Mirthless posted:

I'm gonna guess it's some weird loving Gor poo poo

Adam Vegas posted:

My [19 F] dad [65 F] found out that I am no longer a virgin and is very upset about the lying

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5r2i6t/my_19_f_dad_65_f_found_out_that_i_am_no_longer_a/


she wants to be a doctor and he's threatening to torpedo her college education because she's been 'whoring around'

this dad fuckin sucks

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I wonder how much older the guy is. Dad is still insane

Demon Of The Fall posted:

there's this dumb show called Divided on GSN and one of the questions onetime was how many drinks does the average American male have on a weekly basis. They had to pick two out of the three answers. A. None B. 1 or C. more than 3. All 4 contestants quickly agreed on B & C, and I was sitting there like wtf. How hardcore alcoholic are these losers to think that a normal person drinks more than 3 times a week?

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(when he comes home he'll passive aggressively toss it on the table and be like "here's YOUR weed")

Adam Vegas posted:

She answers in the comments, the guy is 23, so 4 years older than her. I agree in that I was expecting a classic creepy 40-year old or something; dad would still be a dick, but it's more understandable. But no, early twenties; the dad is just a lovely dude!

Pvt.Scott posted:

Not everything is universally applicable, but as far as I can tell, the younger generation of teachers get eyeballed to poo poo a lot of places, but certainly not all of them. It also became a big issue around the time MySpace was petering out and Facebook was opening to everyone. It's one thing to hear Ms. Smith got a little wild down at the local watering hole, and another to see a picture of her staring glassy-eyed at the camera, holding a half-empty drink in one hand, with her other arm around one of the town's heartbreakers. It doesn't matter if the mother of three who just started using "this new thing called Face Space," spent that same night snorting cocaine and loving her paramour, one has photos and the other likely doesn't, and nobody has yet realized the implications of social networking poo poo yet. Since then, it seems the female teachers receive more scrutiny than the male ones do, but I only have a tiny slice of the pie.

E: also, poor, conservative midwest and southern states are my sample area.

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Me [27F] with my tinder date [28M] hugged me at the end of it. Is he not into me?

So I met this guy on tinder and we’ve been talking every day for about a month. We have quite a lot of shared interests so we always have stuff to talk about. I got the feeling that he was kinda shy so I ended up asking him to go out for a drink because I was getting antsy that he didn’t want to meet.

We met and had a great time, and at the end of the night he hugged me goodbye which was a bit confusing.

So I told him the next day that I had a nice time, and would like to meet again but if he didn’t want to then it’s cool. He said he did want to meet me again but didn’t want to rush into anything, which is fine. I’m just confused as to whether he is actually into me, what with the hug.

tl;dr: Guy ended first date with hug and doesn't want to rush into anything. Confused as to what this means!

Gaunab posted:

I'm hoping the porno guy is Chuck Tingle.

Pick posted:

porno writer guy is probs one of those dudes who writes about orcs raping fairies or whatever the hell

Antivehicular posted:

With plenty of backstory about the orc-fairy war so we know that the fairies totally deserve it, if that isn't straying too far into CONNECTIONS like a WOMAN WOULD WRITE

Gaunab posted:

Nice guys finish last

Antivehicular posted:

With plenty of backstory about the orc-fairy war so we know that the fairies totally deserve it, if that isn't straying too far into CONNECTIONS like a WOMAN WOULD WRITE

Pick posted:

One random example, which always strikes me as funny, is how women and man handle sharing hotel rooms. I remember watching eight guys work out how to arrange themselves in a room with two beds, and they actually had to argue whether or not it was OK for two men to share a bed provided that they were facing different directions, so one guy's head was by the other guys feet, and vice versa. A big part of the argument was there was not enough floor space for six people.

Women, on the other hand, it will just share the loving bed like normal people?

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OH) can I really get an ovi for jist acong "weird?"

I was following my girlfriend on an unknown territory. Had my GPS on bumped over a curb and straighted it out immediately. No harm done. Plus there was no traffic.

I get pulled over. I should also mention that I am in drug court from abusing benzos due a chronic pain and panic condition, but thas I'm the past. I am 100% sober.takes me in for sobriety tests and a urine test. Aced it all except a slight balance walking thay line that was very veryvshort. Everything else was perfect.

Now what the gently caress can o except? This is going to send me to jail since I'm in drug court!

Adam Vegas posted:

My [19 F] dad [65 F]

gentle pete posted:

/r/legaladvice

Antivehicular posted:

I completely believe this dude is 100% sober and not fudging what happened at/just before this traffic stop

Machai posted:

hmmmm

gentle pete posted:

/r/legaladvice

Play posted:

I'm pretty close to my guy friends when I'm back in my hometown, none of us give a gently caress about seeming gay or unmasuline and I certainly wouldn't see any of them without a big old hug. And sharing a bed is nothing, same like sharing a bed with a girl that you don't sleep with. You know, normal human poo poo kinda like this but not as hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU6daLh71X0#t=12m52s

Barudak posted:

Knew a kid in grade school who, when we were 12, his dad was 72 and his mom was 30.

