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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


We've all watched the gif of him trying to sit and stand

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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sappo569 posted:

You really think ben doesn't have his own special washroom ? With grab bars and a series of block and tackle ?

There aren't enough spare quarters on earth to operate that car wash son.

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Sappo569 posted:

We've all watched the gif of him trying to sit and stand

And that was what was exactly going through my mind when you made that comment. That is like some poo poo you find in the dark corners of Live Leak.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

DapperDon posted:

And that was what was exactly going through my mind when you made that comment. That is like some poo poo you find in the dark corners of Live Leak.

And you thought the tickle videos were weird

Wait until someone uncovers Ben's feeder / Scheiße fetish videos

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat


Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
My own mancave ain't half that dark; I own lamps and stuff that I'm allowed to turn on

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Golli posted:

Electric winch connected to a Clapper (tm)

Lol, you think those arms could clap?

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Kosumo posted:

Lol, you think those arms could clap?

If he lifts his arm then drops it his armpit/upper arm region would clap

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


My high school best friend's... second cousin I think? I remember meeting him when I was like 12 during a family visit. He was OK.

Bat Ham
Apr 22, 2008

Bat Nan

Foo Diddley posted:



Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

Every second the lights are off funds another pixel getting polished by HRH Chris Roberts the First. Don't you want them to make the best game they can?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Foo Diddley posted:



Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

add that quote where Chris says they aren't crunching

Bat Ham
Apr 22, 2008

Bat Nan

Foo Diddley posted:



Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

Getting a real 'Animal Farm' vibe from this whole project now. "But commandos, remember that it was so much worse when the publishers were in charge!"

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Foo Diddley posted:



Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

Holy cost cutting Batman!!!

That is not good for eyesight, not good at all. Hope their employees have good medical insurance that covers the damage being done. In Britain it would be illegal under health and safety regulations to allow people to work at computer screens without adequate lighting in the room, not to mention the safety concerns if one of them were to get up and walk around (as is required periodically when using computers) in the dark, depressing, forboding gloom of the CIG nightmare factory.

Note the way they are 'leaning in' towards their screens, that's an early warning sign of eye strain and can cause myopia and severe vision problems later in life, not to mention the headaches, migranes etc.

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Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Feb 1, 2017

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

https://youtu.be/t45Ls1otq1k?t=1975

"We believe in VR, we think it's pretty awesome, so argh, it's just a matter of resource and argh, even thought we've got three hundred people working on the game (laugh), it, it feels like we could have six hundred people and it still would not be enough" - Chris Roberts

Put that in your FUD pipe and smoke it Derek!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sabreseven posted:

Holy cost cutting Batman!!!

That is not good for eyesight, not good at all. Hope their employees have good medical insurance that covers the damage being done. In Britain it would be illegal under health and safety regulations to allow people to work at computer screens without adequate lighting in the room, not to mention the safety concerns if one of them were to get up and walk around (as is required periodically when using computers) in the dark, depressing, forboding gloom of the CIG nightmare factory.

Ad break: "Slip? Trip? Unforseen medical expense? Have you suffered a fall or injury at work? We may be able to help YOU claim the compensation YOU deserve"

If any of the employees get hurt they just crowd fund the bill remember ?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Kosumo posted:

https://youtu.be/t45Ls1otq1k?t=1975

"We believe in VR, we think it's pretty awesome, so argh, it's just a matter of resource and argh, even thought we've got three hundred people working on the game (laugh), it, it feels like we could have six hundred people and it still would not be enough" - Chris Roberts

Put that in your FUD pipe and smoke it Derek!

LOL

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Sappo569 posted:

If any of the employees get hurt they just crowd fund the bill remember ?

Oh yeah, can't wait to see the ship sales to fund staff injury treatment :D

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot

Colostomy Bag posted:

There aren't enough spare quarters on earth to operate that car wash son.

They just bring in a front end loader and it cleans out his trough that he evacuates himself into like a cattle yard

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Clifford AKA Weirdo's dream game is on steam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-d0s8L3XDo

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Xaerael posted:

Clifford AKA Weirdo's dream game is on steam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-d0s8L3XDo

Mods plz change my name to "baka panty" tia

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

add that quote where Chris says they aren't crunching



"that's my secret, I'm always crunching"

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Xaerael posted:

Clifford AKA Weirdo's dream game is on steam!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-d0s8L3XDo

I've noticed an alarmingly high number of these 'games' getting released on steam lately

And the reviews are usually just 'boobies' or whatever else

What ever happened to just going to a porn site for that, am I too old and jaded now where video game fapping is foreign. ?

