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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE I lol every time I see that this video was posted 26 Nov 2012 and Trump's official announcement to run for president was in 2015. The onion was pretty spot-on in this video.
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thathonkey posted:once youre that rich/powerful youd just get administered injections custom prepared for you every morning by your private doctor just like hitler did nah he was definitely snorting stuff before the debates. remember when he dry humped a chair mid debate lol
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Feb 1, 2017 15:36
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Imagine the monkey paw curse of being a huge narcissist and get elected POTUS, but also being the least popular POTUS from the get-go. lol!
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lilljonas posted:Imagine the monkey paw curse of being a huge narcissist and get elected POTUS, but also being the least popular POTUS from the get-go. lol! I'm imagining this scenario and to be frank, it's making me lol like hell.
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lilljonas posted:Imagine the monkey paw curse of being a huge narcissist and get elected POTUS, but also being the least popular POTUS from the get-go. lol! This idea was posted forever ago in c spam and it's the neatest explanation I've heard for the state of things: Donald Trump wished upon a monkey's paw that Hillary would not become president
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Feb 1, 2017 15:58
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Jose posted:remember when he dry humped a chair mid debate lol the sexy little wooden bitch was asking for it
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Feb 1, 2017 16:02
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Lol, my company intranet has a topic about, "President Donald Trump signed a travel ban...." talking about not knowing what will happen to our business.
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Feb 1, 2017 16:59
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Jose posted:he's definitely got dementia and he's just started Isn't he about as old as Reagan when he took office? Lol he's gonna have to wear ear plugs to stop his brains leaking out within a couple years. edit: assuming that he doesn't already do that, which he might. lol
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Feb 1, 2017 17:15
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Lol pretty soon a bunch of poor kids are going to go to fake online schools while the chairmen of those fake schools make bank.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:11
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Anyone down to start a phony charter school? Here's some good names we could use: Prosperity United The Promise School Rise Up Academy Brighter Tomorrow The Jumpstart Initiative
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Feb 1, 2017 18:14
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I hope Trump issues an EO soon making it official that he is The Greatest President With the Biggest Hands and Dick
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every fuckin' day I turn on NPR on my drive in and I lol at the fact it just keeps getting worse I need to start investing in Big Back-alley Abortions, I think that's going to be a booming industry here soon and yeah charter schools lmao
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Code Jockey posted:every fuckin' day I turn on NPR on my drive in and I lol at the fact it just keeps getting worse Hi, broker? Id like to buy 100 shares of M&B Hangers. What? It's not a public company? But they're the only fully domestic hanger company in the US!
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Feb 1, 2017 18:27
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Code Jockey posted:every fuckin' day I turn on NPR on my drive in and I lol at the fact it just keeps getting worse oh right they're going to defund NPR aren't they lol
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Oscar Wild posted:Hi, broker? Id like to buy 100 shares of M&B Hangers. What? It's not a public company? But they're the only fully domestic hanger company in the US! I wonder if it's possible to short-sell women's rights, that seems like a good path to early retirement Flesh Forge posted:oh right they're going to defund NPR aren't they lol lol can't wait till my local NPR becomes 94.9 KEAG, THE EAGLE, bringing you today's top real news stories without lieberal biases
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Feb 1, 2017 18:35
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lol ive been thinking "something has to give" for months now but trump keeps on trumpin up the dial
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Code Jockey posted:I need to start investing in Big Back-alley Abortions, I think that's going to be a booming industry here soon The first 10 pages or so would be disclaimers that some methods have a low success rate or may get you killed or permanently injured.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:37
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Im lollin everyday. gently caress this gay Earth, gently caress you got mine, smoke em while they are still legal, etc What a time to be alive.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:45
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Code Jockey posted:I wonder if it's possible to short-sell women's rights, that seems like a good path to early retirement You probably can, but you have to think outside the box. Like investing in stairs, although that contains risk of glorious leader's known fear of stairs.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:56
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I hope the nuclear hellfire wipes us out before I hit retirement age
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Code Jockey posted:I wonder if it's possible to short-sell women's rights, that seems like a good path to early retirement You could just research what public companies are involved in workplace equality, abortion, etc.. But enriching yourself on other people's suffering is a huge dick move. Dear Leader Trump would be proud.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wa...igher-ed-panel/ lol
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Moola posted:I hope the nuclear hellfire wipes us out before I hit retirement age Retirement age? There is no such thing. Once you are no longer productive you'll be shipped a special pill and told to honor your country with one final sacrifice.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:29
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He doesn't know that Frederick Douglass, a man who died in 1895, is dead.  https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/826821967617593345
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Niwrad posted:He doesn't know that Frederick Douglass, a man who died in 1895, is dead. His entire black history speech was "I got many votes. So many votes. Also media, very mean to me. Ben carson is black and i talk to him!"
