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Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

FAROOQ posted:

You once got fired for advocating genocide.

Dating is cancer and should be outlawed

Whole dating and hook up culture is worthless and harmful. We should match people through social networks and marry them as soon as it is legally in country/state possible. Basically we should come back to XIXw century match-making people for marriage/kids.

Dating is waste of time, money and resources. It gives people HIV and lifelong STDs. It destroys society and demography. It creates mental illness, depression, anxiety and divorce. It increases women's hypergamy. Dating may give you oral cancer from licking HPV infected pussies. The only who really benefit from it are corporations.

Think about it, if you and your young wife are first lovers, married at 18 or whatever it's legal in your country :

no HIV or STDs
no mental illness, depression and anxiety caused by breakups
divorce chance very low
divorce rape chance low - even it happens there isn't much to steal from you as you are 18 old
by 40 you are done with your multiple kids, you can rest and travel the world
your female is going to bond with you as she won't know other men

Of course it's not possible and , it's just redpill fantasy ,without global war and dictatorship so let it be like it is. The point is ... Dating is least efficient way to get sex, most expensive and most troublesome. In 2017 is simply not worth it until women beg for your cock. Until you are hellbend on 'passing' (aka dilluting) your DNA with a woman and pay child support for next 18 years, there is zero reasons to deal with females. They are bad friends, boring companionship, time and money sucking blackholes, they can't cook, can't dance and suck in bed. They can't even tell a loving joke.

If you desire sex focus on trying to find sex provider aka escort and the girl will be HOT unlike your dating mates . If you are lonely join some sport team, support group or go online and chat with people.

Tinder and whole online dating bullshit must be boycotted by men, leave women to Chads and desperados and let them get emotionally and physically destroyed. In 2017 you don't really need women, all need for women is fantasy and remnants of bluepill programming.

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poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Alaois posted:

if poptart_fairy really wants people to give milo less attention he should stop posting

I get all my Milo news from this thread.

BobbyK posted:

There'll always be a segment of dumb white liberals who think if you just ignore hate speech it'll go away.

Nobody's advocating ignoring hate speech. Giving publicity to attention seeking rather than dealing with the lovely behaviour seems odd to me - I mean I'm slating Milo and for some reason people are getting angry at that, rather than focusing on the lovely outing of transgender people, etc. Actually yeah, people in this thread do seem to be ignoring the hate speech.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:19

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

"This guy's just looking for attention with his remarks!"

"Don't give it him then, and make people aware of his lovely behaviour outside of that."

"Stop posting."

:iiam:

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:25

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

poptart_fairy posted:

I get all my Milo news from this thread.

Nobody's advocating ignoring hate speech. Giving publicity to attention seeking rather than dealing with the lovely behaviour seems odd to me - I mean I'm slating Milo and for some reason people are getting angry at that, rather than focusing on the lovely outing of transgender people, etc. Actually yeah, people in this thread do seem to be ignoring the hate speech.

Divorce can be genetic

Men who assume divorce will never happen to them are simply defying science. DNA and nature doent give poo poo about marriage or monogamy, in safe rich env it makes sense for women to abandon men and look for new DNA esp after children are born for spiecies diversity and survival. 'Divorce dna genes' can be triggered after key events like child is born or man lost frame. These 'triggers' are hidden and invisible, so it may look woman is perfect but I tell you you know poo poo about her.

Some women may have dna wired for multiple men and multiple fathers and no man made rules are going to keep them in place. You can be best husband in the world but she will still divorce you because her dna made her look for new mates.

We all wish to think we are logical and smart but we are not, are dna and brain chemistry is our real master. Men need to accept the fact some things are beyond their control. DNA can change brain chemistry, and it explains why 'perfect couples' sometimes break up with no logical reason, sth changed in woman body which made her seek for new mate.

In this sense, every woman is NAWALT because until you checked her full genome for 'triggers' which most are probably unknown to science, you have no idea how she will react in span of multiple years. Assuming someone will be stable in span of decades is Disney bullshit.

