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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
It's like 80 minutes long, too, which is a loving blessing.

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Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

FreudianSlippers posted:

YOTD:
Sir Maurice Micklewhite CBE teaches film acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZPLVDwEr7Y

The book he wrote, which is pretty much a transcript of this video, is my bible as an actor. I love Michael Caine because he's one of the few famous British actors with no formal training. Bob Hoskins is another. It's craft more than art.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Snak posted:

Rice is great not because there is anything healthy about it, but because 2000 calories of rice is like less than a dollar.

I make a food I call "hot dog fried rice".

Because that's what it is. I cut up 1-2 hot dogs, and fry them with the (cooked) rice in some butter.

Oh wait. actually I put the cut up hotdogs in the ricewater while the rice is cooking, so that the hot dog "juice" helps flavor the rice.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I was gonna watch my first Tati film today, but fellow poster and personal friend of mine, Bongo Bill, told me about Shanghai Joe, and it's on Amazon Prime. So I'm watching that instead.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

FreudianSlippers posted:

?????????????????????

Man, I just tineyed that because I'm just broken enough to not be able to let poo poo go without understanding it.

That was easily the most obscure, no goddamn way anyone's gonna get this joke ever.

I don't mean that as a criticism, just. poo poo, man.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

That is really gross. I wanted to say "that may be the grossest thing ive ever seen" but a) that might not be true, and b) that always gets interpreted as a challenge and I didn't want people to post even grosser poo poo. So instead I over explained to ge the worst of both worlds.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Snak posted:

That is really gross. I wanted to say "that may be the grossest thing ive ever seen" but a) that might not be true, and b) that always gets interpreted as a challenge and I didn't want people to post even grosser poo poo. So instead I over explained to ge the worst of both worlds.

Old GBS "awesome food" threads have scarred me for life with much grosser things.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Barcade was a good idea y'all, I got the high score on Golly Ghost!

A+

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

GonSmithe posted:

Barcade was a good idea y'all, I got the high score on Golly Ghost!

A+

The one I went to in town had Blade Runner playing on a projector behind the bar. The barcade fad rules.

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this
Barcades are a: awesome and b: a great way to introduce people to pinball. Also, the problem with "spaghetti through hot dog" dishes is the spaghetti is insulated within the hot dog, so you either get really limp spaghetti or crunchy hot dog filling. It's a lose-lose.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Magic Hate Ball posted:

Barcades are a: awesome and b: a great way to introduce people to pinball. Also, the problem with "spaghetti through hot dog" dishes is the spaghetti is insulated within the hot dog, so you either get really limp spaghetti or crunchy hot dog filling. It's a lose-lose.

That's really not the only problem.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Magic Hate Ball posted:

It's like 80 minutes long, too, which is a loving blessing.

It loving moves, too, the entire setup for Mega City One and the Chekov's gun of the Lawgiver's ID check are set up within three minutes, and it tells a no-frills crime story. God I'm in love all over again.

Detective No. 27 posted:

The one I went to in town had Blade Runner playing on a projector behind the bar. The barcade fad rules.

The one I go to usually has three different things on at the same time: wrestling, cartoons, and 80s cult movies. Last time I went I got a little too excited about them showing Big Trouble in Little China.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Well let me boast about pig lips and rice, but with spaghetti? Barbaric!

Also PYF's Anti-Food Porn thread is the best thread.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Shanghai Joe just dropkicked a loving bull.

Edit: Klaus Kinski just got impaled by a bunch of wooden stakes.

Edit again: "I've got a gun. You've got seven lives, like a cat."

Detective No. 27 fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Feb 5, 2017

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The Rock is extremely good. The movie.

But the person owns too.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
Barcades are just bad bars with good arcades in them.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
I dunno I've been to some that are bad bars and bad arcades

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

They made a movie with this premise, it's called Halloween III: Season of the Witch.

Don't insult Halloween III by comparing it to the Ring.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Budgie Jumping posted:

Barcades are just bad bars with good arcades in them.

Eh, the chain in NY/NJ/PA that's straight up called Barcade has both good games and good local brews. I dig it every time I'm in the area.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


CelticPredator posted:

The Rock is extremely good. The movie.

But the person owns too.
The Rock is one of top 2 things Michael Bay has ever done.

This is the other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Not I Would Do Anything for Love so nope

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
Help me out goons.

Casting went today and torn between two leads for the roles it is between Pakistani and Mexican. Which do you think would work better in terms of the current political context. Its both the wall and Muslim ban (sounds gross even typing that. Any help would be awesome. Could also link the demo reels if you want.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Cast the Mexican as a Muslim

Or the other way around I guess

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Death By The Blues posted:

Help me out goons.

Casting went today and torn between two leads for the roles it is between Pakistani and Mexican. Which do you think would work better in terms of the current political context. Its both the wall and Muslim ban (sounds gross even typing that. Any help would be awesome. Could also link the demo reels if you want.

