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CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

1500quidporsche posted:

Personally I think they should focus a little less on loving about with the paint and name changes, and perhaps channel that energy towards making the loving car competitive.

1500quid, have you learned NOTHING about F1 from your time in the worst thread? There are priorities.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Human Grand Prix posted:

They should have just continued with the pre-1981 naming system. Which might have been confusing because this car would be the "M31".

I would've been fine with this.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It's that cool F1 photography auction time again. http://zoom-auction.com/gallery.htm

Eric Boullier is the hero we all deserve.

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
If McLaren goes back to orange liveries and pre 1982 car names, I'll be an unquestionable fan.

George Zimmer fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Feb 3, 2017

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


I wish they would have counted back from the very beginning and called it the MCL62 or something.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I wish they'd just rename the team Brabham tbh

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Why not just call it the MCL6. Based on where they're realistically going to finish in next years WCC standings.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Neither of those names are intimidating enough. They should name it the thunderfucker 9000. Put a little bit of fear into the competition.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

CratSock posted:

What the gently caress was THAT?


I went to 10:43 in this video first, and saw good guys Nando and Kimi hoisting that public menace up for his win, and was moved by Nando's genuine happiness for the guy.


:crossarms:

Oh yea, they look absolutely thrilled.


Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Pastor Maldonado crashes a lot

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm still confused by Ferarri giving the go ahead for this:
NSFW, like proper they put Kimi in bondage pornNSFW :
http://imgur.com/sHjxySZ
http://imgur.com/llV4SBe

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Feb 3, 2017

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Brainwong reappears after a season long hiatus amd El Hefe goes missing? Makes you think.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Brainwong reappears after a season long hiatus amd El Hefe goes missing? Makes you think.

This could be a Clark Kent/Superman situation. Only he goes into a phone booth and puts on a bushy mustache

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Theophany posted:

Why not just call it the MCL6. Based on where they're realistically going to finish in next years WCC standings.
A bit ambitious, don't you think?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

A bit ambitious, don't you think?

the 2018 mclaren we're trying our best please stop laughing

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Not brave enough to call the car the McLapper

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

learnincurve posted:

It's that cool F1 photography auction time again. http://zoom-auction.com/gallery.htm

Eric Boullier is the hero we all deserve.



Is that Haas or House in the back row?



MattD1zzl3 posted:

:crossarms:

Oh yea, they look absolutely thrilled.


Kimi is Kimi, what do you expect from him? But Nando gives him a pat and a smile that looks legit at one point. Or maybe he was thinking to himself "I just got beat by Pastor Maldonado... LOL"

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

learnincurve posted:

I'm still confused by Ferarri giving the go ahead for this:
NSFW, like proper they put Kimi in bondage pornNSFW :
http://imgur.com/sHjxySZ
http://imgur.com/llV4SBe

Yeah, so weird on so many levels. Why would Ferrari ever approve it? What company would use that to advertise? WHAT the gently caress were they actually advertising?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I think it was Russian sunglasses.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

CratSock posted:

Kimi is Kimi, what do you expect from him? But Nando gives him a pat and a smile that looks legit at one point. Or maybe he was thinking to himself "I just got beat by Pastor Maldonado... LOL"

I remember hearing somewhere that Nando was on the radio saying that he wasn't catching him and asking the team to do something and they told him not to worry about it because it was Maldonado.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
#welldonehugo

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
It is mind blowing that the most recent williams winner is.... pasta maldonado. And in the supershite AT&T livery era at that. There had to have been some cheating or something going on there.

Good thing the cars conveniently burned to a crisp before the FIA could have a look :iamafag:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Speaking of Williams technical directors known for being cheating swines, Pat Symonds may be up for Herbie's old job, which is to catch any cheating.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

MattD1zzl3 posted:

It is mind blowing that the most recent williams winner is.... pasta maldonado. And in the supershite AT&T livery era at that. There had to have been some cheating or something going on there.

Good thing the cars conveniently burned to a crisp before the FIA could have a look :iamafag:

Also right after he won, he saved people from an inferno. A true F1 hero.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Oh lol Ferarri ferarried again. http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/formula-1-teams-warned-against-preloaded-start-trick-871019/

How to red team:
Step one: fine out that another team has a thing
Step two: Try to recreate the thing
Step three: Fail.
Step four: report the thing to Charlie and get it banned

Side note the happy thought occurs that Horner just might be hosed. He has repeatedly told a story about how when red bull offered him the job just after the take over, the old team principle wasn't informed he was now out of a job, and it was really embarrassing *smug chuckle* because he was greeting the team at the same time as the other guy was clearing out his office. That poor unfortunate soul was one guenther steiner. That would be the same guenther steiner who is now the team principle in the only American team in a sport now owned by Americans. Oh dearie me.

BubbaGrace
Jul 14, 2006

1500quidporsche posted:

Personally I think they should focus a little less on loving about with the paint and name changes, and perhaps channel that energy towards making the loving car competitive.

Yes because the guys in marketing and branding are also the same guys wrenching on the car in the garage.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
F1 probably wouldn't have to go a few seconds faster this year by adding Aero if all the Ferrari bans over the years hadn't gone through. Make F1 great again, ban Ferrari!

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

BubbaGrace posted:

Yes because the guys in marketing and branding are also the same guys wrenching on the car in the garage.

Maybe they should've hired an actual technical director instead of a marketing and branding guy.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1500quidporsche posted:

Maybe they should've hired an actual technical director instead of a marketing and branding guy.

They should hire 4 of them.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

Maybe they should've hired an actual technical director instead of a marketing and branding guy.

They legit have three.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

MattD1zzl3 posted:

This could be a Clark Kent/Superman situation. Only he goes into a phone booth and puts on a bushy mustache

So he dresses up as Their Nige and has a moan?

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

wicka posted:

They legit have three.

I'd take a paddy lowe or a James Allison over the three chucklefucks they have now.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

GramCracker posted:

So he dresses up as Their Nige and has a moan?

'Why do you give the best suits to the other alien super beings?'

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


1500quidporsche posted:

I'd take a paddy lowe or a James Allison over the three chucklefucks they have now.

Right, but there's more than one way to skin a cat, and folks like those don't go to teams that already have a Technical Director, Director of Engineering, and Chief Engineer. They want to be the single man in charge and they won't get that at McLaren. Hell, that's arguably why Paddy Lowe left Mercedes. And, frankly, I think engineering is the last area that needs to be addressed in the dumpster fire that is McLaren in 2017.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I dunno its arguable but I don't think Mclaren's aero was as strong as they liked to claim the past few years. Whether that was completely down to the lack of power or not, I dunno.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Paddy Lowe owns a chunk of Williams now which is probably a big part of why he left for them. Frank isn't well and Clare's a media/finances type, so he's going to have unchecked freedom to do what he wants with the car.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

learnincurve posted:

Paddy Lowe owns a chunk of Williams now which is probably a big part of why he left for them. Frank isn't well and Clare's a media/finances type, so he's going to have unchecked freedom to do what he wants with the car.


Id do what i want with her car, if you know what i mean fellas

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Is that the car Are Pastor won in

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

He certainly drove it if the wheel is anything to go by.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

MattD1zzl3 posted:

Id do what i want with her car, if you know what i mean fellas


I'm not your fella, bro

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