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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

neonbregna posted:

Raw milk I hope

*Dashes your hopes*

EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ramadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAg-WauGrLU

the robot future doesn't look so great

This is completely on humans, not robots. The plane did exactly what it was told to do: land. That the difference in setup for the plane was one position on a dial among a cluster of similar dials, in the middle of the console, with no indicator lights and no change in any other setting if you instead wanted 'takeoff', kind of reveals the plane wasn't the one at fault, the designers were.

This accident actually caused airbus (and other manufacturers) to greatly simplify the design of the cockpit, making different operating modes much more clearly indicated, and taking fewer steps to switch between them. This more human centric approach to interface (as opposed to engineering centric, or feature centric) has served them very well, and is now the industry standard in all new aircraft design. It's something other industries should pay much more attention to.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mllaneza posted:

I can top that.

I was home one day several years ago and had the TV on. The local news broke in with live footage from Dallas. Some lunatic had stolen a lumber truck and was being chased by police. It went on for over an hour. The driver is nuts, but he's also amazing skilled in handling a big rig. Some of the stunts he pulls off are things an 18-wheeler just shouldn't be able to do. And yes, the truck is on fire for most of the video.

Do police have contingency plans if someone steals a big rig/bulldozer/tank?

You can't PIT them, spike strips won't work and my idea of a cop with a shotgun, surfing the bonnet of a pursuing squad car has a few problems with it.

The Whoreax
Sep 7, 2008
I speak for the wood.

spog posted:

Do police have contingency plans if someone steals a big rig/bulldozer/tank?

You can't PIT them, spike strips won't work and my idea of a cop with a shotgun, surfing the bonnet of a pursuing squad car has a few problems with it.


:killdozer:

Google Killdozer for an answer.

(Probably not)

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

spog posted:

Do police have contingency plans if someone steals a big rig/bulldozer/tank?

You can't PIT them, spike strips won't work and my idea of a cop with a shotgun, surfing the bonnet of a pursuing squad car has a few problems with it.

The tank dude in San Diego got it stuck on a highway divider and Marvin Heemeyer in Granby, CO got his armored bulldozer stuck in a building. Basically I feel like the plan is 'wait until they gently caress up"

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
"Evacuate the area and", but yeah pretty much.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Trump will order an airstrike, and it will be one of his better moments as president.

Applebee123
Oct 9, 2007

That's 10$ for the spinefund.

"In the early 2000s, several of my colleagues and I retired.

In the late 2000s, the company remembered that this plant existed, and thought about doing something with it"

The concept of "Institutional memory" is interesting, I experienced something similar to this working in a large multinational, after 6 years on his job, the boss of our department discovered we had an office employing a small team in another city who were working on gaining permission to build a gas power plant. The previous boss had signed it off 7-8 years prior, and they had spent the last 7-8 years doing studies and applying for all sorts of government permissions.

When you start looking at multinationals with billions a year in revenue and billions of costs, I wonder how frequent it is to end up with teams working on things that some big boss signed off on, and then following a management reshuffle/cost cutting the new person who technically should be in charge of them isn't aware they exist. While the people on the project don't really want to bring it up because they are afraid their department will be shut as part of the cost cutting, especially when what they do it isn't really directly related to the business's main area.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



We had a bunch of freezing rain last week and it caused a massive pile-up on one of the highways as the hills became coated with ice.

Somebody happened to be out walking around 2am and caught a massive pileup on camera.

http://koin.com/2017/02/03/dozens-of-cars-slide-on-icy-i-5-in-portland/

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



An easy to remember acronym

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Stop safety. Got it!

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

NoneMoreNegative posted:



An easy to remember acronym

Are we sure that isn't a Scarfolk Council poster?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

mllaneza posted:

I can top that.

