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The Ralph impression sucked and was unfunny but I do love hearing the stories about how he stole 100 dollars or threw up at Howards house. I get the feeling that everyone hates Ralph.
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I forget if I or someone else posted it here but if you want to hear Artie being funny recently he was on a podcast with Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia and some other guy I've never heard of who had a mental breakdown and it was fantastic. Those 3 are loving funny. Edit: I think I just posted it in the o&a thread https://youtu.be/tT1H-3L86jo
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Feb 2, 2017 19:42
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Is this Mario person an actual child, or does he have Andy Milonakis syndrome or something? I'm having trouble imagining parents who would allow their child to spend any amount of time with Artie for any reason.
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Feb 2, 2017 19:49
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YeahTubaMike posted:Andy Milonakis syndrome or something That one. https://www.google.com/#q=mario+bosco He's pretty annoying. At least Artie always rips on him. beep by grandpa posted:I forget if I or someone else posted it here but if you want to hear Artie being funny recently he was on a podcast with Jim Norton, Anthony Cumia and some other guy I've never heard of who had a mental breakdown and it was fantastic. Those 3 are loving funny. The two recent podcast episodes Artie had with Jackie are also hilarious, because most of the time they make fun of Stuttering John running for Senate.
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Feb 2, 2017 19:53
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Holy poo poo! I thought that was an actual kid in the studio with Artie.
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Feb 2, 2017 19:59
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BobbyK posted:The Ralph impression sucked and was unfunny but I do love hearing the stories about how he stole 100 dollars or threw up at Howards house. I get the feeling that everyone hates Ralph. I laughed at the at times thinly veiled, at times outright blatant accusations about Ralph's sexuality and how that plays into his relationship with Howard, and any evidence that may exist of it that is used as blackmail.
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Feb 2, 2017 20:11
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I also just got the part where Artie is making GBS threads on Adam Carolla and that's pretty funny. "He's the Lou Gehrig of podcasting. Maybe he'll die of Adam Corlla's disease"
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Feb 2, 2017 20:28
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I laughed when he was making jokes about his movie Beer League. He even made some guy's obituary funny.
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Feb 2, 2017 20:30
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I love that his collar isn't even buttoned to his shirt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wqiUgR3xAc
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Feb 2, 2017 20:31
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I'm pretty sure the Ralph stealing $100 thing made it on Stern when it happened, but I never heard about the barf in the drying thing. There was that one story about Artie giving him $300 in "emergency cash" to get back to Howard's house only to have him catch a ride back to his own apartment and pocket the money. But man, Artie is so bitter. He has already burned so many bridges and it just seems like he is out to burn more. Obviously the Stern show is torched (though I am curious what happens with Judd Apatow), but he riffs on Sam Simon in hell, talks poo poo about Kimmel and Carolla, etc. You tell he really wants to rail on Kimmel, but always backs off because he wants to continue to be an occasional guest. BobbyK posted:I also just got the part where Artie is making GBS threads on Adam Carolla and that's pretty funny. And the message he left did make me laugh out loud...
