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therapist bae, so what
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:10 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 21:46 |
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quote:I have started challenging guys at work to a "body slam challenge", where we try to body slam each other. I've maxed out at body slamming a 250 lb guy. yeah uh dude if the "body slam challenge" is the closest you can get to intimate human contact it might be time to My bad advice is to just get a secret Grindr account like all the other deeply-closeted gay guys in the world. Not only will you have an outlet that doesn't involve literally body-slamming your coworkers (and crawling backwards out of the room while meowing afterward), it'll probably make it easier to embrace your sexuality in the long run. quote:Less than a decade ago, I was a happily married man with a 3 year old daughter. I lived in a small town, ran my own business, and was truly happy. Today I live on the other side of the country, am alone, and haven't seen my child since the night of January 28th, 2009. This short work of fiction was titled "Faustian Pact," so I was expecting Satan to enter the narrative at some point, but oddly enough he never did
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:32 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:therapist bae, so what LOL
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:39 |
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Tolkien minority posted:lmao yeah the loser goon in his imd 30s should totally cancel on the hot therapist lady who wants to bang him because "its unprofessional" Either way the outcome is unlikely to be positive or productive for the goon with an actual psychological issue big enough to warrant therapy (good job on identifying the need for it and following through).
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:50 |
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loquacius posted:
i'm sure you can expect more exciting installments of this riveting tale
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 16:57 |
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loquacius posted:This short work of fiction was titled "Faustian Pact," so I was expecting Satan to enter the narrative at some point, but oddly enough he never did If you just want to write bad fiction and get strangers to read it, why not take it somewhere where people want to do that? Like nanowrimo or whatever. You could get feedback other than people calling you a liar. Also if someone was willing to murder your wife to kidnap your child they would have killed you, too, because you saw his face, and probably would have murdered you to begin with to make sure you don't interfere. And what kind of stranger drives around in a storm with a fake ID, ready to give it to someone so he can take their daughter? Did he plan this ahead of time? Did he bring a gun or improvise a weapon? How did he get through the locked door? What I'm saying is you suck at writing fiction.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:01 |
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it's been a thing for a while now that the nerds in creative convention drop some creative steamers in the anonymous confession threads
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:05 |
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Isn't that just a Nick Cave song?
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:50 |
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rezatahs posted:it's been a thing for a while now that the nerds in creative convention drop some creative steamers in the anonymous confession threads I wish they wouldn't. They're never entertaining.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 17:54 |
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food court bailiff posted:Isn't that just a Nick Cave song? Yes.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:39 |
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That murder story doesn't even hold up to even the most basic logic. How could there be no prints on the ID? It was snowing so he could have been wearing gloves, but have you ever tried to get your ID out of the wallet with thick snow gloves? Was he wearing them when he put it in the wallet too? How did he sleep through the inevitable screaming and bashing as the door was kicked in? Honestly if it really happened, if I were the police and I heard that story the husband would be my #1 suspect and I would be searching the guy's properties for where he stashed his daughter, not looking for some mystery man.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:56 |
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If this were a series about a grizzled badass who joins an eccentric billionaire to go after the bad guys that the system doesn't catch, then this would be his tragic backstory revealed in the first mid season finale.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 21:59 |
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food court bailiff posted:Isn't that just a Nick Cave song? Yes, it's Song of Joy but written in a lovely manner.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:03 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:If this were a series about a grizzled badass who joins an eccentric billionaire to go after the bad guys that the system doesn't catch, then this would be his tragic backstory revealed in the first mid season finale. I've been watching this show, it's pretty good.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:05 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That murder story doesn't even hold up to even the most basic logic. How could there be no prints on the ID? It was snowing so he could have been wearing gloves, but have you ever tried to get your ID out of the wallet with thick snow gloves? Was he wearing them when he put it in the wallet too? How did he sleep through the inevitable screaming and bashing as the door was kicked in? Honestly if it really happened, if I were the police and I heard that story the husband would be my #1 suspect and I would be searching the guy's properties for where he stashed his daughter, not looking for some mystery man. I burned my fingerprints off long before I handed this dude the ID you idiot
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:24 |
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I'm pretty sure the drifter was supposed to be a demon, hence the whole faustian thing. Also I'm pretty sure I read the exact same plot a dozen times (wife dead, child kidnapped, mad dad, demon laughing) but I can't think of a single example
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:26 |
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Danaru posted:I'm pretty sure the drifter was supposed to be a demon, hence the whole faustian thing. Also I'm pretty sure I read the exact same plot a dozen times (wife dead, child kidnapped, mad dad, demon laughing) but I can't think of a single example Yes quote:Have mercy on me, sir
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:29 |