I was home one day several years ago and had the TV on. The local news broke in with live footage from Dallas. Some lunatic had stolen a lumber truck and was being chased by police. It went on for over an hour. The driver is nuts, but he's also amazing skilled in handling a big rig. Some of the stunts he pulls off are things an 18-wheeler just shouldn't be able to do. And yes, the truck is on fire for most of the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLcFWGIYthA

That magnificent bastard is probably still in jail.

My favourite part is the narrator's utter incomprehension of how or why bystanders could enjoy the spectacle or cheer the driver on

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Applebee123 posted:

"In the early 2000s, several of my colleagues and I retired.

In the late 2000s, the company remembered that this plant existed, and thought about doing something with it"

The concept of "Institutional memory" is interesting, I experienced something similar to this working in a large multinational, after 6 years on his job, the boss of our department discovered we had an office employing a small team in another city who were working on gaining permission to build a gas power plant. The previous boss had signed it off 7-8 years prior, and they had spent the last 7-8 years doing studies and applying for all sorts of government permissions.

When you start looking at multinationals with billions a year in revenue and billions of costs, I wonder how frequent it is to end up with teams working on things that some big boss signed off on, and then following a management reshuffle/cost cutting the new person who technically should be in charge of them isn't aware they exist. While the people on the project don't really want to bring it up because they are afraid their department will be shut as part of the cost cutting, especially when what they do it isn't really directly related to the business's main area.

Well poo poo. I guess our gas plant isn't the worst!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I feel that a lot of software development is similar, where there's code nobody's touched for ten years, it's not documented or is poorly documented, stuff that seemed like a good idea at the time now looks strange and unconventional, and you just have to reverse engineer it to figure out how it works.

Also, I used to work for companies that sell computerised ways of storing and organising plant data. I noted that there was a tendency sometimes for customers to think they could just throw computers at the problem and that would solve it. They hadn't implemented good data management and management-of-change policies in the first place, and that was the core problem. Our stuff would allow them to computerise processes like that, but not bring organisation to chaos just by itself.

Also: apparently engineers REALLY loving love Excel spreadsheets. Sooo much writing importers to load data from Excel spreadsheets...

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Hyperlynx posted:

Also: apparently engineers REALLY loving love Excel spreadsheets. Sooo much writing importers to load data from Excel spreadsheets...

i used to work for a company that did business software, one of our clients was a huge financial institution you've heard of and probably have done business with, and it turned out that a number of senior VPs in their analytics department just emailed each other these giant excel files stuffed full of sensitive data, unencrypted, not even password protected or anything. just customer_database__creditrating_shoesize.xlsx (15) all day long

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

boner confessor posted:

i used to work for a company that did business software, one of our clients was a huge financial institution you've heard of and probably have done business with, and it turned out that a number of senior VPs in their analytics department just emailed each other these giant excel files stuffed full of sensitive data, unencrypted, not even password protected or anything. just customer_database__creditrating_shoesize.xlsx (15) all day long

That reminds me. More than once when writing these spreadsheet importers, the only sample data we had on hand was password protected. Good thing Excel password protection is a joke. xlsx files are just zip files full of XML, so you just unzip them, find the fields that switch on password protection, and erase them. Et voila! You can open the data without a password and get the effing job done.

Reluctance to let us access systems we were helping implement, or data we were helping import, was also a PITA. We weren't competitors, we had no goddamn interest in the data other than to help get it into our system, and maintenance data is hardly sensitive information anyway!

To say nothing of getting our software installed or upgraded by screensharing with a tech in the Philippines to access a server in Singapore for a company in Perth, and having to dictate every step of the operation for him to type in, because they were incapable of reading either the packaged manual nor the idiot-proofed install steps they demanded we write for them, and because granting me direct access to just do it myself in 5 mins would be verboten.

Hyperlynx fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Feb 5, 2017

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Awesome tyre blowout video at 2:00 in this compilation, the pyrotechnic element adds a certain :discourse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diu9QgAdR6A

That's not a tyre blowout - it's the truck driving into a powerline :stonk:

You can tell just by the sound it makes.




