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jodai posted:1. Most of what kids say is weird and they don't care. As a small kid, my best friend had an adopted black sister. The rest of the family was as white as you get. But everyone just called her his sister, so I literally didn't think anything until I was about 13 and asked my mom "Why is she black?" That was when it was explained to me she was adopted. I'd been around that family so much it just didn't cross my mind that she came from elsewhere. So yeah, my experience too, kids tend to not care until someone tells them to.
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moerketid posted:Awful poo poo that did happen: as a small child/toddler I was really uncomfortable around any brown or black people, despite my mother working with mostly Iranians, to the point of being disgustingly rude. This was because I spent days with my horribly racist, mentally ill grandma who was telling me stuff like "you can't buy penny sweets from the corner shop, the black man's hands have touched them" "their skin is that colour because they're dirty" "you can't drink soda from cans, a black man's hands might have touched it". My mom told me the first time she ever saw black people was on the subway when she still in single-digit ages (this would have been late 1940s New York City). She remembers thinking they must be raisins. Kid logic.
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Avenging_Mikon posted:As a small kid, my best friend had an adopted black sister. The rest of the family was as white as you get. But everyone just called her his sister, so I literally didn't think anything until I was about 13 and asked my mom "Why is she black?" That was when it was explained to me she was adopted. I'd been around that family so much it just didn't cross my mind that she came from elsewhere. So yeah, my experience too, kids tend to not care until someone tells them to. I managed to reach the age of 16 without once figuring out that my "uncles" were a gay couple and that only one of them was my blood relative. I've been quite fortunate when it comes to that kind of thing though. Was raised in an incredibly diverse part of London, so got genuinely confused when my family moved out into the country and there was nothing but older white people in the town we lived.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:29 |
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My Mother was a white supremacist. There's no funny story there, just a lot of pain, sadness, and foster care.
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Biplane posted:My grandma told me the year before she died that she low key hosed german soldiers during the occupation of norway in exchange for cigarettes and candy, at 16. Grandma... My grandpa was a German soldier who spent some time in a Russian prison camp, developed a strong hatred of both fascism and communism, then moved to Australia the first chance he got. Sadly I didn't hear many stories from him. He didn't really talk about it much unless you directly asked him, and he died when I was too young to appreciate them.
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My grandmother was a south Vietnamese child prostitute at the second battle of Antietam when she met my grandfather, who was a 2nd-century Roman centurion whose parents had been devout Shintoists until they were killed by a runaway steam locomotive. Anyway, long story short, I was raised worshiping Xangorp, God-Emperor of Space, and that made for some awkward Christmases, let me tell you!
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:43 |
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My pop pop once said "A good Arab is a dead Arab," which isn't very nice
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 02:46 |
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My granny pronounced racism as ray-shism (like"racial").
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walrusman posted:My grandmother was a south Vietnamese child prostitute at the second battle of Antietam when she met my grandfather, who was a 2nd-century Roman centurion whose parents had been devout Shintoists until they were killed by a runaway steam locomotive. Anyway, long story short, I was raised worshiping Xangorp, God-Emperor of Space, and that made for some awkward Christmases, let me tell you! Sounds plausible.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:My granny pronounced racism as ray-shism (like"racial"). Evidently she's not the only one: https://youtu.be/wa8_pFJVXpg
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This has been making the rounds on my friend's social media lately. Not only did this not happen, but someone thought that this disgusting incest fantasy would make a good meme, and then it did.
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fistful of hammers posted:Evidently she's not the only one: https://youtu.be/wa8_pFJVXpg It mostly seems to be an older Britishy person thing, for people who are posh or want to sound posh. My Granny was full of brains and attended fancy schools on a scholarship and never fully recovered, rip
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 06:29 |
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And then the hospital was sued for hipaa violations
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 06:56 |
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I guarantee that was written by one of those people who brings out a ton of google search results to the doctor and tries to convince the doctor they have whatever they've self-diagnosed with instead of letting them do their job. Even if it happened, it took "3 hours longer" for the medical professionals because they have higher standards than "idk just google it lol" and that is a positive thing not some kind of failing.
