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BobbyK posted:Ed Torian is amazing. I died laughing at "Scott Bailo".
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Putting myself at risk with this post to say that I clicked on a very famous busty japanese adult video J-cup model's twitter profile today (you know the one, don't lie lol) and laughed my rear end off when I saw that of two of my follows that follow this chick, one was eric the midget 
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beep by grandpa posted:Putting myself at risk with this post to say that I clicked on a very famous busty japanese adult video J-cup model's twitter profile today (you know the one, don't lie lol) and laughed my rear end off when I saw that of two of my follows that follow this chick, one was eric the midget Anna Ohura? Hitomi?
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I always loved how his little mind thought "if I like enormous, comically large tits nobody will ever think I'm gay!" I get the feeling he never saw much pussy even on video because he refused to look at a dick in a porno because he thought that was gay. He had the most hosed up logic. It wasn't Wack Packer logic, just low IQ logic wrapped up in a Wack Pack exterior. Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Feb 6, 2017 |
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Crotch Bat posted:I always loved how his little mind thought "if I like enormous, comically large tits nobody will ever think I'm gay!" I get the feeling he never saw much pussy even on video because he refused to look at a dick in a porno because he thought that was gay. I could be mistaken but didn't Howard, Gary and Artie all agree to this same thing or something similar once?
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beep by grandpa posted:I could be mistaken but didn't Howard, Gary and Artie all agree to this same thing or something similar once? Possibly, I couldn't tell you but those guys all saw dong in the studio constantly. Artie was clearly most bothered by it but even he watched Richard and Sal and others do weird dick stuff. Eric was fragile about everything, that's what made him so funny. He wouldn't play a gay guy on TV because he thought people would think he was gay which is even levels beyond thinking that looking at dick in porn makes you gay. And if you called him stupid he'd immediately yell out how he wasn't. He was so completely insecure about everything in his life, he thought people really cared about those aspects of him.
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Feb 6, 2017 05:41
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I think my favourite aspect of Eric's illusions of grandeur was how he held "press conferences".
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Feb 6, 2017 06:07
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Eric let's say you find the girl. The hottest stripper in all of New York. You sign her to a 7 year contract but by year three she's really crying. Begging you to let her go. Would you let her go? I...guess...
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BobbyK posted:Eric let's say you find the girl. The hottest stripper in all of New York. You sign her to a 7 year contract but by year three she's really crying. Begging you to let her go. Would you let her go? I love one of Artie's quotes during one of those segments "So you will be judging the girls on looks and personality, two things you are an expert on".
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Feb 6, 2017 11:09
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Artie and ETM brought out the best in each other.
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Feb 6, 2017 15:34
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YeahTubaMike posted:Artie and ETM brought out the best in each other. They really did. My favourite years from the show, from the perspective of someone who had never listened live, nor really listened at all prior to 2014, are 2006-early 2010. Once Artie left, yeah a bunch of Eric poo poo happened, and I still love THAT, but it would have all been way better if Artie had have been busting his balls throughout. Could you imagine him giving Eric poo poo over the Pepsi or werewolves thing? 
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Feb 6, 2017 15:42
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YeahTubaMike posted:Artie and ETM brought out the best in each other. "BYE SHITHEAD" "Shut.......up........fat........rear end."
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haljordan posted:"BYE SHITHEAD" Yeah, we'll see ya, man. Hey, take that club foot, and shove it up your rear end.
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an adult beverage posted:I stopped listening to the live show in June 2013, and started listening to old shows. I was starting to listen to all of 2006. I made it to February and got sidetracked by listening to every appearance by Gilbert. (Well over 100) What would you say are the best shows/moments from 2003-2008? What's must listen to?
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YeahTubaMike posted:Artie and ETM brought out the best in each other. Artie and ETM, two extremes on the physical spectrum
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Feb 6, 2017 17:10
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I'm still confused as to why he was so pissed off that Steve Lankford's story helped sell tickets for his appearance at that WNBA game (ZERO POINT ZERO).
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Feb 6, 2017 17:23
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haljordan posted:I'm still confused as to why he was so pissed off that Steve Lankford's story helped sell tickets for his appearance at that WNBA game (ZERO POINT ZERO). Because he wasn't going to give that shithead credit... for... poo poo. Go back to Canada... ya piece of poo poo! A true wordsmith
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Feb 6, 2017 17:29
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I don't know much about Sam Simon but I assumed the weird script thing Artie was talking about was some perceived slight and also Artie Lies. Simon can't be all that bad considering he left his entire fortune for rescue animals and that speaks a lot to me personally.
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Feb 6, 2017 17:43
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CortezFantastic posted:I don't know much about Sam Simon but I assumed the weird script thing Artie was talking about was some perceived slight and also Artie Lies. Simon can't be all that bad considering he left his entire fortune for rescue animals and that speaks a lot to me personally. He definitely loves animals. Nobody would argue that. How much he likes people... 