Okay, this is my turnoff here. No, on second thought, I don't think I'll go that way today.

Maleh-Vor
Oct 26, 2003

Artificial difficulty.
This looks pretty OSHA.
https://www.facebook.com/esdenoche/videos/10158091643050587/

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Gorilla Salad posted:

That's not a tyre blowout - it's the truck driving into a powerline :stonk:

You can tell just by the sound it makes.

The tire blows out because of the electrical discharge/fire.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Hyperlynx posted:

Also: apparently engineers REALLY loving love Excel spreadsheets. Sooo much writing importers to load data from Excel spreadsheets...

To be fair, this is because spreadsheets are probably the single best invention in computing since computers themselves. Turns out exposing basic programming to users in a way that hides the scary words is incredibly powerful.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Ramadu posted:

Also this thread is enourmous but can someone repost that video of that gameshow where they talked about the dude who invented CFCs and leaded gas? I think it was british and a comedy/trivia show maybe?

QI (Quite Interesting) with Stephen Fry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZAnnvSOEmw

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Duzzy Funlop posted:

The tire blows out because of the electrical discharge/fire.

Yes, but posting a video of a truck hitting powerlines and calling it a tyre blowout is like posting a video of the 911 aftermath and saying, "Look at this awesome dust storm in New York!"

:goonsay:

stevewm
May 10, 2005


Oh wow, this made it into a GIF, haha..

This happened in 2013 near where I live. Occurred here: https://goo.gl/maps/ZDorRnGT4u72

http://fox59.com/2013/08/02/semi-truck-jumps-overpass-in-greensburg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv9lSQyH9mU

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




GotLag posted:

My favourite part is the narrator's utter incomprehension of how or why bystanders could enjoy the spectacle or cheer the driver on

It was 2002. It was a simpler time.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Keiya posted:

To be fair, this is because spreadsheets are probably the single best invention in computing since computers themselves. Turns out exposing basic programming to users in a way that hides the scary words is incredibly powerful.

They are very powerful, yes, and there are some very clever, creative spreadsheet based systems out there for controlling the quality of engineering data. But past a certain level of complexity (and I posit a chemical plant is at that level) it works better to use a specialised program.

homebrew
Mar 13, 2007

Needs more (safer) beer.

Ramadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAg-WauGrLU

the robot future doesn't look so great



Also this thread is enourmous but can someone repost that video of that gameshow where they talked about the dude who invented CFCs and leaded gas? I think it was british and a comedy/trivia show maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4og8wG8VQWM

That is rather neat too.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Hyperlynx posted:

They are very powerful, yes, and there are some very clever, creative spreadsheet based systems out there for controlling the quality of engineering data. But past a certain level of complexity (and I posit a chemical plant is at that level) it works better to use a specialised program.
What do you purport this specialised program to do?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Only minor facial injuries. It really was like a GTA insane stunt then. He probably climbed out of the burning wreckage and car jacked the first good samaritan that happened by.

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



zedprime posted:

What do you purport this specialised program to do?

I think hyperlynx means you want a program designed and built to do whatever task it is that's led you to create a pile of formulas and scripting in a spreadsheet.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

EoRaptor posted:

This is completely on humans, not robots. The plane did exactly what it was told to do: land. That the difference in setup for the plane was one position on a dial among a cluster of similar dials, in the middle of the console, with no indicator lights and no change in any other setting if you instead wanted 'takeoff', kind of reveals the plane wasn't the one at fault, the designers were.


That plane wasn't told to land. It was supposed to do a low-speed flyby at 100 feet. Instead it did a low-speed flyby at 30 feet. The crew was distracted and took too long to apply power, it skimmed the trees, and went in.

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

The Archaic posted:

Who here loves cable management?



Older discussion, but I just want to point out that this isn't a network closet. The orange and green cables are for Siemens servo drives, one is power and the other control data. The purple ones are RS-485 Profibus data bus cables, and this is the nerve center of an unspeakably complex robot.