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Lifespan posted:..but I never heard about the barf in the drying thing. That did come up on the Stern show before. Ralph accidentally ran his bike into a car and hurt his head. He stayed at Howard's house that weekend and threw up in his bed. Rather than tell anyone, he just put the blankets in the dryer. Howard said they found bits of regurgitated food inside of the dryer.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:09
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DeadBonesBrook posted:That did come up on the Stern show before. Ralph accidentally ran his bike into a car and hurt his head. He stayed at Howard's house that weekend and threw up in his bed. Rather than tell anyone, he just put the blankets in the dryer. Howard said they found bits of regurgitated food inside of the dryer. I thought it was the maid and he was drinking. And yeah I remember the story of Ralph stealing the tip from when they went out to dinner.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:18
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Bonzo posted:I thought it was the maid and he was drinking. Yeah this was it, although Ralphiecakes tried to deflect with the supposed head injury from a week prior. Also, this got Ralph banned from the Hamptons house, which he did not take well.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:39
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Lifespan posted:I'm pretty sure the Ralph stealing $100 thing made it on Stern when it happened, but I never heard about the barf in the drying thing. There was that one story about Artie giving him $300 in "emergency cash" to get back to Howard's house only to have him catch a ride back to his own apartment and pocket the money. Artie believes Sam did some really heinous thing to him. I can't recall the details so someone else will fill you in but even if you think Artie is lying it's still probably true because Sam was well known for being an enormous piece of poo poo. Like a true blue, dyed in the wool piece of poo poo. And whatever happened soured Artie forever on Sam and the likelihood of Sam making morbid comments about Artie's death is also very plausible. Some people just don't get along  DeadBonesBrook posted:That did come up on the Stern show before. Ralph accidentally ran his bike into a car and hurt his head. He stayed at Howard's house that weekend and threw up in his bed. Rather than tell anyone, he just put the blankets in the dryer. Howard said they found bits of regurgitated food inside of the dryer. Bonzo posted:I thought it was the maid and he was drinking. Ralph described it as some horrible accident but the reality was nothing was wrong and he went to the hospital same day and nothing was found and he went to Howard's the next day and ate poorly and puked. It was Ralph being Ralph.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:39
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Everybody ralphs from time to time.
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Feb 2, 2017 21:45
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From what I remember and according to Artie: During the depths of Arties addiction Sam sent him a script where one of the parts was a depressed loser junkie and told Artie he would be perfect for that part. I think that's what Artie said, forget where I heard it though I think it was one of the first youtube videos where Artie opens up about post-Howard days. I think it was the same video where he talks about thinking he knocked a chick up and almost had a kid but it turned out she lost the pregnancy?
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Ah, I do remember him talking about the script thing in the early days of his podcast. It didn't sound quite as bad as he made it out to be, but oh well. Also, Steve Brandadino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJbbIVDx_KY&t=390s
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Feb 2, 2017 22:46
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BobbyK posted:From what I remember and according to Artie: During the depths of Arties addiction Sam sent him a script where one of the parts was a depressed loser junkie and told Artie he would be perfect for that part. Wasn't that Sam guy a Simpsons writer who died in the last couple years? He did it as a joke and as thanks for it Artie dedicated that creepy as hell multi-page manifesto of "I hope you die, I hate you, I hate what you did to me, you know what you did" freak out at the end of his first book to him in 100% seriousness? Cause 
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beep by grandpa posted:Wasn't that Sam guy a Simpsons writer who died in the last couple years? He did it as a joke and as thanks for it Artie dedicated that creepy as hell multi-page manifesto of "I hope you die, I hate you, I hate what you did to me, you know what you did" freak out at the end of his first book to him in 100% seriousness? Cause Sam played jokes on people like you taking a magnifying glass to an ant is a joke to the ant. Sam was a mean, spiteful person and Artie's encounter with him wasn't some weird one-off of Sam's usually bright and happy personality. Sam was a miserable person and his "gently caress you" money enabled his "gently caress you" outlook on life. His misanthropy was a stark but real contrast to his love of animals.
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Bonzo posted:I thought it was the maid and he was drinking. Ralph stole a loving tip from a waiter/waitress? What an unimaginable lowlife. Also I know Joe Buck is hated more than Hitler in some circles, but holy poo poo he was great on the show the other day. Him announcing JD's breakfast had me fuckin' dying in the car. haljordan fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Feb 2, 2017 |
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Feb 2, 2017 23:22
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Sam has a creator credit on The Simpsons. It always sounded to me based on his own stories that he was more of a well-connected producer who helped Matt get his show on Fox from The Tracey Ullman show. I mean Matt Groening created all the characters and came up with all the illustrations and whatnot. I always hated whenever Sam called in or got brought up on the air Howard would introduce him as "the creator of The Simpsons." Sam had a pretty nice career in the 80s for sure with Taxi and Cheers, but The Simpsons is Matt Groening's show.