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some guy on the bus posted:I was starting to listen to all of 2006. I made it to February and got sidetracked by listening to every appearance by Gilbert. (Well over 100) What would you say are the best shows/moments from 2003-2008? What's must listen to? The epic Artie/Crazy Alice fight where she goes on an uninterrupted rant for almost 10 minutes or so. Artie and Alice were radio gold in the early Sirius days
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Feb 6, 2017 19:45
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prefect posted:He definitely loves animals. Nobody would argue that. How much he likes people... Yeah I don't know much about Sam nor am I really all that interested. A lot of people are complete misanthropes and he may deserve criticism for being assholes, but leaving an entire fortune including royalties to animals that need rescuing is not something most of the uber-rich do and should be held to high regard. Even Howard would never do such a thing.
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some guy on the bus posted:I was starting to listen to all of 2006. I made it to February and got sidetracked by listening to every appearance by Gilbert. (Well over 100) What would you say are the best shows/moments from 2003-2008? What's must listen to? Most of the best bits are the ones I had already seen and heard through various YouTube or other compilations that have been posted in this thread. One big one that I had not seen was when they sent Gary the Retard to the moon (green room) and how he was terrified to go. I also enjoy the football pools with the Wack Pack throughout the years I wish they did more. The best pool was when they were still in Terrestrial radio and had Jason and Will go to Harlem and buy a live chicken. They named it Sanders and it had to live in Jason and Will's apartment and they had to bring it in every week on the train to do football picks. I also enjoy the recurring bit where they cut up a celebrity's audiobook to make them say horrible things. I don't know why I love that so much.
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CortezFantastic posted:Yeah I don't know much about Sam nor am I really all that interested. A lot of people are complete misanthropes and he may deserve criticism for being assholes, but leaving an entire fortune including royalties to animals that need rescuing is not something most of the uber-rich do and should be held to high regard. Even Howard would never do such a thing. Oh definitely. Even if he was an rear end in a top hat, Sam Simon sure seems to have done more good than bad with his life.
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Yeah but that script he sent Artie was probably like really, sick, evil stuff.
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Artie: Tells story of being a fat degenerate junkie drug addict for the last 25 years for the 60th time Howard: Artie, this girl is into you Sam: I wrote a role specifically for you Artie: NOT MY BRO
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Feb 6, 2017 20:37
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Because he wasn't going to give that shithead credit... for... poo poo. Go back to Canada... ya piece of poo poo! He cursed like a child, it was the best. Someone eventually taught him those bad words but never taught him context so he just interjected them whenever and wherever he could into a conversation.
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Ether Frenzy posted:Artie: Tells story of being a fat degenerate junkie drug addict for the last 25 years for the 60th time I was on Artie's side during the "bro fight", and I remember hating Robin when she was stirring it up and lying about Artie calling Howard a jerk on the Wrap Up Show. Didn't it turn out the girl had a boyfriend anyway?
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YeahTubaMike posted:Artie and ETM brought out the best in each other. Zero. Point. Zero. Artie's rendition of that whole scene was fantastic and listening to how badly it pissed ETM off was magical. Truly a piece of radio history that can never be topped
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Grant DaNasty posted:I was on Artie's side during the "bro fight", and I remember hating Robin when she was stirring it up and lying about Artie calling Howard a jerk on the Wrap Up Show. No, she was just unattractive.
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Feb 6, 2017 22:52
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I haven't watched Girls but god that interview with Lena Dunham makes it sound like Pretentious Politically Correct Millennial Feminist: The Show™. I was seriously waiting for someone to mention trigger warnings.
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Lena dunham is a deplorable human being, entitled millennial trust funder status aside
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Feb 7, 2017 06:27
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You mean Lena Dunham, child molester?
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Former Human posted:I haven't watched Girls but god that interview with Lena Dunham makes it sound like Pretentious Politically Correct Millennial Feminist: The Show™. I was seriously waiting for someone to mention trigger warnings. Dan Harmon says Lena Dunham is a better writer than he is, so I'm guessing that Girls is actually a pretty good show. Lena Dunham needs to stay out of the spotlight, though. She's really good at making people mad at her.
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Cliche Guevara posted:Lena dunham is a deplorable human being, entitled millennial trust funder status aside The number of times I've heard Trump voters say this makes me really like her, even though Girls is uneven as hell. Despicable human being, entitled trust funder, eh? Also fat and unattractive. Gotta be something different about her than him, surely.....
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She is basically modern feminist with simple one sided view that everything bad is because of a privileged white males. I don't hate her but I can see why she would make people mad. Radical viewpoints cause opposing radical viewpoints, we have all seen that happen a lot recently.
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Don't forget her insane article about odell beckham jr not hitting on her at a party and how much this offended her cause apparently that's all successful black men are good for in her eyes.
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I normally wouldn't care what someone looked like, but man... Something about her reminds me of my ex. Short hair, pushy nature, maybe? Either way, she bugs me. Can't say for sure if I'd care either way if I hadn't dated that horrible person. EDIT: vvvv Funny guy! Seriously, though, as a heterosexual male, I probably would have had a better relationship with another guy than her. Bleh. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Feb 7, 2017 |
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What was his name? Edit: HO!
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an adult beverage posted:I also enjoy the recurring bit where they cut up a celebrity's audiobook to make them say horrible things. I don't know why I love that so much. These are great. This post made me go back and rewatch them. Everyone watch these and get your mind off Lena Fatham. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9LBlssiAU4 William Shatner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2Oh9pI2dpU Dolly Parton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD9uVuGYKfE Ed McMahon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TMqzI_8A7E Sarah Palin
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