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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
AIDS.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I think it looks a lot like sporotrichosis.
Isn't that the dude from LazyTown?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
The only thing I learned from Lazy Town is how to bake a cake with T-Pain

INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Feb 1, 2017

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


You would know, Indiana Rhyno.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

14 BAR RIFF posted:

The only thing I learned from Lazy Town is how to bake a cake with T-Pain

Dont you mean Lil Wayne?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
I loving love this song.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Seminal Flu posted:

You would know, Indiana Rhyno.

I am an expert in certain areas.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

It is entirely possible I got them confused considering that they both have two syllables in their name

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Well at least the sores are in fact plainly visible in photos this time around. Don't suppose you're able to get a clinic or something to look at them?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Doctors appt booked for thursday already. I admit I was wrong about a great many things, but I've always known there's been something hanging around that wasnt right and wasn't going away, it just sucks that the symptoms of te issue were understandably hard to sell given the situation

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


... thats lil jon. How the gently caress are all of you so bad at this?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I went outside without a shirt once and instantly was struck blind :(

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Also god drat you get some looks playing that link over aux in while sitting in front of a 711 in a red bug

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Cop Porn Popper posted:

... thats lil jon. How the gently caress are all of you so bad at this?

...... Whats the difference? They all sound just as sexist as each other to me

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



I'll have you know Lil Jon is a national treasure.

https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Midjack posted:

I'll have you know Lil Jon is a national treasure.

https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU

https://youtu.be/XCawU6BE8P8 :colbert:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
My god. He did it. He loving made America great again



I found this out when driving an incredibly cute girl to get a radiator for her Taurus, and she also bought all the parts no questions asked for some other minor jobs, paid me cash in advance without me even bringing it up, and mentioned on the ride back how much she loves hanging out at pick n pull even though she doesnt know anything about cars she just likes yard crawling







Now fukken watch how I gently caress this one up :q:

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

My god. He did it. He loving made America great again



I found this out when driving an incredibly cute girl to get a radiator for her Taurus, and she also bought all the parts no questions asked for some other minor jobs, paid me cash in advance without me even bringing it up, and mentioned on the ride back how much she loves hanging out at pick n pull even though she doesnt know anything about cars she just likes yard crawling

Now fukken watch how I gently caress this one up :q:

:getin:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Sorry, but all I can see is that loving sign taunting me with it being all fancy and closing at 8 on sunday. :argh:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The universe doesn't hate you that much.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Ask her what she thinks about Nebraska in the springtime.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Nighthand posted:

Ask her what she thinks about Nebraska in the springtime.

Will you be my Valentine?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Now fukken watch how I gently caress this one up :q:

Show her your scrote scabs.

Also I apparently had a saved message draft in this thread, it read "1400f trumpster fire" somehow not any less relevant now.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

cakesmith handyman posted:

Show her your scrote scabs.

Also I apparently had a saved message draft in this thread, it read "1400f trumpster fire" somehow not any less relevant now.

Moreso now, nothing gets a woman hot and bothered like watching a guy she pretty much met the night before show up and prep for surgery by slapping on the nytrils and absolutely destroying a family sized bag of taco bell while chain smoking and swearing.



Per facebook: Ford Tore-rear end

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Also I'm pretty sure I got hit by Crowcean's Eleven when a crack tacticaw insertion team managed to pair up and together make off with an entire taco in wrapper and actually achieving escape velocity and flying it out with the wrapper slung like a hammock between them

I can't even be mad

Astonishing Wang
Nov 3, 2004
I'm sorry you missed out on that taco but that seems like one of those things to tell the grandkids about someday!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Help retain new customers as long term satisfied repeat business with these simple tips for ensuring the customer leaves happy, and stays happy. Always take the time to explain thoroughly the work being performed, taking care to phrase it in ways they can understand easily, without intimidating them with walls of impenetrable technical jargon or creating a situation they feel they are being talked down to. Make sure the customer feels their car is being serviced by a competent, confident professional, and help avoid angry come backs and defuse frustrating missued deadlines and take time to outline any potential issues arising from major servicing. Sometimes an aging vehicle can have cascading component failures, and forewarned is foreskinned against misunderstandings and having the customer unsatisfied with the quality of repairs performed under your care.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

A cute girl who drives a first gen SHO in 2017? Nope do not believe it.