He did not take it well to having all the other kids take turns telling him his dad was going to die soon.

54 40 or gently caress posted:

I'm sorry but can you help me? I can't for the life of me figure out what the gently caress that title is supposed to say

Barudak posted:

Knew a kid in grade school who, when we were 12, his dad was 72 and his mom was 30.

He did not take it well to having all the other kids take turns telling him his dad was going to die soon.

Adam Vegas posted:

My [19 F] dad [65F]

54 40 or gently caress posted:

One of my friends is so scared of doing something that might be conceived as gay that when we played a game that included dares, he couldn't bring himself to suck his thumb vigorously for 30 seconds. He was totally repulsed by the concept. I think he might have some serious deep rooted homoeroticism going on

54 40 or gently caress posted:

One of my friends is so scared of doing something that might be conceived as gay that when we played a game that included dares, he couldn't bring himself to suck his thumb vigorously for 30 seconds. He was totally repulsed by the concept. I think he might have some serious deep rooted homoeroticism going on

Pick posted:

One of my friends got circumcized in highschool so all the girls took turns taunting him and trying to arouse him because he wasn't supposed to jerk off for like 6 weeks and he was in pain haha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Pick posted:

One of my friends got circumcized in highschool so all the girls took turns taunting him and trying to arouse him because he wasn't supposed to jerk off for like 6 weeks and he was in pain haha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

Pvt.Scott posted:

Did he cum?

Antivehicular posted:

And now his sister sent his erotic reconstructions of the event to everyone she knows!

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I [27 M] am having trouble with my wife's [27 F] Tumblr and lack of contact/interactionRelationships
submitted 8 months ago by thepants1337

My wife and I got married last September and had been dating since 2012. We both work full time and I had been doing a masters all of '14/'15 (finished in December). When I finally finished it was amazing because obviously it's a great achievement and I'm also not being wrenched from my wife for hours every night.

Until this February. So in February my wife made a Tumblr and started doing whatever with it, I'd never used Tumblr so I didn't know anything much about it. She made made mention of how random and excited she was about meeting someone she'd known years ago, like 10+ years ago, a women from England that she'd met on yahoo chat rooms. I'd go on to find that they were both there because of their shared interest for fanfiction.

So I guess this is the part where I had no idea what was happening because I don't read (academic books have ruined that desire), much less have I read fanfiction. We've had arguments back and forth about screen time but I'll get there.

So sometime around the middle of March I notice she's spending more and more time on Tumblr and also for her birthday (end of Feb) she asked for a laptop. Well I ask a bit about what she's doing and she says "we're just writers, we are muns aka mundane ppl who have muses, our characters that we write about". As it turns out, I had recently had shown her all the cinematics for starcraft 2 and kind of made her a fan because I love the game and have played starcraft since I was like 10. Well that was her universe and she said that she wrote about characters in ships and their various adventures. This was ok I guess. I knew she enjoyed what she was doing and I tried to keep myself occupied playing games and working out getting ready for our honeymoon which we just went on like 2 weeks ago.

Everything was ok until I stayed home sick one day and decided to use the laptop I helped buy her. I opened it up as it was right in front of the couch and wanted to look at my usual websites but couldn't logon. Noticed there was a different email used for the laptop than her regular one and it was starcraft related so I put two and two together and was like "oh this must be what she uses for her tumblr". So I decided since I was sick I'd see if I could read one of my wifes stories, I mean I like starcraft so they would probably be cool right?

Anyone remotely familiar with the things I've mentioned up until now will have predicted what I'm about to say. But holy loving poo poo I've never in my life read erotica and porn and I had no idea. I mean I was the mental equivalent of a 12 year old when it comes to the filth I stumbled upon. It did nothing but get worse over time. Majority of it was gay protoss sex (which is worse because they're my favorite race and the one I played blah blah), with orgies, a 4 letter word that's banned here I guess, and the descriptions were just sickening. SO MUCH DETAIL it was as if a porn was slowed down to have every second described over the course of a paragraph. Like I said, for someone who's sat and read fanfiction since they were in their teens (apparently my wife has) it's just another day in the park but when you read your first ever erotica and it's fanfiction your wife is writing with a "friend" where their characters are gratuitously loving it feels like you've just been cheated on.

Needless to say, I called her freaking out, having a panic attack. To prove it wasn't cheating she gave me the login to see her conversations and stuff. It made it somewhat better but the way she talks with her friends (2 main ones) is so lude and off the cuff like it's completely normal to say " awww hun I'm sorry your having a bad day, just think about [my characters] massive cock XD" .

Having been with my wife for nearly 4 years all I can say is that this didn't exist or was completely dormant until this February. But since then it's taken off to the point that the last two nights I've worked a full day, gone to the gym, came home, done all (literally she does no chores anymore) the chores, while she takes meds/smokes weed and has her face covered by her laptop with headphones on while she chats and draws. Like last night she said hi when I walked in and didn't interact with me or seek me out to talk or eat or anything from 7PM until nearly 2AM.