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Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

"Don't feed the trolls" doesn't work in this case. People like that are so filled with hatred and spite that they're not going to stop because you're saying or doing nothing. Hell, they're probably going to treat your silence as you agreeing with them.

This really is a case where you'd better off by taking the Dungeons & Dragons approach: burn the trolls, burn them at every opportunity and turn them into shriveling manchildren they really are.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:33

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Right, but I'm not saying "ignore literally everything", I'm talking about ignoring the self-aggrandizing boasting and the like. Telling an attention whore he's being thick and sharing his quote to show that hey, he's really thick, isn't doing anything other what they want you to do. Burning down the reprehensible, actionable stuff is a hell of a lot more constructive - goons here decided the best way to combat GBS poo poo posting was to, uh, poo poo post. That seems to be missing the point a little.

I guess I'm just a little irritated by the amount of slacktivisim this seems to cross over with. So much of it is tied up into "signal boosting" bollocks that doesn't seem to do much more than create hashtags. Eh. It's a wider issue than Milo though, that one.

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:36

HairyManling: Jul 20, 2011; No flipping.; Fun Shoe

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Divorce can be genetic

Men who assume divorce will never happen to them are simply defying science. DNA and nature doent give poo poo about marriage or monogamy, in safe rich env it makes sense for women to abandon men and look for new DNA esp after children are born for spiecies diversity and survival. 'Divorce dna genes' can be triggered after key events like child is born or man lost frame. These 'triggers' are hidden and invisible, so it may look woman is perfect but I tell you you know poo poo about her.

Some women may have dna wired for multiple men and multiple fathers and no man made rules are going to keep them in place. You can be best husband in the world but she will still divorce you because her dna made her look for new mates.

We all wish to think we are logical and smart but we are not, are dna and brain chemistry is our real master. Men need to accept the fact some things are beyond their control. DNA can change brain chemistry, and it explains why 'perfect couples' sometimes break up with no logical reason, sth changed in woman body which made her seek for new mate.

In this sense, every woman is NAWALT because until you checked her full genome for 'triggers' which most are probably unknown to science, you have no idea how she will react in span of multiple years. Assuming someone will be stable in span of decades is Disney bullshit.

What does NAWALT mean?

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:36

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

This thread's been giving LoB a hell of a workout recently. stay sane unsourced quote ghost :ohdear:

# ? Feb 3, 2017 23:51

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

HairyManling posted:

What does NAWALT mean?

Not All Women Are Like That

It's generally used as a term of derision anytime someone says something they perceive as "white knighting"

EDIT: for example:

Horrible man A: I think I might have finally found a woman who's somehow intelligent and not solely interested in riding the cock carousel, I'm gonna go for it

Horrible man B: Ugh, another NAWALT beta cuck, good luck getting raped by the matriarchy

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:00

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

HappyKitty posted:

Not All Women Are Like That

It's generally used as a term of derision anytime someone says something they perceive as "white knighting"

EDIT: for example:

Horrible man A: I think I might have finally found a woman who's somehow intelligent and not solely interested in riding the cock carousel, I'm gonna go for it

Horrible man B: Ugh, another NAWALT beta cuck, good luck getting raped by the matriarchy

lol at redpillers stealing womens intellectual labour and loving it up

# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:08

HairyManling: Jul 20, 2011; No flipping.; Fun Shoe

God drat. I almost feel kind of sad for these people and their broken brains. My father was (or is I guess, I don't talk to him anymore) a real misogynistic piece of poo poo and used to put all kinds of horrible poo poo in my head regarding women. I wonder how many of these dudes had the same type of thing during childhood and just never broke away from it.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:20

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

poptart_fairy posted:

I have somehow transitioned from complaining that the protesters who stopped Milo's undocumented-outing speech are evil to complaining that liberals don't do enough practical things to stop Milo. If only all movements could be as constructive as me and my friends at gamergate.

