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Flipswitch posted:Never played the dragon age games but is this bull character dude what I'm imagining He is literally a giant muscular man with horns.
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A giant muscular man with horns that likes bdsm
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Flipswitch posted:Never played the dragon age games but is this bull character dude what I'm imagining Schubalts posted:He is literally a giant muscular man with horns. and he really really really likes to drink and gently caress xD unprecedentedly progressive male character
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Feb 5, 2017 06:05
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The best Bioware character was lifted without alteration from Outlaws of the Marsh. They didn't even change his name. edit: Jade Empire 2 when
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Feb 5, 2017 06:40
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Bongo Bill posted:Jade Empire 2 when this. jade empire had flaws but it was fun as gently caress and it probably had a ton of likable characters.
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You guys have piqued my interest. What fisting jokes were there in ME3 between Joker and EDI? I don't recall any. ...but now I must know.  Flipswitch posted:Never played the dragon age games but is this bull character dude what I'm imagining   
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Milky Moor posted:berth ell pup I'm sorry I don't speak fuckin' Kryptonian, lil' nig. Whatchoo postin'?  
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Feb 5, 2017 07:42
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You should have been able to bang EDI so that Joker couldn't, which would cause Joker to not perform well enough to complete the mission because he's too upset. It would be like banging Morinth in that it resulted in a game over, except twenty hours later instead of immediately.
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Feb 5, 2017 07:51
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Joker Yeah Shepard? Don't gently caress the robot B-but Shepard *slaps joker with newspaper* JOKER. DON'T. gently caress. THE ROBOT.
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Feb 5, 2017 08:01
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Bongo Bill posted:
right after half life 3
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Feb 5, 2017 08:01
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I'm 100% sure this game will be garbage.
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Feb 5, 2017 08:43
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Flipswitch posted:Surprised you haven't been able to romance an AI yet tbh Don't worry, now a wise-cracking computer lives in your eyeball and sees everything.
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Zzulu posted:Joker You can do that! Joker thanks you for keeping him from doing something he'd probably regret, and he and EDI have completely different dialog for the sections when they'd be dating otherwise. Mass Effect 3 has a lot of variables it remembers for later.
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Feb 5, 2017 11:04
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But i cang bang the computer, right? In vr?
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Feb 5, 2017 11:03
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I hope stuff like this isn't left to DLC because this is really main game content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8LPxFGQeoA I never quite understood why I was supposed to care so much about the DA:I bad person until now. Hopefully ME:A has a cohesive narrative.
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Feb 5, 2017 11:23
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THE ARCHON is a lovely Halo retread name for a villain, but at least it isn't Corypheus. It's easy to shorten that to Cory, which is, like, the least threatening name ever.
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DancingShade posted:I hope stuff like this isn't left to DLC because this is really main game content https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8LPxFGQeoA If Inquisition is any judge then they didn't learn their lesson, because Trespasser seems massively important.
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Drifter posted:You guys have piqued my interest. What fisting jokes were there in ME3 between Joker and EDI? I don't recall any. Jokers loyalty mission would have been getting him elbow deep in those gears
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Doctor Spaceman posted:If Inquisition is any judge then they didn't learn their lesson, because Trespasser seems massively important. It is. Trespasser gives the game an actual ending, which Inquisition doesn't come with stock.
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Arglebargle III posted:I'm 100% sure this game will be garbage. That's pretty unlikely, in all honesty. Probably best to think of Bioware games at this point of being like Marvel films. High budget, high production value entertainment with a lot of polish, yet at the same time rarely excellent in any aspect, nor creatively risky by any stretch. I'll be surprised if this game is innovative to the genre. More likely it will feel like a more open sandbox explore-y Mass Effect. There will be a few high points, a few low points, and a tidal wave of pretty OK which comes with the territory of design by committee. I think at best we can hope for with Andromeda is that it's like Fallout 4 to Fallout 3. Bigger, prettier, more streamlined - but in the end the core gameplay feels the same. I guess the only thing that is potentially worrying is how they pull off their planet traversing open world schtick. How big is each world, and how many are there? Is this just going to be DA:I's invisible wall filled instanced areas the redux? ME has pretty rarely let you go off-script, and hasn't looked great when it has. It's a linear game at heart.
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Flipswitch posted:Please do not fist the android girls. "Calibrating her servos"
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isk posted:THE ARCHON is a lovely Halo retread name for a villain, but at least it isn't Corypheus. It's easy to shorten that to Cory, which is, like, the least threatening name ever. Archon is Greek and means ruler, it's not an invention of Halo.
