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Not a single chili in that chili, but at least he has green bell pepper.
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What is in Mccormick's chili seasoning? Chili Pepper And Other Spices (Including Paprika, Cumin), Enriched Wheat Flour (Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Onion, Salt, Corn Maltodextrin, Sugar, Garlic, And Extractives Of Cumin. http://www.mccormick.com/spices-and-flavors/herbs-and-spices/spices/chili-powder Chili Pepper, Spices, Salt, Silicon Dioxide (Added To Make Free Flowing), And Garlic Will those things kill you? No. I just prefer to not have fillers that come in pre mixed spice ingredients. But I guess they add them because it helps to thicken up the sauce. fishing with the fam posted:Not a single chili in that chili, but at least he has green bell pepper. True. I don't use tomatoes when I make chili. I use dried chilis that I toast up and blend them up with water, onion, garlic and spices. Bonzo fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Feb 1, 2017 04:53
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Bonzo posted:What is in Mccormick's chili seasoning? 
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Bonzo posted:What is in Mccormick's chili seasoning? dude thats a loving sweet av
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Junk posted:i bet the guy who made this is really cool Cool enough to have an entire website full of them. http://www.cookingcomically.com/
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Feb 1, 2017 05:07
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Bonzo posted:What is in Mccormick's chili seasoning? we all must choose our battles
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Feb 1, 2017 05:25
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Madcosby posted:we all must choose our battles Very true. Anyway, may I submit *.* https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/
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It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more than chili and anger. To that end, I have decided to share my own favorite chili recipe with the lot of you, so that you may convert your shame and anger into chili and anger. In this way, I am the best humanitarian who has ever or will ever live. I'm going to be breaking a few sacred chili rules here. Too bad; I apologize to no one. Ingredients: 1 & 1/2 to 2 lbs of ground PORK (perfect way to uncover Jews) 2 packages of french onion soup mix (be prepared for your chili to surrender) 2 tablespoons of chili powder (less if you're a baby, more if you're a man) 4 teaspoons of ground cumin (omit this and I will devour your soul) 1 teaspoon of black pepper (slightly racist) 1/2 teaspoon of salt (or none if you're heaving a heart attack right now) 6 ejaculations (squirts) of Tabasco sauce 1 21-ounce can of red beans and 1 21-ounce can of black beans (I have a dream) 2 6-ounce cans of tomato paste with garlic (regular tomato paste = you're an rear end in a top hat) 2 8-ounce cans of tomato sauce (real men need more than just paste) 1 yellow, orange or red pepper, chopped up (green peppers are Satan's taint) 1 package of sliced mushrooms (yes, you can slice your own mushrooms, smartass) Instructions: Put the meat in a huge chili pot and brown it over medium heat Add 4 cups of water and the french onion soup mix. Stir and let simmer for 10 minutes Stir in the spices and the Tabasco and simmer for another minute or two Add the beans, the mushrooms and the chopped pepper Turn to low and let simmer for at least 20 minutes, 40 is better, stirring every 5-10 Call your mother and tell her she's not allowed to hug you anymore And that's it, you're done. You just went from a pathetic, flaccid pushover to a chili-chewing boner-owner in about an hour. Your life will thank me. Who's next? Don't even think about posting a recipe with corn in it. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Feb 1, 2017 05:35
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I'm going to need microbrew recommendations for your chili recipes and also tell me about your weird dreams and
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Feb 1, 2017 05:39
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It is my firm belief that man can subsist on nothing more than chili and anger. they should use this copy pasta to test blood pressure
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Feb 1, 2017 06:37
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 ENRICHED WHAT FLOUR CORN MALTODEXTRIN I bet those are wheats and corns are GMO even.
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Feb 1, 2017 06:48
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Tabasco and mushrooms in chili, but no corn? Get hosed.
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Feb 1, 2017 06:54
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Lmao at being all self righteous about throwing a packet of premixed spices only to reveal a bunch of jars. Buy / grow some fresh spices you gently caress-up.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:31
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Bonzo posted:Very true. This is a dark and dreary rabbit hole to get lost in, holy poo poo.
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Feb 1, 2017 07:43
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calling people trashy is classism
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Streak posted:Tabasco and mushrooms in chili, but no corn? Get hosed. Corn sucks rear end, you get loving hosed
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Feb 1, 2017 09:40
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seeya in 10 pages guys when you've all finally shut the gently caress up about chilli
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Bolognese>chilli
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Is that a tumor?
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Feb 1, 2017 17:26
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nah i still freak out on good molly
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Feb 1, 2017 18:13
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It's hard to pick the most obnoxious thing about that loving chili image but I think the "2am" poo poo takes the cake. Is the idea you start at 2am? Way too much work, takes "as many hours as you got" by its own admission. Do you eat it at 2am? I mean I guess that would work but nothing about this screams post-midnight snack to me.
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Feb 1, 2017 18:48
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I pick "Rawf".
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Turpitude posted:We watched The Name of the Rose in grade 8. which is a not very tantalizing movie, and then our teacher made a big show of skipping over a graphic sex scene in the middle. So of course when we broke for lunch I rewound it and watched the juicy bits with a dozen other guys and gals. Then we paused it at a fun bit and let the teacher start it up at that spot for the whole class.
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Feb 1, 2017 19:33
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You're all getting sent to the cornfield
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So he's roleplaying as a guy who didn't get a date for prom and stayed home?
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Bonzo posted:Very true. https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/ is better. NWS, obviously.
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Zahgaegun posted:I pick "Rawf". Your missing out. I have to tell you.
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Just lol if you aren't ethically sourcing your herbs and spices from their country of origin, flying there and sampling each harvest yourself before packaging buying fuckin scrub poo poo 2am chili spice buying bitcb
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kazr posted:Just lol if you aren't ethically sourcing your herbs and spices from their country of origin, flying there and sampling each harvest yourself before packaging buying fuckin scrub poo poo 2am chili spice buying bitcb LOL if you don't have Enrique do that for you.
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL if you don't have Enrique do that for you. LOL if you don't have an entire corporation that handles gathering and packing your spices into handy little packets
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apparently the facebook image search is Really Good https://twitter.com/henkvaness/status/827447895356035072 https://twitter.com/henkvaness/status/827447780616577024
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https://twitter.com/Ar0xA/status/826484527388381184
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Apparently the way toilet paper lies drives people insane, Ann Landers/ Abbey Buren said it was the #1 topic they heard about from their readers
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having toilet paper unroll in the front is correct. having it unroll in the back requires me to put extra effort into grabbing a piece. I may as well check the toilet paper roll for testicular cancer
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