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an adult beverage posted:Sam has a creator credit on The Simpsons. It always sounded to me based on his own stories that he was more of a well-connected producer who helped Matt get his show on Fox from The Tracey Ullman show. I mean Matt Groening created all the characters and came up with all the illustrations and whatnot. I always hated whenever Sam called in or got brought up on the air Howard would introduce him as "the creator of The Simpsons." Sam had a pretty nice career in the 80s for sure with Taxi and Cheers, but The Simpsons is Matt Groening's show. Sam deserves a huge portion of credit for helping to shape The Simpsons into the show it became in the early years, the part of the show we all look back fondly on was due in large part to him as the creative voice behind the show. It's certainly Groening's baby but Sam played an enormous role in raising it (as did James L. Brooks). Like, the seasons he worked on and drove the show as a creative force were 3 (or 4 if you really liked season 1) of the top 7-8 seasons on a show approaching 30 seasons. Season 4 alone is probably the best season of comedic television ever. Sam was an enormous douche nobody liked but his contributions to TV and to The Simpsons in particular were enormous.
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I've always loved this argument, and never tire of it. I agree with Crotch Bat. I think the issue is how you define creator. Since a lot goes into making a TV show, let alone a cartoon, I think you need to take a very expansive view of "creator". Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Feb 3, 2017 04:52
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haljordan posted:Ralph stole a loving tip from a waiter/waitress? What an unimaginable lowlife. Yep. That's part of his charm. He is a blatant, lowlife moocher. It's like his thing. Robin loves to take him out to dinner.
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Crotch Bat posted:Sam played jokes on people like you taking a magnifying glass to an ant is a joke to the ant. Sam was a mean, spiteful person and Artie's encounter with him wasn't some weird one-off of Sam's usually bright and happy personality. Sam was a miserable person and his "gently caress you" money enabled his "gently caress you" outlook on life. His misanthropy was a stark but real contrast to his love of animals. Not that I don't believe you but do you have any sources or stories about this? It sounds really interesting. The only thing I know about Sam is he's connected to the simpsons and he let Ralph hang out with him. Bating a solid .500 there.
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BobbyK posted:Not that I don't believe you but do you have any sources or stories about this? It sounds really interesting. The only thing I know about Sam is he's connected to the simpsons and he let Ralph hang out with him. Bating a solid .500 there. It's all word of mouth stuff I've read or heard over the years. 2 ex-wives, poker players disliked him, he left The Simpsons early because he couldn't get along with Brooks, Groening, and others. He wasn't a happy person and the theory, as I said earlier, was that the absurd amount of money he got from The Simpsons to basically not be there anymore allowed him to just be the biggest dick because he didn't need work anymore. He knew this and he acted on it. He's probably no more of an rear end in a top hat than someone you've worked with in life but imagine that person with so much money that no threat of bridge burning could ever rein them in and make them at least passable as a coworker, someone that knows they're an rear end in a top hat and who likes being an rear end in a top hat and who knows the amount of money they have makes them impervious to repercussions from being an rear end in a top hat. That was Sam.
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Ralph stealing money: didn't he also steal when they were on a private plane playing poker or something? He lifted it right off the table or something.
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Feb 3, 2017 05:49
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Kelly posted:Ralph stealing money: didn't he also steal when they were on a private plane playing poker or something? He lifted it right off the table or something. Yep. One of them, I believe it was the tip fortunately, he was caught and tried to play it off like a joke or something and he put the money back. I believe on the plane he just stole it and people saw it and chose to stay quiet about it for whatever reason.
