FARTHOUSE 5: - sounds funny but ultimately you just shit your pants

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Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Someone get this

# ? Jan 31, 2017 23:04

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:10

Cactus Jack: Nov 16, 2005; If you even try to throw to my side of the field in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Coldforge posted:

I call dibs on the final panel of the new Draw Play for an avatar. So good.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jed-york-hires-john-lynch/

(If anyone wants to avatarize it for me, you'd have my temporary and grudging thanks)

Jed York has way too much hair in that comic.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 01:14

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

I mean, I think it'd surprise absolutely nobody if it came out that Jed York was into ABDL

# ? Feb 1, 2017 01:22

TheChirurgeon: Aug 7, 2002; Remember how good you are; Taco Defender

Thaddius the Large posted:

Zimmer as Odin is actually fairly appropriate, nice thinking.

Done.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:27

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

TheChirurgeon posted:

Done.

Boss dude, nicely done, thanks! Now I just have to think of text. Google brought me a couple ideas:

quote:

But it was Odin who took this injury the hardest in that he had the best idea what great deprivation and loss the death of Teddy would cause the Aesir.

quote:

I am the unknown Will,
The Anger that threatens glory and ruin:
Lord if Storms am I,
In heaven high and caverns deep.
I am the Father of War,
Coach for you, Zimmerman for him,
Wayfarer, Wanderer, beggar, king, numen, genius, strength and ring.

Though I love Douglas Adams, and his has a certain pithy reflection of Minnesota sports fans:

quote:

The man was awake but not glad to be.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:42

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Thaddius the Large posted:

Boss dude, nicely done, thanks! Now I just have to think of text. Google brought me a couple ideas:

Though I love Douglas Adams, and his has a certain pithy reflection of Minnesota sports fans:

Bow to the Ball-Father.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 04:59

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Thaddius the Large posted:

Boss dude, nicely done, thanks! Now I just have to think of text. Google brought me a couple ideas:

Though I love Douglas Adams, and his has a certain pithy reflection of Minnesota sports fans:

"Huginn, Muninn, stop! Those are windows!"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:01

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

To gain wisdom, Zimmer the Allfather cast his eye into Maddon's Well. When the act was done, Zimmer the One Eye gasped. "Why did we trade for Sam Bradford?"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:14

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

The ballfather

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:22

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Coldforge posted:

"Huginn, Muninn, stop! Those are windows!"

I laughed far too hard at this.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 05:59

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:04

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

I immediately went to American Gods.

quote:

Hey," said Shadow. "Huginn or Muninn, or whoever you are."
The bird turned, head tipped, suspiciously, on one side, and it stared at him with bright eyes.
"Say 'Nevermore,'" said Shadow.
"gently caress you," said the raven.

quote:

gently caress you and gently caress your mother and gently caress the loving horse you loving rode in on. You will not even die in battle. No warrior will taste your blood. No one alive will take your life. You will die a soft, poor death. You will die with a kiss on your lips and a lie in your heart.

Chilichimp posted:

Bow to the Ball-Father.

This is pretty good.

Coldforge posted:

"Huginn, Muninn, stop! Those are windows!"

This is pretty good too.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:09

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

"1%er against Trump!"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:15

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

"Even Bill Belichick thinks you shouldn't cheat the system this much!"

not the best to be fair

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:48

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

TITTIEKISSER69 fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:49

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

"Impeach Goodell"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:54

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

Is Mike Pence an Elite VP?

Is Steve Bannon an Elite Nazi? also has the same rhythm to it, but I'm not sure it works as well.

Edit: thanks to Bad Moon and Chilichip for the avatar text, worked too well to not use.

Thaddius the Large fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:24

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

Trump Is the Trent Dilfer of Presidents

Thaddius the Large posted:

Is Mike Pence an Elite VP?

Is Steve Bannon an Elite Nazi? also has the same rhythm to it, but I'm not sure it works as well.

