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Cumslut1895 posted:wow people on this forum really love the idea that ugly people don't exist. I bet you're a super fun person to be around. Attractiveness is entirely subjective and also controllable. Having confidence and being an enjoyable kind of person gets you dates and healthy relationships, not beauty. You are dumb and stupid. That post from the female incel is hilarious though.
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poo poo, if people find Benedict Cumberbatch attractive then what's you excuse?
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i mean im pretty sure being attractive is not entirely subjective unless words just dont have meaning anymore lol we can laugh at a funny incel post without going overboard here
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 01:33 |
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"I didn't have a massive wedding" lady needs to get over it. It's one day. How is your marriage? If it's good, then oh my god shut the gently caress up.
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WampaLord posted:"I didn't have a massive wedding" lady needs to get over it. It's one day. How is your marriage? If it's good, then oh my god shut the gently caress up. You may wanna read the past page or so of this here thread my man
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Themata posted:Here are some people who would've been better off /r/childfree. They should offer to babysit, then use the money they would have spent on gifts to take the kids places. I don't know where they are or how much they want to spend, but those crazy assholes can't take away and sell the day the kids spent at Kings Island. A Wizard of Goatse posted:My (39M) FIL (66M) is a disgusting, utterly repulsive man whom I have grown to despise over the years. I refuse to suffer through another traumatic holiday with him, wife (37F) is begging me to come with her for the visit this year. It's fine if this guy wants to duck out, but if you're not going to be there to defend your kid, don't let them go either(He mentions having to rip pedopa off of his kid). Alternatively, go with a super soaker full of soapy water and every time he acts up, blast the stinky bastard.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:You may wanna read the past page or so of this here thread my man She was fine until she saw her brother get married, it's such a case of keeping up with the Joneses.
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Pick posted:
, , , ... tough choice!
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WampaLord posted:She was fine until she saw her brother get married, it's such a case of keeping up with the Joneses. Arbitrary Coin posted:Haha holy poo poo, the comments reveal the lady had 1 million in the bank, and they make 300k a year so she definitely could have afforded it. The real kicker is that her current husband had the lady's big fancy dream wedding with his first wife, had tons of wonderful picutres of it hanging around and refers to it as the "best day of his life" And he's a controlling rear end in a top hat who controls other aspects of their shared life together despite making less money than her.
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6K new posts Uh yikes. I couldn't resist the TCC crosspost cuz this is definitely kinda relationship related and plus y'all deserve to see this. I know you guys like slow moving car crashes but here's something a lil more accelerated https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/5q3am2/going_to_a_cabin_in_the_woods_to_take_oral_meth/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/5rw4bt/im_that_guy_who_went_to_a_cabin_in_the_woods_with/ Not safe for work, life, or anything or anyone Reddit posted:Honestly reading how he's talking about it and that he's already planned another meth day scares me. I'd bet homeboy will be using this poo poo daily by March. Meth Man in Love posted:Nah I have a life. It's just that I bought 1g and received 1.5g so I have a bunch of it, plus, my gf and I signed a contract together stating that this is only for extremely special occasions. I can deal with waiting long periods in between. It's just that the first experience that we had plus valentines day weekend are so close in proximity to eachother that I'm just excited as gently caress for the day to come lol.
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These all have a common word that should become quickly apparent. Partner [m21] of a little over 1 year accused me [f24] of cheating. I am PISSED. quote:TMI WARNING My boyfriend's weight gain is screwing with my head and our bed. Help! quote:Throwaway because reasons. Boyfriend doesn't want sexytimes. quote:(Sorry for the throwaway. We are both redditors.) He (29) and I (26) have been together for almost 8 years. For the past 6 months or so, our sex life has been really abysmal. Let me just get this out of the way: I am 99.9% sure he is not cheating on me.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I bet you're a super fun person to be around. Attractiveness is entirely subjective and also controllable. Having confidence and being an enjoyable kind of person gets you dates and healthy relationships, not beauty. You are dumb and stupid. Her post history is a bunch of "SOOOOO many people say I'm cute, but I don't believe them!!!" things, a whole load of wondering why the guy she's dating won't initiate anything (MAYBE YOU SHOULD), and some stuff about her being raised in a strict household and being an isolationist libertarian.
