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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

xbilkis posted:

Congrats to George H.W. Bush for setting the new world record for "shortest time between doing the opening coin toss at the Super Bowl and dying"

Sheeeeeit I didn't see that on the prop bets list!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
being stuck on a chairlift is the fuckig worst

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

exploded mummy posted:

Did the dude on the boat die

Probably, Ford doesn't give a poo poo about boats

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

obama saved ford

michigan said gently caress you obama

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Ford trucks loving suck

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Zyla posted:

LETS GO THE PATRIOTS BITCH

Zyla, no, that's the bad guys

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

dang, thread is movin p quick tonight

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Olanphonia posted:

p decent commercial for ford

How is Ford going to help the guy on the ski lift

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

A Man and his dog posted:

Ford trucks loving suck

my Bronco ruled gently caress you

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Yug posted:

Wish we could have a president like Mr. Bush again.

How sad is it that I'd even take his kid right now?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

xbilkis posted:

Congrats to George H.W. Bush for setting the new world record for "shortest time between doing the opening coin toss at the Super Bowl and dying"

Fred Rogers didn't last but a couple of months after doing a coin toss at the Rose Bowl.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

A Man and his dog posted:

Ford trucks loving suck

Do you mean the best selling trucks in America? :smug:

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/elizabethforma/status/828387000730472448

welp now every progressive is going to hate her

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Codependent Poster posted:

How sad is it that I'd even take his kid right now?

Which one

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

How is Ford going to help the guy on the ski lift

Or the cat

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

dang, thread is movin p quick tonight

the only day of the year this happens anymore :gbsmith:

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Vertical Lime posted:

obama saved ford

michigan said gently caress you obama

wait wait, poor americans are loving retarded and vote against their best interests? shocking

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


The Bananana posted:

Zyla, no, that's the bad guys

good is dumb

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.
Go Pats. But barring that, gently caress the Pats.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Vertical Lime posted:

obama saved ford

michigan said gently caress you obama

michigan deserves what it gets

(not brown folk you're cool, you should leave before it becomes a Mad Max wasteland)

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FOOTBALLS

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

dang, thread is movin p quick tonight

Sup, APP

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Chinatown posted:

my Bronco ruled gently caress you

Didn't know AC Cowlings was a goon.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

A Man and his dog posted:

Ford trucks loving suck
quite true

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

EugeneJ posted:

How is Ford going to help the guy on the ski lift

gonna hook up that hemi to a motor and pull the man to safety

or maybe drive below him with a bed full of straw.

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

EugeneJ posted:

How is Ford going to help the guy on the ski lift

Drone strike

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Sup y'all I mean it's her local team, one thing I hate more than the Patriots is bandwagoners

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
hahaha

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

EugeneJ posted:

How is Ford going to help the guy on the ski lift

By tanking their emissions standards under Trump, leading to the disappearance of all snow rendering skiing obsolete

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



Nah, she's a lock for reelection

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Oh man you see how he didn't run that out of the end zone man Bill bellickick is the smartest couch alive guys brilliant strategy!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I predict a 30 point blowout, but I'm not sure who's going to win.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


nm, banananananana, u?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Yeah it's pretty gutting to know eWarren and Rachel Maddow are on the same side as Trump today. :sigh:

Yug
Aug 6, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
If I were the falcons I would take one of the back up defenders and just stomp on brady's knee til it explodes. gently caress it, do it.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Petite Dinklage posted:

By tanking their emissions standards under Trump, leading to the disappearance of all snow rendering skiing obsolete

playin the long game

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I hope Dwight Freeney can turn back the clock and have one more really excellent game.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Buck is already annoying me

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oooooooooops

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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
im here to be disappointed

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