener works, all of the crowd reaction shots have something special in them.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 03:54

Purgatory Glory: Feb 20, 2005

Random Stranger posted:

Me reading this thread: "This has to be exaggerated for humorous effect..."

Me watching the view:

I got a lot more meaning from the crowd reactions than the actual performance art, though:

I wish someone in the audience shouted " I wanna help too!" and then proceed spray explosive diarrhea on her.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:09

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Random Stranger posted:

I got a lot more meaning from the crowd reactions than the actual performance art, though:

see, now you're starting to get performance art

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:15

ductonius: Apr 9, 2007; I heard there's a cream for that...

Alaois posted:

see, now you're starting to get performance art

"Performance art" is most often a practical joke on an audience that should realize but doesn't.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:17

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ductonius posted:

"Performance art" is most often a practical joke on an audience that should realize but doesn't.

I've been in the crowd in performance art pretty often, and mostly the only ones taking it seriously are the performance artists themselves and other performance artists. The rest of the audience just enjoy the hilarity.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:22

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Halloween 2015, I went to a party and my buddy's girlfriend knew a performance artist who wanted to do a Halloween themed one at the party. So, with the rest of the group there, we watched it. It was one of the most awkward things I've ever had to sit through. But most of us did have a good time making fun of how bad it was during the rest of the party.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 04:30

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Jamfrost posted:

What? I used to eat those.

It's ok, I'm sure it's not the same ones.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:16

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
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is there a thread for laughing at performance art because https://newhive.com/specterinthereeds/your-re-ideal

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:22

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

ekuNNN posted:

I've been in the crowd in performance art pretty often, and mostly the only ones taking it seriously are the performance artists themselves and other performance artists. The rest of the audience just enjoy the hilarity.

It's obviously stupid.

Buuuuutttt if you could convince ~45 people to shell out $15 to watch me jack off with a can of Heinz baked beans, then yeah that's an easy $675. Even after expenses there's a good $500 I'm not sure I could say no to.

No cameras.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:42

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

I Am Crake posted:

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

Uh oh, spaghetti-os.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 05:55

Macrowave Oven: Nov 20, 2008; Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Outrail posted:

How the gently caress can anyone be so bad at using a can opener? Basic life skills.

She was nervous as hell. Like, "Oh man oh man this seemed like such a good idea a month ago I knew I should've shaved".

I'd bet she planned to do it without tights initially too, but threw them on last minute.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:12

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

I Am Crake posted:

How in the world has that video not been posted yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY

Above: Horrified people watch as a fellow student first fingers herself with the contents of a can of spaghettio's, then gives birth to it.

Alternatively: a woman struggles to use a can opener.

Hey guys brb gotta go take a poo poo and try to wash all these spaghetti-o's outta my vag

*winks at bearded hipster on the way out*

# ? Jan 31, 2017 06:57

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Is One Man, One Jar performance art? 🤔

# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:01

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:39

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

bobjr posted:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 07:49

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Macrowave Oven posted:

She was nervous as hell. Like, "Oh man oh man this seemed like such a good idea a month ago I knew I should've shaved".

I'd bet she planned to do it without tights initially too, but threw them on last minute.

Someone with an arts degree didn't plan ahead? No.

The clothes make it look worse. It's have more impact naked, that just looked like an unstable person doing unstable acts.

What I really don't get is the dirt. Spaghetti-o's yeah sure ok. That's just sterile food, not great for internal application but whatever. But dirt? That's not supposed to go in there.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:24

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china bot posted:

is there a thread for laughing at performance art because https://newhive.com/specterinthereeds/your-re-ideal

ITS ART!!! posted:

This is an investigation of presence, disembodiment
and humanity through a death and rebirth ritual.
Within my practice and research based around post-
humanism and ghosts I have reflected on the power
people and their bodies have, whether they are
physically in a space or missing. What if a body is
in the space but not moving, and dead for a day, on
display for others to visit? Will they speak to it?
Touch it? Consider their own death? Will they be
affected by knowing other bodies, or ghosts, are
watching them watch this body in real time through a
web-stream? Will a community be formed digitally
where all these non physical presences tweet, chat
and in various ways engage with each other
surrounding the questions of this body, in a liminal
state of rebirth?

I'm getting tired of these motherfucking ghosts spying on us with their motherfucking web-streams :mad:

# ? Jan 31, 2017 08:30

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Do the ghosts stuff their vaginas with Spaghetti-o's, too?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 09:10

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Regalingualius posted:

Do the ghosts stuff their vaginas with Spaghetti-OOOOOoooOOoooOoooooOOOOOOooOoo's, too?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 09:16

Sarcopenia: May 14, 2014

Elohssa Gib posted:

I had almost forgotten this video, has there ever been any performance art that was actually good? It always seems to be either the Dance of the the Dunning Kruger Faeries, or someone just doing their performance ironically.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Abramovi%C4%87

# ? Jan 31, 2017 10:59