Make one guy sit on the other guy's shoulders and then put on a big trench coat so it looks like one really tall guy.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

What is this for? Pakistanis and Mexicans aren’t that interchangable.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Death By The Blues posted:

Help me out goons.

Casting went today and torn between two leads for the roles it is between Pakistani and Mexican. Which do you think would work better in terms of the current political context. Its both the wall and Muslim ban (sounds gross even typing that. Any help would be awesome. Could also link the demo reels if you want.

Basically, you gotta pick the one you're feeling the most subconsciously racist towards.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
Do the film twice with both dudes.

Hopefully, you can see those.

We are keeping nationality open as we want to cast the best actors possible, and the current plight of the refugees and immigrant crisis is sadly affecting way too many countries.

But, I am not racist towards either :(

E: Gone. Vegetable made a good point.

Death By The Blues fucked around with this message at 08:52 on Feb 5, 2017

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I like the Mexican guy more but it seems weird and maybe not okay to be posting people’s auditions online and asking Something Awful to make casting decisions?

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

Vegetable posted:

I like the Mexican guy more but it seems weird and maybe not okay to be posting people’s auditions online and asking Something Awful to make casting decisions?

I mean, if he made a gbs thread about it it'd be weird but I think it's fine to post a Google docs link to this thread that consists of 18 people + single digit mystery amount of lurkers (the powerful among us...)

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
But yea, probably better I don't post it. Leaning more towards the Mexican actor, he really has something that I cannot describe, but would bring something unique to the role.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Death By The Blues posted:

But yea, probably better I don't post it. Leaning more towards the Mexican actor, he really has something that I cannot describe, but would bring something unique to the role.

Do this but make the Pakistani guy his wacky sidekick.

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011
His demo reel actually has him playing some wacky roles, but uh no.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

CPL593H posted:

I remember when I saw the first movie the very first thing my friend said to me after it ended was "What if someone played the tape in Times Square or something?". I've always thought about that idea.

The 'rules' in The Ring are similar to those in It Follows, in that they are invented and applied retroactively to make sense of what happened. One crucial detail that people miss is that the 'haunted videotape' urban legend predates the creation of the actual tape. So it's implicit that Samara based her curse on the legend or - even more plausibly - that there is no connection at all. Naomi Watts is the only person in the film to receive a 'seven days' phone call, and it doesn't even totally match the original story. Watts hears what she expects to hear.

What's tricky with The Ring is that all the characters, including Samara, are using these spooky images to make sense of something worse. The horror of the film is in the idea that the universe itself is evil, in ways that can't be symbolized. People can only express it in terms of 'curses' and 'omens' or whatever. Even Samara's artworks are nothing more than the physical manifestations of the dreams she'd be having if she were able to sleep - not intentional creations. That's the true reason why "it won't stop": 'it' is something outside anyone's control. Basic bad poo poo like 'mortality', or 'divorce'. "Why do bad things happen to good people?" The ritual of passing on the tape simply corresponds best to existence in this evil universe. It has an explanatory power that the 'happy ending' lacks.

What I'm getting at here is that, despite all the jokes about Kaiju Samara climbing out of a jumbotron, playing the tape in Times Square wouldn't exactly do anything.

Mecha Gojira
Jun 23, 2006

Jack Nissan
See, now I'm just thinking of the scene in Gremlins 2 where the control room jockeys make fun of Billy and the inane rules you have to follow for keeping a Mogwai.

Then having a Gremlin bust out of the control panel and gore a technician.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

glam rock hamhock posted:

You have brought this whole thread down with that Limp Bizkit reference. For shame.

I'ma make posts my way, thank you very much

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

?????????????????????


i love it

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

CPL593H posted:

Don't insult Halloween III by comparing it to the Ring.

The Ring is really good.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


The Ring is poo poo doo doo.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Lurdiak posted:

The Ring is poo poo doo doo.

When you see the Ring, you void your bowels 7 days later.

In your trousers.

At work.

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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Skwirl posted:

Why isn't it called Rotterdam, Ik Houd Van Jou (I mean aside from the obvious reason than no one outside the Netherlands would have a clue about how to pronounce it)?

I think you answered your own question. The Netherlands is basically fully bilingual anyway, and Rotterdam has 174 nationalities and less than 50% native Dutch population so English is very widely used. I had some excellent Indonesian food last night.

The closing film was 20th Century Women, which was just wonderful. So good. I really love Mike Mills; I thought Beginners was great but I probably enjoyed this more. I'm going to urge my wife to watch it (not that she'll need much encouragement, as she loved Beginners too) and I think I'll rewatch it with her.

I get the criticism of Hidden Figures, and it pulled some of its punches, but I quite liked it anyway.

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