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Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

lite_sleepr posted:

That scene makes me wonder how a single car got surrounded by a mob. Did that guy take a turn down a road that was clogged with dissidents already? Did the mob coalesce in a hurry and surround the car?

Never been in one, but they seem like something that can be both readily avoided and suddenly form without warning. In either case, don't stand in front of a car that is driving on the road.

Berkeley has a lot of really lovely streets and oneways. The area around the campus is a giant mess that is hard to get around even on a good day.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I'm suddenly reminded of that picture of the man who whipped his dick out at a protest for feminists and the look on his face is equal parts terror and absolute arousal.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Oh yeah.



Time for the annual Cleveland show binge-a-thon.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I can be the masturbatory violence fantasies in both.

Edit: also that is some serious projection on your part

:chloe:

Evil SpongeBob
Dec 1, 2005

Not the other one, couldn't stand the other one. Nope nope nope. Here, enjoy this bird.
DC Auto Show in town this week. Come get your dad levels elevated.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Gamble did not pay off on the Audi piston rings. NG rings are thicker than a 7A

Thankfully, I have an NG so they'll go to good use.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I think from now on I will only take my vehicles to mechanics with shop dogs

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I think from now on I will only take my vehicles to mechanics with shop dogs

Shop cats are a sign of superior maintainers.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
Cat in the office dog in the garage

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

lite_sleepr posted:

Cat in the office dog in the garage

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I think from now on I will only take my vehicles to mechanics with shop dogs

My favorite mechanics shop that ive been using for years has a pupper named Flash, hes a beagle and he loves all the pets and treats he gets from customers. He is a very good dogge.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Third World Reggin posted:

Hey space nerds.

The expanse season 2 has started.

It is pretty good hard sci fi. The space battles have been pretty good.

That fight near the space station played out practically the same way as my fights in fractured space do, also it was loving awesome.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Worth cross-posting this poor paralyzed dog

http://m.imgur.com/LP2ouxu?r

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lol was he just rubbing his dick on the ground until that dude got close?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

dear dad thread I have fallen into the star trek tng hole

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003
Congratulations that sounds nice.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

ElMaligno posted:

dear dad thread I have fallen into the star trek tng hole

:krad:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I think from now on I will only take my vehicles to mechanics with shop dogs

CommieGIR posted:

Shop cats are a sign of superior maintainers.

The shop I used to work at had both a shop dog and a shop cat, it owned.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Bolow posted:

That fight near the space station played out practically the same way as my fights in fractured space do, also it was loving awesome.

I was really happy when they vented the ship.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

ElMaligno posted:

dear dad thread I have fallen into the star trek tng hole

Climb out and fall into a DS9 hole instead :getin:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
One of my vets is convinced that this MLM scheme is his ticket to greatness :cripes:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

One of my vets is convinced that this MLM scheme is his ticket to greatness :cripes:

Well on the bright side our impending war with Iran won't leave him with time for that

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Well on the bright side our impending war with Iran won't leave him with time for that

Are you kidding? MLMs thrive in combat zones!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
which one of you can i bring on to my Advocare team?!?!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

which one of you can i bring on to my Advocare team?!?!

I'm here to tell you about It Works! and how wrapping saran wrap around your stomach will cause you to lose weight.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm here to tell you about It Works! and how wrapping saran wrap around your stomach will cause you to lose weight.

Forgot to butter your belly first.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
ESPN 30 For 30: XFL is out

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Worth cross-posting this poor paralyzed dog

http://m.imgur.com/LP2ouxu?r

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That was the saddest thing ever until the end. :lol:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Worth cross-posting this poor paralyzed dog

http://m.imgur.com/LP2ouxu?r

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wow even the dogs are hustling for handouts now, smh

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
So.. Fun Dad chat question:

Best excuse you've heard from someone for missing the day at work?