The princess was hosed 5000 times

If the start age of sexual life is more or less 15, by the time the cupcake is ready to settle down at age of 25-27 she has already 10-12 years of loving. We are talking about from 2000 to 5000+ sexual acts with other men, we are talking about thousands of blowjobs, anals, we are talking about multiple STDs infections and even possible abortions. She swallowed a swimming pool of cum. Even 'young' women are used up and pretty much useless for serious ltr/marriage, possibility of divorce and drama and with these physically and emotionally damaged women is sure as hell. They are squeezed lemons who after such sexual history will be unable to pair bond with their mate.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:44

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Dating is cancer and should be outlawed

Whole dating and hook up culture is worthless and harmful. We should match people through social networks and marry them as soon as it is legally in country/state possible. Basically we should come back to XIXw century match-making people for marriage/kids.

Dating is waste of time, money and resources. It gives people HIV and lifelong STDs. It destroys society and demography. It creates mental illness, depression, anxiety and divorce. It increases women's hypergamy. Dating may give you oral cancer from licking HPV infected pussies. The only who really benefit from it are corporations.

Think about it, if you and your young wife are first lovers, married at 18 or whatever it's legal in your country :

no HIV or STDs

no mental illness, depression and anxiety caused by breakups

divorce chance very low

divorce rape chance low - even it happens there isn't much to steal from you as you are 18 old

by 40 you are done with your multiple kids, you can rest and travel the world

your female is going to bond with you as she won't know other men

Of course it's not possible and , it's just redpill fantasy ,without global war and dictatorship so let it be like it is. The point is ... Dating is least efficient way to get sex, most expensive and most troublesome. In 2017 is simply not worth it until women beg for your cock. Until you are hellbend on 'passing' (aka dilluting) your DNA with a woman and pay child support for next 18 years, there is zero reasons to deal with females. They are bad friends, boring companionship, time and money sucking blackholes, they can't cook, can't dance and suck in bed. They can't even tell a loving joke.

If you desire sex focus on trying to find sex provider aka escort and the girl will be HOT unlike your dating mates . If you are lonely join some sport team, support group or go online and chat with people.

Tinder and whole online dating bullshit must be boycotted by men, leave women to Chads and desperados and let them get emotionally and physically destroyed. In 2017 you don't really need women, all need for women is fantasy and remnants of bluepill programming.

"Divorce Rape" means alimony and child support plus equitable division of common property, doesn't it?

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HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

Breetai posted:

"Divorce Rape" means alimony and child support plus equitable division of common property, doesn't it?

http://tindeck.com/listen/cwbuf

From our own homegrown IOSM

EDIT: now with link - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774358&pagenumber=1

# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:08

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

I'm still kind of disappointed there was a fairly reasonable delay between the OP and that response. Could have only been better if it was typed up within minutes of DLAO asking her question.

e; man, 50 dollars on Milo avatars in the last month. One of you has money to burn.

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:13

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

poptart_fairy posted:

I guess I'm just a little irritated by the amount of slacktivisim this seems to cross over with. So much of it is tied up into "signal boosting" bollocks that doesn't seem to do much more than create hashtags. Eh. It's a wider issue than Milo though, that one.

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:19

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

poptart_fairy posted:

I'm still kind of disappointed there was a fairly reasonable delay between the OP and that response. Could have only been better if it was typed up within minutes of DLAO asking her question.

e; man, 50 dollars on Milo avatars in the last month. One of you has money to burn.

What the gently caress do you expect? Its no mystery or inaccuracy that young women go through men like tampons and I used tampons as an example for good reason.

The tampon is the utility and the women is the vessel. She doesn't change anything about herself until she nears the wall or hits it and by then, she finally realized she has used, abused and ultimately exploited countless wonderful men.

Men are infinitely changing in their efforts to be better human beings, whether its for the 'better' or the worse. So when women select men, they ultimately know from the start what type of men these men are.

So when they pick the bad boy, rear end in a top hat, they pretend he's not an rear end in a top hat and they cover it with lustful, erotic feelings. Then 99.9% of the time, they attempt the fix because they love sucking chad's cock but they want him as a long term lover. Chad doesn't give a gently caress because he knows women generally don't change for their men or put much effort in.

You see countless times where a chad pretends he cares about these women but he ultimately see's through their bullshit personality's and shallow-ness.

So they date chad, love loving chad and then they try to change chad but chad doesn't care for that shallow, exploitative bullshit.

