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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:gahhh i'm so mad at this one thanks Lysistrata fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:i mean on the plus side when she divorces him she'll get an absolutely heinous amount of alimony and he'll be free to code 23 hours out of the day with a full hour to stare at his loving car without any human needs and responsibilities getting in the way, win-win Gotta say, it's gonna be pretty killer for her to get a great upper middle class wage from alimony and child support at age 19 or 20.
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Feb 1, 2017 01:22
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she'll have earned it
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Feb 1, 2017 01:25
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:You don't get it man, he likes those cars. Wifey's just going to have to deal. he gets the things he wants, she gets to do the things he wants her to
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Feb 1, 2017 01:26
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What are the odds on that baby not being his, considering he leaves for weeks and even then has "no time to even respond to texts or emails." I'd say probably 3:1
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Feb 1, 2017 01:26
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My [26F] best friend [26M] and my boyfriend [24M] are at odds with each other and I don't know how to handle it. u/MyVaginaIsCute I've been with Jared for 6 months, friends with Hans for 11 years. I'll begin by painting what my relationship with Hans has been like. In the 11 years we've known each other, there has been no romance there whatsoever. He is like a brother to me. I'm 100% confident that he doesn't fancy me, so I want to shut that down now because I feel that it's going to come up in the comments. He's athletic and fit and only dates athletic and fit women, I'm overweight and not attracted to him. Hans is used to me putting him above other people, going across the country to see him when he's upset (it's easier that way because he has a spare room and I don't, about a two hour train) etc but has recently become really quite needy because he's upset that everyone seems to be putting their relationships as their highest priority at the moment. When he talks he's almost scornful that I'm with someone (we were the two single ones until last year). He talks endlessly about girls he likes and who have dumped him because they didn't want to commit; it's almost all we talk about. He asks where I am when I'm not talking to him, almost to check that I'm not ignoring him for Jared. Jared is getting sick of me talking to Hans, he thinks I should stop being friends with him. He also is 'absolutely sure' that Hans fancies me and 'knows what men are like'. They've never met and it's irritating. It's a fairly frequent point of contention with us. They're basically both irritating me for no good reason and I want them to just see each other as they should. Hans is no romantic threat to Jared and I'm capable of having a friend and a boyfriend at the same time, they don't have to compete. I haven't slept round Hans since I've gotten with Jared, I've gone home in the evening, I know a lot of people wouldn't be okay with their girlfriend sleeping over at another man's house. It's a shame it has to be that way, but that's just life I suppose. Previous boyfriends didn't have a problem with it. How can I handle this? tl;dr: Boyfriend and best friend at each other's throats for pathetic reasons, how to handle it?
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Feb 1, 2017 01:35
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Pick posted:he gets the things he wants, she gets to do the things he wants her to  I don't know how she can be so upset, she has the one thing every girl wants: a husband with a really expensive car actually i neoooooowwrrrrr vrooooooooom beep beep
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Feb 1, 2017 01:38
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [26F] best friend [26M] and my boyfriend [24M] are at odds with each other and I don't know how to handle it. Have them meet. They'll either become best friends or have a duel to see who gets you.
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Feb 1, 2017 01:38
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also lol there's nothing more pathetic than somebody who gets a good income and immediately starts spending it on the most extravagant things they can find. Also that guy sounds like he's imposing this world schedule on himself to feel important.
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Feb 1, 2017 01:45
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I love how many guy friends will loudly and insultingly proclaim how they have no interest in you yet get incredibly fuckin pissy if you spend time with any other guy
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Feb 1, 2017 01:49
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Pick posted:I love how many guy friends will loudly and insultingly proclaim how they have no interest in you yet get incredibly fuckin pissy if you spend time with any other guy Maybe the guy friends think the girl friends aren't interested and it becomes an ouroboros of confusing feelings and jealousy.
