Let's Do Lay's a Flavor

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Wendy's Frosty-Flavored Chips:

It's the 2nd best part of going to Wendy's (the frosty) married to the 9th or 10th best part of going to Wendy's: Dipping your fries into your Frosty.

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JediTalentAgent posted:

Wendy's Frosty-Flavored Chips:

It's the 2nd best part of going to Wendy's (the frosty) married to the 9th or 10th best part of going to Wendy's: Dipping your fries into your Frosty.

I'd only approve if it was basically just a regular bag of chips someone dumped a Frosty in right before the bag was sealed.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:59

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:59

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

"Seminal Fluid" is okay apparently:

To vote on mine, go to this page and click the "I'd Eat That" button.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:01

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https://www.dousaflavor.com/flavor-pantry/93487/189387

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Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Feb 4, 2017

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:03

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

death by computer posted:

I'd only approve if it was basically just a regular bag of chips someone dumped a Frosty in right before the bag was sealed.

What if it were like a DQ Blizzard or McD McFlurry? You get your frosty and they dump a cup of chips into the top of it and it gets mulched up into crunchy mix-in flavor?

Or if the Frosty machine dispensed with bits of broken chips or if it had a 'swirl' feature where it'd be a spiral of hot mashed potatoes and cold chocolate frosty?

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:04

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

I was going to name one "Disney�" but apparently they decided to ban that word for some reason.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:11

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:13

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

They just removed my "Busted Nut" and "Seminal Fluid" flavors and scolded me via email.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:19

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Friginator posted:

They just removed my "Busted Nut" and "Seminal Fluid" flavors and scolded me via email.

Post that "sternly worded letter"!

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:20

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Friginator posted:

They just removed my "Busted Nut" and "Seminal Fluid" flavors and scolded me via email.

Please share

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:21

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Gridlocked posted:

Please share

So far, they've sent me about 15 of those. Here's one:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:24

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

No, it's just a robo-email. Unfortunately, they didn't take the time to point out specifically what was wrong:

quote:

We can't accept your flavor for the following reasons:

Any third-party that would require prior clearance, including but not limited to:
Competitive brand names mentioned by consumers or said brands (outside of approved brand mentions) Restaurant names
Celebrities, athletes, musicians or artists
Sports teams or organizations
TV shows, networks
Movies, studios
Songs, lyrics
Anything trademarked
Politically incorrect, politically polarizing or culturally insensitive references
Profanity or vulgarity and references to illegal activities

But these two are okay:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:24

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Friginator posted:

No, it's just a robo-email. Unfortunately, they didn't take the time to point out specifically what was wrong:

God, do I wish those were personalized.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:26

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

death by computer posted:

God, do I wish those were personalized.

I know, right? "Dear Adam, What the gently caress is wrong with you?!"

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:28

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Lay's Crushed and Broken Dreams
(It's a vacuum packed bag of pulverized chips in a brick like a bunch of coffee grounds)

Lay's Lady Lay's
(Little mini chips made from baby potatoes.)

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:29

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Friginator posted:

I know, right? "Dear Adam, What the gently caress is wrong with you?!"

"We here at Frito-Lay would like to state that we hope you seek therapy and, if you currently are, that the nurses see fit to restrict your internet access."

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:32

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

"Goatse" isn't allowed, unfortunately. "Tubgirl" is, but unfortunately there's no good graphic to go with it:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:34

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Friginator posted:

"Goatse" isn't allowed, unfortunately. "Tubgirl" is, but unfortunately there's no good graphic to go with it:

Also acceptable:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:41

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

AHAHHAHA This poo poo is owned by PepsiCo.

:smug:

Friginator posted:

I know, right? "Dear Adam, What the gently caress is wrong with you?!"

Dear Adam. While I appreciate you sending every lascivious and lewd natured suggestion that popped into your Lilliputian sized brain, I would hope that you take the same time and effort to thoroughly research and vet a competent psychologist/psychiatrist in the hopes of bettering your interpersonal relationships. I feel that the benefit of you being an upstanding member of society will be infinitely more rewarding than posting a cheap, trite "joke" upon some darkened corner of the web, that some schmuck made, over 15 years ago, as a "Humor" website.

Thank you, and the best to you and yours, especially your mother.

A stockholder of the PepsiCo company.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:42

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Got sent an email after the Tubgirl one, so I guess someone caught it. But this one seems pretty straightforward:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:45

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VendaGoat posted:

AHAHHAHA This poo poo is owned by PepsiCo.

Oh boy

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:50

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Dear Adam,

Seriously could you please loving stop it with the constant stream of lewd themed flavor suggestions! I don't care if you think "Sauce That Looks Like Wet poo poo" and "LoL Dick Pickle" are a tasty flavor combination. And honestly no one wants to eat "Granny Got Cream Pied" even if its a coconut cream pie flavored chip with lime zest.

I'm loving sick of having to delete your random poo poo you inanely pump out every few seconds and send you the standard response till you stop; I've got enough work to do with removing "MAGA" flavored chips and any number of the ways the word "Negro" is placed onto a packet by some assclown than to continually deal with you.

Please just stop!

Regards,
PepsiCo IT Tech Burt

# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:51

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Here's an example of the "do's" and "don't's" of doing Lay's a Flavor:

# ? Feb 4, 2017 09:09

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

I think I did a good job.

https://www.dousaflavor.com/flavor-pantry/97810/189836

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Jen X fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Feb 4, 2017

# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:49

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

These things always suck and they always choose flavors similar to their other crap

# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:09

Zybourne Clock: Oct 25, 2011; Poke me.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:43

Crimson: Nov 7, 2002

I mean it's not a hard filter to get around.

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Crimson fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Feb 4, 2017

# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:59

Crimson: Nov 7, 2002

Crimson posted:

I mean it's not a hard filter to get around.

God damnit. Why can't you remove attachments

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# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:02

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JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Lay's "Atzatziki on Titan". It's essentially the same as their Gyro from last year but with chicken.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:17

Wank: Apr 26, 2008

Zybourne Clock posted:

Unironically would buy this

# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:29

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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

it's really weird and i've never been able to get an explanation out of them other than "it's just what we do"

You can get cartons and jugs in Canada too. I buy the bags though. I guess its better for the environment because it uses less plastic than jugs? It is a mystery.

# ? Feb 4, 2017 14:26