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11foot8: The Home Game The video represents our collective excitement for a new page, and the crushing disappointment that follows.
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We have finally achieved the perfect loop.
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Feb 3, 2017 17:29
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I would think that by at least the 4th time he would have figured it out but he just keeps doing it.
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Feb 3, 2017 17:43
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This is almost as fun as posters describing their height and weight
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Feb 3, 2017 17:45
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4'20", 420lb
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Feb 3, 2017 18:04
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Improbable Lobster posted:Be sure to drink your malk
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Feb 3, 2017 18:34
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Mozi posted:5'8", 420lb 
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Feb 3, 2017 18:53
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A swing and a miss.
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Feb 3, 2017 19:52
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JoelJoel posted:Can someone explain milk and allergies and the like to me please? And really pile on those personal anecdotes. Haha. I had to get well educated because 4 years ago my immune system decided that it was going to be like Trump, but for food instead of Muslims.
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Feb 3, 2017 19:57
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https://twitter.com/nice_mustard/status/374971307328540672?lang=en anyway, does anyone have a link to the post (I think in The Goon Doctor) where the guy was having horrible farts all the time and eventually the thread narrowed it down to him probably being lactose intolerant, and then he admitted that he knew about his lactose intolerance but he really liked cheese and couldn't it be something else? and they asked well how much do you eat now? and he replied something like two pounds per day
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Feb 3, 2017 20:02
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Sagebrush posted:https://twitter.com/nice_mustard/status/374971307328540672?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmpwGOCzk84
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Sagebrush posted:anyway, does anyone have a link to the post (I think in The Goon Doctor) where the guy was having horrible farts all the time and eventually the thread narrowed it down to him probably being lactose intolerant, and then he admitted that he knew about his lactose intolerance but he really liked cheese and couldn't it be something else? and they asked well how much do you eat now? and he replied something like two pounds per day
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Feb 3, 2017 20:09
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evil_bunnY posted:LBR if I were lactose intolerant I would beg/borrow/steal whatever drugs would allow me to continue indulging. Lactase pills seem to work for some people .
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Feb 3, 2017 20:26
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General Bullshit > OSHA: Lactose intolerance leads to gassy diarrhea
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Feb 3, 2017 21:00
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Powershift posted:I have european genes and i could drink a gallon+ of milk a week until i was around 27, when it started to kill me every time i went near it. Username+gif  e: just realized he used the clutch; still pretty cool
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Feb 3, 2017 21:07
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evil_bunnY posted:LBR if I were lactose intolerant I would beg/borrow/steal whatever drugs would allow me to continue indulging. You could just stick to cheese and be perfectly fine.
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Feb 3, 2017 21:08
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A swing and a miss. https://www.google.com/search?q=4+feet+plus+20+inches&oq=4+feet+plus+20+inches&aqs=chrome..69i57.2423j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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chitoryu12 posted:https://www.google.com/search?q=4+feet+plus+20+inches&oq=4+feet+plus+20+inches&aqs=chrome..69i57.2423j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Hope you're wearing a hard hat, jokes are flying right over your head.
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Apex Rogers posted:Hope you're wearing a hard hat, jokes are flying right over your head. If it just wasn't so high in the first place.
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Doggles posted:11foot8: The Home Game "Mom! I grew an inch overnight!"
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Feb 3, 2017 23:20
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The story of how a team was required to tell a company how their own petrochemical plant operated because they lost all the important files.
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Feb 3, 2017 23:42
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evil_bunnY posted:LBR if I were lactose intolerant I would beg/borrow/steal whatever drugs would allow me to continue indulging. Literally just lactase tablets.
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Feb 3, 2017 23:59
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First of all 420 inches is 35 feet so that is a VERY skinny person, ok? Second,  Third, if I have a lot of dairy I have some terrible smelling Farts. I choose to view this as a biological weapon that I have the freedom to deploy as I wish. HTH
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Feb 4, 2017 01:03
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I only drink about two litres of milk per day, is that why I don't fart at all? 