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Feb 1, 2017 02:00
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Holy trickletruth, Batman! Me [30F] with my boyfriend [30M] 16 months, trust issues after I did something stupid. u/MissBibliophile Hi Reddit - I come to you all because I'm desperate for advice about my situation, just like the rest of you. I'll try to be concise. My bf and I have been having quite a bit of conflict over the last few months, mostly about household situations - cleaning, shared chores, living space - (I don't live with him but I do spend 99% of time at his house - living with parents while in school), how we spend our time together, etc. When we have conflict I tend to become very emotional, my feelings get hurt easily and the situation escalates. THis has been a source of tension for us over the last two months or so. I've been feeling afraid to bring things up with him because of fear of conflict or concern that he will be angry with me, and stupidly have felt that it would be better to not tell him things to avoid conflict and him being upset with me. The primary issue boils down to two things: 1. I downloaded Bumble to explore the BFF option to meet women-friends after reading about it. Should have talked to partner about it, failed to do so, didn't consider his opinion about it or think it was a big deal. 2. Communication with a ex of mine of 10 years, that was an bf in HS and for a year in college. A person I was friends now with but have absolutely no romantic interest in - he is in a serious relationship himself. We've shared the same core of friends from HS, so have continued to stay in touch over the years. Anyway. We go out to dinner with my family and somehow I managed to inadvertently open the Bumble app and a guy's' picture appears on my screen. I look down confused and then mortified. Bf saw it and brought it up later. I tried to explain that I'd used the app to match with women (sounds super weird, but it's true) and that I did not know how the guy had come up. Later, when not in public, I told him that a few months ago we'd had an ugly fight and I thought we were over, that I had no idea what to think. I felt fearful that I would soon be single again, and the curious/stupid part of me wanted to know what the heck I was going to have to deal with after we broke up. I had bumble downloaded for the reason mentioned before - I switched it from BFF to men - and scrolled through a couple of profiles. It was so stupid easy to do so. I IMMEDIATELY stopped, and felt awful. I recognized what I was doing was NOT okay, and it made me feel horrible, since I had no intention whatsoever to solicit any thing from any random dudes, as I care deeply about my partner and the relationship. It was a HUGE mistake on my part. Should have talked to my bf at the time but felt afraid to do, afraid to cause more conflict, afraid I would lose him, so I said nothing. In my mind, protecting the relationship from my error. I didn't use the app again, forgot all about it until the incident that happened just recently. My intention does not make the situation ANY better, I realize, and it was still a terrible thing to do to someone you love, even if feeling sad/weak/fearful about an impending breakup...that did not happen. My bf was devastated to learn this information, and has been cheated on in the past. I tried to explain but it did not make the situation better. He then asked if there was more information he needed to know. I explained that my ex/friend had texted me a few days ago wanting some information about an ear infection (I'm in nursing school). I did not tell my bf (again fearing conflict, wanting to avoid arguing with him, trying to act on my own and take care of the situation) and deleted the conversation as to avoid all conflict should he see the convo on my phone. The ex/friend and I are not talking, and have severed almost all ties since my bf and I discussed that a friendship between the two of us crossed a boundary of his (this occurred months ago). Again, not the right thing to do but at the time I felt like the last thing I needed was another fight with my bf - I try to avoid conflict with him as it always seems to escalate to a place that is not useful and we both end up exhausted and frustrated. My boyfriend is suspicious and doesn't believe that I am being truthful, feels as though there is more information, something more devious that happened that I am withholding. I swear there is nothing more to be said, no illicit conversations that I deleted, no messages from guys on dating apps. Nada. I looked at those two profiles, felt AWFUL and immediately stopped. It went no further. I think cheating is awful and something I'd never do, especially since my bf has been cheated on in the past. He has decided to pull way back on the relationship and revert back to how things were when we were only dating casually, yet we are still a couple. He is angry, withdrawn and feels as though I have to earn back everything that we have worked towards and I cannot say that I blame him. It still breaks my heart and has caused me and him deep agony. I do not want this, I am afraid for the future of the relationship. I'm devastated, ashamed, and uncertain about the future. I have betrayed the trust of the person I love so dearly - in a moment of anxiety, fear and concern about a breakup - and it has come to this point. I want to work things out and build his trust again. I did not communicate with any other men, I have no engaged in any illicit contact with any other person, I only have eyes for my boyfriend. He is angry, and there is no love coming from his words or actions right now despite him saying he wants to stay together and work through things, even if it is hard. He said that most advice says to break up with me, and that he is ignoring his gut that something