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Betsy, I don't hate the boy because he's a gay. I sucked my share of dicks in the 90s, dammit! It's just that he's such a fat dimwit, honestly~
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:58 |
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Must he stand in front of the TV, too???
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:06 |
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*staring into mirror, gathering confidence* Alright, you can do this. It's not that hard. Just four simple words. *deep breath, tense exhale as I make eye contact with my reflection* "Hi, Gay. I'm Dad."
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:11 |
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Son: "Mom, Dad.....I'm gay." Mom: "Yeah, we know. We've known for a while."
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:20 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:Son: "Mom, Dad.....I'm gay." Brother? Is that you?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:20 |
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ProfessorMurder posted:Son: "Mom, Dad.....I'm gay." Dad: "wait we have?"
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:21 |
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Push honey! PUSH! CMON! PUSH!
Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Feb 4, 2017 |
# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:23 |
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whats wrong with it
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:27 |
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Gridlocked posted:Push honey! PUSH! CMON! PUSH! *head pops out* C'MON, PUSH! PUSH IT BACK IN! THAT FACE IS NOT READY TO EXIST YET
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:28 |
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Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings* Dad: Oh poo poo the hospital just called, somethings going wrong I gotta get there fast! *drives car breaking the speed limit to get there, parks in the first available place and runs to the maternity ward* Admin Lady: "Hello Sir how can I-" Dad: "Where's my wife!? What's wrong? The doctor didn't say he just said to come fast. Please!" Admin Lady: *sad sigh* "One second sir I'll call the doctor please take a seat." *sits down and fidgets non stop till doctor appears nearly an eternity later* Doctor: "I'm sorry, that 'minor problem' we noted a few days ago wasn't responding to the medication; we ah...." Dad: "Tell me doctor" Doctor: "We were forced to choose between her and the baby.... I'm sorry." Dad: *attempts to hold back tears* "C-can I see her?" Doctor: "I think she is still sleeping but come this way..." *doctor opens door to let dad into room* Wife: *weeping softly to herself rolled over facing away from the door* Dad: *stunned into silence* Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Feb 4, 2017 |
# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:30 |
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That's okay son, as long as you are a top
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:31 |
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*buys the kid a forums acct haha dumb kid now you're hosed
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:34 |
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death by computer posted:*staring into mirror, gathering confidence* "So what?"
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:38 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:43 |
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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings*
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:44 |
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Hey someone got it
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:44 |
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HI GAY I'M DAD
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:46 |
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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings* *wife slowly rolls over to face her husband, her face a screwed-up contorted wreck, as if there's some devastating exclamation of unimaginable intensity she's using all of her emotional strength to hold inside* Wife: .........I'm gay. *wife bursts into maniacal laughter as dad stumbles backwards, wilts and folds into himself, completely owned on a level never seen by man before*
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:59 |
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Hardawn posted:Must he stand in front of the TV, too??? Hahah
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 09:19 |
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*points to gay son* that's me
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 09:32 |
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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings* ahahahaha
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 09:42 |
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Does anyone remember that funny post (can't remember if it was a real post or a parody) featuring this woman (I think?) going on and on about how she hoped her potential future child would turn out to be gay? I don't know how to describe it any better than that but I remember reading it here a few times. I want to read it again.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 09:59 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:35 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:54 |
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IDGI
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:56 |
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That guy wants to gently caress a dog.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:39 |
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Kid: I'm gay. (CHILD WAS GROUNDED FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:21 |
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betsy??? who the f*ck is named betsey????
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 12:46 |
Mega64 posted:(CHILD WAS GROUNDED FOR THIS POST) this needs to be the new probation tag
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 13:33 |
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Kid: "Dad, I'm gay" Me: "W-who are you and how'd you get into my house!? I'm calling th--" Kid: "I already cut the phone lines."
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:17 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:22 |
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More ban bait threads? Sheesh
R-Type fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Feb 4, 2017 |
# ? Feb 4, 2017 16:27 |
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Gridlocked posted:Dad: *chatting to friends online about imminent birth of child, wife is in the hospital. suddenly the phone rings* uh, the "dad" and wife in this story are not parents and do not belong in this thread
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 17:18 |
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Mega64 posted:Kid: I'm gay. lol
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:00 |
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THANKS RICHARD
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:03 |
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*smiles warmly, hugs, sheds a single tear of joy* *feels deep sense of shame, is actually crying from crushing disappointment* *never fully recovers, dies unhappy*
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:11 |
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Kid gay, so what?
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:13 |
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Gridlocked posted:Hey someone got it Yours was a good post and also the first thing that I thought of because I am ridiculously fond of loss edits even after all this time
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:13 |
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Government Handjob posted:Yours was a good post and also the first thing that I thought of because I am ridiculously fond of loss edits even after all this time If someone doesn't love loss edits then they're dead inside.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:15 |
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Does this mean I don't have to pay for the wedding
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 18:19 |