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Nocheez posted:You have no idea how sensitive some people are to it. Before we realized it, my wife had me try a smoothie she made with whey protein powder. It felt like a hole was burned into my stomach, and I puked harder than any other time in my life.
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Feb 4, 2017 01:26
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Jerry Cotton posted:I only drink about two litres of milk per day, is that why I don't fart at all? Raw milk I hope
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Feb 4, 2017 01:42
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GotLag posted:You're in Queensland, right? I work for a gas company and everything we get from Queensland is hosed up somehow. Yeah. Queensland is a reversal of the 'survival of the fittest' thing. Some idiot will cause enough damage to be the last one left and thus procreate.
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Feb 4, 2017 03:34
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Awesome tyre blowout video at 2:00 in this compilation, the pyrotechnic element adds a certain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diu9QgAdR6A The rest of the video is pretty great as well, including a few semi trailer drivers who apparently just go nuts and decide to gently caress up everyone's day. I guess the spread of smartphones throughout the 3rd world and the dismantling of OSHA laws in the 1st world is going to be generating a constant feed of  fail videos for this thread over the foreseeable future.
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Feb 4, 2017 17:34
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OSHA was regulated out of relevance a long time ago with agency headcount caps and fee schedules out of sync with inflation. The biggest impact that's going to hit US workplace safety is how much money insurance underwriters get to keep as "admin fees." We can probably start planning on more first world OSHA.flavs if we ever hear tort reform come up though.
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Feb 4, 2017 19:04
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While watching this gif I thought to myself, "I wonder if anyone has ever made a compilation video of heavy equipment falling over." Thank you.
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Feb 4, 2017 19:57
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Awesome tyre blowout video at 2:00 in this compilation, the pyrotechnic element adds a certain I can top that. I was home one day several years ago and had the TV on. The local news broke in with live footage from Dallas. Some lunatic had stolen a lumber truck and was being chased by police. It went on for over an hour. The driver is nuts, but he's also amazing skilled in handling a big rig. Some of the stunts he pulls off are things an 18-wheeler just shouldn't be able to do. And yes, the truck is on fire for most of the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLcFWGIYthA That magnificent bastard is probably still in jail.
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Feb 4, 2017 22:50
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The only thing worse than a 22.5" truck wheel/tire coming loose and bouncing around in traffic is a 22.5" truck wheel/tire ON FIRE coming loose and bouncing around in traffic.
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MrYenko posted:The only thing worse than a 22.5" truck wheel/tire coming loose and bouncing around in traffic is a 22.5" truck wheel/tire ON FIRE coming loose and bouncing around in traffic. That's pretty OSHA but it's also pretty metal
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Feb 4, 2017 23:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAg-WauGrLU the robot future doesn't look so great Also this thread is enourmous but can someone repost that video of that gameshow where they talked about the dude who invented CFCs and leaded gas? I think it was british and a comedy/trivia show maybe?
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Ramadu posted:Also this thread is enourmous but can someone repost that video of that gameshow where they talked about the dude who invented CFCs and leaded gas? I think it was british and a comedy/trivia show maybe? Show is QI and the subject is Thomas Midgley, Jr.. stealthedit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZAnnvSOEmw
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mllaneza posted:I can top that. "Man gets 99 years for stealing 18-wheeler" Published: Friday, June 28, 2002 DALLAS (AP) — An unemployed truck driver has received a 99-year prison term for stealing a tractor-trailer rig loaded with lumber and leading authorities on a 90-minute chase through Dallas as the truck's cargo caught fire. Burnice Wilson received the sentence Thursday from a Dallas County jury for the Nov. 7 robbery following a three-day trial and more than two hours of jury deliberation. http://lubbockonline.com/stories/062802/upd_075-2512.shtml
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:"Man gets 99 years for stealing 18-wheeler" drat, the air brakes were out and the manuals were locked down for the whole chase.
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