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my ex was vegan, and she'd alternate between being normal 75% of the time, demanding why I wouldn't become vegan 20% of the time, and eating fried eggs 5% of the time
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WampaLord posted:Yea you could probably just make them with margarine or something and it'd come out fine.  Unflavored coconut oil and cashew milk. I'm not even vegan! 
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Pick posted:I love to eat raw meat and people constantly tell me it's hosed up and unnatural, like chimpanzees have hibachis man I woulda expected the food pedants to maybe pause for a minute when they find you squatting over a deer carcass gore-streaked and gnawing on a haunch but I guess they truly are committed to the cause
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Pick posted:I love to eat raw meat and people constantly tell me it's hosed up and unnatural, like chimpanzees have hibachis I bet those people eat their steaks well done too
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Criminal Minded posted:Is there a cliche less grounded in reality than the militant vegan? The only ones I've known don't give a gently caress what anybody else eats but lord are people angry when they find out somebody else doesn't eat meat. this myth persists entirely because PETA still exists
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Andrast posted:I bet those people eat their steaks well done too you're Scandinavian right? yeah you get me
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Do vegans still put cocks in their mouth cocks are meat too
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:man I woulda expected the food pedants to maybe pause for a minute when they find you squatting over a deer carcass gore-streaked and gnawing on a haunch but I guess they truly are committed to the cause You don't eat game raw because wild animals are chock full of parasites.
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bet they didnt think about cocks 
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Fullhouse posted:this myth persists entirely because PETA still exists yeah there's plenty of insufferable evangelical vegans and they're by miles the ones people who aren't vegans themselves or living with one are most likely to encounter, sort of like how tons of people have had one or two incredibly unpleasant atheist encounters that make them conflate that with reddit dawkins smugging because anyone who's not an rear end in a top hat just... isn't going to start a theology argument with you.
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Zzulu posted:its cause eating food is one of the few amazing things you can do in life so people become perplexed when you limit yourself for no reason I thought I posted but it disappeared so sorry if it double posts. I ate a much wider variety of food when I was vegan. Like actual different foods, not just meat cooked slightly different with different seasonings. It was all "ewwww super gross what is that" to people until it became mainstream a few years ago and now you can find it everywhere.
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Pick posted:imho the 30s are peak hotness for both sexes  sort of. oddly enough I've always found people around my age to be most attractive.Criminal Minded posted:Is there a cliche less grounded in reality than the militant vegan? The only ones I've known don't give a gently caress what anybody else eats but lord are people angry when they find out somebody else doesn't eat meat. The only preachy vegan I know also manages to excuse the fact that they'll eat a ham sandwich when the veggie options aren't appealing. (aka not really a vegan) I feel like people wrap food up into their personalities a lot and make what they decide to eat or not eat part of their self-image, so they feel attacked if someone doesn't want a steak.
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Pick posted:you're Scandinavian right? yeah you get me Yeah, I'm Finnish (Finland isn't actually a part of Scandinavia though)
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you say "i lived for a month on vodka and raw flesh" and a norwegian is like, wait, u went a whole month without akvavit??
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Zzulu posted:bet they didnt think about cocks If the person who owns the cock wants me to put it in my mouth and I'm into them, I will put the cock in my mouth, yes.
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I think i could go vegetarian (or maybe the kind that eats fish) but i couldn't go vegan. At least 50% of my diet is dairy and eggs.
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I have something for you all from legal advice. The title isn't even the best partquote:PA - Seeking a paternity test for peace of mind, concerned about consequences. Charles Get-Out posted:Gaddam food militants are the worst. I was vegan for ~2 months last year and people gave me a ton of poo poo for it. They only stopped when my strategy of absolutely not engaging in a debate whenever they brought it up and just placidly listening to everything they thought would convince me to eat meat without trying to justify my choice finally convinced them I was "one of the good ones." I've never really brought up my choices in the general public because A) I don't care and B) it's annoying. But this one woman was so determined to criticize every. Single. Thing. I ate. One day I packed a 'TLT', so smoked tempeh, lettuce, tomato. As I'm putting it together she sighs loudly "And what's that supposed to be", completely unprompted. So I just said what is was and she sneers "that's not bacon". Oooookay, you're 300 pounds and some change so forgive me for not caring what you think. Mirthless posted:
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Pick posted:I love to eat raw meat and people constantly tell me it's hosed up and unnatural, like chimpanzees have hibachis i think it's because our nation's schools spent years teaching us that chicken juice is pure liquid salmonella and that eating undercooked pork will give you brain parasites we were taught a lot of bad science about food and it has ruined a lot of perfectly good meat Improbable Lobster posted:You don't eat game raw because wild animals are chock full of parasites. this is very true though it's generally safe to eat barnyard animals (esp. if it's fresh and you know you can trust the source) at any level of doneness, though chicken can be pretty risky. beef is completely harmless. animals kept in clean conditions shouldn't have salmonella infections or parasites. domesticated pigs haven't given anyone trichinosis in decades. you can't count on the conditions game animals are kept in, though, and you should generally cook the meat pretty thoroughly.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I have something for you all from legal advice. The title isn't even the best part tbf it sounds like it wasn't aimed at you, she's just perpetually disappointed by things that turn out to not be bacon
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:tbf it sounds like it wasn't aimed at you, she's just perpetually disappointed by things that turn out to not be bacon She enjoyed consistent little jabs at non-meat meals and meat alternatives. It probably wasn't personal, you're correct. I think she was projecting her own food insecurity or something and I just happened to be the easiest target in her mind.
