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Das Boo posted:Does anyone have the original floor pizza post? I've been able to piece things vaguely together since, but I'm still seeing it referenced and thought I'd finally get around to reading the initial event. I don't have archives, but Clochette is the legendary poster who married the floor-pizza eater, and her fellow Chris-chan-stalker-turned-husband is The Saurus. He popped into the GBS Graveyard's incel thread to talk about stretching out his wife's vagina with his massive dong. Good people. Here's a quote from Clochette I grabbed from the Gas Chamber: Clochette posted:I'm shocked that you're unfamiliar with this particular bit of GBS lore. Years ago, when my husband first visited me in America, we stayed in a motel and he ordered a pizza. He ate half of it, then left the box under the bed. I woke the next morning to see him pull the box from underneath the bed and consume the remaining pieces of room-temperature pizza. He repeated this when we moved into our apartment.  What a total goonette 
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Feb 1, 2017 04:54
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I don't have archives, but Clochette is the legendary poster who married the floor-pizza eater, and her fellow Chris-chan-stalker-turned-husband is The Saurus. I always have trouble remembering his name for some reason (The Saurus), but when I've seen him post he doesn't exactly come off well. Clochette has always seemed decent to me, especially considering the absolute shitpile dumped on her frequently when she posts.
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They met online while stalking a sonic the hedgehog fanatic. Funny, funky, goony people. e: I would totally accept floor pizza, for the record. Dinosaurmageddon has a new favorite as of 05:07 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Feb 1, 2017 05:04
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:They met online while stalking a sonic the hedgehog fanatic. Well yes, I know, but aside from that.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:08
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I was going to say "stalking a mentally-challenged sonic the hedgehog fanatic" but then again I repeat myself-
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Feb 1, 2017 05:12
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lowtax: sigh....I feel like an outsider.. *tasks minions to handle everything and minces ineffectually.* My first account was back in like 2000 or something and while he was a bigger part of everything back then, he was never like the be all end all of the forums. He'd swing in with a Doom House or Pete Harshnish thing, everyone would love him for it, and then we would all go back to making fun of each other for liking the wrong "Tales of" games.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:14
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bradzilla posted:January 20th: We're making Something Awful Again! Devil's advocate: The man doesn't have to post every single day; he has a life outside of these forums. However, a lot of the stuff he said could be taken as conservative rhetoric. I love the freedom we have on these forums, but like in real life freedom must be tempered with respect and consideration. I don't think moderators should enforce groupthink, but neither should they let bigots and racists feel welcome. For example, if someone thinks "fag" is a fun word to use, that person should be swiftly shown that it is not -- even if they don't think they're hurting anybody, they are adding to the normalization of the word and feeding into the bigoted belief that "fags" are worthy of being mocked. I like Lowtax. I think he's a funny guy, and he's put a lot of time and money into this site, and even as diminished as it is it's still the best community on the internet. I just worry that the future may find this place becoming more toxic as standards are relaxed. The paywall does a wonderful job of keeping away the 4chan-level dipshits, but as time goes on that may not be enough. I don't want to see this place become Tumblr 2: Genderfluid Boogaloo, but neither do I want to see it become Reddit: The Phantom MRAnace.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:25
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I always have trouble remembering his name for some reason (The Saurus), but when I've seen him post he doesn't exactly come off well. Clochette has always seemed decent to me, especially considering the absolute shitpile dumped on her frequently when she posts. Thanks to you and the other goons. I was not aware the pizza was also under a motel bed, where you would be most likely to find a dead body.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:43
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Das Boo posted:Thanks to you and the other goons. I was not aware the pizza was also under a motel bed, where you would be most likely to find a dead body. I can't think of time I've been in a hotel that didn't have boards going all the way to the floor of the beds to keep people from putting things under them. Never tried to slide a pizza under them though, so maybe a plain cheese (the toppings could get stuck on the boards and de-cheese the pizza) may fit under one if the construction was shoddy enough to leave a half inch gap or so between board and floor. I'm gonna need more input on this. Let's start a goon kickstarter and I'll travel the country jamming different types of pizzas under different types of hotel beds.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:48
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Solice Kirsk posted:I can't think of time I've been in a hotel that didn't have boards going all the way to the floor of the beds to keep people from putting things under them. Never tried to slide a pizza under them though, so maybe a plain cheese (the toppings could get stuck on the boards and de-cheese the pizza) may fit under one if the construction was shoddy enough to leave a half inch gap or so between board and floor. I'm gonna need more input on this. Let's start a goon kickstarter and I'll travel the country jamming different types of pizzas under different types of hotel beds. Float the idea to Food Network.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:57
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The Saurus made a post recently about his "first percentile" dick that was the best unintentional self-own I've seen in a while.
