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EmmyOk posted:Who hurt you my friend? Heh yeah you got me, I sure posted a few times in that thread when it wasn't the same 5 people over and over!
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spudsbuckley posted:Also, daily updates by that one goonette whos entire life seems to be drama after drama. I just opened the last page of that thread and without reading a single post - it's that Max Landis looking motherfucker, isn't it.
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Heath posted:Oh, since someone asked: Thank youuuuu
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EmmyOk posted:oh. I only hope some day Minimalist Program answers for their crimes Hahahaha POOL IS CLOSED posted:The story of the artist behind the hitlerpot is kinda interesting. It's OT, but here's an article. This was fascinating. It's like how some goons latch on to the idea that everything awful is couched in so many layers of irony that it must secretly be genius.
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Holy poo poo, I remember people talking about DuckTales Online in college like that was going to be a real thing.  food court bailiff posted:This was fascinating. It's like how some goons latch on to the idea that everything awful is couched in so many layers of irony that it must secretly be genius. And people still cling to the idea that the artist's beliefs aren't sincere, just performance art. The news just made me more suspicious of ironic bigotry, or bigotry played off for laughs.
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Solice Kirsk posted:There's only so much anyone can say about coffee pot protocol. Except for the fact that its AWESOME
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Jesus, 2 weeks, 2 handles of liquor and 123 pages of....something. God drat, I've spent waaay too much time with you people. I recognized an embarrassing amount of names. Met some of you IRL, many more through games, video chat and the "lets text each other threads". A very common theme has been alcoholism, drug abuse and insanity. If it happened in TCC I was there. All the stories have become wildly exxagerated. Phenazepam aka "Da joose" was hilarious but at the time there were numerous serious posts constantly pointing out how dangerous it was. The ocarina that transported you to the hospital was a particular brans of fake weed. "Have you tried LSD my nigga" was equally overblown. The addict, sunburnt aphid was very likely full of poo poo. After dozens of "go to rehab" posts Hondarider casually mentions replacing heroin with LSD and people flipped poo poo. He was insane so he flipped out, doxxed whoever he could and ran away. Ironically he just gave me all of his info and was like "Don't doxx me bro". Maybe i should have, i was hosed up. I don't know. Peddogate on reddit was amazing. Being given a box of free drugs in a Walgreen's parking lot was surreal. Meeting up with local goons and getting wasted was loving awesome. Slept on a lot of great couches. Leaving a goon in a bar while he took on all the bouncers was fun. The death threats, the creepy hookups. Shaking down drunk college kids for blow. Multiple instances of impersonating a millitary officer. Wouldn't trade it for the world. Had a lot of great times here.
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For what it's worth, sunburnt aphid came back and posted at least once, years later. I don't think anyone brought up who they were. I wasn't gonna call attention to her but was happy to see she was alive enough to post. Looks like the post is in the archives and not her post history so I guess you'll just have to believe me. - Jeffrey, keeper of the goon oral history, 2nd era Jeffrey of YOSPOS has a new favorite as of 02:50 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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Sorry for essentially a double post but sunburnt aphid always struck me as a half rear end troll. The heroin thread was the dog catching the car and not knowing what to do with it. She claimed to be injecting several grams of black tar heroin a day while sleeping on the streets. Lots of actual users pointed out how insane/unbelievable her numbers were. Half a gram of heroin a day can leave you half awake and not posting. She claimed to be doing 5-8 grams a day. While posting coherently from a phone and not explaining how she earned 300-1000 dollars a day. Everyone involved came out looking foolish. Also: vendagoat, you and I video chatted quite a bit. I was under a different name. I was chugging scotch and shooting up my apartment with a bb gun while shirtless. I don't remember what we talked about.