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the top google result for 'sam simon is an rear end in a top hat' posted:Working with cartoonist Matt Groening, producer James L. Brooks, and a boatful of others, Simon was as responsible as anyone for the unique "Simpsons" sensibility, that combination of gleeful impudence and populist courtesy, which has made the show a pillar of global pop culture. Yet Simon’s tenure at the show lasted only its first four seasons, from 1989 to 1993. A tumultuous battle with Groening over the show's direction and its acclaim marked his brief but groundbreaking stint. The next five results are variations of reports about Artie saying he hated him. I don't recall exactly why Artie hates him because they're all links to the now-gone youtube of Artie saying why. To me it seems like these people who would know are saying that the Simpsons wouldn't have existed in anywhere near the form it exists now without Sam Simon and I don't really see a lot of evidence he was that much more of an rear end in a top hat than any successful person who doesn't tolerate mediocrity in an industry with zero room for complacency. Sam also wrote this line, for which I feel he is deserved much forgiveness for everything else: Montgomery Burns: "This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you." Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Feb 3, 2017 06:16
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Artie misinterpreting something and lashing out unfairly is par for the course. At least Artie never tried to physically attack Sam like he did to Sal, Teddy, Gary, that cop in LA...
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Feb 3, 2017 08:31
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Nice job following Shannon sharpe at the playboy mansion
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I am going to throw in my 2 cents on a few of these topics Most all of those Ralph stories about him taking money are all pretty close to 100% The 4 main instances that I remember are as follows 1-Plane to Vegas, gang is playing Poker on a table. Ralph accused of taking money out of the pot. 2-Ralph gets hosed up in the Hamptons with the guys. Artie for some reason feels obligated to give him 300 for the Jitney or a cab or whatever. Ralph makes it home. The next day Artie has his driver hand deliver Ralph a bag he left in the Hamptons. Ralph proceeded to tip the driver 5 bucks and even though he had talked to Artie earlier and knew he had given him the money, Ralph didnt mention it or try to give it back to Artie...FYI Ralph claimed he got the Jitney back, which at last recollection cost $30 3-Taking money from waitress/strippers at scores. Ronnie actually called him out on this a few times. He would scoop up funny money and then cash it back in later. 4-Bubbas wedding...accused of possibly taking cards containing money from the gift table at the reception. Denied it and was ultimately correct when Hammel came forward as the one who caused the table to collapse and some of the cards getting lost Sam Simon. Obviously I am a Simpsons person and I agree completely about the seasons that Sam was actively involved in being some of the most influential seasons of the Simpsons and animated comedy in general.....BUT yeah, but all accounts he is an rear end in a top hat and most stand ups HATE him. Again, thats just word on the street but there is some evidence out there...even on the stern show. Find the interview with Dave Attell and Artie talking about filming Sam Simons poker show. You can tell Dave isnt too thrilled with man either. Edit- Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGr2IAm7GU
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haljordan posted:Ralph stole a loving tip from a waiter/waitress? What an unimaginable lowlife. If you hate, or even have an opinion on, Joe Buck. Check out his appearance(s) on the Pardon My Take podcast. Much more likeable than i ever thought he'd be
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:I am going to throw in my 2 cents on a few of these topics I love Dave Attell, so I'm willing to believe Sam Simon was a dick. Kind of a shame, but a lot of creative people were terrible assholes, so it shouldn't be a surprise. edit: Hey, let's talk about something cheerful instead. https://twitter.com/cwotd/status/827505805536669697 prefect fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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A poster on reddit has a conspiracy theory that celebrities are avoiding appearing on THSS because of his association with Trump. Not necessarily agreeing with it, but it's interesting that there have been only two celebrity interviews in the last three weeks of shows, and one was Joe Buck (the use of the word "celebrity" might be a bit of a stretch here). Up until recently, it was rare to have a day when there was not at least one interview.
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Feb 3, 2017 20:03
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Oh good we will get some wingbowl audio . Those are always funny
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https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/howard-stern-claims-donald-trump-wants-hillary-clinton-to-be-president-165254904.html Looks like Ralph picked out Beth's clothes in that picture.
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Howard goofing on olde time DJs and recounting all his crappy memories of WNBC is always gold. I could listen to a four hour show like that. That and Howard doing the impression of his parents.  Who's that on the phone? Howard.Who? It's Howard!..........WHO?
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Feb 4, 2017 06:21
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