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Fullhouse posted:the thing with her having dreams about a fake son who her (real) autistic son asks about is absolutely a ridiculous horror movie hook, and in the horror movie where that appears James is a twin that the autistic one killed in the womb yeah. i thought the screaming lady phone calls were a spooky touch. not the worst haunted house story i've read online. 5/10. quote:There is nothing in the kitchen. We run to the basement. When we run to the basement there is a dead body in it. The dead body is my husband. At this point I look at my husband Jim (the one standing next to me, not dead) and he says "Michelle I am really sorry. I have never been real. I do not exist. Goodbye."
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Sisal Two-Step posted:yeah. i thought the screaming lady phone calls were a spooky touch. not the worst haunted house story i've read online. 5/10. As a creative writing exercise it's really great, and probably what the story actually is in the first place The phone calls were the best part, for me. I also liked the unhinged friend who forgot she had a child. I would have been happy with this season of American Horror Story
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:33 |
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Reddit, what should I do? He's a great guy and our relationship is basically perfect, but i can't believe he dropped such a bombshell on me during such a stressful time in our family's lives. tl;dr my husband isn't real and he didn't tell me until we discovered his dead body in our basement. Not sure where to go from here.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:38 |
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Haunted house lady could've been me if we moved into this one house we looked at that I'm positive was haunted. Husband laughed of course but that's also EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN A HORROR MOVIE
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:43 |
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/r/relationships: my husband throws my body into our bathtub and tells me he will be right back (I think it's too long but I don't care)
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:47 |
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It's definitely haunted
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:51 |
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Andrast posted:Wait, 3" is only 7,5 cm? That's even that large of a height difference. says the height difference is twice his penis length
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:53 |
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I [21 M] am attracted to pregnant women and need advice about talking to my wife [20 F] about it?quote:My wife and I got married when we were both 19 after about 3 years of dating in high school. We both come from conservative, Christian, homeschool backgrounds (I know right), but I'd say we're more on the progressive side of that demographic, and we're both pretty mature for our age.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 22:54 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:How do I [20F] explain to my boxing coaches that I don't like being hit? Seems like she needs to consult a vocational guidance counselor.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [21 M] am attracted to pregnant women and need advice about talking to my wife [20 F] about it? Hahahhah seriously?
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:16 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:this is so loving horrible wot's really weird is only you and I seem to really think so
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:16 |
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Pick posted:wot's really weird is only you and I seem to really think so Oh god no, I read that and couldn't imagine how hurt I'd be. Not much more to add other than it's completely disgusting
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Pick posted:wot's really weird is only you and I seem to really think so No, me too. The guy is a weapons-grade bell-end, she should bin him off immediately.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:29 |
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Oh no, confessor guy is an awful person/dolt who ruined everything by expressing his revelation and change of heart. Nobody needs to know why your heart grew three sizes as long as you can lift the sled.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:30 |
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Even if you have that thought you keep it to yourself, geez.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:32 |
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I'm a porn user help Pick posted:wot's really weird is only you and I seem to really think so it's pretty bad I just had no comment really other than to shake my head
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:35 |
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i'd say i'm up to about 3, 4 porns a day. i don't want to live this life anymore.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:39 |
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Moridin920 posted:I'm 27 and will gently caress multiple times a day if I could lol. I'm 33 and have a pretty low libido (unless I'm manic) and I would gently caress multiple times a day because it's like hella cool and junk.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:43 |
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Pick posted:wot's really weird is only you and I seem to really think so i was hoping (and i seem to have hoped correctly) that people were just stunned silent about how awful it was
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:43 |
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Thanks everyone who contributed earlier to breakfast chat. Secret word: The following format below is by the OP. It is not by me. Just so you know. quote:Me [29F] with my boyfriend [25m] and his female best friend [24f] She is completely inappropriate with him and it is driving me up the wall. Worse, he encourages it.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:47 |
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I def have to run all my romantic and living arrangement decisions past my friend for approval that's not so weird right???????quote:I searched for my name and two weeks ago, Sandra was asking if I was ever going to stop trying to move in. wtf?
