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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


I don't think this person quite gets anarchy.

:qq: Why does the government not like that I hate governments? I willingly participated in the election and everything!

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

AlphaKretin posted:

I don't think this person quite gets anarchy.

I think you'll find a great many people who voted for the oompa loompa also don't quite get it either.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sorry its a FB video but does this count?

https://www.facebook.com/AwarenessAct/videos/1294307753917092/

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

That all came out nice and neat considering how "spontaneous" it was.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw EU nations are competing to become #2 after America.

http://everysecondcounts.eu

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Powaqoatse posted:

btw EU nations are competing to become #2 after America.

http://everysecondcounts.eu

Well that made my morning.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Humphreys posted:

It's one of those words that I love when Americans get the wrong image in their heads. The opposite for me is hearing a british person talking about his Router and pronouncing it Rooter (root means gently caress here). "My router is broken" = "My penis is broken"

just FYI, since you said "one of those words" and I assume you're referring to thongs, it gets better because the thing you call a "singlet" is referred to here as a "tank top". In American English, a singlet is this:



so the image of bogans riding motorcycles up and down the boardwalk wearing "thongs and singlets" is truly remarkable

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sagebrush posted:

just FYI, since you said "one of those words" and I assume you're referring to thongs, it gets better because the thing you call a "singlet" is referred to here as a "tank top". In American English, a singlet is this:



so the image of bogans riding motorcycles up and down the boardwalk wearing "thongs and singlets" is truly remarkable

im that guys scrotum

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Powaqoatse posted:

im that guys scrotum

In Australia we call those wallaby danglers

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Bates posted:

Well that made my morning.

holy poo poo the belgian one, when it gets to manneken pis lmbo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

In Australia we call those wallaby danglers

i thought they were dingly danglers

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe
Thongs mean the same thing as flip flops/flojos/sandals in the part of California that I'm from. Maybe that's due to the brief period in the late 80's/early 90's when Billabong was a popular brand around here? Just the other day I told my 8 year old daughter to "get her thongs on" and she went upstairs and put her flip flops on. It's not that uncommon around here.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Y'all should get on Malaysia's level and call them 'Japanese slippers' like we do over here :colbert:

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

CommissarMega posted:

Y'all should get on Malaysia's level and call them 'Japanese slippers' like we do over here :colbert:

New Zealand has jandals, as in Japanese sandals.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Läpsyttimet, släbärit, think Finnish wins here.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CommissarMega posted:

Y'all should get on Malaysia's level and call them 'Japanese slippers' like we do over here :colbert:

BRB, drawing some graffiti that looks vaguely japanese on my garden flip flops.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



doverhog posted:

Läpsyttimet, släbärit, think Finnish wins here.

nice

fwiw theyre called klipklapper in danish

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Powaqoatse posted:

nice

fwiw theyre called klipklapper in danish

Scrotums or flip-flops?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Stoatbringer posted:

Scrotums or flip-flops?

well you can call both that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



scrotums are usually called klokkeværk tho

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sagebrush posted:

just FYI, since you said "one of those words" and I assume you're referring to thongs, it gets better because the thing you call a "singlet" is referred to here as a "tank top". In American English, a singlet is this:



so the image of bogans riding motorcycles up and down the boardwalk wearing "thongs and singlets" is truly remarkable

HAHAAH really?

The pants part I would think is closely resembling 'budgie smugglers"



(That's one of our ex-Prime Ministers)

EDIT: Never seen a bogan on a bike. They are always being fat and near a 'ute'

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 12:04 on Feb 4, 2017

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
The more Australian term for singlet is actually 'wifebeater', for obvious and terrible reasons.

So that remarkable specimen is rocking a wifebeater and thongs, he's switched his daks out for (presumably) boardies, he's sitting on an esky and going to town on an ice cold stubbie of VB, and his dog bluey is riding in the back of his shitbox ute

That whole picture is drat good Schadenfreude

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bLoheF3uc

Well, with all this scandinavian/nordic chat, we can't not have Snehaderen up.


Yes, that's actually danish and no, he's not having a stroke. I'll let someone who's actually Danish translate it, but the jist of it is 'gently caress poo poo piss'.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

The more Australian term for singlet is actually 'wifebeater', for obvious and terrible reasons.