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Charles Get-Out posted:Gaddam food militants are the worst. I was vegan for ~2 months last year and people gave me a ton of poo poo for it. They only stopped when my strategy of absolutely not engaging in a debate whenever they brought it up and just placidly listening to everything they thought would convince me to eat meat without trying to justify my choice finally convinced them I was "one of the good ones." I was vegetarian for two years as well as on and off just because, and the hardest part of it without a doubt, was other people. Every single person without question who were 'concerned' for my health without fail, would ask how do I get protein as their very first question if they learned I was on a veg diet. Most of them ate healthy meals though, consisting of things like fast food fried tacos and meat lovers pizza. My old bosses (who also me denied one day off to attend a funeral) also chose my birthday to passive aggressively 'celebrate it' by buying meaty pizzas and pastries while 'remembering' that I 'can't eat meat', tee hee!
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ArbitraryC posted:I think i could go vegetarian (or maybe the kind that eats fish) but i couldn't go vegan. At least 50% of my diet is dairy and eggs. same, I can't even fathom how someone just stops eating cheese or any dessert made with cream or butter or eggs have you SEEN vegan pizza? how does that even work? pass
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I have something for you all from legal advice. The title isn't even the best part OH WHOOPS I SLIPPED ON ALL THIS LIQUOR AND FELL INTO A TEENAGE MINOR'S PUSSY AND THEN THE CONDOM ACCIDENTALLY CAME OFF AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT Pls don't judge this mistake accident i made whoops now tell me how to legally insulate myself from having to pay for this child while also not having anyone in the legal system find out I'm an ephebophile sexual predator  this idiot54 40 or gently caress posted:Mmmmm soy milk and earth balance or margarine are probs the best bet if you want a taste nearly identical to cows milk and butter unflavored coconut oil tastes remarkably similar to butter and at warm temperatures the texture is nearly identical. Some people find the silkiness of margarine kind of unappealing. cashew milk is thicker, so it more closely approximates the texture of milk than soy milk does. (at least, imo) Mirthless fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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Dating a vegan/vegetarian would be great because I'd probably find a ton of new dishes I'd like and I'm far too lazy to try it otherwise
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Fullhouse posted:same, I can't even fathom how someone just stops eating cheese or any dessert made with cream or butter or eggs I think you'd be surprised how little you miss cheese, and honestly most desserts with butter and eggs can be replicated really easily without being able to taste it (though I can't speak for something like cheesecake since I haven't had it vegan) Honestly with pizza, dough is typically vegan anyways, and when you have all your fave toppings on there you don't notice. We do it with sauce, artichoke hearts, hot peppers, black olives, sundries tomatoes and oven roasted red peppers. Super tasty. I really don't know though if you're someone who will only eat pizza if it's pepperoni and cheese.
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Mirthless posted:OH WHOOPS I SLIPPED ON ALL THIS LIQUOR AND FELL INTO A TEENAGE MINOR'S PUSSY AND THEN THE CONDOM ACCIDENTALLY CAME OFF AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT
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My[38m] wife[36f] divorced me after I left my high earning job, now she wants me to take her back after my business has been doing well.quote:My ex-wife and I were married for 9 years, we finalized our divorce in February of 2014. We have two children together, our daughter who is 10, and our son who is 7.
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I got a high school sophomore pregnant. How can I ensure I get out of responsibility for it?
