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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Trying to get my 6 to last till I can get an 8 but the speaker is getting pretty scratchy :ohdear:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 17:56

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 00:57

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I'm just running out of goddamned storage on my 5S, works perfectly fine for everything I do with the damned thing otherwise.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 18:54

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Trying to get my 6 to last till I can get an 8 but the speaker is getting pretty scratchy

I'll get you an 8 inch

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:13

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

lite_sleepr posted:

I'll get you an 8 inch

4 2-inchers dont count

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:14

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

lite_sleepr posted:

I'll get you an 8 inch

:bigtran:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:18

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

lite_sleepr posted:

I'll get you an 8 inch

Speaking from personal experience, you'll get it home and realize that it's actually a 5 inch :saddowns:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

The 8 had better not look like poo poo.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:28

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Speaking from personal experience, you'll get it home and realize that it's actually a 5 inch

Please tell me this was Gunny human being. :allears:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:32

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

redneck nazgul posted:

Please tell me this was Gunny human being.

no this was like 90% of the guys i hooked up with

"yeah, I'm like 7 inches cut :smug:

"

get him in bed, it's smaller than mine

" :what:

"

edit: and I'm just going to say that size really doesn't matter as long as you're not bad at sex. In fact some of my worst lays were dudes that were hung, like they thought because it was big they didn't have to be good at using it :jerkbag:

Ask your wives/lady friends they will confirm.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:34

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Guys I went full Apple this weekend. Upgraded to an iPhone 7 Plus and got them Apple AirPods.

I hate to admit this: I'm seriously happy with the AirPods. They seamlessly transition from my phone to laptop and sound pretty good. Also the battery life is dope.

Airpods are great. I have them too.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:00

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

no this was like 90% of the guys i hooked up with

"yeah, I'm like 7 inches cut "

get him in bed, it's smaller than mine

""

edit: and I'm just going to say that size really doesn't matter as long as you're not bad at sex. In fact some of my worst lays were dudes that were hung, like they thought because it was big they didn't have to be good at using it

Ask your wives/lady friends they will confirm.

It's true, everyone likes my little dick

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:18

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

Dick Chat 2017: I'm at least 7 inches, limp

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:27

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Its not how much you have, its how you use it

_{I am not well endowed}

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:35

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpDmwPoJiiQ&t=62s

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:38

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Do AirPods have noticeable latency? I couldn't stand the Bluetooth headphones I tried since the sound would lag behind games and videos by up to a full second.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:44

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Rad Lieutenant posted:

It's true, everyone likes my little dick

Again confusion over Mr/Mrs Beanie

# ? Feb 1, 2017 20:55

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

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# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:18

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

lite_sleepr posted:

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noice

# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:33

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I'm gonna generous and say my weeny is 6 inches long.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:50

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

Airpods are great. I have them too.

Whaddup Apple hipster bro :respek:

Buca di Bepis posted:

Do AirPods have noticeable latency? I couldn't stand the Bluetooth headphones I tried since the sound would lag behind games and videos by up to a full second.

None that I've seen. My Jaybirds had latency issues with videos. AirPods are nearly flawless connection-wise.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 21:53

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

lite_sleepr posted:

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holy poo poo

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:13

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Buca di Bepis posted:

Do AirPods have noticeable latency? I couldn't stand the Bluetooth headphones I tried since the sound would lag behind games and videos by up to a full second.

No, but they weirdly cut out for split seconds at a time when I'm crossing the street. They look a little silly. They're otherwise drat near perfect.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:19

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

Airpods are great. I have them too.

I just can't justify spending that much on some ear buds.

What makes them worth $159 that I shouldn't just spent a few more dollars for some wireless over ear headphones?

The iPhone is my only Apple product if that makes any difference.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:22

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Wait, isn't the DoD already full of a bunch of fruitcakes with bongs and dildos?

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:39

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

TBeats posted:

I just can't justify spending that much on some ear buds.

What makes them worth $159 that I shouldn't just spent a few more dollars for some wireless over ear headphones?

The iPhone is my only Apple product if that makes any difference.

Seamless connection to Apple products and the complete lack of wires. Battery life too is a huge plus. You can accomplish the same thing with other products but they won't function as perfectly as AirPods do. They also might not fit you.

I've gone running and weight lifting with them. They don't budge.

As for the looks, they don't look any goofier than other wireless earbuds to me.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:39

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Are they the same hard plastic as regular apple earbuds?

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:40

lite_sleepr: Jun 3, 2003

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm gonna generous and say my weeny is 6 inches long.

Gotta measure from the balls

Plantronics backbeats are the best around ear Bluetooth headphones out there. Get them.

lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Feb 1, 2017

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:44

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

lite_sleepr posted:

Gotta measure from the balls

Yup. You only count what goes in :smuggo:

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:45

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Godholio posted:

Are they the same hard plastic as regular apple earbuds?

Yea. They're about 99% similar to the EarPods. They sound a little better, though.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:53

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

CommieGIR posted:

Wait, isn't the DoD already full of a bunch of fruitcakes with bongs and dildos?

ahaha holy gently caress

# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:00

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

CommieGIR posted:

Yup. You only count what goes in

If you try hard enough you can get the balls in.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 22:59

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

LingcodKilla posted:

If you try hard enough you can get the balls in.

Seen this in a porno... or several.

Don't judge me.

# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:29

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

TBeats posted:

Seen this in a porno... or several.

Don't judge me.

BOOYAAAAAAAAH

# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:35

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

BOOYAAAAAAAAH

goddamn just thinking about that clip makes me laugh uncontrollably

# ? Feb 1, 2017 23:41

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

BOOYAAAAAAAAH

My fuckin hero.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:01

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

BOOYAAAAAAAAH

# ? Feb 2, 2017 00:56

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Oh poo poo new Expanse tonight :peanut:

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:47

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Oh poo poo new Expanse tonight

Is it streaming anywhere?

# ? Feb 2, 2017 01:54

LostCosmonaut: Feb 15, 2014

I really ought to try that series sometime, everyone who sees it tells me it's good.

Also, loving space.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:00

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CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

CommieGIR posted:

Wait, isn't the DoD already full of a bunch of fruitcakes with bongs and dildos?

Dildos, yes, but a bong in the barracks will cause near daily whiz quizzes until the culprit tests positive for something.

You might be thinking hookahs. Hookah: the middle eastern way to pass around the flu.

# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:02

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