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TheHistoryChannel posted:Also: vendagoat, you and I video chatted quite a bit. I was under a different name. I was chugging scotch and shooting up my apartment with a bb gun while shirtless. I don't remember what we talked about. Oh god! My forums Cred! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:She's the one who hondarider famously told to try LSD. GBS is full of either Nazis or people pretending to be Nazis right now so he wouldn't even cause a ripple
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Solice Kirsk posted:Was that the girl that said her muscles were too hard to get the syringe in? Yep. I really think that's why the saga ended so quick. The lie was too big. She claimed to be unable to find a vein, hard spots from sleeping on concrete, constantly in withdrawals. Yet her phone posting was readable and was boiled down to "Totes wanna do heroin, oh well. Back to sleeping in the streets". A real addict would have hawked the phone and be voraciously gobbling dick for dollars. When actual goons post during actual withdrawals it usually details trips from bed to toilet and how they wish they were dead.
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Guy Mann posted:To be fair trying to argue that the site had become "too liberal" and instituting a widespread moderation coup in response to that just days before Trump's inauguration was some really, really unfortunate timing in hindsight. Especially right on the heels of saying we should be more like Kiwifarms only to have them doxx a bunch of our users and then shut down. Eh, I'm pretty sure Lowtax's point is that the Something Awful forums, the forums of a comedy website, should tell jokes again. Photoshop Phriday was basically THE thing that this forum was known for. "Hey we should do that again" is definitely a good idea. Kiwifarms turning out to be babies is...I don't even really know what to say about that. They couldn't even do doxxing right so I'm kind of thinking "hey so how about that Photoshop thing? That was a good thing we used to do. Can we do that again?"
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Heath posted:Oh, since someone asked: I'll never understand the people who see everyone else having fun in the thread and pop in to go "THIS ISN'T FUNNY, THE GAME ISN'T REAL"
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Yeah his thoughts were that the moderators were hammering people with probations and bans based on ideology and it turns out they were just policing lovely concern trolling and other sorts of negative attention gathering. That's how some of my favorite threads and sagas start, "Some goons/libertarians/anarchists want to make a utopian commune/hackerspace/forum/seastead!  " because its like watching a new performance of a classic vaudeville skit. History may not always repeat itself, but it always rhymes.
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Syd Midnight posted:That's how some of my favorite threads and sagas start, "Some goons/libertarians/anarchists want to make a utopian commune/hackerspace/forum/seastead! Now I need the furry cyborg utopia thread.
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Someone should assemble a glossary of these sagas with various summaries written by people. It would be an interesting megapost.
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Heath posted:Someone should assemble a glossary of these sagas with various summaries written by people. It would be an interesting megapost. Goon project: Update SAclopedia to mention all the poo poo from this thread!
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They're Total Recall references to make a now years-out-of-date joke about the characteristic t-rex arms and poor plot pacing of Dick Tracey.
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Powaqoatse posted:Goon project: Update SAclopedia to mention all the poo poo from this thread! I'm interested to find out how this will end up endangering children's lives.
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pre:EXT: oregon favela Year 2018
A GOON walks north on those
streets (obvs bc the drone shadow).
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check out the SAclopedia,
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gently caress you goon
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Proposal: compile goon lore into new SAclopedia that is easy to navigate for viewing and fun Reality: a man emerges from a portable outhouse on a middle school soccer field. grabbing the nearest child by the shoulders, he shakes him madly, "my nigga have you read about Two Worlds???"
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Heath posted:Proposal: compile goon lore into new SAclopedia that is easy to navigate for viewing and fun Someone made a QCS thread asking that SAclopedia be converted into a wiki and lowtax said that was a great idea and OP could get right on that and let us all know when he was done.
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Heath posted:Proposal: compile goon lore into new SAclopedia that is easy to navigate for viewing and fun
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Scudworth posted:Someone made a QCS thread asking that SAclopedia be converted into a wiki and lowtax said that was a great idea and OP could get right on that and let us all know when he was done. nice. a sanctioned goon project
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Scudworth posted:Someone made a QCS thread asking that SAclopedia be converted into a wiki and lowtax said that was a great idea and OP could get right on that and let us all know when he was done. well it would bring the thing up to date, but on the other hand it is worth bothering with?
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I Said No posted:well it would bring the thing up to date, but on the other hand it is worth bothering with? start the wiki & we'll see
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