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Life is short therapy goon; go for it and smash hard. She's probably gonna steal your kidneys though so don't be suprised
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 00:53 |
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Goon on dialysis. Doesn't matter. Had sex.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:46 |
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the anxiety is going to stop your dick working and you'll not gently caress the therapist especially now i've posted this
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 12:51 |
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quote:When I was a little boy I had a really vivid imagination. I liked to imagine this old mirror in my grandma's basement was a doorway to a mirror universe full of magic, beautiful princesses to save, and evil monsters to kill. I'd spend hours in the basement making castles out of boxes and pretending to be a mighty hero. quote:Therapy goon here. She texted me this morning. Actually, she texted me two times. The first one was that she can't make the appointment on Wednesday but would like to see me on Friday afternoon if that was ok for me. About half an hour later I got another message (I didn't see the first one at that point, I don't check my phone often, nobody ever messages me) which detailed that she really thinks we need to talk "about everything" but that she can understand if I don't want to see her again and will respect it if I do not want any contact. She does think though that no matter what I should continue therapy and she could refer me to a colleague and also make sure I'll get a better spot in his waiting list. She then said that she really hopes to see me on Friday and asked that I reply if I am ok with this. You won't, chill out on that front. But yeah do tell us what happens!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:41 |
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Lady showed interest in me for once, I am probably going to be raped.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:44 |
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bring a speaker and put this on without breaking eye contact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:50 |
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I too evaluate women on the basis of whether or not I could take them down.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:51 |
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tactlessbastard posted:I too evaluate women on the basis of whether or not I could take them down. lol yeah that came outta nowhere
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:53 |
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A guy I used to work with liked the motto "Doht gently caress what you can't curl"
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:56 |
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a guy gotta has to defend his kidneys I'm willing to bet that she's gonna call off her therapist/client relationship with him. She's aware she crossed a line from there's no turning back point. Good on her to not be even more unprofessional. Wonder why she moved the date, though Maybe because of the black organ market surgical crew. Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Feb 1, 2017 |
# ? Feb 1, 2017 15:01 |
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Yeah, keep us posted. Also once your professional relationship is over you can start dating her! It'll be just like that other goon who's boss sexually harassed him at work!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 15:54 |
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She's going to put an end to it. Doing it on a Friday so it's her last appointment and doesn't make a scene in front of other patients
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:02 |
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Well yeah, obviously. Couldn't she still get in deep poo poo if they report this to whatever ethics committee oversees therapists? This goon could turn their therapy problems into their therapy opportunities!
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:44 |
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She's making it her last appointment on a Friday so she can turn the lights down low and make sweet love to him with as much noise as she wants.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:52 |
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In the years I was self employed, my boss sexually assaulted me at work nearly constantly Even if he wanted to report her, it's pretty much his word (an unemployed thirtysomething with mental issues warranting therapy) against hers. If such a report didn't happen before I somehow doubt much will come of it if she just denies everything. In such things men tend to have the worse cards. It's just the way it is. E: Thinking of it, even with reversed genders, I doubt much would happen Police Automaton fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Police Automaton posted:In the years I was self employed, my boss sexually assaulted me at work nearly constantly Are you trying to say you masturbated against your will or something?
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:55 |
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Disproportionate Orphan posted:She's making it her last appointment on a Friday so she can turn the lights down low and make sweet love to him with as much noise as she wants. I'd like to change my answer to this
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:59 |
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therapy goon is going to get erectile disfunction and not be able to gently caress hire a hooker instead
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:15 |
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The Management posted:She's going to put an end to the waiting. Doing it on a Friday so it's her last appointment and they can go straight to her place after she closes up shop
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:20 |
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Good luck therapy goon, I hope you have sex
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:21 |
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Go get her, therapy man
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:08 |
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As a man who had immense trouble getting tail in my early 20's I found starting off with a horrible disfunctional relationship was exactly what I needed. I strongly advise you to hit that poo poo to get it over with and find another therapist.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:42 |
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:As a man who had immense trouble getting tail in my early 20's I found starting off with a horrible disfunctional relationship was exactly what I needed. I strongly advise you to hit that poo poo to get it over with and find another therapist. Best post/username combo ever
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:40 |