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Torrannor posted:Archon is Greek and means ruler, it's not an invention of Halo. i can't believe halo invented the greek language
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Eastbound Spider posted:But i cang bang the computer, right? In vr? Yeah, they released some footage of it already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feiOA4wSAvQ
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Corypheus feels like them trying to ape the success of Irenicus as a villain, with both of them being super mages trying to ascend to godhood through nefarious means, but missing why Jonboy worked (Hint: His name was David Warner. Corypheus sounds goofy in DA II and generic in III)
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Kavak posted:Corypheus feels like them trying to ape the success of Irenicus as a villain, with both of them being super mages trying to ascend to godhood through nefarious means, but missing why Jonboy worked (Hint: His name was David Warner. Corypheus sounds goofy in DA II and generic in III) I have been playing video games for decades and am tired of saving the world/galaxy/universe every time, especially in the same intellectual property. Dragon Age 2 was a refreshing break from that and I wish more games with successful IP would dial it down a notch every few iterations. I was hoping ME:A would have us save, like, just part of a galaxy.
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Arglebargle III posted:I'm 100% sure this game will be garbage. I'm 110% sure it won't be. Didn't expect that, did ya' fucker?
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Corypheus felt like a character who the creator had fleshed out an ungodly amount of detail about his personal values, his relation to the world, his motivations and why he needed to be stopped, but when it came time to go to work, he left all that stuff in his other pants and his wife left him and threw it all in a fire.
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I dont know why they keep calling this series a waifu simulator. Im on 3 and never romanced someone. I kissed Jack but it didnt go that far. Im playing the game wrong?
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Feb 5, 2017 16:19
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You can trip over yourself into romantic relations with pretty much the whole cast so probably. One time I had to backpedal furiously because I selected a seemingly innocuous chat wheel option with Jacob and suddenly I was one step from having unstoppable steamy sex right then and there.
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Arglebargle III posted:I'm 100% sure this game will be garbage. Gonna buy it all the same.
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Jeza posted:You can trip over yourself into romantic relations with pretty much the whole cast so probably. One time I had to backpedal furiously because I selected a seemingly innocuous chat wheel option with Jacob and suddenly I was one step from having unstoppable steamy sex right then and there. There's a wonderful moment in DA 2 where male Hawke is cornered into either reciprocating Anders' flirtation or shutting him down, which accrues Rivalry points. Boy did that piss some people off in the very best way.
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Dan Didio posted:Corypheus felt like a character who the creator had fleshed out an ungodly amount of detail about his personal values, his relation to the world, his motivations and why he needed to be stopped, but when it came time to go to work, he left all that stuff in his other pants and his wife left him and threw it all in a fire. Corypheus has a few good lines. "You should be praying for my success, for I saw the throne of god and it was empty." But you're right that dragon age seems to love tying important plot points behind DLC.
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Skippy McPants posted:There's a wonderful moment in DA 2 where male Hawke is cornered into either reciprocating Anders' flirtation or shutting him down, which accrues Rivalry points. Unsolicited Flirtation Simulator 2017 It'd be pretty dope if every Bioware game had your male party members coming onto you constantly, regardless of gender. Not because it would be good, but because it would be loving hilarious to read the nuclear holocaust of forums rage around the world.
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Dan Didio posted:Corypheus felt like a character who the creator had fleshed out an ungodly amount of detail about his personal values, his relation to the world, his motivations and why he needed to be stopped, but when it came time to go to work, he left all that stuff in his other pants and his wife left him and threw it all in a fire. This. I like a lot of the ideas about the character. That he basically went to heaven and found it abandoned and full of corruption. It's an ok all be it generic idea.
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My favorite thing to do in ME1 is lead Liara on and when she comes to your room before the last fight just be like SORRY I HAVE LOTS OF PAPERWORK TO DO and she just leaves awkwardly. Except then the game assumes you actually had a romance with her and when I went to visit her with Tali in my squad and she gave me a big kiss everyone involved was like   
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Dog Kisser posted:My favorite thing to do in ME1 is lead Liara on and when she comes to your room before the last fight just be like SORRY I HAVE LOTS OF PAPERWORK TO DO and she just leaves awkwardly. I like doing that with a giant helmet so she's just making out with my space-mask.
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marshmallow creep posted:I like doing that with a giant helmet so she's just making out with my space-mask. It's the quarian experience. Good to mix things up a little, you know?
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Dog Kisser posted:My favorite thing to do in ME1 is lead Liara on and when she comes to your room before the last fight just be like SORRY I HAVE LOTS OF PAPERWORK TO DO and she just leaves awkwardly. I really liked that. I was playing the dorkiest Shepard and was all "SORRY LIARA STAR CHARTS TO LOOK AT" but then in ME2 it still acknowledged that there were feelings there even if we didn't bang.
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