Edit: thanks to Bad Moon and Chilichip for the avatar text, worked too well to not use.

Me and Chilichimp with the bird gang combo attack

# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:42

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Evil
Slavs have
President's
Nuts

# ? Feb 1, 2017 10:38

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

swickles posted:

Cross posting from the chat thread, but since this is the place for creative types:

Trump is supposed to go to his Mar a Lago resort this weekend and there is a protest/march scheduled. Since its in my back yard, I think I will go, but I want a clever sign, maybe football related. Any suggestions? Was thinking of an Alex Smith tiny hands reference, but that seems lazy.

I feel like there is a joke about can't ban Sanu from the endzone, but I can't quite get there.

Something about the missing Tebow helmet Trump potentially improperly purchased with funds from his charity?

# ? Feb 1, 2017 13:25

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Patriots against Russia
For
Rushing against the Patriots

Alternative:

The only Russian attacker I like
Is Devonta Freeman

howe_sam posted:

Something about the missing Tebow helmet Trump potentially improperly purchased with funds from his charity?

Related:
Putin owns Kraft's ring
And Trump's balls

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 13:48

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

Trump has
smaller hands
than
Alex Smith

E: just now noticed swickles saying this was lame. early morning phone posting :saddowns:

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 14:59

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Bad Moon posted:

Trump Is the Trent Dilfer of Presidents

Me and Chilichimp with the bird gang combo attack

Screeeeeeeee

# ? Feb 1, 2017 15:00

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

shirts and skins posted:

Related:
Putin owns Kraft's ring
And Trump's balls

Its this

# ? Feb 1, 2017 15:01

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

TheChirurgeon posted:

Done.

Hooooooooooooooooly poo poo :eyepop:

Coldforge posted:

"Huginn, Muninn, stop! Those are windows!"

Bad Moon posted:

To gain wisdom, Zimmer the Allfather cast his eye into Maddon's Well. When the act was done, Zimmer the One Eye gasped. "Why did we trade for Sam Bradford?"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 15:11

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

lol

# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:03

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Chichevache posted:

Evil
Slavs have
President's
Nuts

*Turn around sign*

"The Ocho"

Orange
Cheeto we
Hope gets
Osteosarcoma

sean10mm fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:25

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

WE WANT BAMA
for president

# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:34

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Maybe go with "Trump Killed the USFL"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 16:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Thaddius the Large posted:

Maybe go with "Trump Killed the USFL"

"Trump Lied, USFL Died"

# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:37

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Can't even run the USFL

# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:42

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

T*m Br*d* S*pp*rts D*n*ld Tr*mp

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:01

Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

whypick1 posted:

"Trump Lied, USFL Died"

It's this.

I miss you, Joe Cribbs.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:49

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

I really need to get a Bears av, but I have no idea who I would even want in it. drat near everyone currently on the Bears sucks.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:56

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

fishing with the fam posted:

I really need to get a Bears av, but I have no idea who I would even want in it. drat near everyone currently on the Bears sucks.

Probably gonna need one soon too :saddowns:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:54

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

I don't know how neither of you have Don't Carebear as an AV.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:53

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

I'm like 95% sure I've seen someone with that av already. It would very fitting since it exudes the same emotion I feel when I look at the Bears roster.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:56

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fishing with the fam posted:

drat near everyone currently on the Bears sucks.

lovely players make better avs than cool ones. Welcome to the irony age of TFF.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:38

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

fishing with the fam posted:

I really need to get a Bears av, but I have no idea who I would even want in it. drat near everyone currently on the Bears sucks.

jordan howard you motherfucker

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:32

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:10

animeluva1: Aug 9, 2003; Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.

The Washington Post has an article on end zone dances

The article itself is a fun read. But the opening GIF (normally an illustration) is a sight to see. Maybe someone with actual GIF optimizing talent can actually make these work.

Imgur is blocked at work so different image host :ninja:

# ? Feb 2, 2017 17:46

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