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Michael Corleone posted:The tragedy at Bowling Green. Go Falcons though! Same but go Hilltoppers
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:scoring 26 sick headshots in a row against russian redhats only to fall off a building rooftop in an amazing display of spatial unawareness crushed by your falling body while hiding inside a barrel
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Association with the liberal safe haven Something Awful.
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Didn't vote for trump twice
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Was "just a little too swarthy" to be in this part of town past curfew
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Crashed shortly after activating the jury rigged afterburner on an illegal honda civic, the runaway flames setting ablaze the flammable water and immolating 4 whole suburbs of Pure Citizens as this happens, Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" (banned for being subversive music by a homosexual) blares loudly from the car wreck
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bazomatic posted:Asked what is written on the statue of liberty Asked if anyone remembered the statue of liberty
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Shot for loudly complaining when Moonlight lost the best picture oscar to La La land
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framed for the bombing of the statue of liberty
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built a trump statue on the remains of the statue of liberty and during the celebration of the completion of it i push a button and it crumbles, sending everyone on top of it including myself into the abyss of the sea. nobody survives the impact on hard water. on top of the remains, a solid bronze statue of liberty stands tall and signals the mexican-german-chinese liberation forces to begin their long, arduous assault on russian occupation and the traitor army 
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fellow troubleshooters blamed absence of stealth train on me, getting me executed along with my remaining clones as they got promoted to yellow clearance
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they needed fresh human meat for the lions at Yellowtrump Private Park
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died of loneliness during Booker 2020 rally
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deliberately mislabeled hydrofluoric acid solution as vodka, but the shipped product killed 150,000 Pure CItizens before being caught
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Didn't root for Tom Brady and the Patriots
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Dudeabides posted:Didn't root for Tom Brady and the Patriots counted out Touchdown Tom
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rumble in the bunghole posted:fellow troubleshooters blamed absence of stealth train on me, getting me executed along with my remaining clones as they got promoted to yellow clearance Don't forget Friend Computer loves you. Edit: Shot because I didn't trust Friend Computer.
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I was a casualty of the meme war when I was executed for having forbidden facts (a meme saying that Bald Eagles are actually some of the smaller eagles, if you can believe it! also that like the australian or nz eagle is a better eagle, so much bigger in fact. This was a double death sentence to go along with being unpatriotic because I said Bald Eagles should be called Trump Eagles. Later dudes.
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Faithfully paid taxes every year before Trump's ascension, proving myself too stupid to live in Trump's America.
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Michael Corleone posted:I was a casualty of the meme war when I was executed for having forbidden facts (a meme saying that Bald Eagles are actually some of the smaller eagles, if you can believe it! also that like the australian or nz eagle is a better eagle, so much bigger in fact. This was a double death sentence to go along with being unpatriotic because I said Bald Eagles should be called Trump Eagles. Later dudes. It is high treason to suggest that any eagle but the yuuge, luxurious golden eagle be named after His Fantasticness.
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Overheard in breadline saying "I mean, if you ask me, there is such a thing as too much gilding. Do we really need golden corpse wagons? Seems kind of tacky."
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Clicked on an article titled -- "See the picture Trump and the Whitehouse don't want you to see!" It was a trap 
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mysterious frankie posted:Overheard in breadline saying "I mean, if you ask me, there is such a thing as too much gilding. Do we really need golden corpse wagons? Seems kind of tacky." Overheard in breedline saying "Do we really need golden showers? Seems kind of tacky."
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trampled to death in the annual Orlando 'Running of the Cucks'
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etalian posted:Pointed out that coal mine only have one exit Dug too deep
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