TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

the man in black fled across the desert, and trump rolled around in pee

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:47

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# ? May 21, 2024 15:58

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

alcohol is a great way to lose muscle mass

there's a reason why i'm saying he's writing his autobiograhy

However smoking a shitload of weed = eat more food = more muscle

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:47

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

Olbermann is the future

Maddow is stuck in the things mattering dimension

Didn't maddow only get her show because Olbermann was too much of a cocknose to keep his + Obama got elected so they couldn't have him yelling at the correct neolib party?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:47

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

like, if you're gonna make a bitcoin cap, why not make it yellow, or at least have a logo there

she basically made something that's indistinguishable from a MAGA cap unless you for some reason love to read the MAGA on every red cap ever

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:48

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Man Musk posted:

Wow, imagine if Bernie Sanders had won

I don't think he'd listen to Bannon as much

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:48

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

radical meme posted:

Maybe Iceland.

they survived the 1783 laki eruption so they could probably take a direct hit and still keep eve running

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:48

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Epic High Five posted:

He's powered by a quart of garbage Canadian whiskey

half quart and its JW red and im out of it

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:48

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

However smoking a shitload of weed = eat more food = more muscle

the exercise is important otherwise you get dense fat cells which are pretty good for bashin if they aren't dragging your muscles down with them

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:48

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

so uh the full Senate vote on DeVos tomorrow has been scheduled by the Republicans for 6:30 in the morning

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:49

Krispy Kremepie: Mar 23, 2005; Inside......Me....

Bannon, overall good guy per white guy on Reddit.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:49

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

the exercise is important otherwise you get dense fat cells which are pretty good for bashin if they aren't dragging your muscles down with them

Well yeah I'm talking about getting ripped after a heavy squat day and then wolfing down like a pouind of sausage and peanut butter straight from the tub until you pass out

aka

tonight

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:49

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

ymgve posted:

like, if you're gonna make a bitcoin cap, why not make it yellow, or at least have a logo there

she basically made something that's indistinguishable from a MAGA cap unless you for some reason love to read the MAGA on every red cap ever

uhh, bitcoin's cap is somewhere beyond the moon

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:49

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I have become a fan of fortified wine however

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Man Musk posted:

Wow, imagine if Bernie Sanders had won

you'd (unironically) see more resistance from msm and pearl clutchers because as it turns out free market capitalism would rather have fascism

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:49

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

the man in black fled across the desert, and trump rolled around in pee

westworld was a cookbook

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

ymgve posted:

like, if you're gonna make a bitcoin cap, why not make it yellow, or at least have a logo there

she basically made something that's indistinguishable from a MAGA cap unless you for some reason love to read the MAGA on every red cap ever

I didn't even catch it the first few times I saw the clip on Twitter. It took an article for me to notice it. Sad.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

Subpar Superhero posted:

nytimes found a Berkeley freshman to concern troll antifa

https://nyti.ms/2k6GlQs

christ, liberals are awful

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Al! posted:

westworld was a cockbook

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

so uh the full Senate vote on DeVos tomorrow has been scheduled by the Republicans for 6:30 in the morning

lmao, they know she's got the votes so the only thing I can imagine is this is to dodge protesters

Imagine having to do this and not taking the loving hint

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:50

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

50 pages of posts my dudes what's new in hitler today

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:51

TayIor Swift: Oct 29, 2016; by zen death robot

;_____;

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:51

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

uhh, bitcoin's cap is somewhere beyond the moon

newtcoins

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:52

Krispy Kremepie: Mar 23, 2005; Inside......Me....

crazy cloud posted:

50 pages of posts my dudes what's new in hitler today

Nothing, just a slow day and it turns out Bannon was actually a good man all along.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:52

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

I think everyone needs to like... stop reading so much and like... smoke out a bit.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:52

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

a kind man, a generous man

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:52

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

TayIor Swift posted:

;_____;

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:52

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

quote:

Trump warns Israel that new settlements �may not help� achieve Middle East peace

did the timeline change all of a sudden or is this some way to wink wink nod nod just genocide the palestinians and then create settlements

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:53

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

TayIor Swift posted:

;_____;

smoke a thousand blunts

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:53

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

Krispy Kremepie posted:

Nothing, just a slow day and it turns out Bannon was actually a good man all along.

extremely hosed up , if tru

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:53

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

succ posted:

christ, liberals are awful

"liberal" has become the left's version of "cuck".

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:54

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

has this been posted yet

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:56

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Montasque posted:

"liberal" has become the left's version of "cuck".

minus the interracial cuck porn fetishism

instead it's interracial cucker porn fetishism

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:56

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:56

Senf: Nov 12, 2006

Leviathan posted:

has this been posted yet

Thanks, I hadn't seen this before

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57

Subpar Superhero: Nov 27, 2013; the hunger games

lol at the idea that progressives have some kind of monopoly on the overuse of Nazi given the ubiquity of terms like feminazi

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Shugojin posted:

look at that map

clearly soemone decided hey

hey

gently caress

NEW

JERSEY

that's like near total coverage

They've probably lived there.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

Subpar Superhero posted:

lol at the idea that progressives have some kind of monopoly on the overuse of Nazi given the ubiquity of terms like feminazi

at this point feminazi is pretty old

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:57

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# ? May 21, 2024 15:58

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

docbeard posted:

Hey guys, I think that Trump may be...um...let me just check...

He looks down at the tattered notebook. He can't remember where he got it, but it's his most treasured possession now. There's nothing to write about. There's nothing to write with.

There are markings on the first page that are just about legible, but they blur and twist as he tries to focus, squinting in the too-bright light of the second sun, a star of death that rose from the ashes of the once-vibrant Earth. The ink crawls out to the edges of the page, and leaps away onto the ground, limping and dragging itself across the blasted landscape. He watches it go, mouth open, a bit of precious saliva, the only moisture in this dry, desolate waste dripping from his lower lip.

The page is empty now. Maybe it always was. Maybe the written word was always a lie. Just as this treacherous thought crosses his mind, the pages whip up and out of the notebook, as if caught in a windstorm, though the air he feels is still and stale. One page, two, three, every page is torn away until he is left holding a battered piece of cardboard with a wire spiral wound into the top. He lets it drop to the ground and turns away to walk into the horizon.

A turtle, plodding across the landscape on some unfathomable journey, lies down on the cardboard, tongue dabbing out to capture that drop of lost spittle left behind by the man who was just here, if he ever was. Someone has scratched a word, three crude letters, into the turtle's shell. It hasn't noticed. It doesn't care.

...bad.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:58

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