TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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cams: Mar 28, 2003

"baloogan is not a nazi, he's just so cool that he doesn't care about daddy declaring certain people 'real americans' so the rest can be eliminated. in fact, he vehemently supports it!"

eat poo poo baloogan you nazi gently caress

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:39

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 18:01

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Wikkheiser posted:

don't worry trump and may are going to make a really great trade deal that will bring all the wargame barbies to your basement at an affordable price

and do it faster than ever

the barbies cant come fast enough ive been waiting weeks! weeks!

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:39

spacegoat: Dec 23, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Nap Ghost

tacodaemon posted:

Anyone got the "Take That Liberals" version of this?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

baloogan's politics change depending on what liquor is currently in his IV

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

*looks at current executive branch*

tha's nawt a shitshow

*slams constitutional convention onto table*

this izza shitshow

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

only Texas would think they have the power to unilaterally make everybody write a new constitution

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/AbbottCampaign/status/826493450971385857

Hahahahahaahahaha, The United States are doomed. Calexit officially a real possibility.

lol the Convention of States jerkoff fantasy group was all about doing this while under Obama to "reduce Federal power"

That sure as poo poo ain't happening now

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

eonwe posted:

what does this even mean

Convention to rewrite the Constitution. AFAIK we're still a state or two away from Republicans having enough state domination for that to happen tho

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Elephanthead posted:

States get together and say gently caress the constitution here is a new one.

Ayerp.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:40

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Fidel Castronaut posted:

dedicated to what? "oh, gawrsh, why can't we have one forum where we talk 'ironically' about white supremacy. you big ol' meanies."

fyad already exists tho

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:41

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Phi230 posted:

baloogan's politics change depending on what liquor is currently in his IV

Plus he's Canadian so didn't vote anyway.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:41

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

it hasn't been two weeks yet

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:41

UV_Catastrophe: Dec 29, 2008; Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."; Pillbug

what critical mass of nutjobs are required for a convention of states to actually do things that matter?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:41

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Am I in D&D or something

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Fidel Castronaut posted:

dedicated to what? "oh, gawrsh, why can't we have one forum where we talk 'ironically' about white supremacy. you big ol' meanies."

ironically?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

cams: Mar 28, 2003

Phi230 posted:

baloogan's politics change depending on what liquor is currently in his IV

no he is always a nazi coward.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Montasque posted:

People seem interested in it. If not I'll stop doing it.

personally I like it. I think the most dangerous thing we can do is get trapped in our bubbles. it's good to know what information the other half of the country is receiving

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

it hasn't been two weeks yet

day 12!

each fricken day has been action packed

movies are gonna be made about this

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Shageletic posted:

Convention to rewrite the Constitution. AFAIK we're still a state or two away from Republicans having enough state domination for that to happen tho

several, actually. You need 38.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

AnEdgelord: Dec 12, 2016

Straight White Shark posted:

For every immigrant laborer we kick out we're actually creating 3 or 4 new jobs, because that's how many white guys you have to hire to get the same amount of labor. That's how smart Trump is!

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/sunday-review/americas-productivity-climbs-but-wages-stagnate.html

Trump and his immigration policies suck but taking it out on poor people who want a decent wage is frankly disgusting.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

suddenly im very much in favor of doing something about executive overreach

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Schnorkles posted:

several, actually. You need 38.

I believe the Republicans have 37.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:42

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

UV_Catastrophe posted:

what critical mass of nutjobs are required for a convention of states to actually do things that matter?

36 38 State Legislatures. I think.

e: It's 34 actually 2/3 of 50.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:43

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

MaxxBot posted:

Digging through people's posting history to get in dumb slapfights spanning over many pages.

It's hard hitting reporting to discover that Baloogan has long appreciated Trump and Trump's policies. I'm the forums Carl Bernstein.

I'm just saying. People post pages and pages of gifs of a nazi getting punched in the face and talk about what they would do if they see a nazi and support your local antifa and it is cool and good so baloogan shouldn't get special treatment. mercilessly mock all nazis forever.

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:43

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

You could flip a couple of dem govenors if the admendment isn't like "Republicans rules, democrats drool"

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:44

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

paranoid randroid posted:

suddenly im very much in favor of doing something about executive overreach

https://twitter.com/cat_beltane/status/797139642076237824?lang=en

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:44

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

GOP still needs like 6 statehouses to call a convention but lol at the idea of ratifying anything

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:44

ShutteredIn: Mar 24, 2005; El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

paranoid randroid posted:

suddenly im very much in favor of doing something about executive overreach

I saw a comment on the Abbott stuff of "THIS IS OPENING UP EVERY LEFTWING NUT JOB TO REWRITE OUR CONSTITUTION" and hell yeah

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:44

Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

paranoid randroid posted:

GOP still needs like 6 statehouses to call a convention but lol at the idea of ratifying anything

So... 2018 then?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:44

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

I can't keep up, it's just too much. I have a job, sort of, I have to do work! If America's gonna teeter over and collapse can we get this poo poo done by the end of February at the latest?

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:45

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:45

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 4 days!

logikv9 posted:

listen if you want affordable food it's not too late to buy dried food in buckets as sold by my most adamant political supporters

https://youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA

I'm gonna make a kiddie pool full of broccoli cheese rice and roll around in it when everybody's starving to death after the trumpocalypse.

Dr_0ctag0n fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jan 31, 2017

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:45

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

[Url]https://youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA[url]

I'm gonna make a kiddie pool full of broccoli cheese rice and roll around in it when everybody's starving to death after the trumpocalypse.

enjoy your marauder raids

# ? Jan 31, 2017 20:47

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# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:04

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