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Feb 1, 2017 06:16
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:I was going to say "stalking a mentally-challenged sonic the hedgehog fanatic" but then again I repeat myself- Everyone is doing it, there was even an episode of Sonic Boom mocking chris-chan.  Beige arms!
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Feb 1, 2017 06:38
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du -hast posted:
This poo poo is so embarrassing
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Feb 1, 2017 07:01
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LITERALLY A BIRD: THE DOXXING
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Feb 1, 2017 07:11
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I thought birds of a feather were supposed to flock together.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought birds of a feather were supposed to flock together. You aren't funny
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Feb 1, 2017 07:17
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Solice Kirsk posted:I thought birds of a feather were supposed to flock together. A CRUNK BIRD posted:You aren't funny Hello gentlemen. You rang?
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Feb 1, 2017 07:20
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VendaGoat posted:Hello gentlemen. You rang? You're the grossest creep on the forums
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Feb 1, 2017 07:21
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:You're the grossest creep on the forums Well, I guess you're in good company then.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:22
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VendaGoat posted:Well, I guess you're in good company then. Your life must be so bleak and empty. I pity you
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Feb 1, 2017 07:24
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What the gently caress is going on in this thread right now
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Feb 1, 2017 07:28
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Kelp Me! posted:What the gently caress is going on in this thread right now Peruse the selfie and cosplay threads right here in PYF sometime and maybe you'll understand
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Feb 1, 2017 07:34
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Kelp Me! posted:What the gently caress is going on in this thread right now Looks like the start of a great saga.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:35
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I still don't think its one of the greatest sagas of SA though.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:36
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Peruse the selfie and cosplay threads right here in PYF sometime and maybe you'll understand No thanks those threads are probably full of creepy weirdos fawning over other goons, and I get that's probably exactly what you're talking about but it's making GBS threads up this thread something fierce
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Kelp Me! posted:No thanks those threads are probably full of creepy weirdos fawning over other goons, and I get that's probably exactly what you're talking about but it's making GBS threads up this thread something fierce
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still don't think its one of the greatest sagas of SA though. Give it time. This one guy is trying very hard.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:42
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VendaGoat posted:Give it time. This one guy is trying very hard. VendaGoat posted:Like Zoinks, Boobs....I mean Scoob! It took me 30 seconds to find a terrible gross post you wrote
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Feb 1, 2017 07:50
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:It took me 30 seconds to find a terrible gross post you wrote Now post as Kelp Me!
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Feb 1, 2017 07:51
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VendaGoat posted:Now post as Kelp Me! Stop posting
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Feb 1, 2017 07:52
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OldTennisCourt posted:Anyone remember that thread that was essentially everyone talking about a make believe Ducktales MMO? It was great because everyone worked together perfectly and made it sound so real, with poo poo about class systems, locations, PVP etc, that every page there was at least one person begging for a link to the game. this sounds fun, someone pls find it
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Feb 1, 2017 07:57
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Stop posting Nice meltdown.
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Feb 1, 2017 08:04
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Nice meltdown. Thanks
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Powaqoatse posted:this sounds fun, someone pls find it Just go into Games and ask about F*R*I*E*N*D*S: True Friends. You'll sort of get the same thing.
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Guy Mann posted:To be fair trying to argue that the site had become "too liberal" and instituting a widespread moderation coup in response to that just days before Trump's inauguration was some really, really unfortunate timing in hindsight. Especially right on the heels of saying we should be more like Kiwifarms only to have them doxx a bunch of our users and then shut down. Is this the false news I've been hearing about? Screaming Idiot posted:Devil's advocate: The man doesn't have to post every single day; he has a life outside of these forums. Well, I have good news for you because he never said people should be shielded from criticism, only that they should not be automatically banned or personally insulted / dogpiled by shitposters. He also never said that SA should be like kiwifarms, he said that even kiwifarms produces more content like photoshops that should be SA's forte, and that it's time to do something about that. Of course cretins made sure to twist everything he ever posted on this topic to fuel outrage. steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 08:36 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Feb 1, 2017 08:28
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Stop posting Yeah that's what I'd say to you, alright
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The Kelp Me/Crunk Bird/Venda Goat complex triangle of love and rivalries that apparently exists for some reason is my new favorite saga.
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FactsAreUseless posted:The Kelp Me/Crunk Bird/Venda Goat complex triangle of love and rivalries that apparently exists for some reason is my new favorite saga. In a Hitchcockian twist, it turns out they're the same person!
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