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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Edible Hat posted:

As someone who has been threatened with guns and knives for canvassing for progressive causes in rural neighborhoods, I'm quite sick of hearing how conservatives are meek, put-upon free-speech advocates.
Garrison is one of these people who will scoff dismissively at blacks, gays, muslims, hispanics, middle easterners, women, etc. for being a bunch of crybabies, whining about oppression that doesn't REALLY exist, but then they'll turn around and go "I FEAR FOR MY LIFE IF ANYONE FINDS OUT I SUPPORT TRUMP!!"
Oppression, hatred, and bigotry aren't real, stop whining about your made up problems! The only extent to which they actually exist are in the exaggerated, imagined way they affect ME.
The only racism that exists is against whites, the only sexism is that which is against men, the only bigotry is against rich republican christians.

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King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
It really warms the cockles of my little baby liberal violent thug leftist heart to see the nation finally realize what an absolute piece of trash Bannon is. We could have come to this realization sooner with any sort of vetting into the campaign but I take my joy where I can find it these days.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Discendo Vox posted:

Crossposting something relevant from BSS:

The media was working so hard to prevent fascism back then, but then the effort just kinda dropped off and here we are.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003


I like this one: decent art, a clear and simple metaphor, a straightforward argument that holds some nuance, good use of labels (I'm especially tickled by the use of the NATO logo), and it's always neat to see cartoons from countries you don't normally hear much about. Latvia, in this case.

Gatis Sluka definitely seems like one to watch.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

David Rowe (:australia:):


On the left is Joe Hockey, the Australian ambassador.


Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
What Papers is Rowe published in? The age?

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Ranter posted:

What Papers is Rowe published in? The age?
Australian Financial Review.

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013


Cartoons like these always piss me off, because it treats regulations as things that the mean ol' government does to poor plucky entrepreneurs just to be dicks, and not direct responses to ways in which business are loving people over.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts

Trapezium Dave posted:

Australian Financial Review.

Ah cool thanks

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:



Until proven otherwise, I'm going to assume Fish wrote "muslims" twice on accident.

I have many differences with Mr. Fish, but a man who omits the wicked, superfluous and ugly Oxford comma can't be all bad.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Shangri-Law School posted:

I have many differences with Mr. Fish, but a man who omits the wicked, superfluous and ugly Oxford comma can't be all bad.

wrong, wrong, and more wrong

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Shangri-Law School posted:

I have many differences with Mr. Fish, but a man who omits the wicked, superfluous, and ugly Oxford comma can't be all bad.

f, t, f, & y

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
The oxford comma promotes legibility, dignity, and civilization in general.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Trogdos! posted:

Ben took his sweet time writing his fantasy and boy is it a lot of :words:

My uncle was at Berkeley in the 60s. They tear gassed the dorms when they protested too.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Shangri-Law School posted:

I have many differences with Mr. Fish, but a man who omits the wicked, superfluous and ugly Oxford comma can't be all bad.

Shangri-Law School is actually just doing the Lord's work by reminding us that we can be justifiably furious about a lot of things at the same time with this post, an obvious troll.


Well, this is gross, weird, and indescribable.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

MechaCrash posted:

Cartoons like these always piss me off, because it treats regulations as things that the mean ol' government does to poor plucky entrepreneurs just to be dicks, and not direct responses to ways in which business are loving people over.

Not to mention that any ethical businessman should appreciate regulation. Without them, it's difficult to compete without externalizing the poo poo out of costs by loving the environment, workers, etc. Regulations at least levels the playing field so that hopefully the other guys have to pretend to play by the rules too. At least sometimes.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

Well, I'm listening. How do you study a fish's oxygen consumption rate and nutrient needs without a treadmill?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

It has been an odd silver lining of the breakneck speed of this administration that ol' Drunky Duck has been completely hosed out of relevance. :allears:

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Mystic Mongol posted:

Well, I'm listening. How do you study a fish's oxygen consumption rate and nutrient needs without a treadmill?
Obviously it's a waste of taxpayer funds to study fish biology if they're all going to be extinct in a few decades regardless.

Similarly kids won't need toys once the Forever War starts.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Whoa careful now, that's almost a whole million dollars spent on scientific advancement! I bet some of those researchers weren't even missiles!

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
If you think we won't be militarizing all of America's fish during the Forever War--

Well, just get your head right before the thought police get legalized.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Mystic Mongol posted:

The oxford comma promotes legibility, dignity, and civilization in general.

Well sure, if you don't want to waste effort in trying to understand the context of the list.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice

duz posted:

Well sure, if you don't want to waste effort in trying to understand the context of the list.

You don't write things that copy editors read, do you?

There's an oxford comma, two spaces after periods, and double spaces between paragraphs because those mother fuckers are usually drunk at 11 am.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Tell me you wouldn't pay a fraction of a penny to know that somewhere, fish are being made to use a little treadmill. That it's being done for a reason is just a bonus as far as I'm concerned

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Half a million? How much of a f35 could that buy you anyway?

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Despera posted:

Half a million? How much of a f35 could that buy you anyway?

The rainproof bit

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Draw Donald Trump you hack

loving do it

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

DarklyDreaming posted:

He also believes in the Primary Water Source, which is a belief that the water God used during Noah's flood was placed just under the Earth's crust and if we dig hard enough we can solve every drought but a conspiracy of liberal scientists are keeping it hidden because it proves Creationism.

So he probably doesn't believe in winged white people.

water


ACRE & EQUAT fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Feb 4, 2017

ACRE & EQUAT
Aug 28, 2004

FUNERAL BREADS
WAR BREAD

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Bicyclops posted:

Well, this is gross, weird, and indescribable.

yeah geez, I think we as a society can find many great ways to make fun of Conway without resorting to panty shots



what a crazy world! imagine if boys sold baked goods. nothing means anything these days! i just can't keep up

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.


I got 3 panels into this cartoon before I realized they weren't trying to do a Friday I'm in Love parody.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




This is supposed to be.....bad?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

ONLY GIRLS SELL COOKIES, STRONG BOYS SEll CARAMEL POPCORN

Zombie Dachshund
Feb 26, 2016

When I was in Cub Scouts, we had a nut sale every year. Believe me, eight year old Zombie Dachshund would have been more comfortable selling transgender cookies than going door to door asking strangers to buy Cub Scout nuts

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Zombie Dachshund posted:

When I was in Cub Scouts, we had a nut sale every year. Believe me, eight year old Zombie Dachshund would have been more comfortable selling transgender cookies than going door to door asking strangers to buy Cub Scout nuts

Did you sing this when you knocked on the door? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcHYqNIV7GU

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I didn't even know cookies had a gender.

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