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Sappo569 posted:

I've noticed an alarmingly high number of these 'games' getting released on steam lately

And the reviews are usually just 'boobies' or whatever else

What ever happened to just going to a porn site for that, am I too old and jaded now where video game fapping is foreign. ?

There are all kinds of anime titty games for sale on Steam right now

Like, I understand why a guy would want to play an anime titty game. What I do not understand is why he'd buy the Steam version where the titties are taken out

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

There's only one good anime titty game.

And it's only good because it's totally ironic and fourth wall breaky.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Sappo569 posted:

I've noticed an alarmingly high number of these 'games' getting released on steam lately

And the reviews are usually just 'boobies' or whatever else

What ever happened to just going to a porn site for that, am I too old and jaded now where video game fapping is foreign. ?

It's what you get when there's a generation of children who've replaced socialization with anime, porn, anime porn, video games and 'irony'.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Milky Moor posted:

It's what you get when there's a generation of children who've replaced socialization with anime, porn, anime porn, video games and 'irony'.

Trump please drop the nukes

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Sappo569 posted:

Trump please drop the nukes

http://trumpdonald.org

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Sabreseven posted:

Thanks to Asp Explorer on the FD forums for digging this out.

Behold, an mushmouth well out of his depth and stammering for excuses and other random explanations.

https://youtu.be/t45Ls1otq1k?t=1975

So um, yeah, no....ah.....

Still laugh till my sides split at his eventual, clammouring, reaching, sweaty answer of "it would happen for the multicrew combat" having any relevance to anything ever.

Edit, made the quote correct through tears of laughter.


quote:

Uh...Yeah. No. Soo uhh basically uhb theryb we; uh theres uh, new ummmm, version of cryengine

it sounds like he's having a series of mini strokes

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
They're taking out VR?

See you in the 'ese

VealCutlet
Dec 21, 2015

I am a marketing god, shave that shit

Madcosby posted:

They're taking out VR?

See you in the 'ese

:golfclap:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Madcosby posted:

They're taking out VR?

See you in the 'ese

:golfclap:

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Ol Cactus Dick posted:

So you think this will be the first early access survival crafting game ever to exit early access? I'll take that bet.

Planet Explorers released. :haw:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Sappo569 posted:

Trump please drop the nukes

Roberts, drop the mic.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Kibner posted:

Planet Explorers released. :haw:

I like Planet Explorers

It's the only Early Access game I ever bought that went backwards: "Hey we're redoing every animation in the game and also porting to Unity 5"

But you know what? They actually got the game back into working condition

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

The Titanic posted:

They're right. Unfortunately though the backwards walking will not stop until they have a very basic arena shooter with pay 2 win ships, tons of monetary buy in stuff for real money, and no real engaging gameplay to call out.

Also countdown to the outsourced version of Squadron 42 for consoles that looks totally different because they let the Chinese company "just make a loving game" according to the Roberts Skype from his meeting room wearing shorts.

I kinda blew a gasket in a couple of the apologist threads tonight.

One of them response I end with "Patience is one thing. Submissive masochism is another."

EDIT: Spell check doesn't work when you use the wrong word, but spell it correctly.

Samizdata fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 1, 2017

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Foo Diddley posted:



Check it out guys, our employees work in a literal loving dungeon

(image courtesy of nawledgelambo)

So they only have 4 employees left out of the 12-15 that used to be in that area?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Foo Diddley posted:

Literally never heard of these guys until just now, but I'm real sorry that a musician you like is dead

If there's anyone in this thread who has good taste in music, it's a guy who calls himself "peter gabriel" and "major tom"

Dunno. ewe2 is pretty musically talented too.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Lladre posted:

So they only have 4 employees left out of the 12-15 that used to be in that area?

I'm the guy at the empty desk

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Ben's fingers are basically pointing the same way his eyes are

http://i.imgur.com/6roAEHh.mp4



SelenicMartian fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Feb 1, 2017

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Hey Derek, thank you for unblocking me.

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