It makes me feel like I'm living with a room mate, not a wife. Anytime I try to approach the subject she gets angry and says I didn't have this problem when she was redditing every night and how if I want to interact with her I need to initiate it, I need to engage her. I'm really struggling immensely trying to keep myself distracted because she's all I can think about all day and night and it's to the point that I'm desperate for any attention from her. I want to talk to her about her writing and drawing but the writing more often than not makes me really uncomfortable because I'm just not enthusiastic with her creating porn to share and fawn over with other people. My work has been suffering, my stability has been suffering, my hobbies and interests have gone to 0, I feel sick most days, I'm simply not well.

Lately she's been drawing a lot (digitally) and her fandom has progressed onto, you guessed it, the game I've preordered to play with all my friends, overwatch. I can't even watch the starcraft cinematics anymore, seeing a protoss instantly conjures the graphic pornography my wife creates as well as the actual pornography her Tumblr friends draw and share.

What can I do? I'm so far in over my head it's like my wife spends every waking moment engrossed in this hobby and I can sparsely even talk to her about it because it makes me hurt. I'm lost at this point, I could really use some advice.

tl;dr: My wife, after showing no signs for years, has started a Tumblr where she and others are extremely explicit and graphic about roleplaying and general content/drawing. Our interactions have dropped to nothing and I can't approach her without being in pain and putting her on the defensive.

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I [28F] feel like my dad [65M] spent most of my life ignoring me in favor of writing his books. How do I tell him I'm not interested in reading any of them (especially since some of them sound like erotica)?Non-Romantic
248 points 66 comments submitted 1 year ago by dadsstupidbooks to /r/relationships

I might sound like a child throwing a tantrum in this post, so I apologize in advance if that ends up being the case.

I always felt like my brother [29M] and I were second priority to my dad's hobbies and interests. And I mean hobbies and interests, not his job. My dad has this really obsessive personality, so when he discovers some activity that's new and he really enjoys, he just throws himself into it, he goes totally HAM. For example, there was a while there he was into opera, and he would blast opera music at full volume through his big speaker system in the living room. Didn't matter if it woke up everyone in the house, or made it distracting to do homework, he was going to listen to that opera at full loving volume. Or when he got into model airplanes and would spend hours painting them, and take up all the space on the kitchen table so no one could eat there. Or his books. His god drat books.

He started getting into writing when I was 12. I remember when he first started writing, I walked into his room to ask him something, like I had done probably thousands of times before. I just started talking to him while he was typing away at the computer, and then he suddenly started cursing, then he turned and yelled at me to not interrupt him when he was writing, I made him lose his train of thought and now he can't remember what he was going to write and it was all my fault and I needed to be more considerate...I mean, he went zero to sixty, he was screaming at me. I got really upset and ran crying from the room, but of course, my dad didn't care.

My dad also missed out on stuff like my school plays, parent teacher conferences...I don't even think he was really there the night of my prom. I think he was off in his room writing when my date and I left. I remember being genuinely surprised when I'd be at a friend's house and their dad would be making dinner, or offer to drive us somewhere, or even play with us. My best friend's dad used to take us to the park to play soccer, and he'd be the goalie. The first time that happened blew my god drat mind, I tell you what.

My dad also has this really bad habit of talking at you, not with you. He corners you in the kitchen or in the car or whatever, and he just...talks. About whatever he wants. When you try to politely end the conversation, or change the subject, or even just try to get a word in edgewise, he'd either get angry at you, lay a ridiculous guilt trip on you, or keep talking as if you said nothing at all. I've walked away from him in the middle of a sentence so many times, and he still doesn't seem to get the hint.

Anyway...so apparently, one of the first books he wrote has a lot of sex in it. I know this because I remember being in the car with my dad and him excitedly talking about this new chapter he wrote and going into pretty explicit detail about what his characters were doing. I was young, and hearing all this coming out of his mouth basically made me feel paralyzed. All I could muster were little mutters of "uh huh." I remember being a little older (like 16 or so), and meekly trying to tell him that talking about the sex in his stories made me uncomfortable, but my dad said something like, "Why is it making you uncomfortable? You're almost an adult! This is what adults talk about!" These "conversations" continued until I moved out to college.

Anyway...fast forward 10 years, and my dad's books still leave a bad taste in my mouth. And in the last year or so, he's been really pushing me to read his stupid novels. If I mention anything related to entertainment, he tells me I would like his (sci-fi/fantasy/Western/whatever) story, and I should really read it. I make non-committal noises, but the last couple weeks, he's been REALLY pushing it. And it sometimes takes all of my willpower to not just slam my hands down and shout, "I don't want to read your stupid loving sex books, Dad, now DROP IT." But I know that will either draw his ire or his guilt and I am in no mood to deal with that poo poo.

So what can I say to my dad to let him know that I am not interested in reading any of his novels?

tl;dr My dad wants me to read his books. I don't want to read his books.

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