By that point, after they have hosed 40 chads, they decide to generalize all men as 'rear end in a top hat chads' and then they use textbook projection, in the same merit, synergized with that and they make articles about clear projection.

so then , somehow, all men are assholes. Now at this point, some men, not al, maybe a small minority but I truly think a moderate amount is starting to wake up to this abuse and exploitation. They MAY NOT ADMIT IT but at the back of many, many, many men's mind, they think to themselves...."are all women this abusive and exploitative and crazy?. I'm with this girl and at the first she was nice but now I realize she's using me. If I break up it will be months maybe even years before a new relationship and wait...she knows this. So she has me on hooky'

# ? Feb 4, 2017 01:57

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

Lottery of Babylon posted:

What the gently caress do you expect? Its no mystery or inaccuracy that young women go through men like tampons and I used tampons as an example for good reason.

The tampon is the utility and the women is the vessel. She doesn't change anything about herself until she nears the wall or hits it and by then, she finally realized she has used, abused and ultimately exploited countless wonderful men.

Men are infinitely changing in their efforts to be better human beings, whether its for the 'better' or the worse. So when women select men, they ultimately know from the start what type of men these men are.

So when they pick the bad boy, rear end in a top hat, they pretend he's not an rear end in a top hat and they cover it with lustful, erotic feelings. Then 99.9% of the time, they attempt the fix because they love sucking chad's cock but they want him as a long term lover. Chad doesn't give a gently caress because he knows women generally don't change for their men or put much effort in.

You see countless times where a chad pretends he cares about these women but he ultimately see's through their bullshit personality's and shallow-ness.

So they date chad, love loving chad and then they try to change chad but chad doesn't care for that shallow, exploitative bullshit.

By that point, after they have hosed 40 chads, they decide to generalize all men as 'rear end in a top hat chads' and then they use textbook projection, in the same merit, synergized with that and they make articles about clear projection.

so then , somehow, all men are assholes. Now at this point, some men, not al, maybe a small minority but I truly think a moderate amount is starting to wake up to this abuse and exploitation. They MAY NOT ADMIT IT but at the back of many, many, many men's mind, they think to themselves...."are all women this abusive and exploitative and crazy?. I'm with this girl and at the first she was nice but now I realize she's using me. If I break up it will be months maybe even years before a new relationship and wait...she knows this. So she has me on hooky'

You're a hero. Sincerely.

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 05:40

poptart_fairy: Apr 8, 2009; by R. Guyovich

Professor Oak asking for the right pronouns to use. That's very considerate.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:40

Lottery of Babylon: Apr 25, 2012; STRAIGHT TROPIN'

poptart_fairy posted:

Professor Oak asking for the right pronouns to use. That's very considerate.

Do women deserve freedom of speech and press?

# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:51

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Hiraghm/status/827550824846999552

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:44

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 13:17

fizzymercury: Aug 18, 2011

How the hell is hating on Twenty One Pilots ableism?

# ? Feb 4, 2017 13:39

Elblanco: May 26, 2008

fizzymercy posted:

How the hell is hating on Twenty One Pilots ableism?

All 21 pilots are one person's headmates.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 15:28

BioEnchanted: Aug 9, 2011; He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

fizzymercy posted:

How the hell is hating on Twenty One Pilots ableism?

I actually did a bit of research to see if either of them had come out as being diagnosed with anything - nothing that I could find but from their interviews they seem charming, so while I don't care about the music I'm cool with the band as a thing.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:21

SocketWrench: Jul 8, 2012; by Fritz the Horse

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Mary Puppins.
Pupperoni.
Puppin Fresh
Pupcicle

puppchen

# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:35

TrekBek: Mar 27, 2013; slug life

have these redpill guys ever considered that maybe all those "chads" bagging the girls aren't actually assholes and are actually normal guys who treat women normally and that's why cindy from accounting isn't immediately abandoning her fiance for them?