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Naturally, it didn't occur to the medical professionals that putting a stent in one of the arm arteries would alleviate the claudication to the leg. Genius!
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 07:18 |
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Uh oh we got House MD in here. Guys we got Gregory House on the floor!
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Tropesquote:This troper was landed in the unfortunate situation of being asked out by a guy she had no interest in dating. Somehow, her thoughts jumped to TV Tropes, and she said in an exasperated tone of voice, "Oh, what are they doing NOW?" while looking over the guy's shoulder. Sure enough, he turned around... and she ran for her life. Pearls quote:This troper had a friend in high school who was the absolute king of loopholes. He showed up one day in a dress, wig, and go-go boots. One of the teachers informed him that as a male, he was not allowed to wear a dress to school and he would have to wear pants. The next day, the boy showed up wearing his mother's blouse and pearls. Civics quote:For a college civics class, this troper had to join up with / assist a nonprofit public organization of his choice that operated in town. His response was to round up a couple of his friends and proclaim themselves the Philanthropists' Society, a group dedicated to getting students off the streets and encourage peer bonding. Which they did by playing lots of video games. Obviously, since the group was newly-created, the troper and his two buddies were the only members. Sadly, the organization was forced to close down right after the end of the assignment. Skirt quote:When your captain was in 8th grade, our school uniform code demanded that boys wear long slacks between October 15th & April 15th, no matter the weather. For years, we had complained about the impracticality of the rule, especially since the girls had the option of a skirt for hot days during the no-shorts season. One of our teachers sardonically pointed out that there ain't no rule saying a boy couldn't wear the skirt...so the next day, one of my friends did. (Though technically, there was a rule against it, but since a teacher had challenged him to do so, he still got through the day with impunity.) The next year—when we had all graduated—the rule was amended to allow boys to wear shorts whenever it was warm enough. The administration liked our idea; they just didn't like that a bunch of preteens had come up with it & didn't want us to benefit from our own "defiance." Dreadlocks quote:This troper went to a rather regimented private school with stringent rules regarding hairstyles and so forth. One of his ne'er-do-well classmates discovered that there was no rule specifically banning dreadlocks, and proceeded to acquire some. This, he hastens to point out, was a boy of Irish extraction with a headful of bright orange, tightly curled hair, a head shaped like a light bulb, and skin that outside the freckles was so pale it disrupted astronomical observations. The day after he showed up like this, a rule against dreadlocks was added, and he was forcibly escorted to a haircut. Markers quote:When this troper was a young child, his mother gave him a set of Crayola marker pens and told him not to draw on the floor or walls with them. He immediately figured out a way to stack them end-to-end and drew eight parallel lines on the ceiling, one of each color, and on discovery deployed the "but you didn't tell me not to draw on the ceiling" defense. And yes, he got away with it. Exams quote:My professor for an English course at my university said this was the reason she didn't allow open-book exams. Turns out that some students got around the limits set on the notes you're allowed to have. They apparently wrote out the covered text in very small print and crammed all that within the permitted notes. And by small, I mean they were using magnifying glasses to read their notes during the exam!
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Khazar-khum posted:Tropes What does this even mean
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Khazar-khum posted:Civics Volunteering at a Salvos store / Goodwill and half-assing a few days work didn't occur to him at any point?
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Hardcordion posted:
kids can sleep really heavily.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:59 |
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I do so love the rich tropey veins of "poo poo that quite possibly did happen, but why would you bother writing about it?"
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 11:31 |
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"Sent im roight back to Iran, I did" Sure ya did, buddy. Sure ya did.
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Eponine posted:My Polish neighbor when I lived in France had lived through Nazi occupation and then American liberation in a small village in Poland. She screamed the first time she saw a black man, but she said he laughed and gave her chocolate, so her opinion changed from terror to chocolate dispensing person. When she told me this, we laughed together over coffee and chocolate and then she something like "who knew I'd be surrounded by them eventually!" And I honestly still don't know if she was being racist or just making an observation.