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Gadzuko posted:Apparently yes, worms are haraam. "Halal" is also a pretty clutch search term. lol what a lucky SOB Gerblyn posted:I wonder if the friend thought the silver ring was worth a lot more than it actually is. If someone had given me a hand made silver ring with a precious stone set into it, I would probably have assumed it was worth a lot, though google tells me you can get 4g of pure silver and a carnelian for about $4. we dont emphasize this much in america/the european west but other places in the world are way more invested in the social obligation of gift giving and reciprocity as a virtue. like in the us you give people presents out of generosity and because you like them, but in other cultures you can also give someone a gift to create an obligation, like loyalty, which is relieved if the person who recieved the gift gives one in return. sort of like making social alliances and forcing friendship with presents. if someone wants to politely refuse that level of intimacy in the relationship they can give a nice gift in return. OP happened to give a very nice gift to an appreciative rich guy and got a hilariously expensive watch as the rich guy returned the favor. so pretty much right place, right time lol boner confessor fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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Tolkien minority posted:i mean im pretty sure being attractive is not entirely subjective unless words just dont have meaning anymore lol Someone hasn't been in the last couple iterations of the AUG thread, I see
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I bet you're a super fun person to be around. Attractiveness is entirely subjective and also controllable. Having confidence and being an enjoyable kind of person gets you dates and healthy relationships, not beauty. You are dumb and stupid. so are you really attractive and kind of lacking in empathy, or unattractive and in denial? Obviously your personality is important, but let's not pretend physical appearance isn't extremely important too. The amount of control people have over it is very limited if their face is weirdly proportioned or w/e
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Themata posted:These all have a common word that should become quickly apparent. Cockblocked himself with his gf's vaginal juices, that's a new one! Seriously, how much of a loving dweeb do you have to be to think that? quote:My boyfriend's weight gain is screwing with my head and our bed. Help! One the one hand, I feel for her. On the other hand, lol if you expect a teenager to make informed diet decisions, especially one that just ended a period of enforced physical activity. The freshman fifteen (or twenty-five in this case I guess) is a known thing for a reason. quote:Boyfriend doesn't want sexytimes. Her boyfriend's done with her, and is too much of a loving coward to dump her himself. It's pretty sad, communication only works if both people wanna talk. Eight years is a long time, but she's still pretty young, it'll be ok Now I never want to see the word 'sexytimes' again. Coucho Marx fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Feb 5, 2017 |
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I think if you call it "sexytimes" you should have your sex license revoked.
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Themata posted:Partner [m21] of a little over 1 year accused me [f24] of cheating. I am PISSED. This man is too stupid to sleep with.
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General Bullshit › /r/relationships: Why do I still have an erection? Where did this cum come from?
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chumbler posted:I think if you call it "sexytimes" you should have your sex license revoked. I have to disagree. My wife introduced the term to me when we started dating. I thought it was hilarious and now I use the term all the time. She also introduced the word u-e(pronounce the letters separately) to describe a U-turn that I repeatedly tell her sounds moronic.
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lostleaf posted:I have to disagree. Your court appointment letter is in the mail. Please bring your sex licenses with you, we will provide the gardening shears. quote:She also introduced the word u-e(pronounce the letters separately) to describe a U-turn that I repeatedly tell her sounds moronic. It's common in Australia. oh please don't tell me you live here
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Coucho Marx posted:Now I never want to see the word 'sexytimes' again. Housemate (24M) is freaking out that I (26F) had sex in the shower. But I am the only one who cleans it and he admits to jerking off in there all the time. quote:I have three male housemates. When it comes to their bedrooms, cars and our common areas they range between pristine and 'meh, that will do I guess'. Except for the bathroom. In the 18 months I've lived with these people, not one of them has ever cleaned it. I'm talking discarded toilet rolls, enough dust on the floor that it gets muddy and mold all over the shower. I've tried everything. I've tried taking to them like reasonable adults, I've tried putting us on a schedule, I've tried having a tantrum (so embarrassing, but I was pushed right over the edge) and I've tried telling them that I will not be signing a new lease and already have a place to move into. So I'm not looking for advice on that. I'm lucky enough that I can shower at work and my boyfriend's (28M) house. But every month I get a 5 day break at work and can't avoid my bathroom, so once a month I give it a good, thorough clean, to the point of scrubbing the mold off with a wire brush.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:32 |
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Roommate wants to bang her
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 06:35 |
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The obvious mystery is why is he so upset, but thats a clever distraction from why is she living with three dudes?
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lostleaf posted:
I'll have you know it is a time-honored Massachusetts driving maneuver! In other words, theres a reason it sounds moronic.
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Barudak posted:The obvious mystery is why is he so upset, but thats a clever distraction from why is she living with three dudes? cheap rent and, evidently, poor judgement?
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I don't remember this episode of New Girl.
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Themata posted:These all have a common word that should become quickly apparent. https://i.imgur.com/khXaSMb.mp4
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 07:51 |
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This time you've gone too far.
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No Pick is actually correct on that guy
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:01 |
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:weinersnap: :tipcapitate: :cutthroat: :incel:
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wtf is this: he's LL and I'm HL
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MF_James posted:wtf is this: he's LL and I'm HL Light Load and Heavy Load. Don't date outside your weight class, people! Low Libido, High Libido
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Coucho Marx posted:Light Load and Heavy Load. Don't date outside your weight class, people! jesus christ I'm autistic and I categorize poo poo less than these people. Why is it absolutely necessary for everything to have a specific label and be shoved into exactly the right little box so that everyone has some special term to call themselves? I guess I answered my own question though.
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TheKennedys posted:jesus christ I'm autistic and I categorize poo poo less than these people. Why is it absolutely necessary for everything to have a specific label and be shoved into exactly the right little box so that everyone has some special term to call themselves? I guess I answered my own question though. More dumb acronym poo poo from the same special people who brought you PIV and sexy times. Maybe if they classify it it becomes less scary? Also, this is old, but Themata posted:My ex pulled a milder version of this except it was "I hooked up and hosed random women like Shane from the L Word" while she couldn't even be bothered to cuddle with me. Every woman I've known who compares herself to Shane has been kind of a dick, especially my ex-friend who first used Shane as her drag king name and then adopted it as her real name.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 10:55 |
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The stories ITT are as good a reason for enforced sterilisation as any, I think.
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I [23F] wear wigs for fun. My bf [22M] wants me to stop but I don't think that's fair.quote:
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what a dweeb
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