I mean, if these girls are loving thousands of men, surely it can't be very hard. why are they having such problems and no one else is.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:15

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I remember back when I was first seeing the whole "all girls date assholes, not nice guys" online my first thought was, well, yeah, of course she says all her exes are assholes, otherwise they'd still be together? Thats what they call people they break up with because it makes them feel better. How innocent I was.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:33

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

TrekBek posted:

have these redpill guys ever considered...

they're incapable of rational thought

# ? Feb 4, 2017 21:59

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

SocketWrench posted:

puppchen

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 22:29

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

TrekBek posted:

have these redpill guys ever considered that maybe all those "chads" bagging the girls aren't actually assholes and are actually normal guys who treat women normally and that's why cindy from accounting isn't immediately abandoning her fiance for them?

I mean, if these girls are loving thousands of men, surely it can't be very hard. why are they having such problems and no one else is.

Ahahahahaha.

ha ha ha ha ha,

Ahaha.

ha

# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:04

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

TrekBek posted:

have these redpill guys ever considered that maybe all those "chads" bagging the girls aren't actually assholes and are actually normal guys who treat women normally and that's why cindy from accounting isn't immediately abandoning her fiance for them?

I mean, if these girls are loving thousands of men, surely it can't be very hard. why are they having such problems and no one else is.

It's the same reason you hear people say stuff like "I'm not racist" right before they tell you that, you know, Hitler had some good ideas.

I'm a good person, and racism is bad. Therefore, I'm not racist.

I'm a good person, and being nice is good. Therefore, I'm nice. The only reason Cindy isn't dating me is because she must hate nice guys.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:45

Plom Bar: Jun 5, 2004; hardest time i ever done

If you want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes there's a thread in gibbis about r/incel

# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:55

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

TrekBek posted:

have these redpill guys ever considered that maybe all those "chads" bagging the girls aren't actually assholes and are actually normal guys who treat women normally and that's why cindy from accounting isn't immediately abandoning her fiance for them?

I mean, if these girls are loving thousands of men, surely it can't be very hard. why are they having such problems and no one else is.

"I'm a devoted nice guy. Everyone who isn't is an rear end in a top hat!"

If you're not:

worshipping the ground she walks on
spendings literal every waking moment with her instead of your own friends
writing poetry and serenading her on a regular basis
constantly defending her from the world's scum and villainry
other dumb poo poo they do in harem animes that nobody in real life thinks is charming or attractive

Then you're an rear end in a top hat.

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:55

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

hyperhazard posted:

It's the same reason you hear people say stuff like "I'm not racist" right before they tell you that, you know, Hitler had some good ideas.

I'm a good person, and racism is bad. Therefore, I'm not racist.

I'm a good person, and being nice is good. Therefore, I'm nice. The only reason Cindy isn't dating me is because she must hate nice guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4hh1YhDfbA

# ? Feb 4, 2017 23:57

Midnight Voyager: Jul 2, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

My aunt hasn't posted anything lovely since she deleted that blowup argument she had on my Facebook wall. My grandmother was happy people were protesting the ban. Everything was good.

I forgot about my lovely cousin.

# ? Feb 5, 2017 00:55

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Midnight Voyager posted:

My aunt hasn't posted anything lovely since she deleted that blowup argument she had on my Facebook wall. My grandmother was happy people were protesting the ban. Everything was good.

I forgot about my lovely cousin.

Please tell them for me, a trans woman, that there is no debating that Milo is a useless oval office who should gently caress off and gently caress himself with a belt sander, and not an "opposing viewpoint".
Thanks!

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:01

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

oldpainless posted:

I always thought the other names were her previous kids and they had been crossed out cuz they died

Or something

More like ohldpaynliss

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# ? May 15, 2024 16:44

El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

Picnic Princess posted:

I remember back when I was first seeing the whole "all girls date assholes, not nice guys" online my first thought was, well, yeah, of course she says all her exes are assholes, otherwise they'd still be together? Thats what they call people they break up with because it makes them feel better. How innocent I was.

I'd prefer this to the lesbian thing where everyone is always trying to sell you on how great their ex is and how you should totally date. And it's like "didn't you say that your ex loved her dog more than you, had a coke problem and got you kicked out of Red Lobster for spitting on a waiter?"

# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:34

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