So that remarkable specimen is rocking a wifebeater and thongs, he's switched his daks out for (presumably) boardies, he's sitting on an esky and going to town on an ice cold stubbie of VB, and his dog bluey is riding in the back of his shitbox ute

That whole picture is drat good Schadenfreude

US uses wifebeater as well. Also the rarely used dago-t.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I don't wanna translate the whole thing like a subtitle, but the first full screen caption is

"THE SNOW HATER..Pissed off man, in the night, in the snow. not at all pleased. SATAN... Aaass, poo poo, cock, asscock and SATAN"

which is actually a pretty good summary of the whole video now that I think about it.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A short parleur:

Lort = poo poo
Røv = rear end
Pik = cock
Pis = piss
Satans forbandede pisselorterøv for helvede = the cursed piss-poo poo-rear end of Satan in hell

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

The more Australian term for singlet is actually 'wifebeater', for obvious and terrible reasons.

So that remarkable specimen is rocking a wifebeater and thongs, he's switched his daks out for (presumably) boardies, he's sitting on an esky and going to town on an ice cold stubbie of VB, and his dog bluey is riding in the back of his shitbox ute

That whole picture is drat good Schadenfreude

Bingo on everything but the dog and the "shitbotx ute".

It isn't a cattle dog (it's a boxer - calling it bluey would cause any owner near me to get a punch in the gob) and that ute is a treasure!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
New Stunts Gone Wrong compilation!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3g9LJzUjOE


Edit: oh drat, they've also got a Dumbest Brawls compilation. It has several instances of what we in Australia refer to as "scrag fights".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phLUPaOZqSE
There are some excellent taser shots in that video.

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 15:09 on Feb 4, 2017

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Humphreys posted:

Bingo on everything but the dog and the "shitbotx ute".

It isn't a cattle dog (it's a boxer - calling it bluey would cause any owner near me to get a punch in the gob) and that ute is a treasure!

yeah the boxer was a stretch but i couldnt think of anything else to put and i didnt want to leave it out

i mean i even threw in daks, which nobody says anymore. but the benefit is that we got to display some good old fashioned aussie one-up-manship, arguing over the dumbest whitetrash "culture" in existence, so maybe that was my plan all along

and that ute is for sure a shitbox

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Seems like in that second video, everything went just as planned. Only question is, why.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

AlphaKretin posted:

I don't think this person quite gets anarchy.


Most anarchists don't.

https://mobile.twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/823187255267205120

"Can I speak with my comrade?"

Favorite bit: "You just hit a woman!" (Who was in a mask and hitting a guy with a flagpole.

"Rules? Rules? Who's the loving anarchist here?"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ak Gara posted:

Seems like in that second video, everything went just as planned.

Things still went wrong. Just because it went to plan doesn't make it right. :v:

Ak Gara posted:

Only question is, why.

I'm guessing they thought they could monetize their youtube videos and live a life of ease off that sweet casholah. They look like the kind of people who'd choose testicular trauma over a day job.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'm guessing they thought they could monetize their youtube videos and live a life of ease off that sweet casholah. They look like the kind of people who'd choose testicular trauma over a day job.

You know what? Some days I would too.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Phanatic posted:

Most anarchists don't.


"Can I speak with my comrade?"

Favorite bit: "You just hit a woman!" (Who was in a mask and hitting a guy with a flagpole.

"Rules? Rules? Who's the loving anarchist here?"

There's like 20 cops right there, so it's not really the right place to re-educate the misguided gentleman.

doverhog has a new favorite as of 18:27 on Feb 4, 2017

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
It seems they were discriminating and sexually harassing that man

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

FAROOQ posted:

It seems they were discriminating and sexually harassing that man

Nononono, that's different. He disagrees with us.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Edit: oh drat, they've also got a Dumbest Brawls compilation. It has several instances of what we in Australia refer to as "scrag fights".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phLUPaOZqSE
There are some excellent taser shots in that video.

I still don't understand why people yell worldstar. How did they get into the lovely fight video business?

Bartie
Mar 20, 2006

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

Keru posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9bLoheF3uc

Well, with all this scandinavian/nordic chat, we can't not have Snehaderen up.


Yes, that's actually danish and no, he's not having a stroke. I'll let someone who's actually Danish translate it, but the jist of it is 'gently caress poo poo piss'.

I love this video and relate so much. gently caress snow.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

ilmucche posted:

I still don't understand why people yell worldstar. How did they get into the lovely fight video business?

Here you go old man, maybe ABC News can explain it to you 5 years ago.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/world-star-hip-hop-home-fights-sex-violence/story?id=15493007

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

HairyManling posted:

Thongs mean the same thing as flip flops/flojos/sandals in the part of California that I'm from. Maybe that's due to the brief period in the late 80's/early 90's when Billabong was a popular brand around here?
Earlier than that, by at least thirty years. We called them zoris, though.

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