Each pair of Orange & Green cable represents one motion axis.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

shame on an IGA posted:

Older discussion, but I just want to point out that this isn't a network closet. The orange and green cables are for Siemens servo drives, one is power and the other control data. The purple ones are RS-485 Profibus data bus cables, and this is the nerve center of an unspeakably complex robot.

Each pair of Orange & Green cable represents one motion axis.

What are they terminated in? It looks like BNC.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

the yeti posted:

I think hyperlynx means you want a program designed and built to do whatever task it is that's led you to create a pile of formulas and scripting in a spreadsheet.
ASPEN goes so far as to let you import Excel spreadsheets for custom simulation programming (because the alternative is scripting in a C variant, javascript, etc. and that's a lot rarer of a talent in the industry).

Meanwhile I've seen enough several thousand dollars per seat programs who's entire function is to supply managers with control charts while the engineer who knows how to use Excel and Minitab is on vacation because the Six Sigma god demands sacrifices of charts.

If nothing Excel becomes a necessary step in a workflow because its useful for marshaling data from one function to another. The major functions something like a chemical plant engineering team is working on are simulation, trending/stats analyses, and financial. You've got various simulation programs that are incredibly useful like ASPEN or pipe sims, you've got Minitab (hopefully, or they've cheaped out and given you a more academic focused stats program) for stats, and SAP for financial, and Excel to tie them together or massage presentation modes together. You can pay big bucks per seat on modules that tie ASPEN and plant statistics together and everybody has a Six Sigma flavored stats program to sell but its hard to argue with Excel being relatively pennies for a seat.

But a lot of it goes back to Keiya's point. The common thread of ASPEN, Minitab, SAP, and Excel is they expose databases and database manipulation in a way you don't need to learn C, javascript, or SQL and there isn't the critical mass of the magic combination of industry expert and programmer to create anything more bespoke than ASPEN sims, Minitab templates, SAP batches, or Excel sheets per process.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Green and orange have custom cannon plugs that I would call overengineered except they actually do have to be that good to survive the environments they wind up in. Like, getting sprayed with 150psi cutting oil and lathe chips inside the business end of a swiss lathe 24/7 for years. The purple cables will have a DB9 tee on the end at a 45° angle ao they can fit onto a panel and still be piggybacked to each other. Internally, purple is a single shielded twisted pair of 16ga super-fine stranded.



Green carries the 24v encoder signals from the servo back to the drive controller, orange is 600VDC PWM to the servo.

E: that is easily $3M worth of gear just visible in that photo nevermind the actual servomotors

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Feb 5, 2017

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

Green and orange have custom cannon plugs that I would call overengineered except they actually do have to be that good to survive the environments they wind up in. Like, getting sprayed with 150psi cutting oil and lathe chips inside the business end of a swiss lathe 24/7 for years. The purple cables will have a DB9 tee on the end at a 45° angle ao they can fit onto a panel and still be piggybacked to each other. Internally, purple is a single shielded twisted pair of 16ga super-fine stranded.



Green carries the 24v encoder signals from the servo back to the drive controller, orange is 600VDC PWM to the servo.

I always love the "industrial connector in space" ad images.

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TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

shame on an IGA posted:

Green and orange have custom cannon plugs that I would call overengineered except they actually do have to be that good to survive the environments they wind up in. Like, getting sprayed with 150psi cutting oil and lathe chips inside the business end of a swiss lathe 24/7 for years. The purple cables will have a DB9 tee on the end at a 45° angle ao they can fit onto a panel and still be piggybacked to each other. Internally, purple is a single shielded twisted pair of 16ga super-fine stranded.



Green carries the 24v encoder signals from the servo back to the drive controller, orange is 600VDC PWM to the servo.

E: that is easily $3M worth of gear just visible in that photo nevermind the actual servo drives

Ha, awesome. I've poked around a Staubli RX60L, but nothing on this scale.

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