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Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I am glad we've traded an administration that never says "radical Islamic terrorists" for one that says it constantly, even when there are no terror attacks to talk about

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Every time I read a story like this I punctuate every Donald quote with Bill Cosby's voice saying, "Right" like in his Noah sketch. Man, it's sad our greatest guys are shamed by these false accusations, right?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


http://usuncut.com/news/trump-just-briefed-top-military-leaders-totally-insane-conspiracy-theory/

Trump thinks press around the world is intentionally hiding terrorist attack reports from him

:stare:



Edit: beaten. But so insane that it deserves to be posted twice. Our president is loving crazy. Legitimately.

END OF AN ERROR fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Feb 6, 2017

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think he realizes that he has an intelligence agency with global reach working for him

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i don't think he realizes that he has an intelligence agency with global reach working for him

lol

lets be fair thats a good thing lol

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i don't think he realizes that he has an intelligence agency with global reach working for him

lol

lol you think the cia likes trump

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
yeah taht's the good thing lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Arrhythmia posted:

lol you think the cia likes trump

hopefully they try to kill him as incompetently as castro

cnut
May 3, 2016

Arrhythmia posted:

lol you think the cia likes trump

I wonder what they've got cooking? :evil:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

yeah taht's the good thing lol

i think the best possible use of the cia would be if trump used them exclusively to check current events

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

cnut posted:

I wonder what they've got cooking? :evil:

I'm imagining some three stooges type poo poo is going on. Cia agent drops bowling ball from ladder just as Trump goes to do up his Velcro shoes, hits the agent carrying the ricin laced taco bowl.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

XMNN posted:

imagine if 9/11 happened today, those children would be reading my pet goat to the president

lmao

cnut
May 3, 2016

Arrhythmia posted:

I'm imagining some three stooges type poo poo is going on. Cia agent drops bowling ball from ladder just as Trump goes to do up his Velcro shoes, hits the agent carrying the ricin laced taco bowl.

That's so crazy it just might work! lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/714454998952910848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Ah, so that's what Pick looks like irl

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

atleast that suits fits him :boom:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yemen fired a missile at the Saudis and I'm just lollin

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
lol

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
hello thread i lolled after hearing some funny trump things today thought id check in, thanks

(putin stuff, media covers up terrorist attack stuff, i dunno it was a lot of things today)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

John C Reilly lookin rough

lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lollin about this too

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-steve-bannon-nsc-national-security-council-order-a7565191.html

quote:

Donald Trump 'didn't realise he was promoting Steve Bannon to National Security Council when he signed order'

Mr Trump has asserted on social media that 'he is the real boss'

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

goldmine.

hourly lol.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
every day is a new lol

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy



Hell, same

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

thathonkey posted:

every day is a new lol

every lol a lol of you

you here is trump

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007


lol
(I sincerely hope Bowling Green makes the list.)



lol-er

Yer Burnt fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Feb 7, 2017

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
The sharpie is a nice touch lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the lols just keep coming idk if i can handle another 4 years

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
by the end DJT's twitter is just gonna be IM NOT OWNED IM NOT OWNED IM NOT OWNED YOUR OWNED

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


gonna lol tomorrow as public education dies a (hopefully) quick death

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a new study bible! posted:

gonna lol tomorrow as public education dies a (hopefully) quick death

ahahahahahaha i forgot about that poo poo



\/\/\/\/ ahahahahahahahahahahaha

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


"I believe that private schools should use public school money but also not be measured by the same, rigorous standards as public schools also give the teachers guns and enroll in the fake online schools i've invested in"

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Also DeVos straight up lied about the graduation rate of several online schools, claiming that their graduation rates were at nearly 100 percent, when in fact most are hovering around the 50 percent mark.

http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2017/02/04/513220220/betsy-devos-graduation-rate-mistake

If any of you all have republican senators I implore you to leave them a message before tomorrow morning.

(lol at the thought of a republican senator listening to his or her constituents)

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Sintax posted:

The president of the United States is incapable of reading at an adult level and is exclusively informed by the TV

Like most Americans, your point being?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They only need 1 more GOP senator to vote no and she's done at least.

But yeah that online school poo poo is such a scam and I'm lolling so hard at the concept of a Sec Ed who is well, her

quote:

"Our desire is to confront the culture in ways that will continue to advance God's kingdom."


ahahahahahaha

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

They only need 1 more GOP senator to vote no and she's done at least.

But yeah that online school poo poo is such a scam and I'm lolling so hard at the concept of a Sec Ed who is well, her



ahahahahahaha

:lol:

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol look at how wildly optimistic I am "well, only ONE MORE gop senator needs to vote nay to stop this travesty"

lol

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