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Nooner posted:you got divorced I thought this was anonymous
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:51 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 01:49 |
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Now-single dad goon, if I learned anything from movies I've recently seen, maybe consider buying a zoo and using it to bond with your kid. It worked for Matt Damon.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 22:53 |
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Actually, smell-based fetishes kinda make sense. The smell-sense is linked to memory in a way the others really aren't, even if it's a loving gross smell.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 23:05 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Now-single dad goon, if I learned anything from movies I've recently seen, maybe consider buying a zoo and using it to bond with your kid. It worked for Matt Damon. I think being Matt Damon is what worked for Matt Damon.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 23:07 |
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If that's not a recipe for slaying mad pussy i don't know what is. "Yeah my wife died in a tragic accident and now I'm raising my daughter all alone". Hell I'd pity bang you.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:14 |
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LingcodKilla posted:If that's not a recipe for slaying mad pussy i don't know what is. Yep. If you're a good, attentive father it makes women get all weak in the knees and such. If your daughter is old enough to remember this, don't march a train of women through your bedroom, though. That's just asking for trouble later.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:20 |
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quote:I was getting all my tax documents together and realized something really bad - I owe around 90k to the IRS this year. I don't have 90k of course. I would say "how does a guy who still has student loans manage to spend 1.2 mil on gambling" but I guess you have a system. Just gotta account for this one detail huh I dunno man, I can barely handle my "I worked at a salaried job all year and have no dividend-paying investments" W2 Any insights, thread? quote:i can't stop pulling out hairs from my beard. it's forming bald spots and the longr my beard gets the more noticeable it is. i try to stop all the time, but then while i'm zoned at t work i pull more hairs out. it's not even conscious. my family thinks i just grow a lovely beard, tjhey dont know that im pulling dozens of hairs out every day. This is an actual factual diagnosable mental condition https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania Treatment usually involves CBT, so you know what I'm gonna say
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:27 |
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Gambling goon: Simply win another $120k gambling. Notice that I accounted for taxes for you. Beard goon: Shave your beard and you won't have anything to pick at.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:39 |
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Gambling man, here's what you do. Get a good tax attorney. Have him prepare a statement for you. Tell the IRS that you owe them money that you don't have, but would really rather not go to prison or get your stuff repossessed. So if they could provide you with a payment plan to get them their money plus penalties, you would gladly agree to it. Enjoy your audit.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 03:10 |
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Did the casino not offer to withhold the taxes on your winnings? Or did you just say "gently caress that?" Call the IRS as soon as possible at 1-800-829-1040. Call early in the day on a weekend or late at night on a weeknight or be ready to be put on hold for a while. I know it seems daunting and scary or whatever but stand-up comedians and sitcoms are completely wrong about them being assholes--I speak with them just about every day while working with clients and they'll bend over backwards to help you out with a payment plan or other arrangements if you call and tell them you want to pay your taxes but can't afford it at the moment. So call soon. If you put it off until they come looking for that money, your options become very, very slim. If for some reason you and they can't come to an agreement that works for you, then go ahead and grab yourself a tax attorney like The Management said.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:34 |
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Yeah. They want your money, that's all. Going to court or sending you to jail costs money, so they'd rather not do that unless you force them to. They deal with idiots on a regular basis, so your situation is not in any way unique.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:40 |
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lmao at the gambling addicted tax goon being shocked that he has to pay taxes
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:56 |
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I have to assume he's a professional poker player or something because otherwise who spends 1.2 million a year gambling what the gently caress.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 15:56 |
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quote:My wife just dropped a massive bombshell on me that I'm pretty sure will destroy the marriage. I think the divorce and the therapy are pretty much both essential yeah quote:I live and work in Pittsburgh. One time I was walking to grab lunch with a coworker and we saw Joe Manganiello. At the time he was just getting really famous for being on True Blood. My coworker waved at him and said "I love your work!". FYI I checked, he's not on anything else you'd have heard of, but he is married to Sofia Vergara
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loquacius posted:I think the divorce and the therapy are pretty much both essential yeah Magic Mike was pretty popular
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:09 |
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ALFbrot posted:Magic Mike was pretty popular Well the blurb on the right side of his Google results page did not say anything about movies I am seeing now that he played Peter Parker's high school bully in the Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movies as well
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:14 |
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RatHat posted:I have to assume he's a professional poker player or something because otherwise who spends 1.2 million a year gambling what the gently caress. scratch off tickets probably tho I will never truly understand people who are that overweight. I read their weight and just thinking of it sounds uncomfortable. I was a pudgy teenager (not even fat by todays' teenagers standards around here) and I still remember to this day how uncomfortable I was with that excess weight. I lost that weight after being drafted and I never felt better in my life. If you are looking for a *dramatic* change, give weight loss a try. I bet you will feel a lot better and it could lead to a new you with new confidence.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:14 |
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It must suck to find out that you're married to someone who has been raping the disabled. I doubt she did it because she was specifically trying to cheat on you. She did it because there is something very wrong with her. In her mind it very well could have an act of kindness and her lines between caring and sexuality are blurred. So my money's on her having been molested as a child. Non-sociable 320 pounds fits that bill. It's up to you whether you want to work with her on fixing this or break up, but untreated she may be dangerous around future children you have.