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:51 |
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Themata posted:What is the matter with Sandra? Why doesn't she like me? uh spoilers: your boyfriend does not like you either
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:56 |
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Based solely on her writing style I'm not too fond of her either
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Fullhouse posted:uh spoilers: your boyfriend does not like you either the fact that her boyfriend tolerates her being called "the temp" by both his best friend and his ex girlfriend, lol... how can anyone be this thick?
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:58 |
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He wants to gently caress Sandra, and he is a spineless idiot. Also dump him.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:59 |
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Pick posted:He wants to gently caress Sandra, and he is a spineless idiot. Also dump him. Doesn't sound like Sandra helps things by interjecting herself into his relationships, either
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 23:59 |
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Moridin920 posted:I def have to run all my romantic and living arrangement decisions past my friend for approval that's not so weird right???????
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Mirthless posted:Doesn't sound like Sandra helps things by interjecting herself into his relationships, either She doesn't care. He's slavishly devoted to her because "she's the one that got away" and he will waste his life trying to get back with a chick who dumped him so that he can feel like a man again.
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Moridin920 posted:I def have to run all my romantic and living arrangement decisions past my friend for approval that's not so weird right??????? oh loving duh why wasn't this obvious Jack and Sandra are in an open relationship, OP does not realize it sandra is the primary
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Mirthless posted:Doesn't sound like Sandra helps things by interjecting herself into his relationships, either I found that thread on Reddit, the comments are even worse. Fwiw it sounds like he was telling her he was all about her moving in but then when the friends were around reverted to being a douche. Some of OP's comments: quote:Thanks. I just thought he was different. My last boyfriend punched me around a lot and Jack was the first guy to make me feel beautiful and desired. quote:Yeah, I do have a history with abusive men. My dad was an alcoholic. My mom was an enabler. Maybe I learned this from her? It sounds so petty and stupid now, to blame my childhood. But I have never been single for long and I always seem to find men who pray on how pathetic I feel. And I do feel stupid all the time. With Jack I felt pretty and happy. quote:I am pretty sure Sandra hates me. Her tone is vicious and spiteful. Sam, I think he does it because he can and because Sandra has said "its so hot when you're mean." quote:My mother used to tell me I was the reason my father drank. That being overweight was a reason to be ashamed. I should be lucky any guy would want to be with me.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:02 |
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woof that went from comical to triple REAL fast, poor girl
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:05 |
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gently caress me they're all nutcases. Run, and don't stop.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:13 |
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I hadn't looked at the comments when I found the story, that makes things even worse. Here's a bit of touchup to this emote so I can say that the three roommates should go
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:16 |
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She could try triple simultaneous compersion for her boyfriend, her metamour and her... metaroomie? Metaphylos? The other dude, whatever.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:49 |
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Here are some titles that are more interesting than the content itself: My [24M] girlfriend [24F] of 1.5 years is detransitioning back to female. I'm worried about the impending changes. UPDATE: http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1atjsx/im_a_south_east_asian_female_muslim_24_whos_white/ DUMPED HIM and the most incredible thing happened... For content: Where the gently caress does this dude work. Bolding mine. Secret word is still Me [21 female to male] with my [30s F] coworker, accused me of being gay and rubbed my nipples quote:Throw away because my friends frequent this subreddit- I only bolded the paper part because I imagined it like a rolled up newspaper smacking a misbehaving dog in the nose, but god drat, that workplace must be a clusterfuck. I've actually had a similar situation like this also, except it was a co-worker who was convinced I wasn't gay, and it escalated from saying I'm not showing enough interest in women to prove I'm actually gay to him trying to show me his boner. He was sober though. And the update: quote:UPDATE Me [21 female to male] with my [30s F] coworker, accused me of being gay and rubbed my nipples
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 00:51 |
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She prolly just wants to gently caress. I mean I'm not trans so mileage may vary but last time a girl was going "are you SUUUUUURE you're not gay" repeatedly she was positioning to get some dick thrown at her as 'proof.' quote:she tells me if I'm not actually gay then I should make out with her. ding ding ding
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That sounds like my kinda work environment. Everyone there is one step away from an orgy, quitting on the spot or going on a rampage. Reminds me of a lot of my minimum wage jobs. Getting sloppy drunk and handsy helps some people forget that their job makes them want to die. Clinic work will do that.
