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Cobweb Heart posted:If Dale actually thought he had been cuckolded for so long and nobody on his list of trustables said a word, it would destroy him. Like, in a "break down and leave forever" sort of way if he were a real human being, and it destroys the big, best joke of his character - that the archetype of paranoia can't suspect the one thing he should. I've never gotten the people who wanted him to find out. It certainly wouldn't be funny. This and also when he says "John Redcorn's gay and I've been friends with him for years"
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Gaunab posted:Hank wasn't that great of a player. Excuse me he went to State.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:17 |
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Dale has a p good situation Nancy supports the family so Dale gets to spend all his free time on his hobbies and the occasional extermination job I'd be willing to take that set-up even if it meant getting cucked
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TrustmeImLegit posted:Excuse me he went to State. Yeah, but he was carried there on the back of the BILLDOZER
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:38 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Dale has a p good situation Hey, Dale pays the cable bill thank you very much
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:41 |
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yeah, it's not that realistic, but if he knew it why was he fine with John loving his wife all the time? You know that cuckolding is a legit real fetish, right? Like it was only turned into an insult fairly recently, and there are dudes that legit get off to the act of other men loving their wives.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 14:54 |
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Hotdog In A Hallway posted:Yeah, but he was carried there on the back of the BILLDOZER Truth. I love the flashbacks of Bill as a stone cold studd with a lions mane on his head. Hank's 40 time was pretty bad. He ran a 5.9 as a running back. To give perspective that is slower than everyone in the NFL combine including 300+ lb linemen most of whom smoke Hanks time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXgHP7K6aE
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:03 |
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Take a salt tablet.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:18 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Truth. I love the flashbacks of Bill as a stone cold studd with a lions mane on his head. Man, having a narrow urethra must suck. Like... do you feel constantly 'backed up' when you're peeing or cumming? Why am I thinking of Hank's junk?
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Who What Now posted:You know that cuckolding is a legit real fetish, right? Like it was only turned into an insult fairly recently, and there are dudes that legit get off to the act of other men loving their wives. Un, it's been an insult for like literally forever dude.
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I ain't got a narrow ureety. He gets that from his mother. Mine's so drat wide, I could pass the child myself if I had to!
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Truth. I love the flashbacks of Bill as a stone cold studd with a lions mane on his head. I have no idea how good 40 in 5.9 is but comparing highschoolers to nfl players is a little unfair underage at the vape shop fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Feb 6, 2017 |
# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:48 |
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If it wasn't for his narrow Ureety, Hank would have thrived in the military, even if it's a non combat spot.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 15:50 |
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Truth. I love the flashbacks of Bill as a stone cold studd with a lions mane on his head. hank played high school football back in the 70s
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 16:48 |
"I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?" "Good God, Hank! You're wearing butt-boobies!" And, who could forget, "I killed fity men!"
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weak wrists big dick posted:"I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?" I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!
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The Muppets On PCP posted:hank played high school football back in the 70s A 5.9 40 would be a lovely time for a college level running back in the 1940s. Most running backs in the 70s were putting up average 4.5 40 times. Elite guys like Earl Campbell, and OJ wee running sub 4.5. What I'm saying is Hank wouldn't have been playing college football even if he hadn't hurt his ankle celebrating in the championship.
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Who What Now posted:You know that cuckolding is a legit real fetish, right? Like it was only turned into an insult fairly recently, and there are dudes that legit get off to the act of other men loving their wives. sex has always been used as a theme for insults. using "cuck" as an insult is not as new as you'd suspect. In fact, I think Winston Churchill referred to Teddy Roosevelt as a cuck.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:sex has always been used as a theme for insults. using "cuck" as an insult is not as new as you'd suspect. In fact, I think Winston Churchill referred to Teddy Roosevelt as a cuck. Shakespeare got a lot of mileage out of it as an insult too
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:08 |
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Take off your top!
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:23 |
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I've been known to give a woman amneseey
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:34 |
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When is Hank's 40 time revealed? I must watch this episode on repeat.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:42 |
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I love when two old rear end war vets beat the poo poo out of an entire house of insufferable super-liberal brats. "WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' A NAZZZZZZIIIIII??!??!?!?! :headbutt: "Let's roll, Topsy! "
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 19:48 |
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This tastes like turtles
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 20:20 |
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i spun it too hard
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 20:24 |
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If you're from the South, Peggy is easy to hate as you certainly had one friend who's mom or lady at church or even school teacher was pretty much Peggy IRL. Hyper self-important, incredibly naive and extremely stubborn when confronted with any negative feedback. But she's shown as being loving and human despite these things in the show and honestly came off as a nice enough person Until she tried to gently caress over Lucky, from then on I just wanted to see her rot, as Lucky is easily the best "new addition" any show has gotten until It's Always Sunny picked up Danny DeVito
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 20:39 |
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Lucky owns "you worked on the state oil rig, or the federal?"
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 20:50 |
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The world is cruel to shiny things.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 20:51 |
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Nooner posted:Lucky owns
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Nooner posted:Lucky owns
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Nooner posted:Lucky owns
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Nooner posted:Lucky owns Bobby, I'm gonna help you run down that dream.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:09 |
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haljordan posted:Hey, Dale pays the cable bill thank you very much I thought he stole Hank's cable. That's why Bobby couldn't watch Datona at Joseph's. Hank blocked Fox.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:12 |
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Hank with no rear end episode was great because it gave us one my favourite Dale lines: "Wait I can still beat Hank, that's even better than winning!"Nooner posted:Lucky owns Lucky rules. "The code acknowledges that the children are our future".
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:31 |
56k NO!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoF42UppkI4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8nN6hTnmM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP6IOM4qcYk And, my personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:33 |
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Christmas with the Niefkos
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the voice of dale has this tattooed on his arm
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