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ArbitraryC posted:If he had a condom on when he finished and she was regularly boning other people it honestly probably isn't his but yeah he sounds like a trainwreck of a person. I'm pretty sure legally if they put the other dude on the birth certificate he gets off scott free whether or not he is the biodad so it looks like karma let us all down this time. He said he took it off then put it back on  Plus I'm sure this guy is going to say anything to not sound like a dumb shithead, look at him pleading for people not to comment on his choices 
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I'm sorry but I have had vegan pizza and it is very very bad
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Pick posted:I'm sorry but I have had vegan pizza and it is very very bad With vegan "cheese" if so, that's probably why. I just cannot buy into cheese alternatives, they taste nasty to me. I think the community calls it Gary since even they acknowledge it's lying to try and pass it off as cheese
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Themata posted:I was vegetarian for two years as well as on and off just because, and the hardest part of it without a doubt, was other people. My brother's mother in law would intentionally put cheese, eggs, and butter in dishes during holidays and claim they were vegan so I would eat them and she could be all "Trap Sprung!" 54 40 or gently caress posted:I think you'd be surprised how little you miss cheese, and honestly most desserts with butter and eggs can be replicated really easily without being able to taste it (though I can't speak for something like cheesecake since I haven't had it vegan) This is the truth, and vegan pizza is delicious if you get the right type. We have this place called Via 313 annnnnnnd now I want it. I'm "vegetarian" now so clear for eggs and cheese, but I still get vegan pizza.
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Pick posted:I'm sorry but I have had vegan pizza and it is very very bad Some vegan pizza is very very good. Most vegan pizza is very very bad. I never liked trying to replicate non-vegan foods because it always turned out disappointing with the exception of some.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:With vegan "cheese" if so, that's probably why. I just cannot buy into cheese alternatives, they taste nasty to me. I think the community calls it Gary since even they acknowledge it's lying to try and pass it off as cheese Yeah I'll come to the defense of most animal byproduct substitutes but vegan cheese is terrible
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I think you'd be surprised how little you miss cheese, and honestly most desserts with butter and eggs can be replicated really easily without being able to taste it (though I can't speak for something like cheesecake since I haven't had it vegan) I mean I'm sure I could adapt if someone put a gun to my head but it's not just using em as ingredients I plain drink milk all the time and regularly eat omlettes and scrambles. Yogurt, cottage cheese, hard boiled eggs, etc for snacks I was only slightly exaggerating when I said half my calories came from that stuff cause it's just a great and cheap source of protein.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:With vegan "cheese" if so, that's probably why. I just cannot buy into cheese alternatives, they taste nasty to me. I think the community calls it Gary since even they acknowledge it's lying to try and pass it off as cheese "gary" was from some angry cheese eater's rage FB post fake edit, found it: quote:CHEESE IS NOT MADE WITH COCONUTS. Call it Gary or something, don’t call it cheese because it’s not cheese!!!!!!
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Pick posted:I'm sorry but I have had vegan pizza and it is very very bad there's enough excellent vegan dishes to last anyone a lifetime and exactly none of them are the meatless cheeseless attempts at meat and cheese dishes My [21F] Boyfriend [20] of 6 months said that he doesn't believe the 'official story' of the holocaust quote:The title is kind of self-explanatory I guess…
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my PeTA story is one time someone approached me and was like "pigs are as intelligent a a six-year-old child!! Would you eat a six-year-old??" And it's like, hey lady, I know how smart pigs are. And yeah, sure.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:there's enough excellent vegan dishes to last anyone a lifetime and exactly none of them are the meatless cheeseless attempts at meat and cheese dishes I always order vegan dishes at Indian restaurants because hell, why not? delicious.
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ArbitraryC posted:If he had a condom on when he finished and she was regularly boning other people it honestly probably isn't his but yeah he sounds like a trainwreck of a person. I'm pretty sure legally if they put the other dude on the birth certificate he gets off scott free whether or not he is the biodad so it looks like karma let us all down this time. There are sperm donors who have had to pay child support. If they could prove he was the actual biological father they could go after him for child support. The paternity test is a dumb idea, hopefully he'll pursue it, it'll backfire, and he'll end up paying child support and telling his neighbors not to trust him around their kids for the next 20+ years Pick posted:I always order vegan dishes at Indian restaurants because hell, why not? delicious. hell yeah, vegan indian food is amazing as it turns out, religious imperatives for dietary restrictions result in real and tasty food rather than pretend turkey Pick posted:my PeTA story is one time someone approached me and was like "pigs are as intelligent a a six-year-old child!! Would you eat a six-year-old??" And it's like, hey lady, I know how smart pigs are. And yeah, sure. It depends on the six year old's diet, really
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