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Feb 1, 2017 19:41
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conservapedia's article on Trump is funny because they clearly haven't decided what their editorial opinion of him is; some bits do the usual slavish hero-worship of public figures deemed conservative, other bits make it clear they don't think he's all thatquote:On June 16, 2015, he declared his candidacy for the Republican nomination in the 2016 presidential election.[5] Unlike most other U.S presidential candidates, Trump sharply criticizes the media and talks about issues that no elected official dares touch. For example, Trump stands up against feminists, unlike most politicians. In another example, in 2011 Trump persistently doubted whether Barack Obama had been born in the United States, which caused Obama's approval ratings to drop below 40% until Obama finally caved in to Trump and produced what Obama claimed was his birth certificate. Trump then scoffed at Obama's conduct. quote:Homosexual agenda quote:The day after being elected president, Trump released a solidly conservative agenda for his first 100 days in office, even though ending the legalized murder of the unborn was not on the agenda.[104]
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Feb 1, 2017 19:44
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President Trump told the Senate on Wednesday to "go nuclear" and eliminate Democratic filibuster rights if that's what it takes to confirm Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch. "I would say, it's up to Mitch, but I would say 'go for it,' " Trump told reporters, referring to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky. lol all of trumps yes men, paging all of trumps yes men, needed on the senate floor, be there or be FIRED.* *smeared or worse into resignation.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:53
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The guy who joked about wanting to have his mistress abort his daughter Tiffany "gave the strongest endorsement of the pro-life position of any presidential nominee in history" according to those morons.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:56
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Toadvine posted:Uh, gently caress yea Dwayne Elizando Mt Dew Comancho looks like a pro pick against most American presidents Camacho was one of the most effective fictional presidents of all time. There was one guy in a world gone retarded that could solve their farming problem and Comacho found him and implemented his recommended protocols. That's solid leadership right there.
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Feb 1, 2017 21:26
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Tumble posted:Camacho was one of the most effective fictional presidents of all time. There was one guy in a world gone retarded that could solve their farming problem and Comacho found him and implemented his recommended protocols. That's solid leadership right there. He also shut up his critics effectivelY and with extreme prejudice 
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Tumble posted:Camacho was one of the most effective fictional presidents of all time. There was one guy in a world gone retarded that could solve their farming problem and Comacho found him and implemented his recommended protocols. That's solid leadership right there. Can't argue with results.
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Toadvine posted:He also shut up his critics effectivelY and with extreme prejudice I would forgive... some things... if Trump opened the state of the union by firing an m-249 saw into the air. take a lol because i just remembered that trump is obliged to deliver a sotu address and who knows what even kind of clown circus that will be.
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Yes Jerry loving Falwell should be in any sort of leadership position w/r/t education. lol
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tao of lmao posted:Yes Jerry loving Falwell should be in any sort of leadership position w/r/t education. thinking of how your country is going to be feeling that one for like 20+ years easy has sent me full into lol-lol-land
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