else is going on (with my old ex/now friend or someone random) - despite me telling him there is nothing. I cannot convince him otherwise. It kills me. He also said a part of him thinks I acted stupidly and walked a very thin line, but that nothing else occurred. I question why he would stick it out with me, and pray this isn't a way to punish me. Maybe I deserve it. How can I make this right, if ever? I am concerned that he will leave me to hang in the wind emotionally, will never trust me again and that I will suffer terrible heartache trying to win back the affections of this person I love. I have little hope that my efforts will suffice. What can I do? How does one make this right? I know that every person has doubts about their relationships at times and that it is human to be curious. It doesn't make it right to act on that feeling, and I am not condoning my behavior. I realize I have some maturing that I need to do, need to work on my communication skills. I'm in therapy and suggested he and I go together.  tl;dr: Boyfriend saw picture of guy on phone and now we are walking on a thin, scary line. I'm devastated.
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Feb 1, 2017 02:05
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [26F] best friend [26M] and my boyfriend [24M] are at odds with each other and I don't know how to handle it. I have nothing of value to contribute but I read this as My Vaginal Scute and I am very entertained by it
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Feb 1, 2017 02:06
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:My [26F] best friend [26M] and my boyfriend [24M] are at odds with each other and I don't know how to handle it. That's all you have to read to know that the friendship is going to be some weird and childish pseudo-relationship no matter how much she insists that everyone's feelings are strictly platonic.
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Feb 1, 2017 02:09
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:Holy trickletruth, Batman! If she's being honest then she's done a hell of a job doing everything possible to make it look like she's cheating. I mean at that point whether it's happened or not they should probably just end things, it almost comes across as some sort of weird power play.
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Feb 1, 2017 02:19
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Pick posted:I love how many guy friends will loudly and insultingly proclaim how they have no interest in you yet get incredibly fuckin pissy if you spend time with any other guy i'm not the greatest at reading signals, and this has happened to me a loooooooottttttttttt, and it is genuinely perplexing every single time
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Feb 1, 2017 02:21
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ArbitraryC posted:If she's being honest then she's done a hell of a job doing everything possible to make it look like she's cheating. I mean at that point whether it's happened or not they should probably just end things, it almost comes across as some sort of weird power play. seriously, 16 months and she's checking dating apps? I think she's mostly mad that she got caught before she could ask for an open relationship  "we're back to the casual dating/building trust stage... how can I convince him to let me gently caress other people now?"
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Feb 1, 2017 02:31
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:For anyone who isn't a programmer - the hours he works are almost certainly his own choice and he's deluded himself into thinking they're necessary. Even if he does work at a nightmare company like he implies, it's easy enough to interview and look for more work. Nah, pretty sure he's doing it because he's an idiot with money: quote:I work from 8:00 a.m. and come home at 9:20 p.m. most days. Then I prepare for the next day, work a tiny bit, and then go to bed. I don't know what to do to save our marriage and bond. If I quit, I'd go into massive debt north of 6 figures. I can't see a way out. Like I can see the house being one of the debts but something don't sound right here E: missed some of the follow up in between, dude's off his rocker spending that kinda cash  another of those "throw money at the problem until it goes away" types
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Feb 1, 2017 02:33
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Nah, pretty sure he's doing it because he's an idiot with money: that's the problem, you didn't catch the plurals he has rolls royces, and houses as in, he has more than one of each
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Feb 1, 2017 02:35
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i make $115K a year, obviously I should be decked out like Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Feb 1, 2017 02:36
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Nah, pretty sure he's doing it because he's an idiot with money:
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Feb 1, 2017 02:37
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Pick posted:i make $115K a year, obviously I should be decked out like Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Remind me not to accept any salads from you then
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Feb 1, 2017 02:38
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Pick posted:i make $115K a year, obviously I should be decked out like Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh hahaha yep i just don't get why he thinks he's that rich. it's not like there isn't dozens of different price points for luxury cars. If you have to pay monthly payments on your luxury car, you shouldn't have a luxury car, or you should buy a cheaper one you can afford.