HandlingByJebus
Jun 21, 2009

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world, so there was only one thing I could do:
was ding a ding dang, my dang a long racecar.

It's a love affair. Mainly jebus, and my racecar.

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Help retain new customers as long term satisfied repeat business with these simple tips for ensuring the customer leaves happy, and stays happy. Always take the time to explain thoroughly the work being performed, taking care to phrase it in ways they can understand easily, without intimidating them with walls of impenetrable technical jargon or creating a situation they feel they are being talked down to. Make sure the customer feels their car is being serviced by a competent, confident professional, and help avoid angry come backs and defuse frustrating missued deadlines and take time to outline any potential issues arising from major servicing. Sometimes an aging vehicle can have cascading component failures, and forewarned is foreskinned against misunderstandings and having the customer unsatisfied with the quality of repairs performed under your care.



Well don't leave us in suspense.

Is there a kind and loving god or not?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Well that's a second gen and the Vulcan so the questionable life choices that led her to that bodes well for 14's odds.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
I took a Hunter Green manual SHO to my senior prom. I also took a homeless guy who worked with me at the detail shop in it to a liquor store so he could get supplies for me (we were friends). He was much more impressed with the SHO than my bitch of a girlfriend. This was 1995 just for reference.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

HandlingByJebus posted:

Well don't leave us in suspense.

Is there a kind and loving god or not?

Gott ist todt.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

14 BAR RIFF posted:

Gott ist todt.

I hope u and honey get together

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

angryrobots posted:

A cute girl who drives a first gen SHO in 2017? Nope do not believe it.

The first gen SHO looked had a second gen front clip and a Vulcan? :stare:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Feb 2, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
It was a stock factory 1994 Vulkomatic Taurus GL sedan, cloth interior, manual locks, power windows, manual control A/C, factory tape deck, analogue dash. Basic as it gets. Popped the radiator, has coolant seepage at the timing gasket, needs rear wheel cylinders and shoes. Needs spark plugs too but eh. As routine as it possibly loving gets.



Up until the newest episode of 'Spot the Crow foot' cones out, that is.





gileadexile
Jul 20, 2012

Wish my Grand Cherokee was as clean under hood as that Taurus. gently caress roadsalt and the municipalities that use it as a crutch instead of weeding out the unroadworthy.



Me, IRL, when there is deep snow and I'm driving to work at 11:45 PM.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It was a stock factory 1994 Vulkomatic Taurus GL sedan, cloth interior, manual locks, power windows, manual control A/C, factory tape deck, analogue dash. Basic as it gets. Popped the radiator, has coolant seepage at the timing gasket, needs rear wheel cylinders and shoes. Needs spark plugs too but eh. As routine as it possibly loving gets.

Did it have a clock? My 86 didn't have a clock. :P

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

CharlesM posted:

Did it have a clock? My 86 didn't have a clock. :P

When we're doing exploration work, we drive around in these mad Landcruiser 70 Series utes. They literally go anywhere and are indestructible and they cost us around $80k AUD new.

Things 80k gets you:

4.5L turbo diesel V8
Mine safety kit including full lights, winch, isolator switches and rollcage
Bullbar
Aluminium tray
Cabin and engine bay fire extinguishers
CD player with AUX in

Things 80k does not get you:

A clock.

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

14 BAR RIFF posted:

It was a stock factory 1994 Vulkomatic Taurus GL sedan, cloth interior, manual locks, power windows, manual control A/C, factory tape deck, analogue dash. Basic as it gets. Popped the radiator, has coolant seepage at the timing gasket, needs rear wheel cylinders and shoes. Needs spark plugs too but eh. As routine as it possibly loving gets.

It has AC and a tape deck, that's a few options above above "basic as it gets" for a 1994 GL. :colbert:

Next you're gonna say it actually has the optional rear window defroster.

CharlesM posted:

Did it have a clock? My 86 didn't have a clock. :P

I'm almost positive all 2nd gens had a clock, but it wasn't built into the radio - it was a separate piece on the dash.

e: meh, I know it was sarcasm, but sperg kicked in

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 10:15 on Feb 2, 2017

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