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The majority of results for the first secret word was vastly by 20 something women who are insecure about another woman their boyfriends are buddy buddy with, so I think it's time to switch! Secret word: pizza This is a three parter. Fairly tame compared to some of the other stuff on here, bolding not mine. 30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? quote:So this feels crazy to me even asking this, but I just need some kind of confirmation or perspective I'm not seeing: I live with my girlfriend. Every Friday is pizza night. We either order some Domino's or I pick up Papa Murphy's. She LOVES pizza night because during the week we are pretty strict with our diet and exercise, so Friday nights are pop/pizza/movie and it's a treat. I get off of work at 5, she gets off at 6, so if I'm picking up the pizza then I get it on the way home. [Update] 30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? quote:Original post here [Final Update]: 30/m with 29/f for 2 years - Am I crazy for thinking her reaction to me being late with the pizza is massively out of proportion? quote:Original post here
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Gluten Freeman posted:break up with the muscly woman you are no longer attracted to and send her to me, please alternatively, get real beefy bitch HopperUK posted:Who is this lady please? I love her and wish to be her. refer above Pvt.Scott posted:Why is it every woman who has slept with me or attempted to do so been forceful and rapey? I don't even understand it. I'm a morbidly obese goony gently caress. I've had women get real nasty, in one case even violent, when I made it clear I didn't want to sleep with them for various reasons. Often the reason would be that they're too drunk or too forward or, more likely, both. My theory is that in a world full of horny men they had maybe never been told no and they didn't really like the feeling. flick my Mr. Bean posted:I learned a strategy from the last paragraph. Hahaha the lady sprays herself in the face like she's a dog who's done something wrong and the man... eats an entire raw potato. gently caress with natural human instincts and this is what you get, literal insanity. WoodrowSkillson posted:truly, a young woman would be mortified to give an athlete a boner should've crawled out of the room backwards shielding his boner and mewling like a cat. dude acts like he's never had to hide a boner before ffs Pick posted:It's because most people are insecure posers. yeah, pretty much. this could be the answer to about half of these posts DragQueenofAngmar posted:Not sure how much quicker than "literally 8 minutes" you can get, heck I'm jealous of anyone who doesn't lie awake at least 1 hour on the reg Seriously out of everything that douche wrote I think this is the part that pissed me off the most. I have a deep and abiding hatred of easy sleepers that borders on pathological Leon Einstein posted:Electra complex. Thanks, Einstein WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [21 M] am attracted to pregnant women and need advice about talking to my wife [20 F] about it? Holy poo poo it's Ken Bone back for round 2 Moridin920 posted:I mean fair enough but I've done cocaine a number of times (less than 3, not counting when I took bumps off a gram for a week or two before class at uni) and she's totally being ridiculous idk. I think she's being ridiculous but I guess it really depends on your perspective. I used cocaine the first time when I was 14 and put myself through college selling it. Also couldn't name a single friend from growing up that hasn't partaken at some point. Since I moved out of California I am discovering that this is not as universal a trait as I thought it was. I've done cocaine thousands of times but haven't now for a couple years simply because it's not cheap and plentiful anymore. It really isn't a very dangerous drug until it's turned into base/crack or injected, at which point it becomes perhaps the most dangerous. This chick is just really sheltered but she'll probably come around eventually and before you know it the both of them will be dropping a few hundred a week on it
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Themata posted:tl;dr: We broke up. Another r/relationships success story!
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