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Police Automaton posted:scratch off tickets probably tho Significant weight loss is much more difficult than modest weight loss, hth
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runupon cracker posted:Significant weight loss is much more difficult than modest weight loss, hth No reason to not give it at least a try
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 16:36 |
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The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:02 |
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subhuman filth posted:The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs Mod please change the thread title
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loquacius posted:I think the divorce and the therapy are pretty much both essential yeah Both of you should speak with a professional--her for obvious reasons, and you because this sort of thing is a mindfuck and can very easily lead you down some dark roads if left to your own devices alone in the home you used to live in together. You should also speak with a physician about weight loss. Three-hundred-twenty pounds is no bueno. I don't mean that as an insult--I'm sincerely concerned for your health. A licensed physician can help you examine your habits and diet and help you come up with a plan to take the weight off safely, with or without medication. Okay, now this I do mean as an insult: don't say poo poo like "she's my goddess" because it makes you sound like a Nice GuyTM
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subhuman filth posted:The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs Goons produce the best sentences in the English language
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purple death ray posted:Goons produce the best sentences in the English language No kidding, someone just dropped "reaping the masturbatory whirlwind" in one of the other threads I'm following.
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subhuman filth posted:The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:12 |
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The Management posted:It must suck to find out that you're married to someone who has been raping the disabled. I also love understatement for comic effect.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:14 |
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I agree, no one should go unloved but they should also go unflattened.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:30 |
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subhuman filth posted:The obese Florence nightingale of retard blowjobs The only way to save your marriage is for you to go to her work and gently caress the all of the same retarded people.
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 17:53 |
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Does your wife work from home
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home There it is.
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home
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Police Automaton posted:scratch off tickets probably tho There's no way in hell anyone could make a long-term running profit off of scratch tickets. Those things are a scam, and they're not gameable no matter how Rain-Man you are about it. I worked in a convenience store, and you'd always see people come in, buy $100 worth of $10 tickets, win $20 off of one of them, use it to buy two more of the same ticket, win $5 off one of those, buy a $5 ticket with it, get nothing off that one, and go home with nothing. He was probably either playing a shitload of high-stakes poker or counting cards at blackjack. They're a decent gag gift or prize for a work competition or something, but if you're spending six figures on scratch tickets you probably have six-figure losses. quote:So I have been married to a wonderful man for the past 4 years. He has 2 younger brothers who are also really great and welcomed me as a sister from the first time they met me. quote:This is dumb as hell but whenever "Brick" by Ben Folds Five pops up on the radio I get just a little turned on because my first boyfriend used to play that song on repeat when we had sex. It was annoying at the time and annoying still but I've been pavloved into associating a song about abortion with good sex. As far as I know my ex never knew it was about abortion but he turned out to be a creep so if he had a weirdo abortion fetish it wouldn't surprise me.
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free basket of chips posted:Does your wife work from home
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loquacius posted:There's no way in hell anyone could make a long-term running profit off of scratch tickets. Those things are a scam, and they're not gameable no matter how Rain-Man you are about it. I worked in a convenience store, and you'd always see people come in, buy $100 worth of $10 tickets, win $20 off of one of them, use it to buy two more of the same ticket, win $5 off one of those, buy a $5 ticket with it, get nothing off that one, and go home with nothing. He was probably either playing a shitload of high-stakes poker or counting cards at blackjack. quote:the wife's confession Feeling sorry for the kid. They are obviously too young for one. (if it's true)
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:23 |
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they were hoping for you to join in
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 19:25 |
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Divorce your husband for bringing that dead beat piece of jelly loving poo poo into your house. Don't forget to vet the family you're marrying into next time.
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Work on your text-only sarcasm delivery please
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