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Yodzilla posted:Caveman World: Mountains of Unga Boonga reminds me of a late 90s shovelware PC title in many ways. I like how "ENEMY EVADING" is a featured gameplay mechanic. You mean I don't have to run headlong into every enemy for immediate game over? Revolutionary!
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You know, LIMBO was a decent game and all, but you know what it was missing? Eye-searing, nauseating lighting! Thankfully, GRIMIND is here to set things right.
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# ? Jan 31, 2017 22:50 |
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Trolling Steam releases for 'gems' is surprisingly fun. A lot of games look bad for fairly boring reasons, but some really stand out. I present Reptilians Must Die!: quote:"Reptilians Must Die" - an amazing adventure game with a gripping storyline, based on the right patriotic education and spiritual scrapie fixed! For the life of me, my brain just stops working when I try to interpret that last screenshot. FreeKillB fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Feb 1, 2017 |
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Jamfrost posted:Broadsword: Age of Chilvary I actually laughed when everyone kind of swings their swords and then falls down simultaneously.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:06 |
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I've another one with poor animation known as Ruction: http://store.steampowered.com/app/496820 Pay attention to that walk animation. His hips don't lie. Youtube trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxbK_AAcSYw It's Early Access, for whatever that's worth. The second trailer in the store page is... uh. It's something.
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 06:46 |
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I am feeling really compelled to buy someone an avatar right now
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:27 |
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Digirat posted:I am feeling really compelled to buy someone an avatar right now
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:33 |
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Jamfrost posted:I've another one with poor animation known as Ruction: http://store.steampowered.com/app/496820 Pay attention to that walk animation. His hips don't lie. Holy drat, it's like the movements of those bipedal robots. This one has better form even! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bgLsvw848
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 07:41 |
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Palpek posted:
The ending is fantastic Yes the Fin is cut off in-game too
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# ? Feb 1, 2017 19:23 |
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On the one hand, posting shovelware horror games is almost kind of cheating since there's so goddamned many of them thanks to an endless supply of screaming idiots on YouTube willing to play them for a shot at e-fame. On the other hand, most of the developers of these shovelware titles aren't brazen enough to literally name themselves the Assets Games Company. In particular this game's trailer is worth a watch since they couldn't even be bothered to have the game running at a non-choppy framerate when they recorded it. Here's a couple screenshots from the store page anyway, though:
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 02:59 |
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"Oh man, payday came through! Time to check out what's popular on Steam toda-" Uhhh uhhh UUUHHHHHH I think I'll wait for Ruiner instead.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 04:18 |
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Ikari Worrier posted:On the one hand, posting shovelware horror games is almost kind of cheating since there's so goddamned many of them thanks to an endless supply of screaming idiots on YouTube willing to play them for a shot at e-fame. On the other hand, most of the developers of these shovelware titles aren't brazen enough to literally name themselves the Assets Games Company. "The main character wakes up in a tunnel of the subway and tries to find out that happened to it and other passengers of the train. To understand that after all it happened to the gone passengers, the player should investigate strange catacombs being deeply underground." I'm intrigued!
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 05:20 |
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Bloodbath Kavkaz is what happens when a Russian imageboard makes a meme-filled knockoff of Hotline Miami about killing Muslims and then turns it into a commercial product by tracing all the copyrighted photos. The one redeeming thing about it is that the soundtrack is actually pretty awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAERw1XA0YE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsLerHYNKA
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 07:45 |
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Guy Mann posted:Bloodbath Kavkaz is what happens when a Russian imageboard makes a meme-filled knockoff of Hotline Miami about killing Muslims and then turns it into a commercial product by tracing all the copyrighted photos. holy poo poo you got past the first part. It was buggy it crashed hard and could do poo poo
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 07:47 |
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Awful Steam Games Megathread: My dick is rigged with explosives
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 08:31 |
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I could never play a game that tasked me with killing Pavel Petel
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Guy Mann posted:The one redeeming thing about it is that the soundtrack is actually pretty awesome. Apparently they took the music from artists without their permission and then harassed the artists to let them use it until the artists said yes.
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# ? Feb 2, 2017 18:12 |
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Legends of Persia is a Diablo clone that is so bad that the developer just patched in level skip cheat codes rather than make the game actually functional.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 02:19 |
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Haha "cheat codes" aka dev commands he already had in there. I have the same poo poo all over my games for testing.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 03:17 |
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Yodzilla posted:Haha "cheat codes" aka dev commands he already had in there. I have the same poo poo all over my games for testing. I don't think you normally advertise them though as a feature in a patch.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 04:45 |
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What happens when you take a lovely, no effort could-have-been-a-browser game that would probably be a bottom feeder on Newgrounds and actually charge money for it? You get the delightfully terrible Clergy Splode, which shows off almost 100% of its gameplay in its trailer and STILL manages to bore and annoy in one and a half minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr8SiH2eAqc
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 17:41 |
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Oh cool it's a bad version of Buta San https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1moTNZPKhY
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 17:51 |
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Yodzilla posted:Oh cool it's a bad version of Buta San Okay this on the other hand actually looks fun, or at least a hell of a lot less ugly. I've learned something today!
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 19:10 |
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Zombitatos the end of the Pc master race quote:About This Game This is a game you can pay money for on Steam.
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# ? Feb 3, 2017 21:58 |
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There's a new site that tries to write a proper review for as many new Steam games as possible.quote:Steam Pile: Any game that is an obvious low effort cash grab, asset flip, or broken garbage game will get a brief (two or three paragraphs tops) description of what makes it qualify for the poo poo tier. These reviews will not be scored. Kennel fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Feb 4, 2017 |
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That site is doing God's work.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 00:57 |
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Kennel posted:There's a new site that tries to write a proper review for as many new Steam games as possible. I wish axemaniac still did Steam Shots.
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Best part was him catching the ire of pedo anime MMO players.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 08:26 |
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Make Trump the President again: http://store.steampowered.com/app/575910 The gameplay looks very terrible. You collect things coming at you or dropping from above. It also has simulator in the title.
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# ? Feb 4, 2017 10:41 |
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I feel like I've somehow traveled back in time to the early 2000s and I'm about to read a Lowtax-written review of this on the school computers since it's got late 90s/early 00s bargain bin shovelware written all over it despite being apparently developed in 2016. I half expected the publisher to be listed as Valu-Soft. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53spvFp0K_U Ikari Worrier fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Feb 4, 2017 |
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Waterfall of Salt posted:The ending is fantastic Translation: You did it! Now everybody can eat in the world's best restaurant!
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:02 |
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Waterfall of Salt posted:The ending is fantastic Did they do that because it actually says FIM? Easier to crop in post-post?
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 03:46 |
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Palpek posted:
I love that the kid apparently gets some kind of Banshee Scream/PK Blast Attack? Also his broken-rear end walk animation makes QWOP look natural.
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# ? Feb 5, 2017 08:43 |
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This is some free visual novel, dunno if it's bad or not, I'm posting it here because I don't want to anger anybody in the other thread and also because of one of the screenshots. Just getting right to the point huh
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 23:37 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Just getting right to the point huh
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:07 |
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*Strolls up to a nunnery* y'all gay or what
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 00:32 |
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It's a thing only quality anime visual novels can pull off
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FirstAidKite posted:*Strolls up to a nunnery* y'all gay or what Well? Are they?
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# ? Feb 7, 2017 01:17 |
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It's an anime visual novel, you already know they are
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ImpAtom posted:Well? Are they? What kinda gay rear end convent only has women in it and no men, wtf I'll tell you how gay when I stream this later
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