- City of Glompton
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may you never find the config file you need to modify to enjoy your game the way you want
may the hair at the nape of your neck never fully dry
may you drop your pill in the sink and have it get just a little wet, not enough that it is ruined but enough that you really don't want to put it in your mouth
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Feb 4, 2017 05:10
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 4, 2024 09:13
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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may you never find the config file you need to modify to enjoy your game the way you want
mods please permaban
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Feb 4, 2017 07:57
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- Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
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may you start going bald, but not so much that it's cool and just enough that you're racked with indecision every time you consider a haircut
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Feb 4, 2017 14:58
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- bradzilla
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May your soap pump always drain, so you have to pump it several times to get soap the next time you use it
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Feb 4, 2017 19:41
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- School Nickname
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*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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May your dog turn his nose up at dry dog food.
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Feb 5, 2017 03:11
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- StandardVC10
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This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant
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May your dog turn his nose up at dry dog food.
May your cat turn her nose up at food randomly for reasons you can't understand.
...wait.
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Feb 5, 2017 04:28
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- xcheopis
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May your toast always be just a little too over- or under-cooked.
May your butter always tear the bread.
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Feb 7, 2017 01:57
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- stimulated emission
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D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
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May you always feel like you're about to sneeze when talking to your boss
You are the HOMO to my LUMO
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Feb 7, 2017 03:01
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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May the thing you just bought go on sale the day after you bought it.
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Feb 7, 2017 20:48
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- google THIS
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May your posts get misattributed on the front page.
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Feb 15, 2017 18:16
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- Beachcomber
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Another day in paradise.
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May you cook a dish perfectly, but you are never able to replicate it quite as good again.
May 2/3 of restaurants you finally decide you like enough to be your "go to" restaurant of that type go out of business within 6 months, or revovate but never actually reopen.
May your seedless oranges always have at least one half-sized malformed seed.
May you always pick your least favorite chocolate from the box first.
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Feb 16, 2017 06:25
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- bradzilla
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May your swipe-texting never get the correct word on the first try.
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Feb 17, 2017 02:39
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- unpleasantly turgid
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u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
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Your laceless shoes' laces are always untied
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Feb 17, 2017 02:59
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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May your mother always call you by your sibling's name before catching her mistake and correcting herself.
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Feb 17, 2017 04:45
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 4, 2024 09:13
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- The X-man cometh
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May you always pull the door when you should push it, and always push the door when you should pull.
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Feb 17, 2017 05:34
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