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Martha Stewart Undying posted:once you become a lady of a certain age you too will succumb to the clarion call of jimmy buffet.
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:i am a HUGE lard rear end and my rambunctious folds trail along the ground behind me like a bridal train. you absolute fool all im hearing is that youre halfway there to margaritaville.
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Feb 1, 2017 08:34
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enjoy ur pilgrimage to florida
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Feb 1, 2017 08:39
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stone cold posted:enjoy ur pilgrimage to florida https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIkMeaAfIRw
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Feb 1, 2017 08:59
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i just wanted to say, death to america
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Feb 1, 2017 09:01
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*americans, in horror* but what about all the other places well, death to them too, but America First
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V. Illych L. posted:i just wanted to say, death to america https://twitter.com/kinablog/status/826682398859341828
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V. Illych L. posted:America First thats the problem right now tho
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V. Illych L. posted:*americans, in horror* but what about all the other places Our nukes are faster. 
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Feb 1, 2017 09:20
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:all im hearing is that youre halfway there to margaritaville.
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Feb 1, 2017 09:23
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:my breasts inflate one by one. "oval office" burp the nipples, not at you specifically but just in general since you didnt specify how many breasts im imagining this 
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Feb 1, 2017 09:25
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how can my monitor be off i'm on a laptop??
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Feb 1, 2017 10:03
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Which member of your host of boobs is your favorite?
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Feb 1, 2017 10:05
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that would be like naming my favourite star in the sky
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:that would be like naming my favourite star in the sky so the shiniest one that kind of pulses
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:so the shiniest one that kind of pulses  my nipples are reflected in his eyes
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Feb 1, 2017 10:21
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Archconservative goober likes bad people and their opinions, news at 11.
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Chelb posted:goathub
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Feb 1, 2017 10:45
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Hollismason posted:Gin is better than Vodka Gin and Juche posted:both are true Mustached Demon posted:I agree. Gin and tonics good. ah the secret dadchat idiot cabal has finally struck
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Horseshoe theory posted:Archconservative goober likes bad people and their opinions, news at 11.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:ah the secret dadchat idiot cabal has finally struck vodka is acceptable to two groups, underaged students who want to get drunk on soda mixed drinks where they can't taste any alcohol, and downtrodden people with an excess of potatoes and crippling depression
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cinci zoo sniper posted:ah the secret dadchat idiot cabal has finally struck everclear or go home how's that for idiots 
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stone cold posted:everclear or go home
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Feb 1, 2017 11:45
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http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/ good rear end web site
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Martha Stewart Undying posted:since you didnt specify how many breasts im imagining this Those aren't boobs. She's merely trying to hold all these limes. GhostofJohnMuir posted:vodka is acceptable to two groups, underaged students who want to get drunk on soda mixed drinks where they can't taste any alcohol, and downtrodden people with an excess of potatoes and crippling depression The latter could be true of most of us.
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RODNEY THE RACEHOR posted:my mum is playing jimmy buffett for some reason and i'm spiralling into madness like someone from lovecraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo
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https://twitter.com/sunny_hundal/status/826785470189273088 Germany starting a world war from the moral high ground would be a nice change of pace
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The Muppets On PCP posted:and parrotheads
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My progression through my liquor cabinet settled into whiskey/rye/bourbon then vodka then gin then rum then finally tequila (though usually I would go back to the store somewhere in the vodka-gin-rum zone). I gave up on scotch. Recently though I've been having tequila even when other options were around pretty exciting! Will keep everyone updated!
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:potato, potato
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ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring potato phone
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yes hello one order of drunk slaves, please coming right up
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