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nvm Posted in bad taste
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Khazar-khum posted:My professor for an English course at my university said this was the reason she didn't allow open-book exams. Turns out that some students got around the limits set on the notes you're allowed to have. They apparently wrote out the covered text in very small print and crammed all that within the permitted notes. And by small, I mean they were using magnifying glasses to read their notes during the exam! Isn't that normal? All my engineering friends do this. Well, maybe not exactly like that but I remember people talking about making their notes fit as much as possible.
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Tired Moritz posted:Isn't that normal? All my engineering friends do this. Well, maybe not exactly like that but I remember people talking about making their notes fit as much as possible. Well, that is nowhere near as dorky as a stunt I pulled when I worked at a call center. We had a new client, and, during training they told us there were open book tests, but you couldn't use the book, only online resources. The client's knowledge base was abysmal. I, at the time, did some email and webhosting from my home, so a couple of weekends before the final test, three of us smuggled our training manuals out of the site, and we spent a Saturday in my basement, typing up all the notes we thought we might possibly need, I set up a new folder on my server and moved them all there. My name is not Einstein, no one got married, there was no applause and I have been pretty much 4F for military service since I was 18 (due to tinnitus). OTOH, I noticed many people at the call center using the note pages on a day to day basis, so there's that I guess. I guess the closest I got to a "crowning moment of awesome" is when one of those people asked me if I had seen that great site and I showed them the domain registry information and said "Yeah, I put that there." Sad, I know.
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Tired Moritz posted:Isn't that normal? All my engineering friends do this. Well, maybe not exactly like that but I remember people talking about making their notes fit as much as possible. Any class that allows you to bring notes to an exam in a designated size limit does this. Also uses their graphing calculators to store extra notes (or notes at all if they aren't allowed) as programs. It's why professors who actually care about preventing cheating will provide formula sheets and only let you use non-graphing calculators on exams.
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Funniest cramming info on 3x5 notecard story that probably didn't happen I heard in college was a kid writing two sets of notes on the card over each other, one in red ink, the other in green, and wearing 3d glasses to the test, covering one eye or the other to see each set of notes.
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Metrofreak posted:
And then Mom cried and went with him to Armenia and won't talk to me because I meddled in her love life
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Khazar-khum posted:When your captain was in 8th grade So I take it this is the new "This trooper..."
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Choco1980 posted:Funniest cramming info on 3x5 notecard story that probably didn't happen I heard in college was a kid writing two sets of notes on the card over each other, one in red ink, the other in green, and wearing 3d glasses to the test, covering one eye or the other to see each set of notes. I split a notecard with a razor for my AP Chem final junior year of high school.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 00:50 |
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The subreddit "Today I hosed Up" is a goldmine for STDH. For brevity I'll just post two examples: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/ quote:Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2m7h3g/tifu_by_ordering_a_stripper_for_my_18_year_old/cm1njyw/ quote:It started out like any other Saturday, but today was Mike's 19th birthday and I wanted to do something nice for him.
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Let me tell you, those are bad even for stdh. Let me tell you, neither is close to believable I tell you. Let me tell you.
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Dejawesp posted:Will you be my black friend so I can post racist stuff on the internet and then reference you to protect myself from call outs? stdh: me having a friend
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God Hole posted:This has been making the rounds on my friend's social media lately. Not only did this not happen, but someone thought that this disgusting incest fantasy would make a good meme, and then it did. Jesus lady cut your fingernails, no one should hear you fingering yourself
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Even if the potato story really happened (it didn't), I don't understand what the guy was planning to accomplish. In the story his girlfriend's family had the exact reaction he was expecting and his version of 'crap I kept digging myself deeper' just makes him look dumb. A better STDH would be claiming that he really did convince them he didn't know what potatoes were and hilarity ensuing.
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King of Foolians posted:Even if the potato story really happened (it didn't), I don't understand what the guy was planning to accomplish. In the story his girlfriend's family had the exact reaction he was expecting and his version of 'crap I kept digging myself deeper' just makes him look dumb. A better STDH would be claiming that he really did convince them he didn't know what potatoes were and hilarity ensuing. That wasn't funny when Borat did it.
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gschmidl posted:What does this even mean She managed to escape her would-be rapist, another troper/incel. I think.
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