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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

no bones about it posted:

I have 2 doggos, they are the best, a catte and a bird. Do I get additional numbers?

:smaug: yes, yes you do. :getin:

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ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Soulex posted:

What about kids? Cause I got two dogs and two kids

You get tax credits for those. You don't get anything more.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I have an adorable cat. That's like 3 points.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I don't trust the loving Irish to mod either.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

holocaust bloopers posted:

I have an adorable cat. That's like 3 points.

Yes. Adorable should be a multiplier.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Order of counting, for rules' sake: winning number > losing numbers (the 2 closest, per OP) > irrelevant number

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I don't know what's going on and I don't care

ASAPI
Apr 20, 2007
I invented the line.

Smiling Jack posted:

I don't know what's going on and I don't care

I thought we were getting swag....

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just announce the numbers, don't go all Star Citizen on us

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Zeris just make me IK, I'll help you make GiP great again.

It'll be yuuuuuuuuge. We will win bigly!

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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP
I live with people who have a dog. Does that count?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Shits about to get twisted as hell, but that's what we're all about here :D

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

32

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

holocaust bloopers posted:

I have an adorable cat. That's like 3 points.

Sup adorable catte buddy.



M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
We're all idiots QED

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

joat mon posted:

Terrible Robot, by confession. Rules said he get a probie, but did not say he was DQed

My only response is that my brutal self-own makes me the true King of Idiots.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i do declare that my first act as IK will be to probate holly boops in six hour blocks for the entire month i am in power

that'll teach him to speak out against me

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redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

My policy as IK will be to probate anyone asking about enlisting for no less than three days, so that they can take a break from posting and think about what they're going to do.

Anyone who returns from their mandatory three day waiting period still wanting to enlist will be put on KP.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

i do declare that my first act as IK will be to probate holly boops in six hour blocks for the entire month i am in power

that'll teach him to speak out against me

i thought you were cool man

I out Two Finger as a fake gipper. He's not uniformed and he's a dirty foreigner.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I enlisted, and that was a mistake.

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
If named as IK, I will tolerate shitposting, allow drunk posting in the police and Air Force threads, and remove the need for tax stamps to purchase suppressors.

A DD-214 will be eligible to be redeemed for a $25,000 tax free grant, in order to stimulate the weed and booze funds of GiPers everywhere.

I will commission a daily pupper thread, which will host original images and gifs of only good dogs. Since all dogs are good dogs, all dogs will be posted in the thread.

I will also host a Drunk Movie thread, where we can gather to drink and watch classic films, such as The Last Detail and Kelly's Heroes.

I will make GiP Great Again.

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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

redneck nazgul posted:

Sup adorable catte buddy.





:3:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i thought you were cool man

I out Two Finger as a fake gipper. He's not uniformed and he's a dirty foreigner.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i thought you were cool man

I out Two Finger as a fake gipper. He's not uniformed and he's a dirty foreigner.

i got accepted to the new zealand navy before i told them to get bent so that makes me smarter than you by about a billion

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

As Idiot King, I pledge to make as many irrational and high/drunk posts as possible while maintaining a high level of hubris.

And sucking robot dick

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Soulex posted:

As Idiot King, I pledge to make as many irrational and high/drunk posts as possible while maintaining a high level of hubris.

And sucking robot dick

I don't think you want to be baloogan

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i'm laughing that we're all making pledges of what we'll do when all we were asked to do is disqualify others

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Two Finger posted:

i'm laughing that we're all making pledges of what we'll do when all we were asked to do is disqualify others

Two Finger will make anime mandatory.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Kuroyama posted:

Two Finger will make anime mandatory.

elmalignererer help me out here

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
All my opponents are in bed with the elite. I'll make ameriGIP great again. All anime will be banned, no foreigners allowed, drunk posting everywhere, abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others. Hail SS-18 SATAN.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Kuroyama posted:

Two Finger will make anime mandatory.

Ban this sick filth

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Soulex posted:

Ban this sick filth

Army, marine and intel guys are allowed to post in here here already

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Soulex posted:

Ban this sick filth

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Two Finger posted:

elmalignererer help me out here

I will make anime great again

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I'm too drunk to deal currently

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mike-o posted:

All my opponents are in bed with the elite. I'll make ameriGIP great again. All anime will be banned, no foreigners allowed, drunk posting everywhere, abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others. Hail SS-18 SATAN.

Finally, someone that isn't afraid to speak his mind.

Zeris posted:

I'm too drunk to deal currently

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Did not see this coming

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Two Finger posted:

i got accepted to the new zealand navy before i told them to get bent so that makes me smarter than you by about a billion

CONGRATS ON BEING ACCEPTED BY A MILITARY, A THING ONLY YOU AND ANY ONE WITH A PULSE HAS ACCOMPLISHED

even if you told them to get bent you're still a foreign Hobbiton sheep toucher

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





maffew buildings posted:

CONGRATS ON BEING ACCEPTED BY A MILITARY, A THING ONLY YOU AND ANY ONE WITH A PULSE HAS ACCOMPLISHED

even if you told them to get bent you're still a foreign Hobbiton sheep toucher

how's that navy career

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
me if I don't become ik

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Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Mike-o posted:

All my opponents are in bed with the elite. I'll make ameriGIP great again. All anime will be banned, no foreigners allowed, drunk posting everywhere, abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others. Hail SS-18 SATAN.

This man would lead us into chaos! Chaos I say!

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