I just heard "Split my urethra while passing a kidney stone" from a coworker and offered him the next week off and offered to do his AFLAC paperwork for him

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Booblord Zagats posted:

So.. Fun Dad chat question:

Best excuse you've heard from someone for missing the day at work?

I just heard "Split my urethra while passing a kidney stone" from a coworker and offered him the next week off and offered to do his AFLAC paperwork for him

:catstare:













:barf:

You're a good man, Lord of Boobs

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
We have a guy who's wife committed suicide out of the blue 2 years back, the out-pouring of support he got is nothing compared to what everyone in the office is expressing for our dude with a ripped up peener

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

One of my vets is convinced that this MLM scheme is his ticket to greatness :cripes:

What dumb poo poo is he hawking?

I've shown a few people that Penn and Teller's Bullshit episode on MLMs. Those two seem to get through to the mouthbreathers out there that common sense generally cannot.

So if that moron you know watches it and still thinks it's his ticket to millions, he kinda deserves what he gets. Might as well direct him to get a CDL so he can drive a truck and spread the good word of his business to all the other dumbfuck truck drivers.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Kitchen poo poo I think. He called me this morning all excited about getting a job paying $17.55 an hour. I asked him doing what, he said sales which raised a red flag for me because this dude has zero work experience in sales. He says like knives and other kitchen stuff and he has a three day seminar next week and he might need to pay something up front and that's covered under my program right? I asked of that $17 an hour was firm or if it was based on commission and he was all gottagocallonotherlinebye so I think I have my answer.

I'm not looking forward to telling him my grant doesn't let me buy lovely knives or some other sales kit for him.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

So.. Fun Dad chat question:

Best excuse you've heard from someone for missing the day at work?

I just heard "Split my urethra while passing a kidney stone" from a coworker and offered him the next week off and offered to do his AFLAC paperwork for him

Thank god most of my stones are small.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Cue that scene from Sunny where Dee and Frank sell knives.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
its a FUNNEL



lol though at that episode, Frank just chilling in his underwear on the playground.


Anyhow who is up for a game of nightcrawlers tonight :getin:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
All from the same co-worker over the last 18+ years. She is 375ish, her husband is 400.

"Our kitten died. We were playing with it, and it ran into cabinet baseboard" (We've suspected for years that either her, or her husband might have rolled over on it while sleeping)

"I'm taking a month of for FMLA so I can get gastric bypass done. Don't tell anyone." One month turns into an additional month and a half due to a 'infection'

"I've been off the last week due to complications, I ripped my stitches and have a oozing wound that won't stop leaking'

And yes, she still comes in nightly with McDonalds bags, and a diet coke.

Note I used to be an EMT-B and work at a 911 comm center as a full time gig in suburban Chicago.

(You really don't want to read the last one)

"Since hubby started working on both bathrooms, I haven't been able to shower. Do you know why I keep getting yeast infections? I'm bathing in the the hot tub?"

I can't wait until she retires.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Syrian Lannister posted:

"Since hubby started working on both bathrooms, I haven't been able to shower. Do you know why I keep getting yeast infections? I'm bathing in the the hot tub?"

nope

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Syrian Lannister posted:

All from the same co-worker over the last 18+ years. She is 375ish, her husband is 400.

"Our kitten died. We were playing with it, and it ran into cabinet baseboard" (We've suspected for years that either her, or her husband might have rolled over on it while sleeping)

"I'm taking a month of for FMLA so I can get gastric bypass done. Don't tell anyone." One month turns into an additional month and a half due to a 'infection'

"I've been off the last week due to complications, I ripped my stitches and have a oozing wound that won't stop leaking'

And yes, she still comes in nightly with McDonalds bags, and a diet coke.

Note I used to be an EMT-B and work at a 911 comm center as a full time gig in suburban Chicago.

(You really don't want to read the last one)

"Since hubby started working on both bathrooms, I haven't been able to shower. Do you know why I keep getting yeast infections? I'm bathing in the the hot tub?"

I can't wait until she retires.

Just took a dip in my hot tub.

Thanks.....

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