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Feb 1, 2017 02:39
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I think we already established in this thread if you make over 40k a year you are bougie scum and will be first against the wall when the revolution comes
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Feb 1, 2017 02:40
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Tolkien minority posted:I think we already established in this thread if you make over 40k a year you are bougie scum and will be first against the wall when the revolution comes I'd like to have you first against the wall, hot stuff 
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Feb 1, 2017 02:41
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Psycho Society posted:I'd like to have you first against the wall, hot stuff pm me
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Feb 1, 2017 02:43
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I mean it's clear that Autism Programs isn't an example of this, but the pregnancy thing got me wondering at first: is there a phenomenon where a guy, on learning he's about to become a father, suddenly becomes a massive workaholic to prepare? Because that's what my first instinct was when I read that part, and looking back I don't know if that's a thing.
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Feb 1, 2017 03:11
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fruit on the bottom posted:I mean it's clear that Autism Programs isn't an example of this, but the pregnancy thing got me wondering at first: is there a phenomenon where a guy, on learning he's about to become a father, suddenly becomes a massive workaholic to prepare? it's not unusual for people to do that, but they don't generally also buy rolls royces and multiple houses this guy is just a techbro trying really hard to live the life of his unmarried colleagues
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Feb 1, 2017 03:23
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Yeah, no this guy is a total poo poo and I feel bad for his emotionally abandoned wife
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Feb 1, 2017 03:26
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quote:I [24F] started working out and my butt got bigger. Bf [24M] told me he doesn't like it and now I don't know what to do.Relationships Boyfriend gotta little dick Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-KNZI2gO4
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Feb 1, 2017 03:31
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smdh does that man not understand how lucky he is to find a girl that ENJOYS doing squats???? girl needs to ditch that gains goblin
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Feb 1, 2017 03:43
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if you can't get behind those thick rear end thighs and booty please step aside son
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Feb 1, 2017 03:43
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Psycho Society posted:if you can't get behind those thick rear end thighs and booty please step aside son
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Feb 1, 2017 03:47
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What is it with rear end that makes all the pervos feel the need to comment on it? You don't see the same thing happen with boobs or legs. No one says "Suck the titties like a lollipop" or whatever equivalent to "eat the booty like groceries."
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Feb 1, 2017 03:55
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WampaLord posted:What is it with rear end that makes all the pervos feel the need to comment on it? You don't see the same thing happen with boobs or legs. Butts are good and everyone can have a good butt with some squats
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Feb 1, 2017 03:58
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La Brea Carpet posted:Boyfriend gotta little dick  him with your big butt and then do 100 squats.
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Feb 1, 2017 04:00
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WampaLord posted:What is it with rear end that makes all the pervos feel the need to comment on it? You don't see the same thing happen with boobs or legs. they heard songs about it by people who are cooler than they are that they wish to emulate
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Feb 1, 2017 04:01
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WampaLord posted:What is it with rear end that makes all the pervos feel the need to comment on it? You don't see the same thing happen with boobs or legs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzFxPEMXYIY&t=40s 
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Feb 1, 2017 04:03
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WampaLord posted:What is it with rear end that makes all the pervos feel the need to comment on it? You don't see the same thing happen with boobs or legs. There's no real debate over dongs or tits so no one feels the need to defend their preference. Like yeah sure some people prefer small dicks or boobs but they understand they're in the minority and for everyone else bigger (within reason) is generally considered better. Butts and legs not so much, it's been pretty recent that media has started to nod towards "thicc" stuff.
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Extremely well played. 
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